The shopping guide can be sure that Du Yun has something wrong with her brain, but she doesn't dare to say it, for fear that Du Yun will do something abnormal after being stimulated.

So the shopping guide kept following Du Yun, as long as Du Yun didn't run away with his skirt.

"Yuhan, I'm going to trouble you next. Du Yun looked at Lin Yuhan with a smile.

The shopping guide rolled his eyes when he saw this: "Sure enough, he was a fool, and he started talking to himself again." ”

Lin Yuhan looked embarrassed: "Brother Yun, I want to try it for you, but I'm a spirit body, and I can't touch the real thing." ”

Of course, Du Yun knew this, and said indifferently: "In this way, you stand still, I'll put the skirt on you, and then see how the size is." ”

"Can this work?" Lin Yuhan raised his eyebrows.

Du Yun has already put it into action: "If there is anything that can't be done, I believe you Brother Yun." ”

So under the frightened and surprised gaze of the shopping guide, Du Yun opened the zipper on the back of the dress, then lifted it high into the air, and closed the zipper again.

Du Yun said: "It's so beautiful, and it fits very well, I think I'll buy this one." ”

Lin Yuhan lowered his head and looked at it for a while, and said, "I can't see the effect like this, you go to the mirror, and I'll see how the whole body effect is." ”

So, Du Yun carefully carried his skirt with both hands, and while talking to the air, he walked to the nearest display mirror.

The shopping guide's eyes were black, and she almost fainted with fright.

In the mirror, Lin Yuhan is wearing a light blue bohemian dress, giving people the illusion of walking to the beach, and can hear the sound of the sea and smell the smell of the sea.

Du Yun looked stupid.

Lin Yuhan turned in a circle, Du Yun didn't keep up with her rhythm, Lin Yuhan pouted and complained: "Brother Yun, you also have to go in circles, I'll take a look at the 360-degree panoramic effect." ”

Du Yun came back to his senses, holding the straps of the dress in both hands, and followed her with the direction and speed of Lin Yuhan's rotation.

"What is that guy doing?"

"Damn! What a pervert! women's clothing boss?"

"What's wrong with young people now? ”

Many customers noticed Du Yun's abnormal behavior and pointed fingers.

Lin Yuhan smiled and bent over, looking young and lovely against the backdrop of the light blue bohemian dress, Du Yun couldn't wait to bite her face.

"It's almost, if I continue to make trouble, I will have to be sent to the second hospital. ”

Du Yun put away his skirt, walked to the shopping guide and said, "Just this one, help me put it up." ”

The shopping guide woke up and looked at Du Yun suspiciously: "Sir, are you sure you want to buy this skirt?"

"If you don't buy what clothes I'll try on, by the way, do you have any more dresses? ”

"Sir, are there two skirts of the same size?" The shopping guide was pleasantly surprised, thinking that Du Yun was a madman, but he didn't expect to be a real customer.

"Brother Yun, what are you doing when you buy two identical dresses?" Lin Yuhan was puzzled.

Du Yun smiled mysteriously: "Don't worry about it, it's useful anyway." ”

The shopping guide took two dresses of the same style to the cash register, and at Du Yun's request, he took one with a slightly larger bust and the other with a slightly smaller bust.

"Sir, two new bohemian summer dresses totaling 31,000, is it a mobile phone payment or cash or credit card?"

Thirty-one thousand eight?

Although Du Yun knew that Chanel's women's clothes were expensive, he was still taken aback.

He looked at the two skirts again, and there was not much fabric, could it be that they were woven with gold thread?

Du Yun, who began to do odd jobs to earn money to support his family when he was eighteen years old, knew that it was not easy to make money, and his own clothes were bought back for fifty or sixty yuan from the stall, but after a short hesitation, Du Yun still gritted his teeth and bought two dresses.

The 50,000 yuan earned from Bai Ming last time was squandered, 20,000 yuan was given to Nie Han to go to a famous teacher's cram school, and the remaining 30,000 yuan was bought a skirt, and in the end, he also pasted 1,008 yuan upside down.

Walking out of the Chanel store, Du Yun took a deep breath, Xiaohan was about to take the college entrance examination to go to college, and the tuition and living expenses for four years were a huge amount of money, Du Yun was thinking about what kind of work to earn this money.

On the way home, Du Yun spent another 200 yuan to buy a princess cake and some vegetables and fruits, and then went home satisfied.

It was already half past four in the afternoon when he arrived home, and Du Yun hid the cake, ready to surprise Xiaohan when he came back from school.

After finishing his work, Du Yun took out the dress with a small bust and came to the living room: "Yuhan, this dress is for you, although you can't wear it, it's not bad to keep it as a souvenir." ”

When watching Lin Yuhan try on clothes in the Chanel store in the morning, Du Yun knew that this girl liked this dress very much, so he gritted his teeth and angrily threw tens of thousands of dollars just to smile at Bo Hongyan.

Lin Yuhan was stunned, and looked at Du Yun stupidly with a pair of big watery eyes: "Brother Yun, you're not kidding, right? I thought you bought both of them for Xiao Han." ”

"Why buy two identical ones for Xiaohan, this one is yours. Du Yun smiled brightly.

Lin Yuhan's heart was warm, she liked this light blue bohemian dress very much, but she still refused: "Brother Yun, you are about to take it and return it, now the family is short of money, Xiaohan is about to go to college, you are about to find a job, what are you going to do with spending more than 10,000 yuan to buy a skirt as a collection." ”

Du Yun grabbed Lin Yuhan's hand and said, "Yuhan, don't fight, money earned is spent, you don't have to worry about Xiaohan's tuition, you don't know, I'm actually a little money-making expert." ”

Lin Yuhan felt a warmth in her palm, this real touch made her a little unable to extricate herself, and after hesitating for a few seconds, she still didn't shake off Du Yun's hand.

"Brother Yun......"

"Don't say it, this is Brother Yun's intention, if you refuse again, you won't give Brother Yun face. Du Yun interrupted Lin Yuhan's words.

The matter has come to this, Lin Yuhan is not easy to refuse, she has made a note of Du Yun's good in her heart, and for the rest of her life, she will do her best to help Du Yun.

"Brother Yun! I want to wear this dress. Lin Yuhan showed an expectant look.

Du Yun's face was dark, did he want him to carry a skirt to school every day?

As if he saw Du Yun's thoughts, Lin Yuhan couldn't help but smile and said, "Haha! Brother Yun, you misunderstood, I mean to really wear this skirt." ”

"How to wear it?" Du Yun looked confused, didn't the spirit body have access to real objects?

"Burned it. Lin Yuhan said.

Du Yun seemed to understand something: "Can you wear a skirt if you burn it? Could it be that the paper money burned by people to worship their ancestors will really be passed on to the dead?"

Lin Yuhan nodded: "Although the gates of hell are closed, burning things can still reach the hands of the dead." ”

Du Yun's knowledge increased: "Then I will burn some more money for you, and burn all 100 million dark coins, won't you become the richest man in the underworld." ”

Lin Yuhan covered his mouth and smiled: "You think beautifully, the underworld currency is not this kind of algorithm in the underworld, and now that the gate of hell is closed, the underworld can't enter at all, even if you burn more paper money for me, I have nowhere to spend it." ”

Du Yun is right to think about it, paying the bill with the dark currency in the flower city will scare people to death.

"So, if I burn a paper car paper house or something, wouldn't you be able to receive it?" Du Yun had a new idea.

Lin Yuhan understood the deep meaning that Du Yun wanted to express, and said with a smile: "You can receive it, but it is not the garage you imagined, for example, if you burn a paper car, then what I receive is also a paper car, and after becoming a spirit, you can float away, basically no one drives, and the house becomes unimportant, because we are all over the world." ”

Du Yun dispelled the idea of burning the car and the house for Lin Yuhan.

"So, Brother Yun just needs to burn that dress so I can put on new clothes. ”

"Okay!

Du Yun rummaged through the cabinets at home, and finally decided to use the iron basin for washing his feet as a 'paper burning basin'. He tossed the skirt he had just bought into the basin and lit a few sheets of homework paper with a lighter to start the fire.

The skirt was burned, and black smoke billowed from the house, and people who didn't know thought that the house was on fire.

Knock knock!

At that moment, there was a knock on the door.

Du Yun complained and ran to open the door, Zhang Bin and Zhang Ling stood at the door with big bags and small bags.

"Ahem, I'm sorry—Xiaoyunzi, is your house on fire?" As soon as he opened the door, Zhang Bin smelled burnt paste.

Zhang Ling covered his nose and said nervously, "Is the fire at home serious?" Do you want to call 119?"

Du Yun was amused by these two teases, and turned back to the room: "Come in, I can't burn you." ”

The two followed the room suspiciously, and Zhang Bin saw at a glance the iron basin for washing feet in the center of the living room, and the light blue bohemian skirt was half burned.

"Damn! What are you crazy about, burning your skirt at home?"

"Ling'er, call the police, Du Yun's grandson is crazy!"

"Forget it, don't call the police first, go and hold down Du Yun, don't let him mess around, he must be evil, if the police know about it, immediately send him to the second hospital." ”

Zhang Bin was babbling, and he had already gone to the kitchen to pick up a basin of water.

Whoa!

The whole basin of water was splashed, dousing the half-burned skirt, Du Yunqi's teeth itched, and he kicked Zhang Bin's buttocks: "What are you kid doing? Who told you to put out the fire." ”

Zhang Bin didn't care about the pain of the chrysanthemum, grabbed Du Yun's shoulders with both hands, and shook vigorously: "Du Yun, you wake up Lao Tzu, you have been talking crazy lately, don't scare Lao Tzu, if you have three long and two short, how can you tell your father to live?"

Du Yun pushed it away: "I'm your father!"

Zhang Bin grabbed it again: "Monster, I know that you are in my brother's body, you come out quickly, otherwise I will cremate my brother and let you die together." ”

The two were noisy and quarrelsome.

Zhang Ling squatted on the ground and looked at the remaining half of the skirt, the label on it had not been burned yet: "Wow! This is Chanel's new summer style, a bohemian dress, this one is tens of thousands of yuan, and I didn't even take off the label, so I burned it like this?"

After hearing Zhang Ling's words, Zhang Bin became even more emotional: "Sure enough, it is possessed by evil things, my brother is famous for picking the door, wearing underwear outside for three years, and sewing and mending for another three years, how could he burn a new skirt of tens of thousands of yuan, you evil come out for me, if you don't come out, I will kill you with my breath." ”