Chapter 235: Proper Use of Cat's Claws
The next morning, the cub was born on the tenth day.
Early in the morning halfway up the mountain, two cameramen drove a quad bike to the enclosure. It was very cold in the early morning in the mountains, and one of them, Master Lu, who was wearing a thick camouflage jacket, was talking on the phone with his mobile phone, and when he saw Ji An bringing Dayu over, he said to the mobile phone: "Okay, I know, he came over, hang up first." ”
Out of the valley of the special terrain environment of the moon delivery room, the surrounding temperature dropped suddenly, Ji An wrapped his jacket tightly and walked with Dayu.
Ji An opened the enclosure door, what did Master Lu want to say, but the impatient Dayu flew the cage door with his head and ran down the mountain with a bang.
Before he could speak, Master Lu and another cameraman immediately trotted to follow.
Ji An shouted in the back: "What about your motorcycle?"
Master Lu looked back: "I'll come back and get it later." ”
Today's filming of Dayu down the mountain is not only these two, yesterday Dayu and its bloated body size is completely inconsistent with the long physical strength of the old Zhang impressed, knowing that it is impossible to chase behind its butt to shoot, Zhang Xuguang sent out all 10 cameramen who came with the national TV shooting team, along the mountain road, every other section of a cameraman squatting to shoot.
And today, Master Lu was supposed to be the cameraman of the second section from the moon delivery room enclosure, but for some reason, he left the original shooting position.
Soon after, hearing someone calling him at the gate of the enclosure, Ji An wrapped his jacket again and walked out of the valley.
I don't know if it's because I'm in a hurry, or if the weather is freezing, Master Lu's nose is red, and when he saw Ji An coming, he opened the zipper of his heavy jacket, took out a small book with body temperature from the inner bag, handed over a pen, and said with a smile: "Ji An, can you help me sign it?"
Ji An looked at it unexpectedly, no matter how he looked at this Master Lu, it didn't look like a small fist.
Seeing Ji An's expression, Master Lu understood, sent a pen and paper forward, smiled more and more modestly, and even a little humble: "My daughter wants it, help sign one." ”
But Ji An really doesn't want to sign autographs, not to put on a score, the problem is that his handwriting really damages the image of the "national boyfriend".
At this time, another cameraman took off the down jacket and hat on his head, it was Xiao Pang, and he said, "Ji An, do me a favor." Lao Lu's daughter just called to remind her that the filming was delayed, and she would be criticized when she went back in a while. ”
Ji An understood that this Lao Lu was the legendary daughter slave, and he could exchange his old face for whatever his daughter wanted.
There was no way to do it now, Ji An took a small notebook and wrote his name one by one. Ugly is a little ugly, but at least it can be understood.
Lao Lu thanked him vigorously, took the pen and paper, first took a photo with his mobile phone and sent it, and then put the small notebook close to him again.
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About 1 hour later, Dayu hurriedly returned, took off his heavy canvas pockets, and ran to the refrigerator in the glass room, "Click, snort~" sat back in front of the big screen, a nest, a sweet Sprite.
In the live broadcast room
"It's fragrant to watch it eat. ”
"That's right, it's hard to chew. ”
"Since Dayu drank Sprite, I also changed from Coke to Sprite. (Actually, it's all one family.) )
"I think Sprite should give Dayu an advertising payment, and the sales of Sprite in Huaguo have definitely increased recently. ”
"Little brother, what does the panda nest taste like?"
Ji An was poking the cub's belly with a cotton ball, the fluff on the ten-day-old kitten was still transparent, but the original pink skin was a little black and white, a little darker than a few days ago, he replied: "I haven't eaten the nest head either, there is bamboo powder in it." ”
Victoria's Secret appetite has recovered most of it, skillfully peeling bamboo shoots outside the tree hole, hearing the sound of wowing in the tree hole, Ji An went over to pick up the two cubs back to the glass room, the two kittens lay side by side on the white towel, just finished defeting, and the cub who enjoyed Ji An's service closed his eyes and yawned, and the two cubs instinctively staggered and crawled towards their brothers, the two kittens were sticky together, feeling each other's body temperature, and the two cubs also quieted down.
And Victoria's Secret doesn't care whether they live or die, chewing bamboo shoots outside and chewing the juice.
Among the twins, the eldest cub is male, and the second cub is a female like Victoria's Secret.
The brother and sister don't need to do anything, they have already been cute with a lot of people lying together quietly, Ji An picked up a pink little paw and put it in front of the "camera" to give a close-up, in the live broadcast room
"The heart of iron and stone can be sprouted. ”
"It's soft. ”
"I want to take a bite of this little claw. ”
"The claws are already so pointy. ”
"I really don't understand how a kitten that is a little bigger can grow into such a big one. ”
"Take it away, take it all away, it's all mine!"
"Oh my God, my wife is so cute, I want to hug her"
"It turns out that pandas have been paralyzed since they were young. Seeing the two cubs stretching their limbs back and forth together and sleeping soundly, some viewers joked.
Victoria's Secret gnawed wildly outside, and after nearly an hour, it remembered that it still had a baby to milk, walked into the glass room, sniffed on the white towel, and grabbed the second cub in one bite, and sat down and hugged it to its chest.
The waking up of the second cub quickly blocked the pacifier.
Ji An tried to hang the cub on the pacifier again, but Victoria's Secret still refused, there was no way, he picked up the bottle to take milk.
At noon, the small fist boxing group
A small fist named "Lu Binghua" posted a photo, claiming to have received Ji An's first signature, and then was unanimously ridiculed by the rest of the small fists
"No kidding, my little brother can't write such ugly words. ”
"Crookedly and twisted, you won't find elementary school students to write, right?"
Lu Binghua reiterated: "This is really signed by the little brother." ”
Su Su: "The people of Ji'an are still on the mountain, how can I sign it for you?"
Lu Binghua: "My dad works at National TV, and when he went to the moon delivery room to shoot in the morning, he was looking for a little brother. ”
Su Su still didn't believe it: "Are you sure your dad didn't use his left hand to sign a random one to fool you?"
The three of them became tigers, and under the unanimous suspicion of everyone in the group, Lu Binghua herself was not sure if her father had signed it, because she also felt that the words were too ugly.
The more she thought about it, the more angry she became, Lu Binghua angrily called Lao Lu to question him.
Lao Lu over there felt wronged, obviously it was signed by Ji An, why did he sign it?
Hearing that his daughter's voice was unhappy, Lao Lu was reluctant to reprimand his baby daughter, and promised to go up the mountain again tomorrow to let Ji An take a photo with his signature and appease her.
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After lunch, it was another idle afternoon for Dayu.
The cartoon has been watched for the time being, Dayu went outside the house and rolled horizontally, vertically, and was rolling over and over, rolling himself out of the ground or feeling bored, and then ran in the bamboo forest and didn't know what to do, and played until Ji An turned off the live broadcast in the afternoon.
It was holding a bamboo in its hand, and just saw the two-legged beast coming out, Dayu's two black silk short legs were standing apart, holding a bamboo stick, posing as a senior brother in the cartoon, indicating that he wanted to compete with the two-legged beast.
The cub just fed and fell asleep, the rice was stuffy in the rice cooker, Ji An was fine, I wanted to go to the tree hole to see Victoria's Secret, and found that Dayu wanted to play tricks with him, anyway, no one saw it, Ji An planned to accompany Dayu to practice, so that it could see the power of the two-legged beast!
"First of all, you can only use bamboo in fights, not claws. ”
"Hmm. ”
got Dayu's response, Ji An didn't want to be pricked by bamboo thorns, put on cat's claws, picked up a piece of bamboo that was about the same length as Zhan Lu and about 3 centimeters, and held it with his right hand, pointing to the ground, concave a shape.
Swords and sticks, cheap and rolling confront each other
Decisive Battle - Moon Delivery Room, in the first round, the two-legged beast starts with a verbal offensive.
The red sunset sprinkled from the other side, and Ji An turned his back to the sun: "Look at you, you can't stand on your feet when you are shaky, how can you fight with me?"
As far as your three-legged cat kung fu is concerned, I advise you to go back and practice for two years before coming back.
Look at your fat body, don't cry if you lose the battle for a while. ”
"grrrrr......" The verbal confrontation must have suffered a loss for Dayu, so Dayu decided not to talk nonsense with him and did it directly.
Dayu stood with a stick and walked slowly.
Seeing that it hadn't fallen down after walking several steps, Ji An was surprised: "Yo? Yes, it has grown." ”
Dayu has already walked to the range of the bamboo stick, and when he sees it, he can barely stand on it, how powerful can the bamboo stick be in his hand?
Everyone was bare-handed, and ten Ji An were still sat to death by Dayu together, but Dayu gave up its absolute advantage and learned from Brother Monkey to use a stick instead, Ji An felt that he couldn't beat it, he didn't want to be a beast king, concentrate on milk kittens.
Since you want to win, then win a little more beautifully, Ji An continued his style, pointing to the ground with the "bamboo sword" in his right hand.
The next moment, when the bamboo stick raised by Dayu came out of the whistling wind, Ji An's pupils contracted instantly, and he subconsciously raised his sword to block.
This is the result of Dayu in the bamboo forest in the afternoon, this trick "Eat me Dayu a stick", it added a panda pounce independently, although it will still fall after a stick, but at the same time to add fat 4, 500 pounds of weight, the power is naturally very different.
The whistling bamboo stick came to his head, Ji An was ready to carry it with his head, and it was obvious that the bamboo sword in his hand could not stop Dayu's weight.
But he forgot that he had a pair of magical cat's claws on his hands.
Boom!
The sword and stick were handed over, and immediately after, the slightly longer bamboo stick cracked through it. Ji An still maintained the posture of raising his sword to block, the bamboo sword did not move, and he caught the stick steadily, and the wrist and tiger mouth that should have been sprained were firmly protected by the cat's claws.
It wasn't him who caught the stick, it was the cat's paw.
For a while, Ji An looked at the handsome gloves on his hand in a daze, and the damage of the cat's claws jumped by 1%, and the current damage has accumulated by 18%.
He blinked and said, "It's not scientific......"
In fact, it has nothing to do with science and is not scientific, he grabbed a hot red iron bar of more than 1,000 degrees with a cat's claw, which is not scientific, and there are no protective gloves that can withstand the hammer.
The role of the cat's claw is to absolutely protect his hands, and the force exerted on his wrist that cannot withstand it is all offset by the cat's claw, from this point of view, it is not strange that Ji An blocked Dayu's stick.
Then, Ji An looked down at the hind paws on his feet, looking left and right, trying to find a high place to jump down and try.
Cats have nine lives, eight of the four paw pads, and a cat tail.
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