Volume 1 Big Mouth Walks in All Directions Chapter 44 Meng Po
She had been waiting here for nearly a thousand years, maybe longer, but she couldn't remember when she died, only that she was waiting for someone to one day appear among the flowers on the other side of the Lethe River.
A large crowd of uninvited visitors came to the peaceful Lechuan River, turning the otherwise peaceful place into a vegetable market.
Wu Gang sat on the shoulder of the bull head, looked at the dense flowers on the other side, and swallowed involuntarily.
He had heard a story about the flower on the other side, and whenever someone had a longing but couldn't realize it, a flower would win next to the flower on the other side of the Lechuan River.
For thousands of years, the number of flowers on the other side of the bank is simply amazing.
The bull head said, "Are we really going to use these little flowers to weave hats?"
Wu Gang said very confidently: "Don't worry, believe me, you see that there are so many flowers here, even if it is used to make you a big hat, it is estimated that there will not be any white ground or anything like that." β
Ma Mian smiled: "Thank you, Brother Wu Gang, let's start work, please Miss Huang for guidance." β
Huang Meiling never thought that one day compiling a big flower hat would be a big project, she guided the two behemoths to start picking flowers and weaving hats with a little panic and doubt.
Wu Gang sat quietly on the grass, lit a cigarette and smoked, he always felt very uncomfortable looking here.
It is probably that the sky is always dark, and although the flowers are bright red, it is a strange bright red, and although the Lechuan River looks calm, the river is a strange pure white.
"Ah, this kind of scene, even if it's used as a game scene, I don't want to stay for a moment. β
Wu Gang was very bored and bragged to Shi Yuanhua next to him.
Zhang Xiaoya has already joined Huang Meiling in the project of helping Niu Tou Ma Mian to weave a big hat that can be used as a sleeping bag to protect him from the wind and rain, so he naturally has no time to take care of these two men.
"Look, what's that?"
Wu Gang suddenly got up and pointed into the distance, Shi Yuanhua looked in the direction he pointed, and saw a man in a big red robe with a creamy skin flying here.
"Is it a female ghost?"
Wu Gang turned his head to look at Shi Yuanhua, he wanted to know how there were female ghosts by the Lechuan River?
"No, it's Meng Po. β
Shi Yuanhua said in fear, and then he got up and quietly covered his body with dirt.
Wu Gang didn't know what he meant by doing this, but soon, he understood.
Niu Tou Ma Mian probably didn't expect that there were still people here in the Lechuan River, they looked at the bright red floating in the sky, and said very respectfully: "Meet Master Meng Po." β
Meng Po looked at the large number of flowers that had been picked up in front of her, plus two super big flower hats that were about to be compiled, and felt a pain in her heart for no reason.
"What are you doing here? Don't you know that the underworld is in turmoil? And you have the leisure to weave flower hats here! How old are the two adults?"
Meng Po scolded angrily, to be honest, she is such a great beauty and scolds people, which is quite oppressive.
"Uh... Lord Mengpo, the king of Yama did not arrange a place for our two brothers to live, and could only rest in the palace of the king of Yama on weekdays, and it was very noisy, we really didn't want to do this anymore, so we wanted to come here to make a flower hat that could protect us from the wind and rain. β
Niu Tou Ma Mian said to Meng Po very respectfully.
Meng Po looked at these flowers with a distressed face, and looked at the two pairs of oversized eyes of the bull head and horse face very angrily, looking at herself with an extremely pitiful look.
"Hey... You want a shelter from the wind and rain, and you don't want to use this flower to weave, every flower on the other side is with a thought. β
Meng Po sighed deeply and signaled that the two non-human beings could leave.
The bull man let out a sigh of relief, turned around and was about to leave.
"Wait! How can I smell a living person! Are you bringing a living person into Hades?
Meng Po roared angrily, and her voice was even louder than the roar of the two non-humans combined.
"No... Nope..."
The two big things, which add up to about 100 meters, are like two pets in front of Meng Po.
"Hmph, what's the back of your neck?"
Meng Po pointed to the bull head and said that the two of them knew that the big thing was not good when they saw Meng Po, so they put Huang Meiling and Zhang Xiaoya on the back of their necks, but they were still smelled by Meng Po.
"ForeheadΒ·Β·Β·Β·Β·Β· This sister is good. β
Huang Meiling was very innocent and was held in the palm of her hand by Ma Mian and presented in front of Meng Po.
Meng Po looked at Huang Meiling carefully, and slowly flew beside her and said, "Girl, why did you come to the underworld? Your Yangshou has not yet come to an end, it is good to meet me today, otherwise you will not be able to go back." β
Huang Meiling raised her head in surprise, the beautiful sister in front of her, who was very fierce when she first appeared, and was called Meng Po by Niu Tou Ma Mian, was very surprised to be gentle to her.
"Well, don't dare to deceive Meng Po, this is our friend, she is here to help us weave the hat, and when it is finished, we will naturally send her back. β
The bull head said very sincerely.
Meng Po glanced at the bull's head, did not speak, and continued to look at Huang Meiling with gentle eyes and said: "It's really wrong for you to let them make hats with other side flowers, don't do this in the future, they are so large, I don't know how many other side flowers to use." β
Huang Meiling nodded hurriedly, and then happily betrayed Wu Gang.
As soon as Meng Po heard that Huang Meiling was going to be here, her eyes suddenly became cold, but it was not aimed at Huang Meiling.
"Zhang Xiaoya!
As soon as she stretched out her hand, Zhang Xiaoya, who had been hiding well, felt like a cat with her neck lifted, and she couldn't help but float in front of Meng Po.
"Hey, Lady Meng, you're really getting more and more beautiful!"
Zhang Xiaoya pretended to greet Meng Po easily.
"Hmph, do you think this trick will work for me? The man you protected actually came to Hades and used this kind of trick on the two honest men of Niu Tou and Ma Mian, which is really not a good thing. Where is he? Forget it, I'll find it myself. β
Although Meng Po's attitude towards Zhang Xiaoya looks very strict, there is an emotion of elders caring for juniors.
Zhang Xiaoya sighed deeply, praying in her heart that Wu Gang had been hidden.
Wu Gang really lived up to expectations, he directly used Shi Yuanhua's long sword to dig a pit and bury himself.
Meng Po sniffed around in the sea of flowers, and gradually approached Wu Gang's position.
"Stinky man!
Meng Po looked at the small raised dirt slope, sneered, and slapped it with one palm.
The strong spiritual power directly slapped this dirt slope away, revealing Wu Ganglai who was breathing with a straw.
"Hello! Sister Meng Po!"
Wu Gang knew that he had been discovered, and instantly got up and greeted Meng Po.
When he saw Meng Po, Shi Yuanhua had already told Wu Gang everything he knew about Meng Po, although Meng Po was a great beauty, she hated men very much, and she was suspected of being emotionally sad.
"My mouth is very good at talking, I don't know how many times older than you, and you still call me sister?
Meng Po slapped Wu Gang away, and Wu Gang ploughed a deep ravine in the ground like a cannonball.
"Ahh
Wu Gang was hit so hard that he felt indescribable pain all over his body, this Meng Po was so heavy as soon as they met, it was too ruthless!
Niu Tou Ma Mian put Huang Meili and Zhang Xiaoya down, the two of them stood eagerly to the side and watched, but they didn't dare to step forward, they didn't want to try the power of Meng Po's palm just now.
Wu Gang struggled to turn his body around and looked up at the sky of the underworld.
Meng Po walked up to Wu Gang and sneered: "You tricked Huang Meiling here, right? What are your intentions? Do you want to harm her? Don't think that you have any big background, you can deceive other girls' feelings, and tell you that the king of Hades respects you, but I don't have that need!"
When Wu Gang heard this, he took a deep breath and said: "Meng Po! Meng Taiyuan! Don't feel that you have been hurt by love, you think that all men in the world are scumbags! Tell you, it's just love hurt, and I have suffered it too! But I'm not alive and well now, as an immortal, you are still immersed in the memories of the past like a mortal, don't you think it's ridiculous!"
Meng Po's face changed, and she looked at Wu Gang and said, "What are you talking about! As the Immortal Forgetfulness Division, I am responsible for cutting off the soul from the past and present lives, how can I be immersed in the past!"
Wu Gang got up and patted the dirt, took a deep breath and said, "Ha! You have come here today in your spare time to sit quietly among the flowers on the other side, if you are not thinking about people, what are you doing here?
Meng Po took a few steps back, pointed at Wu Gang angrily and said: "What a sharp-toothed boy, there is really no good thing in the men in the world, you and I just met today, and you actually said so many things to me, looking for death!"
She used her spiritual power again to shoot at Wu Gang.
"Ha! Ha! You slapped me to death to prove that what I said was right! You came here to miss someone, otherwise there are so many ghosts on the bridge, how can you come here in a daze in your leisure time if you don't go to rest! You are a weak person who does not dare to face the feelings of the past! I just told you that I have been hurt by love, and nine times! Do you see that I am also alive and well now? I tell you, there is no need for you to abuse yourself for the sake of the people of the past!"
The palm with strong strength stopped in front of Wu Gang's head very old-fashioned, blowing away the cold sweat that Wu Gang was about to be scared of.
Huang Meiling whispered to Zhang Xiaoya: "Didn't he say it seven times just now? Why did he say it nine times again? This guy is too bad to fool, if he is found out, will he be shot to death by Meng Po?"
Meng Po withdrew her palm in a daze, and a man in white clothes appeared in her mind, holding a scroll, flying against the wind, and wearing white.
Wu Gang took a few deep breaths, calmed down his mood, and then said, "Come on, come on, sit here, I'll give you a psychotherapy first." β
He took off his clothes and motioned for Meng Po to sit up, while he sat on the ground, as if he was planning to set up a dragon gate formation with Meng Po.