Moments before fainting, Xiang Yu's head hit the stone hard.

Mary in mid-air suddenly appeared, and because of her confusion, she looked so evil in Xiang Yu's field of vision, and the corners of her mouth almost reached the root of her ears because of a bad smile.

Oops!

Xiang Yu suddenly had a very bad premonition.

Last night's Chinese New Year's Eve, the atmosphere was warm, Xiang Yu was immersed in the satisfaction of family reunion, and relaxed his vigilance - now that the story line of the domineering president has ended, it is impossible for the anxious Mary to let herself go.

Does that mean a new storyline is about to unfold?

And in the process of going up the mountain to worship incense, there are many similar plots in film and television dramas......

All of these thoughts were fleeting.

Immediately afterwards, Xiang Yu was in the exclamation of Yuan Hongmei and Comrade Lao Xiang...... Dizzy.

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When his consciousness gradually recovered, Xiang Yu thought that he was just lazy as usual, and slept for a nap that he didn't know what night it was.

His mind was almost clear, and he rolled over and lay down for a few more minutes before slowly opening his eyes.

"Lao Xiang, what time is it, hungry. ”

Estimating that Lao Xiang should be busy in the kitchen, Xiang Yu wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth, and touched his hand to the bedside table.

"Strange, where's my phone?"

Could it be that I was not honest when I slept and touched my phone under the bed?

In the process of turning over, Xiang Yu noticed that something was wrong......

"This ...... Where the fuck is this?"

Unfamiliar environment, luxuriously decorated rooms, the overall tone should be the popular modern simple addition * cold style. Everywhere there is cold marble, so clean and tidy that there is no breath of life at all.

Hotel?

It is unlikely that it is a hotel, looking out of the window, there are several residential buildings opposite, and there is a property aunt downstairs who is picking up garbage.

Lao Xiang won't be buying a house behind my back, the bedrooms are so big, how amazing the total area of the house will be.

Xiang Yu swallowed his saliva and calmly recalled what had happened before.

"By the way, I passed out......"

After I passed out, according to common sense, Lao Xiang should have sent me to my grandmother, as for this......

Thinking of something, he slapped his thigh sharply.

"Bad ball, I can't pass out for days, right?"

When the palm of his hand fell on his thigh, Xiang Yu was stunned for a moment.

This feel......

It's so soft.

The muscles are so loose that it is possible to pass out for several years......

The bad feeling became stronger and stronger, and Xiang Yu's breathing began to become heavy, and he mustered up the courage to look at his legs.

Good, so fine.

It's so white......

Look at your own hands......

Why, this is a woman's hand, right? Delicate and delicate, like the white onion described by a bookworm, this is not a man's hand!

"It's really over!"

Xiang Yu held his head in despair, there is only one possibility in the current situation: he fell in the process of going up the mountain to worship incense and fell into a vegetative state!

I finally woke up today, and judging from my posture, I may have been in a coma for several years.

That...... What has become of Lao Xiang now?

and Comrade Yuan Hongmei.

It can't be an old man and an old lady with gray hair, right?

"Mary, you're so ruthless, Mary!"

With a lot of hatred for the Mary Sue modifier, Xiang Yu rubbed his hair vigorously, and it didn't matter......

"Holy, my hair is so long?"

The man really doesn't know how to take care of people, Lao Xiang didn't even take care of his hair, and the length was almost up to the shoulder.

Since childhood, Xiang Yu has never had the experience of growing long hair, and he feels it carefully with his fingers, and it is quite supple......

His gaze fell on his hands and legs again.

"It's all so thin, it's easy to get knocked off when you're playing basketball, right?"

Wait a minute...... The most undesirable place will not be ......

Looking at his crotch, Xiang Yu grunted, swallowed his saliva hard, and his uneasy premonition caused his heartbeat to soar to an unprecedented height.

With a strong sense of unease, Xiang Yu trembled his thin little hand and stretched out to ......

Left Touch ...... Pinch and pinch ......

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At first, I thought it would be thinner, but I was shocked that it was directly - no!

Xiang Yu felt like he was going crazy!

Isn't it just kowtowing, as for asking the doctor to do a sex reassignment surgery for himself?

What fun will he have in the rest of his life?

Could it be because he saw that he had fainted, and the evil taste that was deeply hidden in Lao Xiang's heart was revived, and in order to satisfy his wish to have a daughter, he directly extended his evil hand to him?

There are similar plots in the neon comics I have seen in the past. However, the protagonist only changes his appearance, and he doesn't directly change his gender. Meaning, there should be something or there is.

It's your turn, why is it so miserable?

Otherwise, is Mary angry and directly uses her authority as the executor to quietly do something to him?

Let him simply become the heroine of the Mary Sue world, and in the future with all kinds of handsome guys #*~@#¥%......

The picture was too disgusting for him to imagine.

"Mary, Mary, you're coming out!"

Scooping up the pillow on the bed, Xiang Yu flung it around irritably, but his strength was too small, which caused his mood to be even more irritable.

didn't bother to put on his shoes, Xiang Yu ran directly to the bathroom in the bedroom, wanting to see his current dignity.

Walk in front of the mirror and see what it looks like now.

Xiang Yu was stunned.

Nest grass!

Nest grass !!

Isn't this Shao Meiyun?

Shao Meiyun, one of the F4!

Rubbing his eyes vigorously to make sure that there are no flowers in his eyes, Xiang Yu's brain is like playing with a drifting tofu brain on Akinayama Mountain.

It took I don't know how long it took to slow back.

At least for now, it can be determined that she has not been turned into a female baby by Lao Xiang.

It's the hands and feet of the Mary Sue modifier.

The most likely situation is that he and Shao Meiyun swapped bodies!

Xiang Yu held his "own" face, opened his "O" shaped mouth, and exclaimed silently.

The shock I received in my heart was comparable to a magnitude 5 earthquake.

In the past, Mary Sue played a role in the various themes that Ren Yi had watched, and I clearly remembered that there was a famous Korean drama about the story of the male and female protagonists swapping bodies. There are also neon comics...... Of course, there are also in China, but they are not very famous

What did Mary once say, various types of Mary Sue, that is...... Swapping bodies is also included.

If you can't figure yourself out, the story line will be destroyed again and again, and one day you will become a beautiful boy warrior, and it is not impossible to punish evil on behalf of the moon......

Xiang Yu: ......

Petrified, he quickly returned to normal, holding his head and shouting, "I don't want to represent the moon!!ahh

"Huhuhu, can I be considered to have found you?"

Just when Xiang Yu imagined himself wearing a gorgeous costume to fight against the evil forces, Mary finally appeared.

"Why did you come?" Xiang Yu was dissatisfied.

"Who knew that you would suddenly faint, and suddenly swap bodies!" Mary was in a posture of vowing to fight with Xiang Yu at any time.

"As the executor, don't you even know that the new Mary Sue plot has begun?"

"Hey, hey......" Mary scratched the back of her head embarrassedly, "Chinese New Year's Eve yesterday, I drank a little more red wine, after all, there have been too many things to be depressed lately......" Thinking of something, she shook her head violently, "No, I'll explain to you what to do." Whatever I do, it's my freedom!"

Xiang Yu: ......

No wonder Lao Xiang muttered this morning that there were two bottles of less high-end red wine for his grandmother to drink, and it turned out that she was ......

Xiang Yu lowered his head and sniffed: Strange, he has ...... on his body No, to correct it, it's Shao Meiyun, how can there be such a strong smell of alcohol?

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