Chapter 723: The Freak Five
"What a strange thing you're doing here......"
In the large conference room of the third squadron, all the soldiers in the third platoon were there, but Yang Man frowned very unhappily, in addition to a little sissy she already knew, there were five freaks standing in front of her, not only was there a woman covered in dust, but the others were either stupid or full of obscenity.
"Sun Di, everyone has known each other since the morning, I just transferred him from the art troupe to help me, and the rest of you will start to introduce yourself one by one......
Chen Guangda put his arm around the shoulders of the little girl and leaned to the side, and the young woman who was convex and backward immediately stepped forward and said loudly: "My name is Jiang Xinlian, I used to be the top lady under Sister Li in Huajie Lane, and the guests like to call me ** Lian, because I dare to play any moves, my specialty is not afraid of death and shamelessness, half a month ago I slashed my husband with a knife, and the police caught me without hacking him to death!"
"Why are you cutting your husband'......"
Liu Wenna looked at her in shock, but Jiang Xinlian's eyes suddenly moistened, but she still said with a cold face: "I picked up the customer because I wanted to save my son, and I needed a large sum of money to send him to the mine town for surgery, but my husband's brute lost the money I saved in the gamble, and on the day I cut him, the doctor told me that my son died because he couldn't operate in time!"
"Your husband is such a beast, this kind of beast should be hacked to death......"
Yang Man gritted his teeth and scolded, and actually followed Jiang Xinlian with red eyes, but Chen Guangda stepped forward and said: "We are not more miserable here, and there are more people who are worse than you, but if you want to seek revenge on your husband and buy a good cemetery for your son, you have to follow me to do a good job, I let you take off your pants, you are not allowed to go to bed, let you squat, you are not allowed to stand, understand?"
"Yes, but I want to see my son first, he's still lying in the funeral home......"
Jiang Xinlian's tears finally flowed uncontrollably, Chen Guangda nodded and stuffed the cigarette in his hand into her mouth, and then said: "From today on, you will no longer be called ** Lotus, I will give you a name called Night Lotus, a lotus that only opens in the dark, when you treat enemies, you have to kill them with the most ferocious means for me like you see your husband!"
"Yes, I'll make sure you......"
Jiang Xinlian shouted almost with all her might, her eyes were as hideous as if she wanted to eat people, and after she retreated, the big bald head stood up, and said angrily: "I am called Qiang!" is the name that the squadron leader just gave me, my stunt is an iron sand palm and a flying knife, I can kill a cow with one palm, because I have to eat at least twenty steamed buns at a meal, and I have no money to buy steamed buns before I came to join the army!"
"Huh~ You can't afford to raise the army with this amount of food......"
Everyone looked at him in shock, but Shiqiang just grabbed his head and smirked, but a tall and thin handsome young man walked out, bowed very elegantly and said: "Contemptible Lanhe! from Taiwan, the treasure island of the motherland, graduated from the famous Cambridge University in the United Kingdom, and is a senior member of the International Mensa Club, I am proficient in six foreign languages, namely American, Chinese, Japanese, Russian, Korean and Latin, and I am ......."
"Smack~"
A big mouth suddenly slapped on Lan He's face, directly turned Lan He in place, and smoked his and looked at him stupidly with his slap held high, but Chen Guangda, who commanded him, spit out a puff of smoke and said lightly: "I'll give you another chance to say it again!"
"Oh~"
Lan He covered his cheeks with a face full of grievances, half of his face was probably numb to, and then said bitterly embarrassed: "I...... My name is Lan He, a suburb of Shanghai, nicknamed the actor, dropped out of high school before graduating, followed my relatives in the underground casino to mingle, and later went to Macau as a stacker, and then went to Las Vegas for a few years, my specialty is fast hands and every gambling must win, I am also proficient in five languages......"
"Smack~"
Qiang pumped up again with a big mouth and directly threw Lan He on the wall, but he shouted angrily: "I'm really proficient in five languages, Chinese, English, Cantonese and Hokkien, and the most difficult Chaoshan dialect, what the is this language?"
"Damn, that Lao Tzu can still talk about Henan......"
Monk Hua raised his middle finger very disdainfully, Lan He had to stand back with a sneer, and then a thief-headed guy stood up, hooked his waist and nodded very obscenely, and then said softly: "My name is Kuang Yongcai, nicknamed Xiucai, my specialty is unlocking, I will get any locks and monitoring equipment, I drank too much that day and was scolded, I went to drive a tank out, and then ...... Then I hit the tree and got caught!"
"You just say you're a thief, you don't have to guess like this to know it's a thief......"
Brother Dog looked at this kid with a smile and a smile, but Chen Guangda laughed and said: "I have checked your kid's information, you are known as a shadowless thief, and the highest record is to infiltrate the army aviation base, and you were not caught by anyone when you urinated on the helicopter, but you were beaten by the pilot at home, because they were afraid of losing it and didn't arrest you for the army!"
"I ...... I was also drunk, and as soon as I drank high, I didn't know that the sky was high and the earth was thick, and my brain began to heat up as soon as I was scolded......"
Kuang Yongcai nodded very embarrassedly, but Chen Guangda waved his hand and said: "No! Your disadvantage is not that your brain is easy to heat up, but that you are too much like a thief, as soon as you get in the car, everyone will cover their wallets, but if you look at the Lan Yingdi, you also steal things like a big young master!"
"I never steal anything except stealing cards, I swore a poisonous oath to my mother......"
Lan He jumped up and shouted loudly, but Xiucai suddenly took out a bunch of things from his pocket, threw them on the table and said disdainfully: "Please don't insult my name as a thief, my apprentice's apprentices are better at stealing than him, he steals things and gives me shoes is not worthy, I don't know if I can't gamble, I can steal his underwear and don't let him know!"
"You're going to steal again, you're going to be like a thief, the casino won't even let you in ...... gate"
Lan He snatched the things on the table in shame and indignation, and stuffed it into his pocket angrily, and Chen Guangda waved his hand again: "Xiaodi! This kid will be handed over to you for training, you are a professional actor, I want him to straighten his waist and be a man in a week, if he can't do it, transfer him to guard the vegetable field, so that he can receive the pension in advance!"
"Okay! Wrap it around me......"
The little girl jumped up vividly, Xiucai had to nod with a bitter face, and then saw a black man with a tattoo of an over-the-shoulder dragon stand up and said loudly: "My name is Lin Daihui, nicknamed Lin Cannon, I was in the army to dismantle bombs before I retired, and after I retired, I did engineering blasting, I am proficient in all kinds of directional blasting and ** disassembly, because...... I was arrested here because I forced Liang to become a prostitute!"
"Scum, people like you should be shot......"
Yang Man immediately pointed at him angrily, but Lin Cannon shouted more angrily than her: "I'm letting those little ** get caught, okay, if they are caught operating without a license, they say that I forced them to do it, I just collect some protection money from them, so many ** who need to force good people to become prostitutes!"
"Smack~"
Lin Dacang suddenly took a big mouth of, and the nosebleed flew out, and he immediately looked at Chen Guangda with tears on his face, but Chen Guangda pointed at him and said coldly: "Who allowed you to talk to your superiors like this, you are also retired from the regular army, and if you are so open-mouthed, Lao Tzu will transfer you to guard the vegetable field tonight!"
"I'm sorry, chief, I'm ...... I was wrong......"
Lin Dacang shrank back in horror, covering his face and not daring to put another fart, but Yang Man looked at Chen Guangda and said coldly: "Team Chen! As a subordinate, I should have respected your decision, but you are really a bit outrageous this time, what's the use of you getting a group of such scumbags, liars, fools, thieves, prostitutes and hooligans have all been obtained for you, do you still expect such a group of people to kill living corpses?"
"Of course I don't expect them to kill the living, but our enemies are more than just the living......"
Chen Guangda spewed a puff of smoke at her very proudly, Yang Man immediately waved his hand again and again in shame, and Chen Guangda stood up again and said: "The platoon leader He Wei has been arrested along with Wang Gouyan, so I discussed with the captain and asked Monk Hua to replace Lin Chiling as the deputy squadron leader, and Lin Chiling was transferred to other squadrons!"
"Hehe~ Lao Tzu finally raised his eyebrows, I must kill those rabbit cubs......"
Monk Hua immediately rubbed his hands and laughed, and a group of big bald heads also laughed evilly, and Chen Guangda nodded and said: "Those garbage must be rectified, but I plan to break up all the ten platoons, the first, second, and third platoons are elite platoons, four, five, six, seven are ordinary platoons, and the last three are cannon fodder platoons, and the most dangerous farms let them take turns on duty, and if you don't want to die, try to climb up for me!"
"Well, that's a good idea, it's in line with the strategy of the god of war when he first set up the corpse collector, both to pick out the moths that eat and wait for death, and to stimulate self-motivation within the squadron......"
Yang Man nodded thoughtfully, but Chen Guangda coughed lightly in embarrassment, in fact, there were only a few brushes in his stomach, and he couldn't do anything unusual, but he suddenly slapped out a piece of paper and said, "You five newcomers put fingerprints on this, and we'll go to eat after pressing!"
"IOU? Why do we put our fingerprints on IOUs, and it's so much ...... for 100,000 yuan?"
Lan He looked at Chen Guangda in shock, but Chen Guangda waved his hand lightly, and Shiqiang immediately grabbed his hand and pressed it on the ink, and directly left a big red fingerprint on the IOU, Lan He immediately shouted: "Are you soldiers or robbers, why do you want us to press your fingerprints with the money you borrowed!"
"Do you think the corpse collector is some kind of regular army, this is a bandit den in the first place......"
Chen Guangda spread his hands and laughed evilly, but then he said: "This is the equipment money borrowed for you, a five-cent usury, but if your training during this period satisfies me, this money will be repaid by me for you, but if it is not qualified, your death pension will belong to the creditor!"
"It's not good for someone to borrow money to buy equipment, you don't press my ......"
Lin Dacang immediately pressed his handprint on the IOU, and the others also pressed it without saying a word, and Chen Guangda picked up the IOU and flicked it and said: "I forgot to say it! I used your money to buy myself a corpse claw spear, and a corpse claw dagger, and the rest of the money can buy you body armor, so the five of you can use two corpse claw spears together!"
"The surname is Chen! You're too shameless, I'm not as shameless as you......"
"is strong ......"
"Chief, I was wrong, ahhh......h