"I'm a god!!"

"!"

"Niu Niu!"

"Lady, come out and see the gods!"

"Who are you fooling, master!

"The knee is for you, take it!"

"Who can be inducted into the World Classical Music Association Hall of Fame, which strength is joking with you?"

"Hahaha, Teacher Li Zaidao is dumbfounded, now do you know the gap between Guo Jia's level and the world's first-class?

"At first, I thought that the pit owner was too much, but then I realized how low-key the pit owner actually was"

The audience in front of the TV was all blown up, and it was hard to hide their excitement and excitement!

Su Luo didn't have to ask: "How am I singing?"

On the judges' seat, they all stood up and applauded and cheered, Sister Tom clapped her palms, looking excited like a little fan girl who saw her idol for the first time.

A 72-year-old female judge of the bel canto jury group, my famous first-generation soprano singer, couldn't hide her excitement at the moment, and wiped the back of her hand against the corner of her eye

Li Zaidao's bloodless heart is like ashes, as if he has suffered a dimensionality reduction blow, Su Luo is not just a bel canto, and his world-class tenor strength is undoubted.

His voice is so perfect, so powerful, so grand, so full, both in the high and low registers, listening to him sing, you will not think about the bel canto skills and singing skills, and instantly fall into the delicate emotional performance in his singing!

It's just a few casual words, and the treble C hasn't been reached, do you think Su Luo can't sing the treble C?

It's that he doesn't need to soar high to prove his strength at all!

Soprano D treble E or something, the young man sings so high and useful? A high-quality treble B will crush the audience!

Cai Heqiang's face is also ugly, but if Su Luo is a little bad, he can have something to say, now don't talk about how well he sings, the audience, the jury, and the staff of the program team were all ignited by him!

An old artist with gray hair did not suppress his loud voice at all: "The program team will intercept this paragraph to me after the live broadcast, and whoever says that there is no good tenor singer in China in the future, I will listen to this paragraph for him!"

On stage,

The No. 1 contestant, who was watching the whole time, was already stunned, and after being shocked, he felt very bitter in his heart, is this the strength of the Hall of Famer?

To tell the truth, the No. 1 contestant feels that he is already singing very seriously, and he feels that he is actually quite good, at least under such great pressure, he has completed the singing completely.

was criticized mercilessly by Su Luo, who jumped up, and belittled him to the heart of the earth, saying that it was a lie if he was not angry.

Who doesn't know that Su Luo was awarded Hall of Fame because he made great contributions to the classical music industry, and this has nothing to do with whether he can sing or not.

Now it seems that Mr. Su said that he was a failing spicy chicken, and the No. 1 contestant felt that Su Luo was merciful

As soon as the master made a move, he knew if there was one, and Mr. Su understated it, making himself feel as if he saw an unclimbable mountain towering in front of him, and this feeling was the crushing of the level and realm.

Moreover, I obviously felt that Mr. Su was deliberate, singing this aria whose name I don't know, and a high-pitched B taught me to be a man, in order to point out the shortcomings in my singing, with good intentions.

The applause and cheers at the scene gradually calmed down, and the No. 1 player bowed to Su Luo in reverence.

"Teacher, I see. ”

The camera was given to Su Luo, and Su Luo asked the No. 1 player: "Then I'll give you zero points, do you have any opinions?"

The No. 1 player shook his head and said, "No comment, I'm willing to accept it." ”

"Wait, I still don't think it's zero"

Cai Heqiang hurriedly came out to stop him, Su Luo, you show off your show, but if you really want to give a zero score, the jury will lose face.

What's more, there are arguments, the standards of the jury are different from your standards, why should you directly overturn them?

"Teacher Cai, I said, as long as I feel unreasonable tonight, I can overturn it, I give zero points and it is not your turn to speak, if the audience thinks it is unreasonable, they can overthrow me. ”

Su Luo glanced at Cai Heqiang, and still didn't give up? Have you forgotten who has the final say here tonight, I need to see your face? Didn't you see that your pig teammate Teacher Li Zaidao is very good now, and he doesn't dare to speak?

Cai Heqiang was suffocated by his words, lost his temper, and sat down silently. Your fist is not as big as others, and you still expect others to reason with you? No matter how angry you are, you can only hold back.

Su Luo asked: "No. 1 player, I have demonstrated the standard of a qualified tenor in my mind, and I will ask you again, I will give you zero points, do you have any opinions?"

The No. 1 player replied: "No opinion, thank you very much for Mr. Su's guidance, I think this zero score is not a shame for me, but a spur, so I am willing to accept it, strive to come again next time, can"

"Okay, okay, why do you talk so much, sing so badly, come back next time? Get zero points! Go and sit over there first. ”

Su Luo waved his hand impatiently and interrupted him directly, and the No. 1 player was a little stunned, and obediently sat on the empty seat on the side of the stage.

Su Luo is so unkind that the audience can't stand it!

", according to the standard of the pit master, who can pass!"

"Teacher Lee Jae-do may not be able to pass!"

"It's too harsh, isn't it?

"Well, the passing standard for Hall of Famers? I'll go to your uncle's music dreams!"

"Protest! I want to protest! This kind of standard, those who pass are at least Guo Jia-level singers."

There was a lot of discussion from the audience.

During the live broadcast, Su Luo immediately said solemnly: "If the audience thinks that my rating is unreasonable, they can vote for me by text message." Since I just asked, and the No. 1 player said no opinion, then there will be no vote. ”

"Huh~~!"

"I've never seen such a brazen person!"

"Wow, you're really ruthless!"

"We are not convinced, we strongly demand to vote, we are going to push you tonight, lie down for the old lady!"

Su Luo blocked the jury back, and he also wanted to block us audience? There is no door! Uprising, let's take down the big demon king of the pit master together!

This zero score is already an iron case, and the audience has no choice but to turn it over, because the brazen pit owner will not open the voting option at all because the contestant agrees!

Then we can't send a text message to give opinions without voting? You say standard is standard? We say no standard!

Well, unless you sing the song "Nobody Sleeps Tonight" again.

The opinion of the audience is an instant explosion of text messages!

Su Luo saw that he had no opinions at the scene, and was about to signal the game to continue, when the hostess suddenly asked weakly: "Director Su, that audience has a lot of opinions, the text message of the program team exploded, do you see if it is?"

"Uh? Then the opinion of the audience, you have to see it. ”

Su Luo replied unconcernedly.

It's okay not to look at it, but I want to cry when I see Su Luo

When the program team screened the SMS on the big screen, a burst of violent laughter suddenly broke out on the scene, overwhelming!

What's written on it?

"Pit master, get out of here!"

"Pit master, your rating is unreasonable, protest! The reason is that we don't understand your standards, and they are invalid! Unless you sing it again!"

"Why no one sleeps tonight, we don't understand! If you want to give zero points to the No. 1 contestant, you have to sing it again, we can sing it clearly!"

"I don't know what you're singing, I'll give you another chance!"

"No more than one, the pit owner is uneasy, but I'll change the channel!"

Su Luo has a black line: ""

At this time, if the hostess of a certain station can't show, then she can really roll up and leave!

The hostess forced a smile: "Inside, Director Su, the audience said they couldn't understand the song you just sang, and if you don't sing until they understand it, change the channel, it's very serious, this, for the sake of ratings, why don't you do it again?"

"Oh, oh, oh~~!"

The audience was boiling in an instant!

Su Luo expressed a strong protest: "Why can't you understand? Nes-sun dor-ma! No one sleeps, this song is called No One Sleeps Tonight!"

"Sing, sing, sing!"

The jury took the lead in coaxing, don't give me all this nonsense, it's useless! The audience started clapping, just one word, sing!

Su Luo had no way out: "Okay, I'll sing it again, make sure you all understand, and you can hum a couple of sentences after listening, okay?" The words 'goodbye music dream' have come out, I can't afford to carry this pot." ”

"Yay~~~!"

There were victorious cheers at the scene, and the audience in front of the TV was excited and couldn't wait!

And at the old dean's house, the old dean covered his forehead in pain, and as soon as Su Luo, the little rabbit cub, pouted his buttocks, the old man knew what he was going to fart!

In the eyes of anticipation, Su Luo took a deep breath, this time it was even more serious than just now!

"Chicken thighs ~ chicken wings ~!

Duck legs ~ duck wings ~!

carrots, tomatoes and green onions,

Mustard greens, coriander, celery, Chinese cabbage, pepper~!

”

Su Luo opened his mouth, "biubiubiu!" The judges on the judges' seat all fell off their seats with a "plop".

"Poof!"

"Hahaha!"

"What the hell !!"

"Chicken thighs, chicken wings, carrots, tomatoes and green onions?"

"Pit master, you're enough, not as cute as you!"

The audience also spit out a mouthful of old blood, this lyrics, the sky is thundering!

But Su Luo is singing very seriously, doesn't he say that he can't understand Italian, this is always understandable, right? And although the lyrics are a little funny, the place where the explosion should have exploded is still exploding, and the blood is tumbling and passionate!

"Broccoli cucumber ~~!

Green beans and sword beans ~ green olives ~~!

Come and buy it and give you green onions,

Send you green onions,

Send you green onions~~~!

”

"Haha, I understand! This is a vegetable seller!"

"Buy, buy, buy, can't I buy it? I'm really scared of you!"

"Boss, two catties of green beans, three cucumbers and five tomatoes!"

"I don't want you to give you the green onions! I'll buy them directly, okay? Buy them as expensive as they are!"

"Send you green onions, garlic you ruthless!"

The audience laughed crookedly, tears came out of their eyes, and they really lost their temper.

And after Su Luo finished singing, he pointed to the camera and sold cuteness in the laughter of the scene: "Don't run, fellow, give you green onions! Give me face, no one is allowed to turn the stage today!"

"Poof, well, since Da Luoshen has sent green onions, we audience friends or not, it's 'garlic', right?"

The hostess picked up a witty remark.

"Haha!"

"Hahahaha!"

The audience went crazy with laughter!

。 Nine Heavenly God Emperors