In this way, the old lady became the contracted star "Spicy Chicken Shred", and the sketch show was less than halfway through, and the audience's stomachs were about to cramp with laughter.

There are laughs in every real dialogue, especially the old lady, every sentence is incisive, fascinating, and makes people want to stop!

The packaging of the name was finally finalized in the hilarious, the spicy chicken shreds were spicy chicken shreds, the old lady didn't care, and hurriedly wanted to get to the point,

"TV, huh?"

No, no, no, this is just the beginning of the packaging, maybe I also feel the impatience of the old lady, what should I do at this time?

The ponytail manager has made a big move, with a huge amount of money and a contract!

There is a lack of money for the show, plus it can promote the commentary, and I thought that after signing, I would be able to start recording immediately, so I said after signing it neatly,

"TV it!"

As soon as the signing was completed, the attitude of the manager of the ponytail immediately turned 180 degrees.

"No, Mr. Zhao, now I want to explain to you, since you have signed the contract, you must obey the company's arrangement, otherwise, I will deduct a part of your labor fee. ”

The audience looked anxious, ouch, the old lady is afraid that she will fall into the pit!

And the packaging of the language name is just the beginning, and then the packaging of the clothing has to be carried out.

When the old lady thought she could record it, she happily took out the traditional clothes she brought, but it was denied, and she threw it to the ground unceremoniously, and muttered when she quickly picked it up,

"Don't throw me ......"

At this moment, the audience only felt inexplicably sad.

At this time, the manager's attitude has begun to change, and the old lady is still very happy to hear that she has prepared new clothes for herself!

The old lady smiled: "Have you made me new clothes?

"How?"

Manager Ponytail asked triumphantly.

The secretary's red dress turned, and the old lady was so frightened that she hurriedly waved her hand and said, "No, no, the back bone hasn't been sewn up yet!"

Mawei manager: "Hey, that's what we're looking for!"

The old lady cried urgently: "Then you didn't wrap it, it's all leaking!"

Hahahaha!

The audience burst into laughter!

It's just that I signed a contract, and I have to choose if I don't choose, so I choose, and finally I chose a black vest,

"It's a piece of clothing. ”

"Hey, put it on and take a look, hey, ouch, how trendy, how does it feel?"

"Feel, don't you feel like we're singing about dramas?"

"Teacher Zhao, how can this not be like singing and commenting?"

"No, no, Brother Big Bear......"

"What?"

"No, General Affairs. ”

"General affairs?"

"President!"

"Total.... Director, listen to me explain to you slowly......"

The old lady tried to argue with reason, but who made you sign the labor contract, and the change of the ponytail manager was vividly displayed.

"Don't say it, you are now a contracted actor of the company, you should obey my arrangement, otherwise, I will ......"

"Deduction money! Then, let's wear it. ”

The old lady could only give in, but anyway, she was finally able to start recording, it doesn't matter what she wears, it's good if she can record.

"Okay, now please prepare for the drama "Newspaper Name" that we are going to record. ”

"Then you still have to prepare? ”

"Blooming in spring, fourteen or fifteen sixteen, June six, watch the valley show ~ spring hit six or nine heads......"

Haha, it sang so well, and there was warm applause at the scene, but,

"Stop!"

The commentary was interrupted, the applause and cheers were also interrupted, and the director of Mawei was very angry,

"I really didn't expect you to sing this old tune for so many decades. Also, your action is too 'stylized'. What we need now is a trendy performance, and the movements must be explosive, not like that! It should be like this: June 6, June 6, June 6, June 6!

Hahahaha!

The ponytail director's convulsion-like performance is so funny that people can't stand it!

"Fire?"

"Yes!"

The old lady came to her senses and sang, "You are like that fire, and the flame burns my ......."

The ponytail director was pleasantly surprised: "Hey, that's how it feels! Get ready, let's go!"

It's just that if she wants to sing a commentary, the old lady can't change it, and she has an old tone as soon as she opens her mouth.

"June 6~"

"Wrong!"

Smack! The stack of money is gone!

"June 6~"

"Wrong!"

Bang, another stack of money is gone!

"June ~ I was wrong again!"

The old lady was so anxious that she didn't wait for the director to deduct it, and she consciously went up to help him deduct it with an apologetic face.

This small action of "I'm afraid I'm afraid I'll take the initiative to admit my mistakes" made people laugh so much that tears came out!

There's really no way,

"Alright, alright. It seems that you need to be packaged in an all-round three-dimensional way. Attention of all departments, lighting and sound are well coordinated! ”

"What is a headset?"

"Headset, just bring it and you'll know. The actors are in place! It's a ......."

"Ah, I can't hear me. ”

"Oh, it's not for you to listen, it's for you to speak. "Director Ponytail is getting more and more impatient,

"Ready, ready, go!"

Behind the stage, a youthful and beautiful and trendy dance group ran out, which scared the old lady, and her first reaction was that she just wanted to run.

"Oops, what's coming?"

"What are you running, play!"

"It's all about singing and commenting?"

"It's all wrapped for you, for you to dance. ”

"This one is mixed?"

"Don't worry!

The music played, and the backing dancers jumped.

The music is very dynamic, and the dancing girl dances beautifully and charmingly, but it has nothing to do with this and commenting on the play, the old lady is going to cry urgently, how to sing this,

"I can't keep up. ”

"Oh yes!"

The climax part is here, there is no way, the old lady can only keep up with the rhythm of the beautiful woman dancing and twist her body!

The director of the ponytail clapped his hands and commanded the whole process,

"Follow, yes, up, down, left, right, circle, ......"

The old lady forcibly followed the dance movements, which made the audience laugh and go crazy, so cute!

"Oops, sing!"

"I sing, I can't sing......"

"If you can't sing it, say it!"

"What am I talking about?"

“RAP！”

"What is RAP?"

"This rhythm is RAP. ”

"Allegro?"

"Foreign Allegro!"

As soon as these four words came out, the audience laughed with tears in their eyes, incisive!

"Hahahaha!"

"Absolutely, isn't RAP just a foreign Allegro, it's summed up too well!"

No, there's more!

In the passionate and dynamic music, the ponytail director continued to guide with a beat,

"Blooming in spring!"

"Blooming in spring!"

"Fourteen or Sixteen!"

"Fourteen or fifteen sixteen! Ah, June six, look at Gu Xiu, spring beats six or nine heads. ”

Mr. Zhao finally realized that he had kept up with the Flo of the ponytail director, and the ponytail director was crazy with joy,

"That's it!"

"Ah, that's it, ah, that's it!"

Not only to keep up with FLO, it's not worth having a battle with you, the old lady has directly entered the rhythm of freestyle, okay!

"Blooming in the spring, fourteen or sixteen, ah June six, watching Gu Xiu, spring hitting six or nine heads, such a package is just too uncomfortable, I can't open my mouth, I can't keep up with the walk, you say it's uncomfortable, you say it's uncomfortable, you say it's uncomfortable?"

The last one-legged kneeling action, the body was unstable and clicked on the ground, detonating the audience, laughter and applause were overwhelming!

When Su Luo saw this scene in the backstage, he suddenly had mixed feelings, here, this is choreographed, and in his own time and space, this is the most classic "mistake kneeling" in the history of the Spring Festival Gala, inexplicably tearful.

The best performance, isn't it?

Look at the ponytail art director on the stage, he is so excited and happy that he is incoherent.

"Ouch, hehehe...... Yes, yes, yes, yes!

The old lady gasped: "Is this okay?"

"Hey, that's great!"

"This is called a commentary?"

"This, this is the commentary we packaged!"

The ponytail director was triumphant, and the old lady blew up directly, "Don't be eliminated, I've figured it out, just people like you have ruined all our good things." ”

Director Ponytail didn't care and said, "Ah, the old brain needs to be changed......"

"I'm quitting, here you go!"

The old lady took off her headset and threw it at the director angrily!

That's right!

Well done!

The audience really loves this old lady to death!

But

"Teacher Zhao, you have to do it today, and you have to do it if you don't do it!"

"What, I sold it to you?"

"Sign your name in black and white, or I'll go to court!"

Yes, you signed the contract!

The fans' mouths are all open in an O-shape, dumbfounded!

This scene, why is it so much like when the pit owner refuses to fake sing and stab the sky with angry CTV, this!

Su Luo has his own unique feelings when he watches this sketch again, and the audience also has different opinions because of the background of the world environment in which they live!

At that time, the pit owner quit directly, and in the end he was also sued, pinching his nose and losing money.

But what is the old lady going to do at this time?

There is no way back, she is here to promote the promotion of the Pingju, not to use the name of the Pingju to package out a thing that has nothing to do with the Pingju to cheat money, this is not to promote the development of the Pingju, this is to ruin the Pingju, she is really forced to do this, the old lady is going to become a sinner!

The old lady took the contract, opened it and said with tears as she looked through it,

"I said I wouldn't sign... You have to sign it...... I signed...!!!"

At this time, the old lady seemed to see something, her eyes lit up, she closed the contract, slapped the director hard, and shouted loudly with confidence,

"Sue me!"

Call!

Sure enough, there was a twist!

The audience's eyes continued to widen!

"Well, I warn you, this is your name!" said Director Ponytail scoffed.

The old lady looked disdainful: "What did I sign?"

"Hmph, spicy shredded chicken?"

Director Ponytail was completely dumbfounded!

Burst~!!!

Hahahahaha!

Spicy shredded chicken!

It turned out that the name of the packaging in front of it, and the signing of the contract buried this big burden, shaking it out at this moment, it was too powerful, a hearty sense of pleasure, this foreshadowing, absolutely!

Now the old lady has no worries,

"I'm quitting. ”

"How can you sign this name?"

"Get out of the way, don't get in the way. ”

"Don't, don't, Teacher Zhao can't be like this. Don't don't, grandma, grandma, grandma, you can't go!

It's your turn to be a dead sissy, isn't it? Haha, grandma and grandma are all calling out!

The audience was all refreshed, and kept secretly scolding this disgusting sissy in their hearts, a company like yours, hurry up and finish, the less garbage like this, the better! But no matter how hard you scold, how can you beat the old lady's ridicule,

Old lady: "Finished?"

Superintendent: "Ah!"

The old lady shrugged: "Huh?"

Wave: "Hi~~!"

One more stab: "What the hell!"

Burst~!!

Hahahahaha!

Who would have thought that in the end, at the end, there was still a baggage!

No, no, no, I can't bear it!

Stomach, laughing, so painful!

The audience was hooked, and only felt that this night,

The sketch is back to its peak!