Yan Yun shook his head, his brother is such a strange thing, and he must not be as knowledgeable as him.

After Yan Yun's hand was pressed down by Jiao Zhifei, he didn't raise it again, but walked to the cashier to pay the bill.

She felt the need to say thank you to her boss and that she would come back more often in the future.

Yan Yun didn't take two steps before he was pulled back by Jiao Zhifei.

"Why are you pulling me? I'm going to pay the bill? Do you still not want to go back after tossing for so long?" Yan Yun didn't know what Jiao Zhifei was pulling him for.

"You're a girl's family, what are you going to do with a boy to grab a bill?" Jiao Zhifei looked disdainful, and gave Yan Yun a rotten wood look that could not be carved.

"Zhifei, I, I heard you right, right? You mean you have to pay the bill?" Yan Yun had a hellish expression.

"You heard it right, but you misunderstood, I don't want to rush to pay for dinner and this ham, but I have already paid for it. Jiao Zhifei looked proud.

"When did you settle the bill?" Yan Yun was a little incredulous.

Jiao Zhifei's magical brain circuit didn't plan to take her to eat the overlord meal today.

"Just when you went to the bathroom after ordering wine. Jiao Zhifei answered Yan Yun's questions.

"Really, fake, when did you become transgendered? Didn't you let me eat, stay, and shop? You still have a time to invite me to dinner?" Yan Yun had been shocked by Jiao Zhifei several times today.

"What do you mean by transsexuality?" Jiao Zhifei was extremely dissatisfied with Yan Yun's second question.

"That's not the point, isn't it!" Yan Yun was a little used to putting the cart before the horse.

"Why isn't this the point? If gender isn't the point, are you a man?" Jiao Zhifei questioned.

"Yes, I am indeed a man. Have you really paid the bill?" Yan Yun asked Jiao Zhifei to confirm.

"Of course it's true. Just because I haven't invited you to dinner before doesn't mean I'll never be invited to dinner.

When you went to school, did you have dozens of times your pocket money than mine?

Moreover, when I was in junior high school, was anyone other than me willing to treat you?

I'm also in the middle- and high-income group now, why do I ask a woman to invite me to dinner?" Jiao Zhifei is a bit machismo in his bones.

Jiao Zhifei mentioned the past when Yan Yun was targeted, and Jiao Zhifei was indeed the only person who was willing to deal with Yan Yun at that time.

But the strange thing is that Yan Yun feels as if he doesn't remember what happened in junior high school.

Yan Yun's memory is selective, and he only remembers what he is willing to remember.

Yan Yun's memories before he went to elementary school, now that I think about it, many of them are clearer than when he was in junior high school.

"Ouch, it's so bad for my brother, no wonder you have to tell me to go back with a ham. Yan Yun had a clear expression, and by the way, he also gave his two thumbs up.

"yes, I bought it with your brother's hard-earned money. Jiao Zhifei hugged the ham on his chest a little tighter.

"No wonder~ I said why this ham not only looks sorry, but also smells of sweat, it turns out to be wafting from you. Yan Yun joked with a smile.

"Thou shalt not dislike thy brother and his legs. Jiao Zhifei protested.

"Why do I dislike your legs? If you want to dislike it, you have to dislike it from head to toe. Yan Yun also protested.

"Sister, do you want to take me in the day after tomorrow?" Jiao Zhifei couldn't just let go of the problem he wanted to figure out.

"Receive, receive, receive, you and Bao Bao will both live in my house, and I will go out to live in a hotel by myself, so it's all right." Yan Yun gave his own "optimal" plan.

"Sister, your attitude is right, but your IQ is quite incorrect. I've always only said I'd come to see you on the weekend, and you heard me say I'm going to be here the night after tomorrow. Jiao Zhifei asked Yan Yun.

"I just asked you how many days you were going to stay and you said, 'Weekend, and then I have two days of annual leave,' and I should have recorded what you said. When Yan Yun met Jiao Zhifei, he was often unreasonable.

For such a person who is stubborn and not easily persuaded by others, only what he has said can be used as "evidence in court".

"What's there to record? I did say that, and I didn't deny it. Jiao Zhifei felt that Yan Yun didn't need to be so troublesome at all.

"Then which ear do you still ask me?" Yan Yun's face was loveless.

"You science students, what's the use of logic alone, you can't even understand a human sentence.

You changed the comma in what I said that you understood into a full stop.

Then, you'll find out I'm talking about two things.

According to your understanding, wouldn't I have answered directly for four days?

What I mean by that is, of course, the two days of the weekend are certain, and then it depends on the situation. Jiao Zhifei was often hit by Yan Yun before, "you liberal arts students", and today he decided to get the liberal arts students' field back.

"Punctuation, isn't it, it's amazing my brother. Yan Yun still admires Jiao Zhifei's dedication to things like punctuation.

When he was in junior high school, Jiao Zhifei once had a whole semester with Yan Yun because of the famous overlapping couplet on Jiangxinyu Island in Wenzhou, "The cloud dynasty is scattered, the tide is long, long (Note 1)

"I didn't know if you had anything to do on Monday, how could I just set my own schedule? Don't you have common sense?" Jiao Zhifei asked Yan Yun.

Common sense?When did Jiao Da Wonder have common sense?

Debts always have to be repaid, not at this time, or at that time.

In short, Yan Yun was inevitably missed by Jiao Zhifei today.

"Brother, you have grown up and know how to use common sense to think about problems, and I am very pleased with your sister. You're finally what a normal person should be. "Coming and not being rude is also one of Yan Yun's most important life creeds.

"It's good to be normal, it's good to be normal, just annoy you to say that I'm illogical and abnormal when you have nothing to do all day long. Jiao Zhifei happily accepted Yan Yun's count on him.

I haven't seen him for half a year, and Jiao Zhifei seems to be a little different from before.

What is the difference, Yan Yun can't say, although there are still strange deeds on Jiao Daqi's body, there are still a lot of fireworks.

It is said that falling out of love will make people grow, this sentence does not know the source, and it is difficult to distinguish the truth from the false, but it is quite appropriate to put it on Jiao Zhifei.

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Note 1:

The repetition of the phonetics and explanations in the overlapping couplets takes up a lot of words, and this 500-word note is put into the author's words.

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