Chapter 242: Divorce (2)

At this moment, the front of Qi Lei's house is surrounded by villagers, and to say that it is an exaggeration, it is a sea of people.

Qi Lei drank too much at Song Rengui's house at noon, and the more he thought about it, the more angry he became, and he staggered back to the door drunk, and sang when he opened the stance. A few days ago, I just watched the wonderful performance of Zhou Wu, a famous Lu opera artist, and Qi Lei's singing skills and typhoon have grown a lot.

Lan Yuzhi happened to be away from home today, and went back to her parents' house to visit her seriously ill sister-in-law.

Zhuang Xiaodie was watching TV with her son, and when she heard Qi Lei singing in front of the door, she walked out angrily, standing on the threshold with her waist crossed.

Qi Lei didn't enter the door either, and took a step in front of the door and sang Lu opera.

A group of villagers saw Qi Lei singing and gathered around.

With the audience, the more Qi Lei sings, the more energetic he becomes, pointing to Zhuang Xiaodie, and the words are correct and round:

"Zhuang Xiaodie, you cheap mother-in-law, I told you a thousand times, there is something called a scholar at the front door, and something called Mei Xiang at the back door......

Who called you...... Do you keep the scholar to be your old man, and keep the maid to be your wife?

There are three roads in front of my house, the upper and lower lakes are connected to the river, and the middle one leads to Luoyang......

Zhuang Xiaodie, you are a cheap woman, standing in front of the door and selling scenery. Which one you love is good-looking, which one you love is beautiful, take a burden and go to the church with him!"

This vicious abuse and planting was originally the lyrics of Zhang Wanlang when he divorced his wife in "Hugh Lilac". Qi Lei borrowed it directly, replacing Guo Lilac in the play with Zhuang Xiaodie, and the singing was catchy and had a long aftertaste.

The villagers all felt that Qi Lei's scolding was too ugly, and they were worried that Zhuang Xiaodie would not be able to bear it, so they stepped forward and pulled Qi Lei and said, "Qi Lei, you have drunk too much, rest quickly!"

However, Qi Lei didn't give face at all, shook off the hands of the villagers, and continued to sing, adding all the vicious lines in the drama to Zhuang Xiaodie's head.

What everyone didn't expect was that Zhuang Xiaodie couldn't understand Lu Opera, and she couldn't understand it at all!

She looked at Qi Lei's ugliness and said with a smile: "Sing, sing hard." No matter how you sing today, don't even think about entering my door!"

On top of Qi Lei's alcohol, he was even more energetic, showing all the Lu Opera kung fu he had learned these days, vividly and vividly, and forgetting both things and me.

When Zhenhua came in a hurry, Qi Lei happened to sing "Zhengxiu Cross".

"As soon as I take a break from you, I steal my barley in exchange for soju; second, I take a break from you, and steal my white rice in exchange for sugar; third, you have a cinnabar mole on your left hand; fourth, you have a syreth sore, and you have a syreth sore, and fifth, you are constantly a small bachelor at the gate; and sixth, you are constantly old monks at the back door...... Seven divorces for you, do not honor the two parents of the high hall, and eight for you, do not respect the original marriage of your husband......"

Zhuang Xiaodie laughed, with the smug look of a victor on her face: "Sing hard, I don't understand anyway!"

When the villagers saw this living treasure couple, they couldn't help but snicker.

Xiao Qi Shuai was ignorant, and when he saw his father dancing and staggering in front of the door, he thought it was very funny, and he also giggled with his mother, and his little face was red with laughter......

Some old ladies in the village shook their heads again and again, frowning and muttering: "The drama is all persuasion, why did Qi Lei listen to the opera, but he didn't learn well but learned worse?"

The original intention of the play "Hugh Lilac" is indeed to persuade the world, hoping that the world will learn the lessons of Zhang Wanlang and cherish the pillow people who marry the couple. Who knew that instead of learning a lesson from Zhang Wanlang, Qi Lei learned Zhang Wanlang's nonsense and vicious heart!

This result shocked the grandmothers in the village and expressed incomprehension!

Zhenhua rushed into the crowd, hugged Qi Lei, and shouted: "Qi Lei, don't make trouble, full of nonsense, like something!?"

If you divorce your wife, you will divorce your wife, but Qi Lei borrowed the lines of "Hugh Lilac", and the scolding was too ugly!

No matter how bad Zhuang Xiaodie is, she is not as unbearable as the drama lines say. It's okay to say that people steal barley and steal white rice, and what do you say about old monks and small singles, isn't this a dirty and innocent and ruined people's reputation?

"You let go of me, I haven't finished singing yet, I have to leave this today!" Qi Lei went crazy with alcohol, struggled desperately, and kicked and beat Zhenhua.

Zhenhua was helpless, and shouted to the onlookers: "Folks, help, get Qi Lei away first!"

"The present world, the present world!" Qi Liangzhu walked up scoldingly, joined forces with Zhenhua, each holding one of Qi Lei's arms, and dragged away.

"Zhuang Xiaodie, I'm done singing, you can get out!" Qi Lei still shouted back.

"It's almost the same if you get out, so I won't get out!" Zhuang Xiaodie sneered.

"You wait for Lao Tzu, three years, if you don't get together for three years, you will automatically divorce, and Lao Tzu will find someone who is eight times more beautiful and eight times more virtuous than you! You wait, you wait for me......" Qi Lei roared.

Zhenhua didn't bother to persuade, and Qi Liangzhu set up Qi Lei and quickened his pace.

All the way to Song Rengui's house, Zhenhua threw Qi Lei on Song Rengui's bed.

Qi Lei was still going to make trouble, but he was drunk, and he squirted out in one gulp.

Song Jiacai hurriedly served: "Brother Lei, drink tea and drink tea......"

Qi Lei spit out a few more sips, drank tea, and finally fell asleep.

Zhenhua sighed, went home to change his clothes, and went to school. Regarding the matter of Qi Lei and Fluttershy, Zhenhua really has more than enough power and can't help.

The husband and wife are both donkeys, not only did they not give an inch, but further intensified the conflict. It seems that their marriage is also irretrievable.

It's just that from the current point of view, Zhuang Xiaodie probably hasn't realized this yet.

At dinner, Zhenhua's mother was also sighing: "Alas, Dongwan Village shouldn't sing "Hugh Lilac", now it's okay, Zhang Wanlang's crooked reasoning has been learned by Qi Lei! Don't look at Qi Lei now that he is rich, I look at him, I'm afraid he will be as miserable as Zhang Wanlang in the future!"

Zhenhua didn't dare to answer, but he didn't think so. Qi Lei is very shrewd outside, and he will only be richer in the future, and he will never become a beggar like Zhang Wanlang.

Early the next morning, Qi Lei came to Zhenhua.

I was very drunk yesterday, so Qi Lei's face was very bad, as if he had just recovered from a serious illness.

"Zhenhua, did I make a fool of myself yesterday?" Qi Lei asked as soon as they met.

"It's okay, it's just an hour of singing Lu opera......" Zhenhua smiled bitterly.

"Alas, forget it, I'll go and set a monument for Xiulian today, and then erect it, and I'll go to Nanjing. Xiulian is at home, and she still wants you to take care of it in the future. Qi Lei said weakly.

"Don't worry about making money by doing projects, I'll wait for you to come back and build roads." Zhenhua said.

However, Qi Lei was silent for a moment, but suddenly said: "I don't want to build roads now, even if I have money in the future, I won't build roads!"

Zhenhua was surprised and smiled: "Why?"

Qi Lei sighed: "The people in the village are too bad to see Xiulian, and they asked someone to sing to drive Xiulian away, why should I build a road for them?"