Chapter 1148: Fat Man Six
"As for things, we have to start from the day I ran away after the sand snake......
Wang Dafu sat on the headless corpse with a cigarette in his mouth and said: "Actually, I accidentally fell into a spatial crack, these spatial cracks originally did not exist, but this spaceship forcibly shuttled through space after encountering a crisis, and because the energy was too large, the space tunnel was torn out of some small holes, and I won the lottery like this!"
"The crack you are talking about is the well of time, we found a sarcophagus and went back to 1997......"
Chen Quan suddenly shouted in a trance, but Wang Dafu said disdainfully: "Little comrade, the words must be accurately understood, the concept of time is created by human beings, the so-called time is only the change of objects, in fact, time does not exist, so the time well you said should be called a space crack or a wormhole, understand?"
"Damn, I've drunk a few bubbles of alien piss and started pretending to be an expert, right......"
Chen Quan glared at him very unhappily, and Wang Dafu immediately smiled and said: "I'm not afraid that you won't understand, but in short, I just traveled to a parallel space, where the historical trajectory is exactly the same as ours, but there is no catastrophe there, because there is no giant clan's spaceship there, and there are no living corpses!"
"We found a car in the desert with the bodies of several of us, including you......"
Chen Guangda looked at Wang Dafu deeply, and Wang Dafu nodded and said: "Yes, those are you from another space, I brought them back to change the past, but if you have been to 1997, you should know that things that do not belong to that space will be forcibly destroyed by an invisible force!"
"We've already tasted it, and the army surrounded us in less than half a day......"
Chen Guangda nodded without hesitation, and Wang Dafu continued: "I was like this when I was over there, I can be robbed by urinating, at first I thought it was just luck, and I found you and prepared to wear it back as a savior, but they all hung up before I landed, if I didn't keep an eye on it, I'm afraid I would have died!"
"Why didn't you stop the virus from spreading......?"
Chen Guangda and the others all looked at him, but Wang Dafu sighed and said: "We all think too simply, the past can't be changed at all, because without my crossing, there will be no catastrophe, do you know who the mysterious sixth master is, in fact, it is me!"
"What? are you the sixth master? what are you kidding......
Everyone's eyes fell to the ground in an instant, and they almost thought they had heard it wrong, but Wang Dafu sighed and said: "When I came back from the crossing, I went to find Li Jiancheng and asked him to work with me to prevent the disaster from happening, and I also casually made up a name called Liu Xiaoliu, but this name was gradually called the sixth master, and it wasn't until the end that I figured out that the big boss I wanted to kill was actually myself!"
"Why don't you come to us, aren't you looking for death if you're looking for that guy......"
The little sissy sis squatting behind immediately became angry, but Wang Dafu was not angry and said: "You were still an office worker at the time, Chen Guangda was still selling coffins, I went to you to come and kill the living corpse, you still don't think I'm a psychopath, besides, it's not long since the end came, I must find an insider Li Jiancheng!"
"Brother Guang is not married to a country girl, is there a steamed bun seller at home......"
The little girl suddenly turned to gossip, and Wang Dafu immediately said in surprise: "Yes, yes, yes! I didn't expect Lao Chen to marry a country girl who sells steamed buns...... I said, can you stop interrupting my train of thought!"
Wang Dafu saw that Chen Guangda's face was black, and he hurriedly coughed and said: "At that time, I couldn't figure out who released the corpse poison, so I thought that I would kill the black corpse worm first, so I asked Li Jiancheng to lend the black corpse worm in the name of research, among which there were two artificially created mutant corpse worms, one red and one green, who knew that the transport vehicle ended up in a car accident on the way!"
"Li Jiancheng told us this, but why did he release the virus in the end......"
Chen Guangda frowned in confusion, but Wang Dafu was annoyed: "In order to make him believe me, I told him about my crossing back, who knew that this bastard was actually worried about the spatial crack, and wanted to bring back his deceased daughter, so he secretly released the virus and tricked me into going to the demon cave with him to find the antidote!"
"Why does he have to go into the Demon Cave, is there really an elixir here......"
Chen Guangda looked at him in amazement, but Wang Dafu waved his hand and said: "There is a hair, the legends of the Demon Cave are all made up by me, but that guy actually believed it, if it weren't for my cheap mouth, he probably wouldn't be so mad!"
"What the hell did you tell him, and why did he send Sharia to wait for me......"
The more Chen Guangda thought about it, the more he felt that something was wrong, but Wang Dafu sneered: "Isn't this an idle egg, I will brag with him on the way here, saying that you are the reincarnation of the leader of the giants, and in the last life, you were the general of the ancient country, only you can open the treasure of the demon cave, who knows that this guy is also a sincere person, he will believe whatever I say, and specially tied Shariya to wait for you here, ready to let Shariya mix in with you!"
Cong Xiaowei immediately said angrily: "It turns out that you are a dead fat man, he used his birthday as a password to open this place before, I really thought he was the descendant of the giant leader, I guess the black queen believed it!"
"Haha~ You have to brag about the whole set, what kind of bragging is it to show people the flaws, but the Black Queen is not as retarded as you think, it already knows that I am here......"
Wang Dafu laughed out loud and then said: "I changed the password to open here, and I deliberately left a Korean phone number to remind Lao Chen, I was afraid that Zhu Fei would come in before him, but there is one thing you may not know, all living corpses are the eyes and ears of the Black Queen, and it can know what the living corpse can see, so it will know that I am here!"
"No wonder it forced me to open here, but why don't you go out, is it because you can't get out......"
Chen Guangda looked at him suspiciously, and Wang Dafu spread his hand and said: "Nonsense! If I can go out, do I need to stay stupid for more than three years, I didn't see that there are all living corpses outside, but I am dormant here just to give the Black Queen a fatal blow, since I can't change the past, then just change the future!"
"What is the relationship between the Black Queen and the giants, and have they really existed for hundreds of millions of years......
Cong Xiaowei tilted her head curiously, but Wang Dafu sneered and said: "Stupid! What kind of thing can exist for so long, aliens can't do it, they have only been on the earth for seven or eight hundred years at most, they were suddenly attacked when they were traveling through space, and as a result, the spaceship lost control and plunged into the ground, but this can only be blamed on them!"
After taking a breath, Wang Dafu said again: "This person, if you are too carefree, you will be idle, and the same is true for the giant clan, they are exploring the true meaning of life all day long, after tens of thousands of years of exploration, they agree that the meaning of life is eternity, and reproduction is to make themselves eternal, so they simply omit the process of reproduction and directly make themselves immortal!"
Chen Guangda suddenly straightened up in shock and said, "Mutant liquid! Did they make themselves mutants?"
"That's right! The mutant fluid is their elixir, but it is only suitable for their giant genes, even if we humans dilute the mutation fluid, at most we can only make a nondescript one, and the success rate is also low......"
Wang Dafu sighed and said: "Alas~ But you have also seen the side effects, they have all become yin and yang people who are neither male nor female, and at the same time they have lost their last bit of desire, because they don't have to eat, drink, sleep, go to work, farm and buy a house, and finally they don't even have the desire to breed, and the result can be imagined!"
"They're not going to be suicidal...... right?"
Everyone immediately looked at each other, and Wang Dafu said: "Their leader gradually found that all the clansmen became like the walking dead, and they were not interested in anything, so they tried to stimulate them in various ways, and as a result, they actually had a strong interest in killing, but they were too lazy to do it themselves, so they built the killing machine of the Black Queen, so that they could get the perverted pleasure from killing!"
"What? It turned out that the giant made the Black Queen......"
Everyone was stunned, but Wang Dafu sighed and said: "Corpse insects are not naturally formed species, they are artificially created by the giant clan, corpse poison can infect almost all creatures in the universe, they infect every place they go, watch the infected bodies kill each other for fun, and finally collect a little energy resources by the way!"
"This is perverted to the point of no cure......"
Everyone was stunned, who knew that Wang Dafu said again: "Actually, their next target is our earth, but just as they were flying, there was a giant who couldn't stand what they were doing, so he secretly released the black queen, and wiped out all their clansmen who wanted to escape in one go!"
"It won't be your long-legged concubine......"
Everyone looked at the little giant next to him, and the little giant was holding his chin and looking at Wang Dafu happily, but Wang Dafu said: "Of course not, the long legs were not born at that time, it was its mother who did it, its mother did not inject mutation liquid because she was pregnant, and the cycle of the giant's pregnancy is very long, often more than ten or twenty years, so it is also the last giant to keep his sanity!"
"What about your mother-in-law......
Everyone looked at the temple curiously, but Wang Dafu snapped his fingers and said: "Where to look, it has been dead for a long time, and even if the life of the giant is long, there will be an end, not to mention that it was injured by the insect monster in order to protect the star stone, and died after staying up to the long legs and being sensible, and the long legs have lived alone for so many years!"
"No wonder it's so hungry that even the little ants have to ......"
Everyone immediately looked at Wang Dafu with a lewd smile, just like watching the strange uncle who abducted little Lori, but Chen Guangda looked at the star stone in the temple and asked, "What is the star stone, did you use it to kill the Black Queen just now?"
"No, the star stone is not a weapon at all, all of you are wrong......
Wang Dafu shook his head directly, and said: "Do you know what the Black Queen wants to do when she robs it, the star stone is equivalent to the master control key of this spaceship, it can not only open all the equipment here, but also start this spaceship and leave here!"
"What? Can this ship still fly......
Chen Guangda stood up in surprise, and Wang Dafu also stood up and said seriously: "Otherwise, do you think that the Black Queen is just to turn on the air conditioner and blow the air conditioner, a small earth is not a fart for it, they want the whole universe!"
"This ......"
Chen Guangda opened his mouth dumbfounded, and subconsciously turned his head to look at the army of living corpses under the black pressure, but Bai Muran, who lost his left arm, suddenly walked over tremblingly, and said coldly: "You seem to be happy too early, the black queen is still far from death, you just killed one of its clones!"
"What?"
Everyone immediately stood up, and all of them had a huge change in their faces, and their cold hairs stood on end!