The day before yesterday, that is, on Sunday afternoon.

I had just lit a cigarette in my left hand and was trying to figure out what I wanted for water today when the phone rang.

My grandmother called.

Based on past experience, I already have a hunch of what her old man is going to say.

Sure enough, blind date.

In fact, some readers have asked me, why do I often go on blind dates?

First of all, the blind date chapter in the first two books covers all the blind date things from 16 to 18 years.

The last time I went on a blind date was around November last year.

This year this is a couple of times in a row... Maybe it's just because it's the Chinese New Year and my cousin is getting married, so the family is in a hurry.

As for the blind date...

My grandmother believed in that Christianity (they were okay with that, of course, I didn't believe much).

There are quite a few elderly people there.

We all share the same problem.

That is, there are always single grandchildren.

Most of my blind dates are from here.

Get back to business.

My grandmother first asked me how the blind date my mom had introduced was.

I said I wouldn't get in touch.

Actually, it's my own reason.

At that time, he was busy putting it on the shelves (although it hit the street after it was put on the shelves), and the other party did not rest on weekends, but picked one day off from Monday to Friday.

So we never saw each other a second time.

Later, she said to tell me when she took a break.

I said okay, and then waited for a week, but there was no response, of course, I didn't take the initiative, because I was busy thinking about the plot and updates.

So one day in the third week, I sent her a WeChat message, saying which day you will have a day off next week, and I will invite you to watch a movie and eat.

She said yes.

Then the next week, she said she didn't take a break.

After that, they were no longer contacted.

Speaking of which, the day before yesterday, my grandmother said that she was on a blind date, and I agreed anyway.

Then as soon as I woke up yesterday morning, I was called by my grandmother, telling me to go back and look at the photos.

Then the other party's cousin came (this cousin was thirty years older than the blind date).

Said you wanted to see me first.

I went.

Then I glanced at the photo in the other person's hand - I was short-sighted and didn't see anything.

The other party began to speak.

And then I got a little upset.

How to say it.

She told me in front of my grandmother that I was worthless.

Actually, it's not, it's just the feeling in that tone, I can feel it.

That's the face of being slapped in the face in the standard city.

Not so straightforward, of course.

Like what:

As soon as I entered the room and sat down, she said, "You're not tall." ”

I kept smiling and didn't speak, which was a sign of respect for my elders.

My grandmother smiled and played a round game: "My grandson is 1.74 meters, in fact, it's okay, isn't your cousin just 1.6 meters old, just right." ”

Me: "It's alright. ”

The woman: "I don't agree with how many people chase my sister, her mother is not in good health, she only listens to me, if I don't agree, you won't be fine." The principal of their school has to introduce her to someone every day, and I have several of them, taller than you, more handsome than you, and stronger than you, if it weren't for my good relationship with my aunt (my grandmother), it would definitely not be your turn. ”

Me: "Mm-hmm, it's high." ”

In fact, for the first time, I had a little expectation in my heart.

It's not because of shaking M, but such a terrible girl also came on a blind date?

After all, the other party is a teacher who teaches folk dance, and his appearance, figure and temperament must be top-notch.

(What I have in mind here is the nine-headed body with a convex and backward figure, a gentle temperament, and Liu Tianxian's face when he was young.) ）

I was in a sudden ecstasy and began to think about how to chase this girl.

After all, if people are really talented, it's normal for their families to be arrogant.

Then she said: "My sister is simple, she usually doesn't like to go out, and she just practices calligraphy at home when she has nothing to do." She is very quiet, you take the initiative when the time comes, but I will say it first, if she is not satisfied or I am not satisfied after two months of contact, I will ask her to break up with you, you don't have to rely on it, I have a good relationship with your grandmother, and everyone doesn't want to be ugly on face. ”

By this time, my expression had changed.

You say I don't care, I used to be scolded by my dad every day, that is, the left ear in and the right ear out.

But you said that in front of my grandmother?

I wanted to have a seizure, and then my grandmother laughed and echoed her, saying, "My grandson is not bad." ”

I thought about it or forgot it, after all, it was my grandmother's heart.

So I continued to sit.

At this time, my idea is no longer a blind date, I just want to see how many immortals there are?

Is it really big breasts, thin waist, hips, long legs, good temperament, and a face of Liu Tianxian's level?

She began to praise her cousin again, saying that there was no such good girl in the whole of Luoyang, and a lot of young talents were chasing her sister, but her sister only listened to her, she didn't agree, and her sister wouldn't see those people.

I smiled gently: "I used to have a lot of beautiful girls, but we didn't get together because we didn't have the same views." (I've worked as a media before, so I'm often in contact with beautiful girls, but I like to go to bars and the like, I think it's too noisy, I don't like it.) ）

She said: "My sister is quiet, she doesn't like that kind of place, she usually practices calligraphy at home, and she doesn't like to play when she doesn't watch TV dramas." ”

"I'll take you to see if she's not satisfied in the afternoon, don't say anything if she's dissatisfied, that can only be said to be fateless. ”

"But you have to grasp it, you go to the factory sister and the waiter and the woman who sells clothes, it's not as good as my sister, and there will be no store in this village." ”

I was uncomfortable, but didn't say anything.

First of all, am I so low-grade?

Of course, this is not to say that I despise the above.

Everyone does what they do for a reason, and what's wrong with selling clothes and serving plates?

I know two people, one is the eldest lady of a restaurant, she went to the front line to find out the situation in order to take over in the future, so people are also serving dishes, wanting to get first-hand customer feedback.

The other one who sells clothes is my buddy girlfriend.

In a clothing store in Wangfujing, the monthly commission is close to 20,000 yuan (the average salary of Luoyang undergraduate graduates is 2500~3500), and he became a store manager at the age of 25.

She is beautiful and has a good figure, a good temperament, and a height of more than 1.7 meters. My buddy chased it for half a year.

Of course, it also piqued my curiosity.

Through her words, I sketched a character in my mind.

This is more than 1.6 meters, with a big chest, a thin waist, long hips, and long legs, a good temperament, and looks like a fairy, and he doesn't like to play, doesn't watch idol dramas, doesn't go to bars, and his usual hobby is a folk dance teacher who practices calligraphy.

What a god!

At this time, she said that she only had time today, and she would meet at half past three in the afternoon and let me pick her up.

I said I hadn't updated it today, but before I could finish speaking, my grandmother interrupted me and said no problem.

Well, then she rode away on an electric car.

My grandmother said let me take care of it, and I agreed.

It is not unacceptable for such a heavenly immortal and a strong family member.

Although I was very upset, after all, it was only her cousin, and she didn't know how she was yet.

If I am really a quiet little fairy, then wouldn't I have lost my luck?

So I went home at noon and had a meal of fennel-stuffed dumplings.

In the afternoon, there was no heart to code words, until half past two.

I left an hour early and bought four bottles of pulses to quench my thirst.

Then I waited at the door of her house until 4 o'clock (I said I was there at 3 o'clock, and she said she knew).

After that, I took her to her cousin, the fairy.

Continue to talk on the way.

She said that her family would not ask for much bride price because her family was in good condition.

The two brothers were married, and the family built a three-story house, including the girl's first floor.

The family still has a few acres of land, and there are thousands of dollars in rent every year (I don't understand, is the rent of a few acres of land so small a year?

It dawned on me that this was a country lady.

it!

It feels like you're about to reach the top of your life.

If it's really a fairy-like lady, then what kind of routine should I study? In the future, I will have a chapter every day, and I will carefully carve what I want to write.

Anyway, I can eat soft rice.

Then I said, there must be a bride price.

"It doesn't take much," she said, "but it still needs to be spent." ”

Then I said, "Well, my mom said, let me save enough for 30W, otherwise I won't be able to get married." (My mom did say that, but it was when she teased me ten years ago.)

She stopped talking.

I stopped talking.

When I got to the place, I waited patiently.

In this 23-degree weather, she said it was too hot.

So I kept the engine on and the air conditioner on.

Waited twenty minutes.

She got out of the car and said the girl was coming.

I took a deep breath and opened the small mirror on the visor to look at Shuaibi in my glasses.

Then I put on my brightest smile and got out of the car to take a look at this fairy.

Huh? She was talking to a girl?

Hmm, who is this?

Hmm, where did the village girl come from?

The girl is actually not ugly, her figure is average. The front is not convex and the back is not warped. He wears a white baggy T-shirt with a pink knit jacket underneath, a pair of loose-fitting light blue cropped jeans, and a pair of white casual shoes of unknown brand on his feet.

Looks.

I'll try to describe it.

Two trimmed thin eyebrows, single eyelids, if you describe it in detail, are Danfeng eyes, but it's not quite right.

How to put it, it is two corners of the eyes, the corners of the eyes near the nose that is not very tall are slightly larger, and then they shrink outwards until they reach the corners of the eyes near the temples, becoming a slit.

To put it bluntly, triangular eyes.

Nice lips and lipstick.

The two cheekbones are bulging, or are they called apple muscles?

The two nasolabial folds clearly reminded me of Uchiha Itachi.

It's that nasolabial fold.

If you look at your skin carefully, you can never use skin care products like me, but you can wipe some Dabao SOD honey after taking a bath.

It's even worse.

In fact, the overall look is not bad.

But because according to her cousin's words, I made up too much.

So there's a subtle sense of loss.

You know what I mean, right?

That's when I took the initiative, and I said let's find a café to sit in.

She shook her head, indicating that she would be back in a moment.

I looked at the time, it was past five o'clock in the afternoon.

Well, what to do then?

Her cousin said to go to the supermarket and let the two of us sit in my car - cool.

Not... All right.

I am a polite young man.

I have mostly forgotten what I talked about after that, anyway, what comes to mind back and forth is the faces of Liu Tianxian, Di Li, X Ba and others.

Anyway, it's just talking about all aspects.

When talking about something I was interested in, I noticed that she was smiling a little reluctantly (which I kept observing).

So I stopped just in time to guide her to her.

For example, work.

Then she began to frantically complain about all kinds of strange parents of the students she brought with her, as well as the problems of the principal of her dance education institution.

I smiled and echoed from time to time - well, in fact, quiet or lively, I thought it was good.

Then chatting and chatting about Hanfu, she said that she bought a set of private customized Hanfu, which was very expensive.

I asked how much.

She said more than 400.

Not...... I heard yesterday that I was going to see the fairy today, so I bought a razor and hair trimmer at Adong's house in the morning - a total of 580.

After that, I wasn't very interested.

But for the sake of politeness, it is still necessary to insist.

How did it end up?

I remember she asked me, "Do you smoke and drink?"

Me: "I don't drink alcohol, I usually have a packet of cephalosporin on my body, and when I eat, I say I want to take medicine." ”

"You hate people smoking?"

Her: "What do you think?"

I recalled, and my grandmother said she didn't like people smoking.

Her cousin also told me before that there was a rich and handsome man with very good conditions, but because of smoking, she didn't see this girl.

Ah, I haven't touched a cigarette since last night. In order not to let her smell the smoke.

This morning, I took a shower, sprayed perfume, and changed into a new set of clothes.

Thinking of this, I rolled down the window and pulled out the ZIPPO lighter in my pocket, as well as an eight-dollar Hongta Mountain.

The middle finger of the left index finger holds the cigarette in his mouth, and the right ZIPPO emits a swaying yellow flame.

Bow your head, hold your hands around the wind, and sparks emerge from the flints.

Take a deep breath.

A puff of smoke came out of the window: "Sorry, I didn't smoke much." ”

Her expression remained the same: "You must have a story." ”

She asked me about my relationship history.

I picked some and told her.

(Please look back at the chapter before it was released, "Half of My Life - Twenty-Seven Years of Nothing").

So her expression flashed and she said, "Can you quit?"

I smiled, "Maybe someone will give me quit in the future." ”

After that, her cousin returned.

I sent her cousin home and sent her back to her rented house – a 40-kilometre round trip.

On the way home, I played Jay Chou's "All the Way North" - QQ Music Green Diamond was brought by me from my classmates.

When I got home, it was business as usual.

In the evening, my mom talked to me and asked how it turned out.

I told all my disgust for her cousin.

My mom was noncommittal and said she wanted to see the photos.

I showed it to her and she said, "It feels ...... A little old-fashioned?"

Miscellaneous, I don't know if it's a word unique to us here.

It means a word that is completely untemperamental, but does not discriminate.

"This man is a special village" has the same meaning.

(My own hometown is also rural, and my good buddies are also from the village, and so are several authors and good buddies, so I don't mean to discriminate against the village.) After all, many people in the village are much better off than my child from a working family).

Then my grandmother called, and I was about to speak.

My grandmother said her cousin was right next to her.

I said, "Feeling ... Generally, then make an appointment to see the situation. ”

Then in the evening my grandma called my mom. My mom said it didn't feel like the girl was good.

My grandmother reprimanded my mom and said I was very satisfied.

My mom hung up and asked me if I was particularly satisfied.

I indicate...... The other person doesn't like people to smoke.

My Mom: "So what?"

I lit a cigarette and the smoke wafted out of the window.

"I will quit smoking in the future, but not now. ”