"It doesn't feel like a company that does that kind of business. ”

It's been days since he was on the set, and that's what Walter White came to after a few days of covert observation.

Looks...... Does this seem like a company that makes movies?

Or the kind of crew that shoots documentaries about the fight against drug lords.

The reason why he is needed as a chemistry teacher is to ask him to introduce the dangers of that kind of thing to the audience in the documentary?

He's pretty good at that.

At this time, Fang Bei also sat down.

"Lao Bai, can I call you that?"

Franklin honestly translated his words.

Lao Bai nodded, and then sighed: "To be honest, Mr. Fang, what are we doing?

Franklin truthfully translated "that" to Fang Bei.

Fang Bei categorically denied: "Of course not! What I hate most is addicts and gambling dogs." ”

Yes, these are the two kinds of people he hates the most.

Don't say you know 404, even if you can't 404, you won't praise these things.

Suck that thing to get more inspiration? fuck it!

A while ago, he heard that a Nigel rap contestant had died of drug addiction.

Although he may be sprayed by fans, he still has to say something.

Deserve.

Lao Bai couldn't understand: "Then let's stay at this Mexican border?"

Fang Bei: "Make a movie." ”

Lao Bai: "Do you need me to identify the professional ingredients of those things?"

Fang Bei: "No, it's a role." ”

Lao Bai: "A chemistry teacher?"

Fang Bei: "A big drug lord who makes those things himself." ”

Lao Bai: "......"

"No, no, no, Fang! I can't do it! I'm just a normal high school chemistry teacher, and I can't do those things. ”

You lied to the ghost! You won't do it? You watched the American drama of my previous life in vain...... Don't smile: "It's just a movie, don't worry, it's all fake." ”

After translating his words, Franklin also advised: "White, don't worry about these details. Look, don't I also play a who breaks the law in the movie, don't you think I look like the kind of person who commits crimes every day?"

Lao Bai glanced at him and didn't speak.

This guy looks like a face fit for crime.

And the old white here is a Texan.

Texans' sensuality of blacks......

Anyone who understands understands.

Franklin didn't care.

Even their black brothers have this similar self-deprecating joke among themselves.

It is mostly used for the self-deprecation of blacks in the middle and upper ranks, and the words that despise the blacks at the bottom.

[Black Kid: Mommy, Mommy, Where Did My Dad Go?]

Black Mom: Kid, you don't have a dad anymore. Your dad has AIDS and is gone with us forever.

When the surrounding black children heard this, they all looked at little Nigel with envy. After all, his father didn't disappear on his own initiative, nor did he die in prison.

Even the police uncle couldn't help but leave tears of emotion: You really have a good father!

The policeman who put away the pistol gave the mother and son a hug: When you grow up, you will also become such an excellent father!]

Tut-tut......

Black people are not merciless when they blacken themselves.

Why are they so idle?

One is because the script hasn't been filmed for them yet, and the other is because ......

Fang Bei contradicted Leng Feng and the others.

"What? This is too amateurish! Director Fang, I don't agree!"

Gu Zidi frowned: "First ...... Director Fang, you're not very professional. ”

Don't be happy.

Although it is true that someone of ours is not professional as a director, do you soldiers know more about filming than someone on our side?

So he asked with the mentality of having fun, "Oh, what is the specialty?" ”

"The standing is not professional or anything. Gu Zidi began to point, "If you are a group of three, you shouldn't stand in a zigzag and then point the three guns at the front." The correct approach should be a straight line, so that the front, both sides, and back can be observed without dead ends.

And even if you encounter an enemy situation head-on, you won't be attacked by three people at the same time. And the position is not so dead, it needs to be changed according to the situation. ”

Farewell: "......"

"But if that's the case, there won't be any way for all three of them to appear in the camera. ”

Gu Zidi frowned: "Director Fang, with all due respect, if we have this mentality, then we may not be able to go back." ”

Fang Bei was a little confused: "Why?"

"Because we will all die at the hands of Lao Mo. He glanced at the camera, "Even if it's for the sake of documentary, but bullets don't have eyes, so we're not making movies." ”

Fang Bei was puzzled: "But this is what we are making movies." ”

Millet: "???"

Fang Bei scratched his cheeks: "Didn't your boss tell you when you came?"

He looked at Leng Feng: "Brother Feng, you didn't tell them either?"

The eyes of those soldier kings all looked at Leng Feng, and their eyes were not good.

Leng Feng smiled: "I just thought their appearance was too interesting, so I couldn't help but say it." Afterward...... I don't dare to say it, I'm afraid of being killed by them. ”

Now we're really trying to kill you...... Gu Zidi took a deep breath, suppressed the evil fire in his heart, and then said, "So, are we really here to make a movie?"

Fang Bei shrugged: "Then what?"

Gu Zidi: "What do you say about the things we brought before?"

Fang Bei: "It's just shooting equipment." ”

Gu Zidi glanced at the gun in his hand: "Then this gun ......"

This is a real gun! He felt it.

There are even bullets in it!

Fang Bei smacked his lips: "It's all props." ”

Seeing that Gu Zidi was puzzled, he explained: "The cost of specially made props is a bit high, and they are not as cheap as real guns, so our props use real guns." ”

Otherwise, why did you come to Texas to shoot?

Of course, because Texas is the home of the National Gun Association!

Gun ownership is encouraged here, so even they can legally get these semi-automatic rifles.

Gu Zidi opened his mouth: "But what is the situation with body armor? Fang Dao, I heard that it is illegal to carry body armor here?"

"It's all rumors. Fang Bei said: "Those who are allowed to buy and sell body armor here, even if they are level 4 or level 5 heavy body armor, they can buy everything else." It is a rumor in China that guns are allowed but body armor is not allowed here. ”

This is indeed the case, and it is not nonsense.

Gu Zidi still didn't believe it: "Then why is there a bullet ......?"

"Oh, that's the opening bonus. Fang Bei explained: "It's the same as buying one get one free when our domestic supermarket opens." The shopkeeper was a Chinese, and he saw that I was buying more at a time, and he was a fellow countryman, so he gave me a bunch of bullets for free. I heard that it was because the shooting range he opened was unsalable because of the renovation, so he simply gave me a lot.

There are thousands of rounds in total, and we can also find a shooting range to shoot after filming. ”

Millet: "......"

Well, he has nothing more to say.

After that, it was time for the official shooting.

But after the official start of filming, this group of soldiers was stupid.

They move stiffly, have no sense of the camera, and always like to glance at the camera, which is standard layman's behavior.

After filming for a few days, Fang Bei couldn't stand it anymore: "Big brothers, you guys are playing with me, aren't you? Didn't you act very well at the beginning? What about the sense of urgency? What about the cold and fierce eyes? What about the vigorous movements? Why are they all gone?"

Brother Shunyo, your name is Shunyo, but it's not called Shunyu, how can you walk smoothly?"

Several soldiers were speechless by what he said.

Leng Feng smiled bitterly: "Director Fang, that's because everyone thought they were really here to do the task, so they all took it as if they were doing it, and everyone showed their usual appearance."

But now I know that it's a movie...... People can't let go. ”

"What should I do? Fang Bei sighed, "Otherwise, everyone will still think that it is a task issued from above, so let's not make a movie?" ”

This is a common routine used by someone on the other side.

No, it's not a routine anymore.

It should be said that this is the only way he can "guide the actor's acting skills".

That is: be yourself.

But he overlooked one point.

The people he "instructed" before were either those who had systematically studied acting, or they had been running tricks for many years.

The worst thing is that he has a heart that wants to be an actor.

But this time...... No.

This time, the actors basically have nothing to do with acting.

So, his encouragement failed.

After a few more days, this group of soldiers still hasn't found their state.

Even if Liu Mang comforted him and said that this group of soldiers didn't have that talent, he didn't listen to it at all.

Could it be that someone on our side is famous, and this time he is going to finish his calf?

I didn't want to shoot well before, but they were all so powerful.

I want to shoot well this time, but I will be a moth in the end?

Could it be that at this time, you want to abuse Lord Wenqing for me?

After that, the movie shooting failed, was blocked by the domestic mainstream media, and Fang was forced to run away to Hollywood, and finally pretended to be forced to slap his face and take off, and then returned to China?

That's a bit vulgar, isn't it?

Fang Bei recalled a lot of entertainment he had seen in his previous life.

It seems that after the protagonist reaches a certain status, most of them have indeed had similar operations......

But he didn't want to do that.

I'm going to shoot it this time!

But where is this breaking point......

Don't know.

But a few days later, a notice disrupted his plans.

Someone came to the crew to look for him.

It was Lord Shaflin from the IRS who came with the Chinese diplomats stationed here.

"Sha Fu Linsang, and this gentleman, why are you here?"

Fang Bei, who invited the two of them to sit down, was a little puzzled.

I absolutely didn't do anything honestly, why are they looking for themselves?

"Something happened. The handsome old man, who looked quite elegant and handsome, had a serious expression, "There's a drug lord who has made a lot of trouble in Asia here, and he's the target of our attack." ”

Shaflin nodded: "Yes, we were going to join forces to capture him, but he fled to Mexico through Texas, and on the way, he also dealt with a few of our men. ”

It's unbearable!

They must come back with revenge!

Fang Bei still didn't understand: "Then why are you looking for me? I'll just make a movie." ”

"I'm not looking for you, I'm looking for you to borrow someone. The handsome old man explained, "Xiao Fang, it's okay for me to call you that, right?"

Fang Bei nodded.

The handsome old man continued: "This matter is actually led by our side, and Mr. Shafulin and they are just cooperating. But now there's something wrong with them as well, so we're going to work together on this matter.

But you also know that this place is more sensitive, our people ...... It's impossible to swagger around. So you can only act in the shadows. ”

Fang Bei was puzzled at first, and then suddenly thought of something, and looked back at the group of people who were holding the script and reciting lines in the distance.

"Isn't it......"

He couldn't help but lament.

"Looks like you've guessed it. The old handsome guy said: "That's right, Xiao Fang, it just so happens that you are here, so ...... This mission, it is up to them to take action. ”

Fang Bei scratched his head: "Go to Lao Mo?"

"Yes. ”

"Captured alive or ......"

"Live or die. ”

"Where's the reinforcements?"

"No, in addition to you, there is an IRS squad that will cooperate with you. ”

"Wait!" Fang Bei hurriedly waved his hand, "It's just them, not me!

"I know. The handsome old man explained to him, "But I need your cooperation." ”

"Because you're here to make a movie on the surface, and now the south side is more strictly controlled, they can't go in, but you can. ”

Because of the global popularity of Fang Bei's previous "Joker", "Super Hero", and "League of Legends Trilogy", he has a large number of fans around the world.

Including Lao Mo's side, too.

"So you're going to use me as cover?"

"Almost. The handsome old guy said: "Aren't you making a movie, just use this as a cover!"

"Our people have already found out where the other party is, which is a more luxurious and upscale hotel. We'll arrange for you to stay in that hotel as well, and you'll be making a movie, but ...... All the guns are loaded, and under the cover of filming, they can start the actual combat directly!"

Farewell: "......"

You're going to kill me!

I don't have a golden finger! I'm dead, but I'm really dead!

As if he saw the entanglement of Fang Bei, the handsome old man comforted him: "Don't worry, as long as the equipment is placed there, we will arrange someone to take you to the underground shelter to rest, and the staff of the 'shooting' will also arrange for us and Mr. Shaflin." ”

Fang Bei still didn't speak.

The handsome old man was moved: "Xiaofang, think about the people who have been poisoned, they ......"

"Okay, don't talk about it, just tell me who is in this operation. Fang Bei sighed.

"Leng Feng and them, and then Mr. Sha Fulin's side is also a few masters. ”

Harry Taskell, John McTavish, Gary Sanderson, John Price, Simon Riley, John Wick, Brian Mills, McKel, just that. ”

"......" Fang Bei frowned: "I did this job! Don't forget me after returning to China!"

"Don't worry, at least once a personal first-class merit! There are other benefits waiting for you!" Seeing that he agreed, the handsome old man was also very happy.

But he still didn't understand why Fang Bei agreed so quickly: "But Xiao Fang, why are you so happy?"

"Because I love my country. "Don't be awe-inspiring.

Of course, this is one of the reasons.

But well...... The actual reason is because I heard these names!

Leng Feng and Shunyo will not mention it.

Take a look at the IRS's panel list!

Price!soap!strong!ghost!

These four people are all small in this group!

Harry Taskel - The Governor of "True Lies"!

John Wick - the protagonist of "Fast Pursuit"! Keanu Reeves plays the ruthless man who killed a killer organization for a dog!

Brian Mills – Hurricane Rescue Protagonist!

McKel - the protagonist of "The Avenger"!

There is a special group of killing gods, and I am afraid of an egg!

Now don't sympathize with that drug lord.

If you mess with this group of people, you have ten lives, and that's not enough......

And...... Since it's a real battle, maybe...... Can you make the coolest gunfight movie ever?