Chapter 291: Quiet Summer

A new day awakens to the chirping of cicadas.

Although there is the sound of cicadas, it does not make people feel irritated at all, but has a sense of tranquility.

It's weird.

Yesterday afternoon, everyone got acquainted with the compound.

After that, they went to see several plots of land belonging to the program group, corn fields, sorghum fields, vegetable fields, etc.

In the evening, Su Mu had a long talk with the director, Chen Chichi, and Wu Qian, mainly to talk about the general process of the show and everyone's personality.

The director had briefly mentioned these to the two before coming, but he didn't elaborate.

Why didn't Su Mu tell them in advance?

Although he is the main planner of the show, he is only a participant in the show when he comes here, and these things have to be communicated to them by the director.

Otherwise, it is easy to cause confusion.

Of course, this doesn't mean that Su Mu doesn't care about everything, it's just that he will only communicate with the director privately, and then the director will coordinate the overall situation.

In this mushroom house, he is just a temporary owner who lives a small life.

Well, it's called the Mushroom House.

It's not that Su Mu wants to be called like in his previous life, but Wu Qian.

It can only be regarded as a coincidence.

And the name of the show, when it was submitted for review above, used "Longing for Life", which everyone has no objection to.

As for the sponsors, EMM, not yet.

Wang Dan has contacted the brands endorsed by Sumu, only OPPO has some intentions, and the others are not very optimistic, and the price is very low.

It's normal.

After all, it's just a variety show that was built in a hurry, and the team has not even found a broadcast platform.

What is the future?

In the eyes of outsiders, this is just Su Mu's foolishness.

In this regard, he didn't explain anything, because he didn't have much confidence, the original intention of doing this show was to have fun, and by the way, to solve the negative impact of Lan Lan.

It's all here, so take the opportunity to shoot a few more episodes, do it decently, and whether it succeeds or not, you can always accumulate some experience.

Anyway, the loss won't be too big, just one or two million.

After all, the personnel, equipment, and marketing are all contracted by the company, and he is only responsible for the rental of the venue, the remuneration of the director and the resident guests.

As for the guest guests, most of them are invited by him, and they don't cost anything.

It's just a favor.

The entertainment industry is like this, if you help me this time, next time you need to help with publicity or a cameo, he will not refuse.

And it doesn't necessarily mean that he can't make money, he discussed with Wang Dan that he would urgently cut out the first episode of the film, and then take the sample film to communicate with Tencent Video.

I plan to test the waters, and if the response is good, I will sell it to TV stations, and then sponsors will flock to it.

If the response is not good, then it is just a joke.

It's not that he can't afford to lose this money, it's an endorsement thing.

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Amid the chirping of cicadas, the phone rings in the living room.

Chen Chichi glanced at Su Mu, who was still sleeping on the side, rubbed his face with his hands, and then got out of bed to answer the phone.

At this time, the camera installed in the room had already begun to shoot.

If you look at it from the monitor, Chen Chichi is wearing a loose T-shirt and big pants, pulling slippers, completely looking like a homestay.

Coming to the front of the landline, he picked up the earpiece and asked in a somewhat lazy voice, "Hey, hello." ”

"Hello, I'm a guest at the mushroom house today, can I order food now?"

The sound in the earpiece is quite good, a bit baby-sounding.

"Order?" Chen Chichi was stunned for a moment, and then said, "Yes, yes, you say." ”

While speaking, he was thinking about which artist it was, and the baby sound, could it be which little Huadan?

It doesn't feel very familiar, and I can't guess.

Moreover, for the sake of the effect of the show, the director team did not tell him who the guests of each episode were.

"My request was simple, just a chicken stewed with mushrooms and a shredded fish-flavored pork. ”

Chen Chichi asked two more questions, and then the other party hung up the phone.

At this moment, Su Mu also walked out of the bedroom with his slippers.

"Brother He, who's that?"

"Female, baby voice, I didn't hear it, she said she wanted to eat chicken stewed mushrooms and fish-flavored shredded pork, and it will be there in two hours, where are we going to get the ingredients?"

"Doll sound?" Su Mu frowned, "It can't be Sister Mi Mi's disguise, right? Forget it, it's going to take two hours, let's wash up first." ”

With that, he squeezed out the toothpaste and walked out with the cup.

There was no toilet in the house, so I had to go to the well outside to wash my face and brush my teeth.

Seeing this, Chen Chichi also followed.

When the two were brushing their teeth, a staff member was patting, and the director was also watching with a smile.

"Director, this is our first time shooting, we have to give some money, right?"

"Yes, the program team decided to give you start-up funds, 100 yuan per person, a total of 300 yuan. Remember, it's 300 this season, and the supplies you need can be bought from the program team. ”

"I'll go, director, you're too picky. Su Mu complained, and then asked, "What about the price?"

"The price is tentatively set at 30 pounds of meat, 20 bottles of beer, and 20 cans of Coke......"

Before the director finished speaking, Chen Chichi squirted out a mouthful of toothpaste foam.

"How much? A bottle of beer is 20, and Coke is also 20? You're too dark, aren't you? Susu, let's not record it, let's go home honestly, otherwise we may starve to death here. ”

Because of the recording of the show, he called Su Mu "Su Su", which is also the name that fans are used to.

Seeing Chen Chichi's disgruntled face, Su Mu soothed: "Brother He, don't worry, didn't the director say yesterday that we can still make money or exchange materials through labor." ”

As he spoke, he looked at the director: "Director, what do we need to do if we want to earn 50 yuan?"

"Simple, go to the cornfield and break 500 corns. ”

"Poof......" Su Mu took a mouthful of toothpaste foam on the lens of the troll camera.

This price was not set by him, originally thought that 200 would be enough, but it turned out to be 500, Zeng Fat is really black.

"There are a lot of us, at least two catties of chicken, half a catty of pork, plus two bottles of beer and a can of Coke, this will cost 135, director, you are too dark, 1000 corn is not enough for a meal?" Su Mu had a dark face.

"That's no way, we're at this price, we don't want to eat it. The director said arrogantly.

Hearing this, Chen Chichi had a loveless expression, and looked at Su Mu aggrievedly: "Su Su, I originally thought you invited me to come on vacation." ”

"I didn't expect the director's heart to be so black......"

When the two wanted to cry without tears, Wu Qian and Lan Lan also came over to wash.

"Senior brother, Brother He, what's wrong with the two of you, with a painful face?"

"Alas, don't say it, it's all tears when you talk too much. Su Mu waved his hand and continued:

"Today we have guests to come, and we ordered two dishes, although we have 300 yuan, enough to use once, but the future is still very long, we have to save for emergencies, so we have to earn our own money today. ”

"Okay, what are we doing?" Wu Qian looked excited.

This Nizi has never done farm work, so she thinks it is very fresh.

Su Mu thought for a while and arranged: "That's it, you go and break the corn, and I'll shave potatoes at home, pick peppers and vegetables, prepare to cook, and welcome guests." ”

Of the three of them, only Su Mu is okay with cooking, so his position is to be responsible for cooking, which belongs to high-tech jobs.

"Okay, that's it. Wu Qian readily agreed.

Chen Chichi has no opinion.

......

After washing, Su Mu boiled a few bowls of porridge, which was considered breakfast.

After eating, the three of them had already carried the basket provided by the program team and went to the corn field to break corn.

Only Su Mu and Xiaoxing are left in the house.

Well, Xiaoxing is the dog, and it is also the name given by Wu Qian.

All the work of choosing a name is done by this Nizi, who made the mushroom house the only girl in her.

"Xiaoxing, let's go, let's go pick green peppers. ”

"Wang. ”

"I don't understand what you're saying. ”

"Wang. ”

......

Looking at the green vegetable garden, Su Mu was in a comfortable mood, carrying a basket on his back, holding the dog, and picking a lot of usable vegetables.

Cucumbers, beans, greens and peppers, etc.

It didn't take too long, and when I came back, I washed the dishes, and then spent money to buy chicken and pork first, cut them, soak them in clean water, and wait for the guests to come.

Boredom, he looked at the director: "Director Zeng, are there any other jobs that can make money?"

"Of course, there are jobs that are tailored to you. ”

After speaking, the director smiled evilly and took out a math test paper for the high school entrance examination: "You don't have to finish it, just do the last big question, and you will get 50 yuan if you do it right." ”

"Huh?" Su Mu looked confused.

What the hell is this work?

He took the test paper and looked at it, and the last question was a graph of the intersection of a straight line and a parabola in a plane Cartesian coordinate system.

There are three problems: (1) Find the values of a, b, and sin∠ACP. (2) Let the abscissa of the point P be m, express the length of the line segment PD with the algebraic formula containing m, and find the maximum value of the length of the line segment PD.

You don't have to look at the third question, he won't do the first two.

Although it's only a question for the high school entrance examination, how many years have passed since Nima, and the formula has been forgotten completely.

Next, Su Mu sat on a bamboo mat under the gazebo with a roll in front of him.

Holding a pen in his hand, he writes and draws on a blank piece of paper, scratching his ears and cheeks, looking left and right, wanting to cry without tears.

An hour later.

"I won't do this question!!!

The wailing is simply sad for the hearer, and weeping for the listener.

However, the little brother who was in charge of the shooting not only cried, but even laughed.

It's simply inhumane.

Just when Su Mu was so painful that he was about to close himself, the sound of a girl's conversation came from his ears.

Turning their heads, Wu Qian and Qi Wei had just entered the courtyard, still holding suitcases in their hands.

"Wow, Brother Qi, it turns out that you are today's guest. Su Mu threw down the pen in his hand and went to greet him.

"What, I'm not welcome?" Qi Wei smiled and punched him.

"It's not that you're not welcome, but I remember that Brother He's saying it's a baby sound, and you're a baby sound?"

"Clams. Qi Wei smirked and explained, "You are stupid, I use a voice changer." ”

At this time, Wu Qian said: "Seventh brother, you talk to senior brother first, I still have to go back to work in the field." ”

With that, she turned around and walked out of the courtyard again.

"Amu, what were you doing just now, I heard you shouting from afar, what can't you do?"

"Brother Seven, I'm so miserable, it's better to go to the field with them to break corn, this unscrupulous director gave me the whole math paper of this year's high school entrance examination in Henan Province, and let me do the last question, it's too bad. ”

"Poof......" Qi Wei was overjoyed, and then said: "I heard the director say that your fan is also here, didn't she just finish the high school exam? Let her do it." ”

"I'll go, why didn't I think of it. Su Mu patted his head, "Seventh brother, you help me go and call her back, I'll hurry up and cook, a few of them must be hungry if they do such physical work." ”

"Well, then I'll go. ”

Waiting for Qi Wei to leave, Su Mu hurriedly started cooking.

Chicken stewed with mushrooms and fish-flavored shredded pork is not difficult to make, mainly because it is difficult to burn in an earthen oven.

And it was also a clay stove temporarily built in the yard by the program team, but fortunately, he stayed in the countryside for a period of time in his previous life and could still cope with it.

While he was cooking, Lan Lan came back with Qi Wei.

The little girl was sweating profusely, and there were several red marks on her arms that had been cut by corn leaves.

It can be seen that I have not been lazy for more than two hours, and I have suffered a lot.

"Xiaolan, are you tired, go wash your face and drink two sips of water. ”

"Uh-huh. Lan Lan nodded, and then went to the well to wash her face.

At this time, Su Mu looked at Qi Wei: "Seventh brother, you help me turn it twice first, don't be confused, I'll ask Xiaolan to help me look at that question." ”

"Haha, go ahead. ”

Qi Wei couldn't help but want to laugh when he thought of him scratching his ears and cheeks at the test paper.

Usually he looks like a salted fish, relatively calm, where has this happened.

When the show airs, you must take a good look and see how he suffered.

Here, as soon as Lan Lan washed her face, Su Mu walked up to her with a roll: "Xiaolan, how do you do this question, do you know it?"

"Of course, this is our high school exam paper this year, and I have the right answer after the exam, and I did it right. ”

"That's smart!" Su Mu gave a thumbs up, and continued: "Xiaolan, this question is equivalent to 50 yuan, you will make a great contribution if you do it, no problem, right?"

"Mm-hmm, no problem, it's much easier than breaking corn. Lan Lan smiled shyly.

"That's good, you do it first, I'll continue to stir-fry, and the two of them should come back later." ”

After speaking, Su Mu returned to the stove and took the spatula in Qi Wei's hand.

The two chatted.

"Brother Seven, why are you here, you haven't filmed for a while?"

"No, rest for a few days. The director said that you built a small farm yard here and invited me to come over as a guest, so I came. ”

Hearing this, Su Mu pursed his lips: "Did he let you order these two dishes?" Let me tell you, he is very dark, a bottle of beer costs us 20 yuan, and so is Coke. ”

Speaking of this, his eyes suddenly lit up, and he secretly leaned into Qi Wei's ear: "Seventh brother, do you have any money with you, borrow me first, our wallets have been taken away by the program team." ”

"Yes, but I didn't have much change with me, only two hundred. Qi Wei replied in a low voice.

"Two hundred is good, you give it to me secretly, don't let the director find out. ”

However, just as Qi Wei was taking out the money, Zeng Fat Man trotted over, shook the folding fan and said: "No illegal transactions, otherwise the funds will be confiscated, and a fine of 50 will be imposed." ”

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Su Mu glanced at Zeng Fatzi, and returned the money to Qi Wei aggrievedly.

"Haha. Qi Wei covered her mouth and snickered.

"Well, this is the first day, and I can already think of what kind of life I will be living in the next two weeks. ”

"Okay, don't complain, I'm sure you'll be able to adapt quickly, how can this difficulty be difficult for you. ”

"That's what I said, the seventh brother who knows me is also. ”

Under the camera, one of the two cooks and the other burns the fire, which looks very harmonious.