Chapter 70: Chest Broken Boulder Lite Version
Facing Liu Yingying's expectant eyes, Lao Xiang seemed to be about to give a speech on stage, so he first cleared his throat with a dry cough.
"Ahem, I do have a little idea about my future daughter-in-law. ”
"Uncle can talk about it. Liu Yingying's voice was so small that it was almost suppressed by the range hood - she was shy and expectant.
"First of all, and the most important point: after all, it is our Xiaoyu who marries a wife, of course, it depends on his meaning. ”
is a very ordinary answer, Xiang Yu even felt guilty for misunderstanding Lao Xiang for a second.
The next moment, he was annoyed that he had felt guilty early.
Lao Xiang suddenly became excited, stood up and gestured and said: "However, as Xiaoyu's father, with my understanding of him, he likes the kind of person who can lift the table with one hand, has no brains and no culture, and can perform a chest crushing boulder to help the fun." And most importantly – it must be pretty!"
After saying this bunch without panting, Lao Xiang called him proud, and glanced at Xiang Yu who was stunned with unkind eyes, thinking that if you kid dare to rebel in the future, you will weigh it, as your old man, you have to be angry in front of your favorite female classmates.
His purpose was to frame his own son. In his inherent concept, there is no such thing as stupidity in the world.
I didn't have time to let go of this thought, and the broken security door was kicked open from the outside with a loud bang for a lifetime.
And then, what did they see......
Bai Wenxin, who was disheveled and still had a belt around his waist, stood there panting, his little face pale with anger.
When the three people in the room were still in a state of shock, she didn't know where to take out a stack of tiles, put them in her heart, "heha", and broke them hard.
The tiles were all shattered.
fell to the ground.
This is a minimalist version of the legendary broken boulder on the chest - the broken chest tile.
Xiang Yu: ......
Liu Yingying: ......
Lao Xiang: ......
Faced with the unbelievable scene, everyone's brains are in a state of death, they forget to think, and the thin figure solidifies into a black and white picture.
After a fierce exercise, the injury on the lower back was affected, Bai Wenxin's face became even more ugly, and he still forced himself to drop a sentence: "Uncle can bear it, and aunt can't bear it!"
After saying that, he turned around angrily, and disappeared as quickly as he came.
I don't know how long it took, but when the breeze blew the curtains, Xiang Yu's thoughts came alive again.
What just happened......
Faced with the messy debris on the ground, he dared to be sure that it was not a dream or an illusion.
Bai Wenxin suddenly appeared, and then performed a chest crushing tile for them, what was the purpose?
Mobilizing the previous memory fragments, Xiang Yu remembered her drone...... The drone has a camera on it...... Able to spy on everything that is happening in the house.
At that time, Bai Wenxin must have seen Liu Yingying beside Xiang Yu.
So, she was expressing her anger and ...... Vinegar?
I can only barely understand it this way.
When he turned his neck to look at Lao Xiang, Xiang Yu even heard that the joints of his body seemed to be rusty, making a "click" sound.
Lao Xiang's jaw was about to dislocate in fright, and he couldn't close it for a long time.
It took almost half a century before he barely came back to his senses: "Is there really such a stupid lack in the world?"
Xiang Yu: "......"
The good dinner time was mixed up into a mess, and Liu Yingying was not in the mood to stay any longer, she missed her mother.
Out of the basic etiquette of receiving people and things, Xiang Yu was responsible for sending Liu Yingying downstairs, and threw away the broken tiles that he had packed up by the way.
When she walked downstairs, Liu Yingying, who had been silent all the way, finally spoke, "What your father said...... Really?"
"...... you mean"
Although it has been a while since the incident, Xiang Yu's head has not returned to normal work.
"That's it...... Say what type of girl do you like?"
Xiang Yu understood that Liu Yingying wanted to test him.
"It depends on the environment. ”
Liu Yingying was puzzled, "What do you mean?"
Xiang Yu replied: "If Bai Wenxin takes a few more tiles and stands in front of me, I will definitely answer you, yes." ”
Liu Yingying was successfully amused, and she quickly said: "Violence is not the solution to the problem after all, she is still the same as before, and she has not changed at all." ”
As a friend, the last thing she should do is talk about her strengths and weaknesses in front of the boy she likes. But those careful thoughts that could not see the light made Liu Yingying gradually lose herself.
Xiang Yu disagreed with her statement, "It's changed a lot, if it was before, the tiles would have knocked on my head." ”
always felt that he was helping Bai Wenxin speak, and Liu Yingying's mood became anxious, "But she ...... Find where you live with drones and spy on you. ”
Regarding this, Xiang Yu is really disgusted.
However, Liu Yingying doesn't seem to be qualified to say Bai Wenxin, right?
didn't care about the other party's face, Xiang Yu replied directly: "Didn't you also send someone to follow me, and you also knew that I threw buffalo meat." ”
Liu Yingying's face turned red again, and all the justifications seemed very weak, so she simply didn't say anything.
"It's not early, the driver is still waiting for me outside the community, goodbye. ”
Looking at her back as she left in a hurry, Xiang Yu shook his head, walked to the nearby trash can, and threw away the broken tiles.
…………
Bai Family Villa, Bai Wenxin is still screaming.
"You kid, why did you sneak out behind our backs?" Bai Mu scolded her distressedly, watching the doctor rehabilitate her.
Bai Wenxin bit the pillow and refused to say a word.
Adolescent girls in love have the most unpredictable minds. In the evening, Bai Wenxin muttered to Yuming that she was injured, so why didn't she bring a gift to visit the patient.
After thinking hard, Bai Wenxin came up with the idea of a drone again.
She deliberately inquired about Xiang Yu's home address through Jiang Xiaoyun, although she knew that this was wrong, she still scratched her heart and wanted to know what Xiang Yu was doing.
So, she forcibly ordered her bodyguards to control the drone and fly outside the window of Xiang Yu's house.
This is unbelievable, and I found that Liu Yingying is also there.
In a fit of rage, regardless of her back injury, she brought a thick stack of tiles to the door, and those thin tiles were actually used by the white father to practice karate - she was just dissatisfied and wanted to express it in a stronger way.
After doing the chest crumbling tiles, she regretted it.
What does this make Xiang Yu's family think of her?
"Ahh
Due to repeated injuries, Bai Wenxin asked for leave.
Xiang Yu Daxi, coupled with the fact that Mary, who is the executor of Mary Sue, is still doing odd jobs with an hourly wage of 100 yuan, he finally gets a chance to breathe, although it is short, but he is also content.
Regarding Bai Wenxin and Liu Yingying's fierce pursuit, Xiang Yu is still thinking about countermeasures. It's better to be able to succeed in one fell swoop, without repeating it as before.
"It seems a bit difficult. ”
The difficulty is that Xiang Yu doesn't have any emotional experience, and there is no one around him who can be consulted.
After finishing his homework, Xiang Yu went to An Zhi's house to help as usual.
When chopping ribs while thinking hard about countermeasures, Xiang Yu always felt that someone was staring at him.
The feeling is still strong......
"It won't be Liu Yingying again, right?"