Volume 1 Big Mouth Walks in All Directions Chapter 55 Tactical Retreat
In the underworld, where Meng Po's palace is located, the atmosphere at the scene was strange for a while, Wu Gang didn't know what to do now, he felt that it was a good thing to remain silent.
Taishan Fujun didn't know how he said this, he felt that his IQ had plummeted a lot after meeting Meng Po.
Death, the two met for the first time after a thousand years, how could they say such things, at least the strangeness was eliminated first.
Meng Po finally made the reaction she deserved, she looked at the person in front of her who claimed to be her senior brother and said: "You are too frivolous, besides, you are the king of Taishan Mansion, how can you bully me like this as a woman." Thank you very much for sending me the computer, but I don't need it now. β
She directly handed back the computer she was holding in her hand to Taishan Mansion Jun, and turned around to close the palace gate.
Taishan Mansion Jun finally showed his majesty at this time, and he directly gave the door to the card owner with his face, causing Meng Po to be unable to close it even if she wanted to.
"Please forgive me for being abrupt just now, but you see that the underworld is so boring, it would be better to install a computer to relieve boredom. And I know how to connect the network cable to the human world, and I know how to connect the network cable to the human world. β
Taishan Mansion Jun spoke quickly, and he tried to let himself enter Meng Po's palace first.
Meng Po glanced at Wu Gang and said, "Okay, I'll forgive you this time, and the next time you say such frivolous words, I'll drive you away directly." Although you are my senior brother, the two of us are not familiar with each other, thank you, love or anything, there is no way to talk about it. β
She obviously rejected Taishan Fujun's confession, and blocked his future path, which is obviously telling him that the two of us are impossible.
Wu Gang whispered sadly: "The secret love really didn't end well. Gee. β
He glanced at Taishan Mansion Jun with a sad look and followed him in.
After all, it still depends on Taishan Mansion Jun to go back, and Wu Gang can't be allowed to walk back alone, in that case, if you encounter any powerful ghosts or something along the way, it may end early.
Taishan Mansion Jun is very uncomfortable now, but he still retains a glimmer of hope, anyway, he has been in love for thousands of years, even if she refuses, what can she do, it's a big deal to continue to maintain his secret love until the world is destroyed.
Wu Gang looked at Meng Po's palace decoration curiously, but found that the interior decoration was very simple, there was a large bed in the middle of the hall, and there were no other necessary tables, chairs and benches. There wasn't even a mural or anything like that, it was extremely empty.
He told Taishan Fujun about what he had discovered, hoping to help a little.
Taishan Mansion Jun remembered Wu Gang's words, and planned to come here to send something to Meng Po on official business in the future.
After skillfully connecting the computer to the optical fibers of the human world, he installed several games for Meng Po that he often played.
But then, when he was about to register a game account for Meng Po, he was stopped by Meng Po.
"I'll do it myself. β
Meng Po smiled and looked at Taishan Mansion Jun, she probably knew that Taishan Mansion Jun wanted to leave something.
But now Meng Po doesn't plan to intersect with anyone in her heart, let alone talk about love.
She just wants to play the game quietly until the end of the world!
Taishan Mansion Jun dodged away, watched Meng Po's jerky operation, and registered an account for himself.
He exerted his strongest memory in his life, and directly memorized Meng Po's account in his mind.
Although I didn't register it myself, there was no way to log in to add Taishan Fujun's own game account, but at least there was a hope that it wasn't.
Taishan Fujun began to pray in his heart that Meng Po would not set a ban on adding friends, and then he saw that Meng Po spent half a day finding the option to prohibit adding friends in the game.
"HeyΒ·Β·Β·Β·Β·Β·"
Taishan Fujun sighed in his heart, he didn't know what to say.
Wu Gang knew that it was useless to talk too much now, it was likely to arouse Meng Po's disgust, although he liked to talk, but when he shouldn't speak, he would still be silent.
He pulled the sleeve of Taishan Mansion and motioned for him to say goodbye to Meng Po.
"That, Meng Po, let's go, have a good time. β
Taishan Mansion Jun reluctantly said to Meng Po.
But Meng Po ignored him and focused on playing the game.
"Is the game that fun?"
Tarzan roared in his heart, for the first time in his life, he had a great grudge against his favorite game.
And Meng Po has set a ban on adding friends, even if he wants to add Meng Po to play games together, it will take a lot of effort.
"It's hateful, that day I found an opportunity to go to heaven and beat that old man Yue!"
Taishan Fujun looked at Meng Po, who was focusing on playing games, and also had great resentment towards the old Yue who hurt Meng Po's heart, and swore that if he did something in heaven in the future, he would find an opportunity to beat up Yue Lao.
He was dragged out of the palace by Wu Gang after spending a long time.
With a snap, the palace gate closed automatically.
"Don't worry now, if Meng Po wants to find someone to talk about feelings or something, she would have talked about it a long time ago, how could she run to the other side of the sea of flowers in a daze every day, right, take your time, your first task now is to add Meng Po's game friends first, oh, by the way, and the WeChat she just registered on the computer or something, all have to be added, understand!"
Wu Gang said to Taishan Mansion Jun very experienced, he patted Taishan Mansion Jun on the shoulder and said: "There is a long way to go, come on!"
Taishan Fujun nodded with tears in his eyes, waved his hand and left the underworld with Wu Gang.
Although Meng Po was focusing on playing the game, she also noticed the situation outside the door, and sighed deeply after knowing that the cheap senior brother had left with Wu Gang.
"I hope you can understand that our identity has long been heaven and earth, you are the king of Taishan Mansion or please put your mind on the ghosts and gods of the world. β
Meng Po said to herself that although she has a strong ability to accept new things, she is still very resistant to such things as falling in love.
"Forget it, let's play the game well. β
Meng Po said, focusing on the game world.
On Mount Tai, Taishan Mansion Jun patted Wu Gang's shoulder and said, "Thank you, let me know that I at least have a chance, at least, I don't have to have a crush on her now." β
Wu Gang sneered: "What are you thankful for this kind of thing, and are you a little too cowardly, you have a crush on a girl for thousands of years and have not confessed, and only dare to help him silently behind your back, do you know what this behavior is called?
When Taishan Fujun heard Wu Gang's last words, he only felt as if he had been pierced in the heart.
He has been surfing the Internet all the time, and of course he knows what Wu Gang meant.
"Soul light! I will let you roll down from the top of Mount Tai's Jade Emperor? And you won't die, do you want to experience the rolling mountain that is more exciting than bungee jumping for free?"
Taishan Fujun said to Wu Gang very angrily, and then hugged Wu Gang.
"But thank you, Wu Gang. β
His eyes were flushed, and he didn't know what he was crying about.
Wu Gang smiled: "Oh, I don't need to thank you, you continue to work hard, I'll go down the mountain." β
"Wait! I want to ask you something. β
Taishan Mansion Jun grabbed Wu Gang and said.
Wu Gang turned around and said, "What's the matter?"
Taishan Mansion Jun quietly whispered to Wu Gang and said: "If you go to heaven one day, Meng Po's hairpin should not be given to Yue Lao, but you have to give Yue Lao a lesson." β
Wu Gang nodded and said, "Don't worry, this matter is on me." β
Taishan Mansion Jun glanced at Wu Gang and laughed: "Good brother!"
Wu Gang also laughed and said, "Good brother!"
"Wha!"
The two super single dogs let out a hearty laugh together.
"By the way, in order to make you better fattened and beat that Yue Lao, this is the qi training kung fu that I practiced before when I was doing good deeds in the mortal world, and it is a very simple qi training technique, the name is spitting out the old and accepting the new. β
Taishan Fujun said, he stretched out his finger and tapped Wu Gang's head, and passed the old and new to Wu Gang.
"Don't worry, although this is the basic internal strength, but under my improvement, the effect will be more significant, about three days of practice will produce internal force, if you worship the Shushan faction in the future, learn Xuangong, the internal force practiced before will be transformed into mana without rejection. All in all, this is a very good basic practice of qigong. β
Taishan Mansion Jun explained to Wu Gang.
Wu Gang said: "You just give me this most basic thing?" Wow, brother, do you want to pick the door like this, Jiuyang Shengong or something to give me a set is almost the same, even only give me the most basic copy of the old and the new, my God, what do you think, and let me not help you beat the old moon." β
Taishan Fujun's face turned red, and he said with a smile: "No, there are actually profound exercises, but you don't have any energy in your body now, and it's useless to practice, so let's use my improved book to spit out the old and absorb the new practice, and then talk about it, high-profound, will you have it soon after you worship in Shu Mountain?"
Then, he said confidently: "And you see, those excellent players in online games, that one is not connected from the most basic kung fu? and if the aura is played, the most basic skills can find hidden abilities." β
Wu Gang nodded and said, "That's true, but I still think that you are slamming the door, why don't you just let me get started?"
Taishan Fujun said with a smile: "The effect of running by yourself is better than the effect of running." β
Wu Gang said: "Understood, then I went down the mountain, by the way, when you used to do good deeds in the mortal world, did you have any famous moves?"
Taishan Mansion Jun thought for a while and said: "There really is, I have always used freehand moves at that time, and the most powerful move is called the Shaking Mountain Hammer." β
Wu Gang said with a smile on his face: "Oh... Was it called the Earthquake Hammer?"
Taishan Mansion Jun looked at Wu Gang inexplicably and said, "What do you mean, why do you ask me about this kind of thing?"
Wu Gang shrugged his shoulders and said, "It's okay, Shake Mountain Hammer!"
The Zhiwu Wuyan skill that the Banlangen system lit up for him was activated, and Wu Gang's body involuntarily made a few movements, and Taishan Mansion Jun saw that it was the famous move Shaking Mountain Hammer that he used to be a mortal before.
"Misty grass, when did you learn it?"
"Just now. β