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This book can be classified as an urban cool article, but in fact, I have hardly read a cool article, so the plot will not imitate the clichés that everyone is tired of watching, and it will not suddenly cultivate immortals, it is too out of the play, everything is a counterattack story of a shameless soft rice man, mainly humorous, comfortable and happy driving.

You can read on with confidence.

Generally speaking, when it is put on the shelves, you have to sell some bitterness and sell some feelings, I will forget it, just today on Valentine's Day, I will tell you a true story of Singles' Day.

When I was a freshman, I met a senior brother from the Department of Foreign Languages, and Singles' Day was very hot in the university at that time, after all, it was a university, and there were hormones floating in the air. I didn't care about Singles' Day, and I was getting ready to go online with my classmates.

Halfway through, I saw a group of girls showing up their flowers, as if waiting for someone, and then I saw the foreign language brother walking over slowly, and after he saw me, he put his arm around my neck and said that we would drink together for the holidays.

I said just the two of us, he pointed to that group of girls, all of whom were his classmates.

There are more women than men in the foreign language department, there are 4 boys and 3 top students in a class, and the senior brother has become the only inviter. I went together in a daze, and secretly checked the number of people, eleven girls......

As soon as I arrived in the box, I didn't wait for the food to be served, and the eleven girls raised their glasses together, and they were about to start slicing at the senior brother, one cup per person, you know.

I reacted immediately, and asked Brother Xue innocently, are you looking for me to block the wine, he looked bitter and gave me a fist.

Okay, at that time, I was a newborn calf, and my alcohol consumption was at its peak, so I stepped forward to save my friend.

A pair of eleven girls, fighting with them, there was a girl who drank the most violently, I was directly killed by me, and fell asleep on the table after drinking.

Among the eleven people, there are two leading girls, who obviously don't drink much, and they are preserving their strength, hooking up with their senior brothers, and secretly making trouble.

I was really young at the time, and I realized halfway through the drink, why should eleven girls get drunk on one person? This is bigger than I imagined......

In the second half, the senior brother looked at me a little dizzy, and personally went on the field and fought a few rounds with the two leading girls, how it ended, I can't remember a little, the girl and his small actions are a lot, all kinds of don't let go, said that after drinking, continue to play somewhere else, but the senior brother insisted on leaving, kept the last sober, and left the scene safely.

When I went out, I couldn't help but ask him: If I don't come today, will you be gang-raped.

He laughed but didn't answer.

I had just started college that year and was educated by a university.

To this day, I always feel that more than one of the eleven girls on the wine table has other ideas, which means that if I don't come to stop the wine, the senior brother is trapped inside, and the scene should be no less than that of the 91 gods......

That year's Singles' Day, nearly seven years have passed, as I grow up, the heroic scene of a pair of eleven girls, the memory is still fresh, faintly proud, after all, I did a good deed, protect the chastity of my brother.

So, boys must protect themselves when they are outside.

Well, the story of Singles' Day is over, and I wish you all a happy Valentine's Day.

I'm probably the only author who has a joke on the shelf.

Actually, I regret that I didn't study hard in college, but there are many incredible stories that happened in college, such as how I lived in a dormitory with girls all year...... Every day when I go out or come back, I can see all kinds of pajama girls in the hallway, wafting with a faint smell of shampoo.

The follow-up story, we have a chance to tell it slowly.

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