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Red envelopes, briquettes, and fish balls found batches of super cats, but most of them chose to refuse, they were not interested in farming at all.
So the red envelope changed its strategy, and finally succeeded in summoning more than 20 super cats to help them grow catnip.
Standing in front of the catnip field, he said to the super cats in front of him: "Everyone, the opportunity to make a fortune is right in front of you, and when you decide to join the Sunshine Mint Project, the most difficult problem has been solved." Ordinary people try their luck to find opportunities, geniuses are good at finding opportunities, and we are committed to creating opportunities. ”
As he spoke, the red envelope pointed to the catnip field behind him and said, "Everyone, the annual demand for catnip in the entire Jianghai City is about 50 million tons (the red envelope is made up casually).
Since the year before, this demand has tripled. With the awakening of super cats, more and more super cats need catnip to decompress. You must know that on average, one out of every two super cats likes catnip. ”
The cannon raised his paw and said, "But ah, the red envelope ......" Since the Japanese incident came to an end, he followed Bai Quan back to Jianghai, after all, Zhao Yao had caused such a big disaster in Japan, where did he have the courage to stay in Japan.
"Call me Mr. Red Envelope, our Sunshine Mint Project, there is no distinction between superior and inferior, as a senior, you just call me a teacher. ”
"Red envelope teacher. Cannon rolled his eyes, and then said with some hesitation: "But there are so many catnip sellers and cats, why should people come to buy us?"
The briquette pointed at him and said, "Cannon, have you ever eaten our catnip?"
Cannon looked at the catnip field behind the briquettes, shook his head and said, "I'm not particularly interested in catnip. ”
Seeing his disdainful look, briquettes threw a bag of processed catnip in front of him: "Taste it." ”
"It's not in vain. Cannon shook his head: "I was born with no interest in catnip......"
The briquette slapped its claws in front of him: "I told you to taste it!"
The cannon shrugged helplessly, took apart the catnip in front of him, and gently twisted it with his paw in front of his nose.
The next moment, his eyes widened suddenly, and the cat fur all over his body exploded, as if a star exploded in his body.
Cannon took another deep breath, feeling the particles of catnip rush from his nostrils into his body like a cold current, making his body shiver.
"Catnip, catnip can do this?"
The briquettes on the side said proudly: "Hmph, this is catnip that I planted myself, there is no better product than him in this world, how about it?"
Seeing the cannon nodding, the red envelope then said excitedly: "Not only the quality of the goods, our Sunshine Mint project is different from other projects, we promise not to spend a penny on advertising." Other large companies spend hundreds of millions of dollars every year on TV, on the web, and on celebrity endorsements.
But we don't come to this set of Sunshine Mint Project, and all the money we make is really distributed to you, and the profit has at least tripled. ”
The cannon wondered: "Then how can you promote it without advertising?"
"We rely on word of mouth, and each customer sells catnip directly for us! As long as we recommend our products to sell to other users, we can get a commission. Think about it, who doesn't know some cats who are going to suck catnip? Each of you can sell to three cats, and they sell each cat to three cats, and our Sunshine Catnip can spread like a virus. ”
The red envelope said excitedly: "Every pack of catnip they sell is taken from you, as long as you sit at home, you can wait to get the commission and walk to the peak of cat life." ”
Zhao Yao, who was hiding in the distance and listening, rolled his eyes: "This guy with red envelopes, has he started to engage in boat Xiao again?"
When the cats in the distance heard the words of the red envelope, they clapped their palms excitedly.
The briquettes and fish balls also glanced at each other, and there seemed to be a raging flame burning in their eyes: "The red envelope is really a business genius, we sent it this time." ”
On the other side, Zhao Yao and Yuan Yuan, who were invisible, wanted to roll their eyes the more they listened, Yuan Yuan patted Zhao Yao on the shoulder and said, "Zhao Yao Zhao Yao, do you want our cat factory to send someone to copy them? ”
Zhao Yao thought for a while, looked at the flame exclamation mark on the briquette's head and said, "Wait, if it's just cheating the cat's money, it's not a crime." ”
Yuanyuan: "???"
The cats on the other side were said by the red envelope, and they all seemed to have been beaten with chicken blood.
The red envelope hits the railway while it is hot: "Okay, now we have everything, we have channels, formulas, and the best sales staff, as long as we plant catnip again, we will be the opinion leader of global super cats, the leader of the industry, and the changer of society." ”
Seeing a group of super cats planting catnip with great interest, Zhao Yao pursed his lips, took out his mobile phone, and planned to send a message to test it: "Briquettes, I heard that the grass planting department has expanded recently, do you need help?"
"No, no, we'll do it ourselves, and we'll give you a taste of fresh catnip when the time comes." ”
Zhao Yao pursed his lips, and at this moment, he found that Xiaoyu had sent a message.
"Zhao Yao! What the hell did you feed the thick noodles! I've washed his mouth ten times, and it still stinks like a pit. ”
Zhao Yao: "???"
Xiaoyu: "Don't pretend to be stupid for me! Rough noodles have told me, it's all you who feed him to eat indiscriminately." ”
"Damn dog. Zhao Yao gritted his teeth: "Hmph, play with me?" sneered, Zhao Yao flipped through the photo album and found the photos taken at the US military base at that time, and when he saw this scene again, Zhao Yao still felt spicy eyes.
On the other side, Xiaoyu's home.
As soon as he saw the photo, Xiaoyu let out a scream: "Ah!!hhhh
Hearing the screams, the rough face immediately rushed over and protected Xiaoyu in front of him, looking like a loyal protector.
"Rough noodles!" Who knew that the next moment Xiaoyu kicked on the thick noodles' ass and screamed, "You get out of here!" Her mind kept flooding with the content in the photo just now, and the thick noodles were licking back and forth holding a cat full of **.
Especially thinking of the appearance of the other party who had licked himself just now, Xiaoyu felt goosebumps all over her body.
"It's disgusting! Who did you learn to eat from? Is it fish balls?"
"You are not allowed to enter my room from today onwards, give me a shower immediately!"
Woo woo ~ ~ ~ The sad dog barking came out in the bathroom.