Chapter 31 I was drunk by the one who was spoiled

In the video, it is Su Luo and Brother Pao who appear,

"Hello everyone, I'm Su Luo, next to me is Brother Pao, my good friend, there should be a lot of friends who have also met, I've been busy these days, mainly busy building my own recording studio, this is the result of our past few days. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info”

Saying that, the camera turned around and showed the recording studio, telling the fans, look! I'm not fishing and being lazy and not broadcasting, I'm really busy.

"Today, I saw that you are arguing about "shouting wheat" on Weibo, and I have nothing to say about it. It's a good thing to have controversy, when anything new comes out, it's accompanied by controversy, and there is progress only when there is controversy, and I don't dare to say that shouting microphone will become a culture.

But culture needs to be inclusive, and it needs to be diverse. If it were not for the persistence of Peking Opera artists, the artistic wonder of Peking Opera would not have been able to flourish today. ”

Su Luo repeated what he had said to Brother Pao before.

"I've also read Jiang Wei's article, I just want to say, I can't learn your elegance, you have your elegance, I have my soil. ”

Immediately afterwards, the accompaniment of the sword mountain and the sea of fire sounded, and the cannon brother next to him put on a pair of sunglasses, shaking his head and singing funny: "Knife! angrily slash the snow wing eagle, mountain! heroic and soaring into the sky, fire! churning and burning, the sea, set off thousands of waves!" I have to say that it is a professional DJ who shouts microphones, shouting without pressure and extremely powerful.

In the video, Su Luo pushed away Brother Pao and interrupted his shouting, and continued,

"Many people say that Mai Ci is too obscene and too vulgar, so we can sing it like this," the accompaniment of the sword mountain and the sea of fire sounded again, and it was sung by Su Luo,

"Xia! Dayu governs water conservancy, Shang! King Zhou is very violent, Zhou Youwang is too disobedient, and the beacon fire plays the princes! The first emperor, I abolished the king of Zhou, and destroyed the six countries, so why not go against the sky and change my life to Genesis to carry this heaven and earth alone!

Han Gaozu and I cut down the white snake and abused the animals to break the life! The HR under his command is called Xiao He, and I dug up Han Xin to destroy the Chu State! Resist the Xiongnu and expand the Western Regions with 100,000 iron cavalry wolves! Conquer Dawan to raise the national prestige, take you to pretend to be forced to take you to fly!"

"What's the matter, our China has been yelling at you for 5,000 years, and no one can say it's vulgar, right? Next is to announce a small competition, and I see that the most mentioned thing in the Weibo comments is that one person is drunk, so,"

On the video, the accompaniment of the DJ version of riverflowsinyou sounded, Su Luo stretched the microphone to Brother Pao, and Brother Pao immediately put on sunglasses again, shook his head and sang funny,

"I am drunk alone, and I am drunk and the beautiful woman is a pair, and the eyes are alone, just asking him to return to both sides one day. ”

"Of course, you can sing like this," Su Luo pushed Brother Pao away, snatched his sunglasses and put them on himself,

"I am drunk and drunk by myself, and I memorize seven or eight homework together, and my eyes are alone, and what I do at the plenary meeting is GAY! I don't know how to do multiple choice questions, and I didn't get the big questions right!" In the video, Su Luo was also funny,

"Okay, okay, are you GET here? That's it, whether you are a migrant worker or a white-collar worker, a student or a professor, a big star or a small fan,

Show yourself, use your imagination, you can choose to shout according to my original words, or you can create and write your own, you can spoof, you can complain, and of course it is best to promote positive energy.

I will upload the original accompaniment of one person I am drunk and drunk immediately, and you can also choose the accompaniment you like, yes, our competition is so casual, it is so capricious.

Then record a small video and post it on Weibo, the one with the most retweets and comments wins, and the top three will be won by me, cough cough, a non-famous unprofessional and rubbish songwriter, Su Luo, tailor-made a song for you, the song style is as you choose!

Go your own way, let others say go, don't be shy, get involved!

It's still the same sentence, you have your elegance, I have my soil hi, let's get high, I'm Su Luo, don't be obsessed with brother, brother, it's just a legend. ”

Saying that, Su Luo broke the cap in the direction of his hand, and Brother Pao cooperated with a funny action of spitting smoke rings, and the video ended.

As soon as this Weibo was issued, it became even more lively.

"Hahaha, after all, Brother Legend, this response is powerful, criticism, whatever you want, I'm too lazy to take care of you, you play yours, I play mine. ”

"I want to have fun, haha. ”

"It seems to be very interesting, I'll make up a set later. ”

"Scumbag, wait, brother will record it now, remember to forward the comment later!"

"Go your own way, let others say go, give it up!"

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Sayuri live broadcast room, after watching Su Luofa's video, he was dumbfounded, after all, the idol legend brother,

You don't like what to quarrel with them, but many people do, you are very elegant, can you control our own soil? Go your own way, let others say go.

The winner also has a song that he personally composed and lyrics for? Those who don't know don't know that Sayuri is a fan of Su Luo's brain, and those three singles are now hanging high on the list of the Qianxun Cloud Music Platform.

immediately put on the most sinister voice, and sold cuteness to the sailors in the live broadcast room, saying: "I'll record it now, and when the time comes, you must remember to like and forward it." ”

In the Suluo fan group,

"Haha, after all, it's a joke. ”

"It's easy to change the topic, I'll record a support, and the brothers will forward it to me and like it?"

Brother Dao: "Hahahahaha, awesome, brothers, come, will not, record one, let's brush it up." ”

Praise God: "I won't, but my daughter-in-law sings well, and I will grab her and shout for a while." ”

There are always Diao people who want to harm me: "A group of brain-dead-." -!”

......

"Can you do this?" Brother Pao asked, "That's it?"

"Hey, you're waiting, I'm tired today. Locking the door of the company, Su Luo said, the recording studio is done, and the rest of the places are still empty, and there is a long way to go.

"What's next?" said Brother Pao.

"Next, it's up to you, the decoration of other places, recruitment, I expect you to help me work, the business has an idea, I'll plan it well, you finish some preliminary work first."

Ouch, my small body has not been live broadcast for several days, and now I rely on live broadcast to eat. When you go back, you have to prepare, take a walk, and eat first. "Su Luo is tired, running a studio, it's really troublesome, plus this body, it's really weak, I really have to exercise when I'm free.

has just begun to pave the way, and the money is flowing out, and now the income depends on the live broadcast, which is enough. It's one thing to think about it, it's another thing to really do it, and it's another thing to work in person, but Su Luo is confident that he can do it well.

After Weibo was sent, the style of painting changed completely, and the faction that shouted Mai did not quarrel with the faction that shouted Mai. have participated in Su Luo's small video competition, no matter what you say and how you look down on it, we hi ours, you play your elegance.

It didn't take long for various covers of a drunk person to appear on Weibo.

There are migrant worker versions, company employee versions, student versions, network anchor versions, grandfather and grandmother versions, all kinds, and they all ignited Weibo in an instant.

The first one to become popular was a 3-year-old baby named Tang Yike.

"Hello everyone, my name is Tang Yike, and I am 3 years old this year. In a small video, a cute little girl introduces herself, with big watery eyes and a small bottle in her hand.

"What is the baby going to do?" asked the mother next to her, softly.

"I... I... I sing, I... I sing to everyone. The little girl sighed, raised the bottle in her hand, and said proudly.

"Alone, I'm drunk with milk, drunk and my parents are in pairs, my mother's eyes... Mother's eyes are... is alone, just hoping that he can return to both sides one day...... Daddy kneels on the keyboard than him, Mommy she's the queen......"

"Hahahaha!!"

"It's so cute, it's so cute, I'm laughing to death, my mother's eyes are !!! hahaha. ”

"What a cute baby, I also want to give birth to a baby like this QVQ~~"

"Poof~~ Dad kneels on the keyboard than him, Mommy she is the queen, hahahaha~ Let me make up this picture in my brain, hahaha!"

"No, ahhh

Next is the student version, in the video, above the blackboard, it is written that there are XXX days before the college entrance examination, on the desk, there are mountains of books, and the students are lying on the table and writing hard, only to hear a rustling of writing.

Suddenly, there was a burst of music on the radio in the classroom, and then all the students went crazy, and books and test papers flew all over the sky......

"I'm tired of exams alone, and seven or eight students memorize their homework together!

The two eyes are alone, and the questions are all GAY!

I won't choose at all, I didn't get the big question right!

I'm in love, I'm willing, I'm looking for the answer!

I laugh infatuated at mathematics, the complex formula is amazing!

I'm arrogant, I'm ignorant, I'm just too young!

I forgot about biology, I forgot physics, cut off chemistry, and I don't care anymore!

The title of the gold list is a good story, I have gray hair after three years of hard work!

Nine years of education, who accompanies whom, who is not with whom!

Question: Who can I love and hate a few times in my life?

Defeat the prefect and I fight the principal!

......

"Hahahahahaha

"This is XXX High School, I know when I look at this classroom and school uniform! I graduated there! The younger brothers and sisters are amazing!"

"6 overturned!"

"555555555 stop singing, let me review well, and I have a mock exam tomorrow!"

This is obviously the work of the liberal arts class of the college entrance examination, and then the science students expressed their dissatisfaction, and quickly came to another science student version, and they were scared!

"I have two lines of tears when I speak English, and I am haggard when I speak Chinese!

......

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There is also a migrant version,

"One person, I am tired of moving bricks, seventy or eighty yuan, and I will carry it together!

At my behalf, I just begged the boss not to delay my wages!

......”

Staff Edition,

"I'm tired of working overtime alone......

Well, there's also the old driver's version ....

"One person, I get drunk and sleep with seven or eight young ladies

My eyes are full of Venus, and my eye sockets are all blue..."

There are also various local dialect versions, in short, the style of painting is all messed up, the demons are dancing, Weibo is drunk and drunk by various versions, and all the doubts and criticisms are drowned out in the carnival of the masses.

One person, I was drunk and played badly!