Chapter 135: It's Really Not Dirty
Xiang Yu on the stage has a feeling of being abandoned by the whole world.
All the laughter and laughter had nothing to do with him.
Even the hood on his head appropriately expressed the owner's state of mind, and with his movements, it was crooked.
Xiang Yu hurriedly stretched out his hand to straighten out.
As for the grandmother next to her, she is high-spirited, and the fairy head cover looks even more lovely under the special effects of the stage lighting.
In the lounge, Wen Yin was in a good mood, and his fingers gently tapped the armrests of the chair with a certain humming rhythm.
She just wants him to fail, and it has to be humiliating.
"I didn't even know how to cook, so I came to participate in the Masked Chef God Competition, obviously for another purpose. β
As for the "purpose" of the iron pillar, Wenyin is 100% sure that it is himself.
"I'll take a look...... Auntie, your movements are really fast, the kelp tofu soup is about to be ready, and the taste is exactly the same as that made by my grandmother. β
The host fanned himself with the steam with his hand, showing an expression of enjoyment, which was quite exaggerated.
The audience saw it, and there was laughter again.
"No matter, let's do it. β
Xiang Yu put his heart sideways, and threw the dough cake into the pot of boiling water at will.
"Okay, let me sprinkle some more pepper noodles, for sweating. β
The old lady's voice spread through the host's microphone, and Xiang Yu's eyes were also attracted.
It's good so quickly, it's even faster than cooking instant noodles yourself.
Once again, I deeply sighed, I am worthy of being an experienced old man, and I am really ashamed of myself compared to others when I am so young.
I was about to cheer myself up, but before I could take my eyes back, I saw the old woman holding the pepper shaker suddenly choking and coughing violently.
"Ahem, ahem!"
Then, she ...... Her dentures fell out of the pot!
Xiang Yu: ......
Moderator: "......"
Audience: ......
With boiling blisters, dentures are jumping happily in the pot, as if the whole world is excitedly announcing "I'm free"
"Oh my mother, my teeth!"
The old lady was in a hurry, so she picked up the soup spoon and fished it!
Dentures are like children in the rebellious period, they just don't obey and run around the pot.
It also took a lot of effort to get the dentures up.
The old lady is not particular, her left hand is over her right hand, as if she is picking up a hot steamed bun that has just come out of the pot, and she feels that the temperature is acceptable, so she directly stuffs it into her mouth again.
"It's okay this time, it still works. β
The stunned host, "Auntie, then your pot of kelp tofu soup ......"
"What's wrong with the soup, it's still drinkable. Not dirty. β
As soon as the three words "not dirty" came out, the host had a shocked expression of being struck by thunder, hurriedly retreated his feet, and expressed his inner resistance with fierce body movements.
The old lady is goneβyou hate me, don't you?
"Tofu soup can still be drunk, it's really not dirty. β
She directly scooped a spoonful of soup and was about to stuff it into the host's mouth.
The host must be hiding, and he has no special habits, just thinking about it is disgusting, "Auntie, don't, I'm full, I'm really full." β
So, a strange scene appeared on the stage - the lady holding the soup spoon chased slowly, and the host fled quickly, just don't let her succeed.
From the body movements, you can feel the host's resolute heart: you want me to drink soup, no way!
Look down at your instant noodles: so clean, no magazines, no black history of bathing with dentures......
"Well, it's steady. β
In the end, he didn't even add poached eggs.
When loading the bowl, in order to say "I am clean", I also deliberately wiped it along the edge of the bowl with a paper towel, which won the host's favor.
The results are clear.
As the judge of the first game, no one wants to drink the old lady's tofu soup, no matter how cool the knife skills are, no matter how good the taste is, as long as they think of dentures...... Vomit!
On the contrary, the mediocre instant noodles were unanimously praised by everyone.
When the host announced the results loudly, Xiang Yu secretly made a gesture to cheer himself up.
Look at the bottom of the sound of the sound, how dazzling......
"Hmph, it must have been your hands and feet, right, Iron Pillar?"
Otherwise, how could it be so coincidental, the old lady just coughed a few times, and the dentures just fell into the pot.
Maybe...... Even these contestants colluded with him in advance!
Seeing Wen Yin slowly clenching his fists and his expression darkened, the little assistant was very uneasy.
narrowly won the first game, and Xiang Yu, who returned to the backstage to rest, could temporarily take off the heavy hood.
The old lady still stayed on the stage and scolded the street, "Beep beep, the program team said in advance that you can get ten catties of eggs when you come to the competition, and not a single egg can be missing mine." Beep beep beep, you all won't drink my soup, saying that if it's not dirty, it's not dirty. Shady, definitely shady. If you don't give me a local chicken to take back, I won't leave!"
The program team also made a lot of effort and promised two local chickens, so they invited the old lady who tried to touch the porcelain.
Everyone, including the host, breathed a sigh of relief.
The second group of opponents has already appeared.
The ten-year-old girl with the demonstrator.
As soon as they took the stage, the demonstrators holding signs sat down cross-legged, closed their eyes, and expressed their very firm position - I am here to demonstrate.
As for the content of his demonstration, the sign reads - it is recommended to cull stray cats and protect the ecological environment of the city.
There is limited space on the sign, and he didn't write the specific reason.
He looks to be in his thirties, with a green stubble on his chin, a shallow scar between his eyebrows, and a fierce appearance, which doesn't look very easy to mess with.
The demonstration sign in his hand is very simple, drawing a cat in a circle and playing a big red cross.
How cute the cat is, it is still a companion animal, and it comforts many empty and lonely hearts in the city.
As for the stray cats, they are even more pitiful, they have no fixed place to live, they are not hungry, and it is recommended to cull them.
The audience expressed their incomprehension by booing.
The demonstrators stood firm and unmoved.
The moderator was a little embarrassed, and on the premise of not understanding the behavior of the demonstrators, it was difficult to express his position, so he could only adopt the strategy of ignoring him as much as possible, and spend more time on the ten-year-old girl.
Through the introduction of the host, the audience learned that the little girl is not very old, but she has participated in many cooking competitions in the past. The trophies alone filled a cabinet in the home.
Offstage, accompanied by his father, Xiang Yu's expression of ambition gave Xiang Yu considerable pressure.
Another relatively strong opponent.
Xiang Yu suddenly wanted to deduct He Yingcai's salary again.
So, He Yingcai, who was about to contact Xiang Yu and ask about the game, sneezed again.
"Take medicine, you have to take medicine. β
As for the sound in the lounge, he stretched his brows and played a rhythm on the armrests in a good mood.