On TV, a group of festive men and women gathered together for a blind date in the program "One in a Thousand".

After the laughter, the eight beauties sat down in a row, all dressed in petty bourgeoisie, the longest skirt was above the knee, and the shortest was just over the buttocks.

Under the guidance of the host, an authentic Beijing gentleman came to the stage.

The host asked the Beijing gentlemen, "Which of the eight beauties here do you like?"

The Beijing gentleman was very honest, and said a rather classic sentence while sweating, "I'm a little nervous, just seeing sixteen legs." ”

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Sanxi immediately squirted out the Coke he had drunk, and Xu Xiaohui also rolled around laughing.

Sanxi condensed his eyes and took a closer look, and it was true that the beauties were all straight long-legged girls.

Especially after the Beijing gentlemen finished speaking, the cameraman cooperated very well and deliberately gave this row of long-legged girls a close-up of their legs, and sure enough, Bai Xi's thighs were gorgeously shining with dazzling light.

Sanxi turned off the TV boredly, "Damn, is this a blind date or a leg." ”

After Xu Xiaohui laughed, her eyes were ill-intentioned and aimed at Sanxi's well-proportioned thighs wrapped in pencil pants, "Sanxi, I really want to know, which handsome guy can touch your gorgeous thighs with his own hands......"

The consequence of Xu Xiaohui's words was that she was kicked out of the house by Sanxi.

Sanxi was bored and nestled on the sofa again, sipping Coke while staring at the white wall of the roof in a daze.

Is she so obvious? Is it really like a broken love? With this thought, she deliberately ran to the bathroom and looked in the mirror, and there was nothing unusual.

I came to the bedroom bored, lay down, sat up again, and lay down again, and my mind was full of scenes of the little box disappearing into the grass in a graceful parabola, and the more I thought about it, the more uncomfortable it became.

In the end, he simply got up and slammed his fist against his head, looking like he hated iron but not steel, "Chang Sanxi, Chang Sanxi, you are a complete fool, this is just a wishful thinking and self-inflicted accident, why are you still interested? What is so good about that man except being handsome? A pair of shoes, two clothes, and a few meals will conquer you? When you see that he threw away the gifts he once gave himself mercilessly, how hateful was that appearance? Besides, this man is not real at all; if you don't get in touch, just make a phone call and talk about it, and block yourself, what the hell! Also, you look at the Beijing guy on TV just now, and he directly said that he is more interested in looking at thighs than looking at beautiful women...... There is a wise saying, if you fall out of love, at most three days, and if you are still miserable for more than three days, you are a fool...... One, two, three, today is the third day, and it can't be any more painful......"

After struggling for a long time, Sanxi decided to go out for a walk and change his mood.

I got up and cleaned up my makeup for a long time, and looked at the face in the mirror blinking vigorously and trying to make myself happy, and my mood finally improved.

Just as he was about to go out with his bag, he heard his mother Chang Ruiyun shouting in the kitchen, "Sanxi, why are you going?"

"Go out and buy clothes. Sanxi replied, for fear that his mother would temporarily catch his errand, so he hurriedly changed his shoes and went to pull the door of the house.

"Come back, come back!" Mom came out of the kitchen, "Don't go out, what time is it, go out with that Xu Xiaohui for a day, you have to go out again!"

Sanxi raised his wrist to look at his watch, it was six o'clock in the afternoon. I can't help but sigh, this day, tangled, just passed. Fortunately, the summer days are long, and it takes an hour and a half before it gets dark.

"Mom has something to tell you. Chang Ruiyun said a little mysteriously while undressing his apron, "I just received a call from your Aunt Feng......" Speaking of this, he looked at Sanxi's room again, "Xu Xiaohui is gone, right?"

"Mom, what's the matter?

After confirming that Xu Xiaohui was gone, Chang Ruiyun looked at Sanxi's impatient appearance and said with disgust, "You see that I have been busy for a long time, and it is not for your own good - your Aunt Feng will come over in a while, and you will sit with her." ”

"Mom-" Sanxi was very frustrated, "That's a person from your era, what should I sit with her? If I want to accompany her, you should accompany me—I have a business trip next week, and I don't have any clothes to wear." ”

"You're a dead girl, isn't it for you? you're ...... a little bit away."

"Ding-dong—" The doorbell rang.

Chang Ruiyun held a spatula in one hand and glared at Sanxi to open the door.

When he opened the door, his round eyes immediately narrowed into a slit, "Oh, he, Aunt Feng, please come in, please come in." As he spoke, he pinned the spatula behind him with one hand, and while letting the door open, he warmly welcomed the guest in, "It's okay, you don't need to change your shoes, please go inside." ”

Sanxi leaned helplessly on the side of the shoe cabinet, the foot that had just changed one shoe touched the ground, and the other foot was still wearing slippers, I didn't know whether to continue to change shoes and go out or take off the shoes that I had changed into slippers, I heard that Aunt Feng say, "Sanxi, tsk, this girl is really getting more and more beautiful." ”

Sanxi simply closed his eyes and bowed to the ground, "Aunt Feng is good!"

After a long silence, Sanxi opened his eyes, first saw shiny Italian men's leather shoes, up, hemp gray straight casual pants, and then up, men's belt, pink shirt...... Moving his gaze up inch by inch, he wondered, this Aunt Feng likes to wear men's clothes?

Until he saw the smile that couldn't be concealed in the other party's bright eyes, and the corners of his lips twitched slightly, Sanxi couldn't wait to hit his head on the ground.

Shangguan Yilin looked at her who raised her body narrowly, and held back his laughter until he was injured and said gently, "Miss Sanxi, hello." ”

Sanxi's old face was flushed, and before he could speak, he heard his mother say in the living room, "Sanxi, your Aunt Feng just praised you, you hurry up, Young Master Shangguan, please come here too." ”

The mother simply came over and respectfully invited the future son-in-law's superior to the living room, and looked at Sanxi vigorously.

"Come and say hello, dead girl. Mom's eyes were thrown like a blade.

"Why don't you say there's my boss? Sanxi's eyes stubbornly threw over.

"What should I do if you ran away early?" Mom's eyes simply poked straight at me like a sharp knife.

Sanxi had no choice but to surrender and stiffly invited Shangguan Yilin into the living room.

It's just that Sanxi's walking posture is a bit strange, one high and one low, a little like a lame.

Aunt Feng first saw Sanxi's strange appearance, "Sanxi, are you feeling unwell?"

Sanxi wondered, "No." ”

Shangguan Yilin's eyes were sharp, and when he looked at Sanxi's feet with a high heel and a slipper, he couldn't help it anymore, and wanted to laugh, but for the sake of politeness, he just showed a neat row of white teeth, but his eyes were full of smiles.

Sanxi looked down and saw the shoes on his feet, and immediately came to the shoe cabinet in the murderous eyes of Chang Ruiyun, who brought the fruit, and explained while changing his shoes, "Just now, I was going out." ”