Chapter 168: A Cosmic Journey with a Home Air Conditioner
Brother Sunflower found a hotel and used the hotel's computer to watch the information on the last year of the 'Book Mountain Pressure' in the USB flash drive. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
He started from the beginning, looking at it bit by bit, for fear of missing any useful clues.
However, after reading the content of the materials for more than half a year, it is completely the campus life of an ordinary college student, studying, attending classes, making a few friends, and doing well in his studies. Occasionally play games, and I like to rent a bookstore every day to read books......
This is a single teenager who likes sports and excels in character and learning.
But nothing of value was found!
"The intelligence department is cheating on me?" Brother Sunflower's first thought was that someone was cheating on him. Fortunately, after he patiently looked at it little by little, it was not until the information of the last month that there was a little movement.
According to the 'Intelligence Department of the Infinite Demon Sect', a month ago, there was a 'small organization of monks' in a nearby city that seemed to have investigated the past of this 'book mountain under pressure'. But then...... The leader of this small organization of monks, the 'Altar Master', died inexplicably, and then the matter ended inexplicably.
According to the information of the 'Infinite Demon Sect', the body of the 'Altar Master' was finally found on a subway and was brutally dismembered by someone with exquisite swordsmanship. The murderer appears to be a Western monk, a first-class monk of good strength, who is still in prison.
That's the only thing that the intelligence network of the Infinite Demon Sect can find, after all, the 'small organization of monks' was hiding at that time, and another month has passed since the incident, and no useful clues can be found.
Next, it was 'Shushan under great pressure' and Su Ah Qi and Su juniors to get involved in the 'Moon Sword Sect' incident planned by Gongzihai. and successfully snatched food from the mouth of the childe Haihu and took away the 'Blood God Diamond'.
There are only these two incidents, and it is 'Shushan Pressure' that shows a side that does not belong to mortals. 、
Brother Sunflower pinched his chin and pondered.
"Of all this, only that small group of monks may be able to come in handy. What is left in that small organization now are all monks who have cultivated one-grade, two-trick, or three-trick cultivation, and their cultivation methods are also very bad. Maybe I can make use of them, as long as I give them better exercises and materials, maybe I can ambush this small organization of monks!"
But even if this small organization of monks can come in handy, how can he deal with the seniors around 'Shushan who are under pressure'?
Hey, wait...... He seems to have forgotten something?
Lying grass !!
Sugar Lesser Lord!
I had entrusted the sugar young master to go to the house of the 'Book Mountain under great pressure' to steal the 'Blood God Diamond'.
However, now there is a terrible monk senior beside this 'book mountain under pressure', and he forgot to remind the sugar master. If the young master of sugar sneaks into the stressful home of Nashushan now and steals the 'Blood God Diamond', he will definitely be beaten by that senior. Maybe you'll be locked up in the basement and tortured in all sorts of ways.
Brother Sunflower hurriedly grabbed the phone and quickly dialed the phone number of the young master of sugar: "Sugar candy, I hope you don't act so quickly!
"Sorry, the user you are calling is turned off. Sorry,the_number_you_dialed_is_power_off。 ”
The voice on the phone made him appreciate the cruelty of reality.
No, you can't already act, right?
Brother Sunflower's hand stiffened as she held her phone—did you want to go find Sugar Candy and bring her back?
However, as soon as he thought of the terrifying predecessor who would smash a 'hole in the ground' when he fell on the ground, Brother Sunflower cast a thick shadow on his heart.
If you meet that senior, you don't even have to make a move, just wait for yourself to get close, and as soon as he lies on the ground, he will die!
What to do?
Do you want to see death and not save it?
Brother Sunflower looked desperate, helpless, and tangled.
At this time, he didn't notice that behind him, a Peking demon dog calmly turned off the recording function of the SLR camera with its paws, and it covered its body shape with a spell, so it followed the Sunflower Monk behind the video generously, and only left leisurely after the shooting.
The task is accomplished, and a new notebook computer is in hand. With his own computer, he no longer has to worry about Song Shuhang or Senior Bai grabbing the computer with it. You can play games with your wife anytime, anywhere!
Oh also!
What might you do to celebrate?
Let's go back and scold Huangshan Dasha first, I really can't take it back.
Bah, his face watered, is that suppressed 'Cloud and Mist Dao Chief' more important than me who ran away from home?
And then what should I do?
Well, you have to think about how to have some fun when you go back, and the wife in the game can't stay with it all day, after all, ordinary people have to sleep.
And Huangshan Dasha didn't come to pick him up, if he didn't have some fun, he would die of boredom......
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At this time, in the building of the pharmacist.
Venerable Bai looked satisfied, the computer was placed beside him, and the screen displayed a diagram of the construction of the air conditioner.
Then, the predecessors dismantled the internal and external units of the air conditioner into parts.
"Human beings are really getting more and more interesting, although the air conditioner is not used by monks, but it is simply a must-have for ordinary people in the hot summer. It's funny, it's a beautiful time, and there's so much to tear down!"
"Well, before Song Shuhang wakes up, let's install the air conditioner back first. With that, Venerable Bai began to assemble the internal and external units of the air conditioner again. This time, he learned the lesson of the previous time, and from the beginning of the disassembly, he firmly remembered every step of the disassembly.
Soon, the internal and external units of the air conditioner were assembled.
"There is not a single part left this time, sure enough, as long as I do it seriously, there will be no problems!" Venerable Bai looked confident, and carried the internal and external units of the air conditioner back to the second floor, reassembled them, and then plugged them in.
Using the remote control to turn on the air conditioner, the white seniors looked confident!
About five or six seconds later.
Bang Bang ...... The familiar sound of an electric storm was followed by a puff of black smoke.
The air conditioner, also burned.
Venerable Bai froze, and he hurriedly pulled off the power supply of the air conditioner.
"How can this be, obviously I have come step by step, and there is no problem!
The seniors were very distressed.
At the same time, he quietly glanced at Song Shuhang's room, and Song Shuhang's little friend was still sleeping sweetly.
"There's no way, I have to replace the function of the air conditioner with the formation again!" Senior Bai rubbed his hands and disassembled the air conditioner again, preparing to depict a 'Spirit Gathering Formation' inside, and then a formation that can automatically adjust the surrounding temperature.
But...... Just as he was about to carve out the formation, another thing suddenly came to mind.
"Hey, wait a minute—I don't seem to have learned the 'automatic temperature adjustment' formation!" Senior Bai was stunned.
Because as long as the monk opens his mind, he has the ability to automatically regulate his body temperature, and he doesn't need this kind of 'automatic temperature adjustment' formation at all!
"What should I do?" Senior Bai looked at the air conditioner with a weak heart.
After thinking about it, he quietly removed the air conditioner again, packed it into a box, and moved it to the courtyard downstairs.
Then, he casually folded a branch in the courtyard, cut it into a sword-shaped, and carved several complex formations on it.
Finally, a spiritual aura was poured into the wooden sword.
After a series of degrees were completed, the original ordinary wooden sword was transformed into a colorful wooden sword!
Senior Bai muttered: "Haha, I haven't made it for a long time, and my hands are raw." ”
Disposable Flying Sword 004 Edition!
As the name suggests, this is a flying sword that can be used once, and it is original to the white seniors.
Then, Senior Bai moved the packed air conditioner to this wooden flying sword.
He pinched a sword trick and performed the sword technique: "Leave you!"
The 'Disposable Flying Sword 004 Edition' took off into the air, carrying the packed air-conditioned box into the air, flying higher and higher.
Fly, fly, fly, and after rushing to a certain height, it becomes an ice lump. However, the speed of the flying sword was not affected, and it continued to maintain a speed that would not 'rub and catch fire', and passed through the atmosphere leisurely.
In the end, it flew into the universe and began its long cosmic wandering career......
As long as the spiritual power in the 'Disposable Flying Sword 004 Edition' is not consumed, and it does not crash into natural disasters such as stars, black holes, and meteorite groups, this household air conditioner will become the first household air conditioner on Earth to carry out 'space travel'.
Well, in fact, before it, there was a luxurious royal carriage, three trap dragons, two trap elephants, a big snake demon that offended the white predecessors, and a sophisticated geodynamic instrument in history...... And so on, they rode the 'Disposable Flying Sword 001 Edition', 'Disposable Flying Sword 002 Edition' and 'Disposable Flying Sword 003 Edition' respectively, and with the help of Bai Seniors, they carried out their tragic cosmic journey.
Regarding sending these things into space, Senior Bai said that he was old and experienced. He can now ensure that he controls the speed of the flying sword so that these things don't catch fire due to friction before they break out of the atmosphere. Nor will they suddenly fall back to the world from heaven due to lack of power.
A master's trick to start a journey through the universe with ease.
After doing all this, Senior Bai secretly wiped his sweat.
Then he returned to the second floor and carved a illusion formation in the original air-conditioned position.
After a while, a lifelike 'air conditioner' appeared in its original location.
Then, Senior Bai also depicted an illusion formation outside, and a lifelike 'air conditioning outdoor unit' appeared in its original position.
"Haha, that's it. ”
"Next, in a few days, I will go to the Taoist friends in the group to exchange some money, and quietly go to buy an air conditioner and install it back. For the time being, let's make it up and use it first. Senior Bai laughed dryly, I hope that Song Shuhangdao friends will not find anything abnormal in the past few days, right?
It shouldn't be discovered, after all, his illusion level is good.
Hehehe~
After carving the formation, Senior Bai was a little weak-hearted, and took his laptop back to the room arranged for him by Song Shuhang on the third floor.
However, as soon as he returned to the third floor, he saw the color screen TV in his room.
No, his hands were about to move.
Three minutes later, Senior Bai gritted his teeth and said firmly: "It's okay, dismantling one is dismantling, and dismantling two is also dismantling! It's a big deal, I'll go and buy a new set of all when the time comes!"
Then, he dismantled the color screen TV with a happy face......
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At this time, Song Shuhang had already slept sweetly.
Because of the overuse of mental energy, the quality of sleep is exceptionally good
At the top of Song Shuhang's head, a small black dot suddenly appeared.
This small black dot quickly condensed into a black spirit, exuding a thick resentment...... (To be continued.) )