Chapter 102: Martial Arts (3)
Zhao Chenghai pulled Wang Xiang's arm, pulled it stiffly, and said with a smile: "Let's go, brother, I'll tell you when I come to my house." ”
However, Wang Xiang stood still and said, "No, I won't go if you don't make it clear!"
Wang Xiang is tall and fat, standing there like a great bodhisattva, where can Zhao Chenghai move?
Zhao Chenghai tried his best, but he couldn't pull Wang Xiang away, so he had to laugh and say: "Okay, I'll tell you first, but after you hear it, you can't be angry." ”
Wang Xiang was even more suspicious, frowning and said, "You say it first." ”
Zhao Chenghai thought for a while and sighed: "Brother, that day you went to Zhangguigang and was driven out with a big dung spoon, blame me." On my first day, in the tailor shop, Monk Hezhang and his wife scolded a lot...... I didn't tell Cuihong, and Cuihong didn't know about it, so I asked you to mediate......"
Wang Xiang stared and thought for a long time, then suddenly jumped up, pointed at Zhao Chenghai and shouted: "Zhao Chenghai, you old Wang Ba, it turns out that you scolded Monk Zhang on the first day, no wonder Monk Zhang has sparks on his bald head, and he turned his face when he saw me!"
Zhao Chenghai laughed with him, and bowed his hand again and again: "Brother, it's all my fault, I'll apologize to you!"
Wang Xiang couldn't cry or laugh, waved his hand and scolded: "Get out, get out of here, Zhao Chenghai, I will be far away from you when I pee in the future! You scolded Monk Zhang, and you didn't tell me, didn't you let me go and fight!"
Zhao Chenghai smiled bitterly, and said crookedly: "Brother, you can't blame me for this." I'm a family member, I didn't let you go, did I? Zhenhua is a woman, women don't count when they talk, why do you have to deal with her?"
Wang Xiang was even more annoyed, pointed to the gate and said, "Get out, roll as far as you want." Now tell me this, I know who is in charge of your family and who is not?"
After all, Zhao Chenghai was at a loss, and he didn't dare to turn his face, so he laughed and said: "Of course it's the man who wears the hat who is in charge!" In our Dongwan Village, the rules of thousands of years are like this...... Men pee standing and women squatting......"
Wang Xiang pushed Zhao Chenghai out and said, "Go and go, you go and call Cuihong's sister-in-law and let her squat in my thatched house in front of me to pee for me, and I will spare you!"
Xiuzhen whipped Wang Xiang's back with an apron in her hand, and scolded with a smile: "You two old things are all the way, how old are you, you are still idle!
Liu Zhigao also rushed over, joined forces with Zhao Chenghai, pushed, hugged, pulled, and dragged Wang Xiang over.
It just so happened that Qi Lei rode his bicycle and came with Zhuang Xiaodie.
Before entering the door, Qi Lei shouted loudly: "Zhenhua, go to my house for dinner, yesterday there was a banquet, there are still a lot of dishes left, let's have a drink." ”
Zhenhua was serving the food, turned around and said, "Let's invite Uncle Xiang to dinner today, you and Fluttershy don't leave, sit down and eat together." ”
"That's fine, it's all the same anyway. Qi Lei was not polite at all, and said to Zhuang Xiaodie: "Fluttershy rides home, tell my mother, I will eat at Zhenhua's house, tell her not to wait." ”
Zhuang Xiaodie frowned: "What should I do?"
Zhenhua smiled: "You go back to say hello, and then come back for dinner." ”
"Alright, I'll be right here. Zhuang Xiaodie was not polite and rode away.
Qi Lei had already sat down in the lower horizontal and took the wine bottle and poured the wine.
Cui Hong hurriedly stopped and said, "Qi Lei brought Fluttershy to dinner for the first time today, and he is a distinguished guest, so he can't sit here." The east seat is vacated for Fluttershy to sit. ”
Wang Xiang, Liu Zhigao and others nodded and adjusted their seats: "Yes, yes, yes, it should be arranged like this." ”
Zhao Chenghai was unhappy. He felt that Qi Lei was running around with Zhuang Xiaodie, which was clearly a show!
Moreover, Qi Lei and Zhuang Xiaodie suddenly came, and it was inconvenient for him to talk to Wang Xiang.
But Zhao Chenghai didn't have a choice, so he had to greet him with a smile. Qi Lei and Zhenhua are brothers, building a house in the spring, Qi Lei has been busy for a whole month, Zhao Chenghai can't drive people out, right?
Zhuang Xiaodie rode back, ran back, and sat next to Qi Lei, not stage frightened, and not afraid of life.
Qi Lei said to Zhuang Xiaodie: "Fluttershy, the place where you are sitting is the VIP position in our Dongwan Village, and the uncle and aunt personally arranged it, don't you thank the uncle and aunt?"
Zhuang Xiaodie smiled, hurriedly got up, and nodded in thanks, "Thank you, Uncle and Auntie." ”
"Fluttershy is so sensible and polite. The crowd giggled and began to drink.
Zhao Chenghai first picked up the wine glass and apologized to Wang Xiang.
Wang Xiang picked up the wine glass and touched it with Liu Zhigao: "Zhigao, let's drink!"
Zhao Chenghai was not angry and continued to smile.
Cui Hong also came up to toast and apologize.
Wang Xiang grinned: "Sister-in-law, I scolded Zhao Chenghai twice, don't be heartbroken." He's not kind, he's worse than a little devil!"
Cui Hong smiled: "His uncle scolds well, this old thing is to scold." ”
Zhenhua also stood up and apologized to Wang Xiang.
Wang Xiang drank a few glasses of wine, recovered his spirits, and asked, "What happened to Zhenhua and the little tailor?" ”
Qi Lei held a piece of meat in his mouth and said: "I didn't blow it, I didn't blow it, I still broke the thread, and Zhang Kexiang wrote a letter to Zhenhua!"
Zhenhua glared at Qi Lei, and then said to Zhuang Xiaodie, "Xiaodie, feed your family Qi Lei with vegetables, let him eat more vegetables and talk less." ”
Zhuang Xiaodie really sandwiched a piece of fat meat and put it to Qi Lei's mouth: "My brother asked you to eat more vegetables and talk less." ”
The crowd laughed again.
Qi Lei suddenly remembered something, looked at Wang Xiang and said, "Uncle Xiang, don't laugh, you still owe me a fan of pork." ”
Wang Xiang rolled his eyes and said, "Are you Uncle Xiang a debtor?" A fan of pork, so to speak, when I see a dead pig left by others on the side of the road one day, I will take it home and clean it up, and send the two to you together." ”
Qi Lei glared and shouted: "You still say that you are not bad? You are the first Laipi in Dongwan Village, and I will call you Uncle Laipi in the future!"
Wang Xiang grinned: "Come, Uncle Lai Pi will accompany you little couple to have a drink, and I wish you an early birth to a noble son." ”
Qi Lei took Zhuang Xiaodie to stand up, took the glass and said, "For the sake of this glass of wine, I don't want that pork." Uncle Xiang, don't bet with me casually in the future, I have never lost a bet. ”
Zhenhua was inspired, and when Qi Lei drank this glass of wine, he also picked up the wine glass and said: "Qi Lei, I will have a drink with you, and the bet we made will be written off." ”
"You think beautifully, hurry up and go to our group and climb around the group twice!" Qi Lei said with a wicked smile without holding his wine glass.
The people did not know why, and inquired about the situation.
Qi Lei smiled and told everyone about the bet he made with Zhenhua.
Zhao Chenghai listened to it on the side, and he was even more depressed.
Zhenhua glared at Qi Lei: "I'm going to climb at twelve o'clock at night, anyway, I didn't say to crawl in public to others, right?"
"Ahem......" Zhao Chenghai diverted the topic and said to Wang Xiang: "Monk Zhang's girl, it's a letter to Zhenhua...... We can't figure this out now, so I would like to ask a few of you to help us refer to it. ”
Wang Xiang asked, "What do you refer to?" What did the little tailor say in his letter?"