Chapter 287: Pig Coffee Mascot
It's hard to stop worrying about the height of the little boy. He Yingcai came into contact with the eyes behind the masks...... Looks like you're constantly glaring at yourself?
Plots such as father and son confrontation, family secrets and so on made He Yingcai wake up.
What does it mean to look at the little boy, don't want to have direct contact with his own Lao Tzu?
It's really troublesome to get entangled with wealthy families.
sighed in his heart, He Yingcai still had to do what Xiang Yu wanted, and found an opportunity to whisper in his ear: "Little boy, I'll cover, you retreat!"
The rich imagination has turned the cadres led by Lao Xiang into rumbling artillery fire - He Yingcai, who has first-class brain replenishment ability, has already used human simulacrums to the extreme.
"Chairman, you are looking for a place to sit, what do you want to drink? ”
Taking advantage of the opportunity for He Yingcai to come forward to greet him, Xiang Yu shrank himself to the smallest as much as possible, and moved out of the door against the wall.
But at this time, he was stopped by the fierce-eyed old Xiang, "Hey, you ......"
Xiang Yu's heart chuckled, his heart said it was not good, could it have been discovered?
Unexpectedly, Lao Xiang said with a smile: "Look at your dress, it should be the mascot of Xiangzhu Coffee." Could you please bring the list? ”
Mascot?
Or the mascot of Xiangzhu Coffee, if you say it, do I want Xiang Yu's face anymore?
Seeing that Lao Xiang had a very curious expression on his face, as if he was studying the meaning of the dress, Xiang Yu thought about it for a while and was in a dilemma.
It's just a list, and it's not troublesome, you can take it and leave.
However, what if Lao Xiang asked himself to serve tea and pour water again, and he was so busy that he didn't even have time to take the opportunity to get out?
Within a few seconds of his hesitation, He Yingcai resolutely stepped forward to relieve the siege: "Chairman, I'll personally get you the list, wait a minute." ”
He turned around and left, without paying attention at all, and actually stepped on the apron that Xiang Yu was mopping the floor!
It doesn't matter if you step on it, plus turn the heel.
Xiang Yu suddenly felt a pulling force on his neck and shoulders.
Then, watching as the hood fell off, he took his mask crooked......
As a result, a delicate and beautiful little face was exposed in front of everyone.
"Little girl, she's pretty and beautiful. Wen Wei did not change the true nature of his youth, and was the first to come forward to talk.
Lao Xiang was stunned for a moment when he saw the familiar face.
"Who are they calling, little girl?"
Curious, He Yingcai turned around and saw half of Xiang Yu's face, and suddenly ...... Swing your legs.
What's the situation?
Why did the little boy become a girl?
Or is she just an impostor!
A series of questions whistled through He Yingcai's mind like a cannonball with a tail of fire.
He clutched his head in collapse and scratched it vigorously.
Maybe it was because I felt the human emotions, and the pigs in the store were all messed up, humming endlessly, twisting their fat bodies, arching around.
As for Xiang Yu, under Lao Xiang's gaze, he wanted to cry.
The Great Crisis!
Now it's okay, I was most worried about He Yingcai seeing my true face in this situation, but I didn't expect to be planted on his feet in the end - when he stepped on his hood, his face was directly in the daylight.
As for He Yingcai's longing for a frank future shrouded in the light of heaven, with a "promotion" and a "salary increase" on the one hand, it has already broken the villain in Xiang Yu's heart!
Let you panic, let you ruin my good deeds.
"Xiao Meiyun, why are you here, still dressed like this?" After observing for a while, Lao Xiang finally spoke.
When he collapsed, Xiang Yu had already thought of the wording of the explanation, and calmed down for a moment before saying, "Uncle Xiang, what a coincidence." I'm here to pick up pigs, but I'm allergic to pigs, so I'm dressed like this. You see, as soon as the mask falls off, I feel sick, cough cough cough!"
Seeing that her lungs were about to come out of her cough, Lao Xiang did not doubt it, and asked her to quickly put the mask back on.
After two drinking parties, Lao Xiang loves "Xiao Meiyun" very much, and he is not suspicious of what she says. As if she had amnesia, she didn't remember that Shao Meiyun had eaten several catties of pork ribs at his house.
"Uncle Xiang, you're busy, I'll go first. ”
hurriedly said hello, and Xiang Yu looked desperately at He Yingcai, who was stunned behind him.
After reacting, he hurriedly said: "Chairman, then I'll send this guest to the hospital first!"
The two left the fragrant pig coffee one after the other.
Xiang Yu walked in front, and He Yingcai followed.
I walked for a few minutes before stopping.
He Yingcai looked at Xiang Yu in front of him in a daze, and it took a long time to organize the language: "You are not a little boy, who are you, why are you lying to me?"
During this period of silence, Xiang Yu also thought a lot.
There are currently two options before him:
First, confess his identity and choose to tell He Yingcai part of the truth.
The advantage is that in the future, you can still direct him to do things for himself as before. The premise is that he must be willing to believe it.
Second, continue to conceal it, but Xiang Yu can't think of a perfect excuse in a short time.
If he just conveyed the wishes of the little boy, it would be fine if He Yingcai asked Shao Meiyun, who was currently occupying his body, for verification, but if he relayed it to Lao Xiang and aroused Lao Xiang's suspicions, things would be much more complicated......
Thinking about it this way, there are a lot of hidden dangers in the second option.
Is there only one way to confess?
Xiang Yu raised his head and looked at He Yingcai in front of him solemnly.
It made him feel weak in the bottom of his heart.
"You're going to give me an explanation. ”
Cautiously glancing at the flow of people around him, Xiang Yu motioned for He Yingcai to follow and walked into a small road.
The small alleys that are not lit all year round are relatively quiet and suitable for talking about things.
"Ho Yingcai, as a writer, your imagination must be outstanding. ”
Not understanding why she said this, He Yingcai nodded hesitantly, and replied more modestly: "It's just average." ”
Xiang Yu took a deep breath: "Then let me tell you, in fact, I am your little son, but for some reason, I exchanged bodies with women." ”
Ho Yingcai: ???
"You're kidding me?"
"Look at my sincere eyes, what I say is true. ”
He Yingcai was silent.
There's a fierce firefight going on in the head: to believe or not to believe?
He thought about it for a long, long time.
It's been a long time, and the spiders on their heads have begun to look for a place to prepare for their webs.
In the end, He Yingcai said with a solemn expression: "Little boy, let me ask you a question: Is it very uncomfortable to suddenly become a woman?"
Xiang Yu wondered: What kind of problem is this?
Is it testing me?
How to answer in order to make He Yingcai believe in himself.
Seeing his entanglement, He Yingcai encouraged: "Just explain it according to your true thoughts, I have my own judgment." ”
All right.
Xiang Yu said truthfully: "There's nothing uncomfortable, it's just that menstrual cramps are too uncomfortable." ”
After hearing this, He Yingcai suddenly laughed.
What is he laughing at?
Xiang Yu was confused.
Lamp pen