Xue Bing's laughter stopped my urge to scold him: "Haha, Jiang Ning, you are so funny, our family Huihui is really a little ADHD, she will fall out of bed when she sleeps at night, fortunately she sleeps in the lower bunk!"

Jiang Ning looked at me and laughed so hard that I was furious: "Really?"

I covered Xue Bing's mouth with all my strength and dragged her out until the girls' toilet, and warned her viciously: "If you show off my ugly things everywhere, I will immediately tell Jiang Ning that you are all his name when you even talk in your dreams!"

Xue Bing, under my military suppression, in the next few days, virtuous and virtuous, buy me supper every day for me to send, of course, the supper must be 10 servings, she gave it to me first, and then distributed it clockwise, and the second is Jiang Ning......

Jiang Ning is so angry, she gives her money for supper every day, and several other people have to bleed, only I eat happily, and I don't spend a single child!

On the second day of the school newspaper, Xue Bing finally couldn't bear the boredom and decided to press the road with Bobo in the dormitory, I was also happy to be quiet, but the other people seemed to suddenly lose the motivation to work enthusiastically, and the work was less than an hour that night, several boys left for various reasons, and the huge student union was empty all of a sudden, I vowed to hold my ground, because I was the only one left in our department, I left, who closed the door? The two girls in the Chinese department saw that Jiang Ning did not leave, and they did not move, which made me quite depressed, for this damn school newspaper I have wasted how many beautiful nights that should have been used to sleep, chat, go shopping, and read novels, stuffy here to write, check information, every cell in the body is clamoring for freedom, but freedom!

Jiang Ning is still the same, like an old monk who has settled down, I just think this guy is crazy, how can he love his work so much? If I become a boss in the future and definitely recruit him as my employee, what a talent! Serving the people like this, it is estimated that Lei Feng is his uncle, but if Lei Feng is his uncle, then how old should he be? Could it be that if he has a son in his old age, then there will be no problem with the IQ Chamber......

Thinking like this, I was so wild that I came to a no-man's situation, so that I didn't feel it when I watched him laugh for a long time and laughed at him stupidly, and in the end he couldn't bear it anymore and roared beside me: "You're crazy, you!"

I woke up and jumped up and scolded him: "You are nervous!

He sat down for a long time and looked at me with squinted eyes: "Look at me like an idiot and laugh, are you embarrassed to say it?"

I got stuck in my memories and couldn't remember when I had ever smiled at him!

The two girls in the Chinese Department probably remembered me very painfully, and reminded me in a low voice: "Zhou Hui, just now, you did smile at Jiang Ning. ”

I shuddered and thought, it's over, I've lost my memory, why don't I know at all?

A few minutes later, I pointed to a paper on the computer on foreign seawater environment research and exclaimed: "Jiang Ning, come and see, this genre is very good, the 4th edition just has a vacancy, and it is just right to use it to translate." ”

He walked behind me, read the simplified translation of Chinese, and a sentence came out for a while: "It seems to be the original manuscript in English, a little bit in Chinese, do you want to translate the whole text?"

I grabbed the lightning inspiration in my mind and said, "Xue Bing, don't people learn foreign languages, just ask her to help, if you give an order, I will call, will she dare to come?"

He "cut" me, and there was no follow-up.

Quan Dang didn't hear it, took out his newly bought mobile phone, and sent a short message to Xue Bing in a fart-wrenching manner: "Beauty come quickly, Jiang Lang calls!" and then read it to the three people around him in a strange voice, and when he read "Jiang Lang", his voice was especially loud, making the two girls in the Chinese department laugh when eating, and Jiang Ning's face was completely distorted.

But, he distorted his, it's my business, I'm still comfortably searching for the next topic on the Internet, by the way, waiting for the food that Xue Bing will inevitably bring, the last time it should be Xinfeng's meat bun, dinner just didn't get full, or the sugar-fried chestnuts at the gate of Xixi Road are not bad, alas, Xue Bing can't be Grandma Xiong's sugar-fried chestnuts?!

If Xue Bing is Wukong, I must be her Five Finger Mountain, even if she is pouting on the side of my middle finger, it is still in the palm of my hand after all, a few minutes later, she appeared at the door panting, and I happily turned around and patted Jiang Ning: "Jiang Lang, take a look!"

He glanced at me and told Xue Bing very seriously about the translation, but Xue Bing may have a large amount of adrenal hormones secreted because of running too fast and overexcited heartbeat, which finally caused a temporary short circuit in the brain, which usually does not seem stupid, and came out: "What do I think is the matter, why is the translator looking for me, don't you have Zhou Hui? She often helps her mother translate the original English books, and her mother is a professional translator." ”

This little girl, I tried my best to help her, let her get along with the handsome guy more, communicate more, try to show her strengths in addition to her appearance, in order to eliminate the inherent beauty in the minds of men What is the concept of brainlessness, and finally capture Jiang Lang, what a happy e

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But her words, all the previous efforts were lost, and it became me evading my homework, although ...... Scold...... I really don't want to waste my brain cells translating these things, helping my mother at home to calculate money, a professional paper can earn my mother a thousand oceans, but here? At most, a more profound trace is drawn in the mind of the head of the department: Zhou Hui is a talent!

I'm not an old cow, I don't pull a broken car.

Later, I translated the manuscript with trembling and righteous indignation in Jiang Ning's white eyes, when Xue Bing had already realized that he had missed the opportunity, and kept making mistakes for me: here and here, Zhou Hui, you are upside down, and here and here, this seems to be better translated as an unstable stream......

I turned a deaf ear, I just didn't let you be a hero, and now I'm going to let me be a bear to set off your hero, get out of the way. Besides, what do you know about professional terms, it adds to the chaos, I hate to think: I will never be a matchmaker from now on.

Since then, I don't do matchmaking, but it exists in the imagination, over the years after graduation, I have matched young comrades of all sizes in the unit 13 times, with a success rate of 61.5%, and has been known as the youngest matchmaker in the history of our bureau with the largest number of matchmakers with the highest success rate and the largest self-sacrificing matchmaker, one time, the new deputy director heard my name, and said: "I know, I know, it's the little girl who is very good at helping others pair, I heard about it in the Agricultural Bureau, and our older young people there are yearning for your system!"

Look! The girl doesn't go out, and her name is already known all over the world!

Thinking like this, I still have a little pimple in my heart, if it weren't for Xue Bing's trouble, where would I have such a huge honor? Because the males of the girls I matched to our unit were all half-finished products eliminated by Miss Xue, and my eyes discovered their surplus value, and created considerable marriage benefits for the society.

When I woke up in the morning, I shouted in the mirror: "Ahh......hh

Secretly took away a pair of Clinique eye patches from his mother, acted like a thief, and then pretended to be okay and greeted his mother: "I went to work early today, just in time for my dad to drive me for a while." ”

My mother was completely oblivious to the enemy's situation, and said, "Don't eat breakfast anymore? Do you want to lose weight and still see people? You are already a white bone spirit, what else do you want to do? White bones?......

Fortunately, my father heroically saved the United States, and honked the horn at the door, I hurried out and escaped, is every mother have the potential to be a Tang monk?

On this day, I was very inefficient at work, I had nothing to do in the morning, I put on an eye patch and fell on the office chair to make a half-dead state, Yao Gong was frightened by me when he came in, and asked, "Zhou Hui, what are you doing?"

I replied, "Save the youth." ”

Attracted Yao Gonghe to laugh wildly at the young Zhang X, who came in to get the report, and the latter simply said without giving face: "The heart has stopped beating, the rescue has failed, and your youth has died." ”

I raised my middle finger, didn't even have the time to open my eyes, and said, "Go, go, compared to your face full of bags under your eyes, I am still a young and invincible beautiful girl." ”

I want to thank the leaders of our team for all the recent business trips, which allows me to show off my power like this, without scruples, and without leaders in the class, what is that-Zhou Hui is called the king!

But not long after I was so comfortable, the phone sang loudly: I don't want to, I don't want to grow up, there will be no fairy tales in the world when I grow up......

This is a call from a family member that I have set up, and there are only two of my so-called family members in total -- my father and mother, I don't have to answer me, I know it's not a good thing, it must be my mother, but I live at home, how can I not bow my head? Not to mention my invincible mother, there was once a foreigner who praised her for being extremely sexy in a very sincere tone, and only exchanged my mother for a word of dialect "hooligan", and the fact that she did not use other languages was completely hindered by good neighborliness and friendship and normal international relations, otherwise I can't imagine what she would do.

Therefore, since I was a child, I have deeply understood: it is not that our army is not strong, but that the enemy's firepower is too fierce. Even if I was reluctant, I had to answer the phone, and on the other end, sure enough, there was a wild roar: "You stole my eye mask?"

"No, how could it be? I never used anything like that. ”

"Who else but you will take it?"

"Mom, you probably got it wrong when you used it. ”

"Okay, you can deny it, but I want to kindly remind you that my one is used by middle-aged people, and if young people use it, it will cause grease grains, and you may not be able to get married!" she hung up the phone after speaking, and it sounded very cool.

This is a threat, an absolute threat, I threw the pair of eye patches in the paper basket for this, reluctantly put my foot in and stepped on it twice, and kept doing psychological construction: I'm running for three, and I'm almost middle-aged, it doesn't matter.

But I'm still shriveled, if I really can't get married, won't I have to be poisoned by my mother for the rest of my life?!

I began to eagerly think about my life's events, no less than when Xue Bing thought about the future of myself and Jiang Ning, but the result was similar to Xue Bing, that is, I found that the future was very bleak and the road was very difficult.

It's not that I've never been in love, so why can't I get married as I want?!

Xue Bing once thought that she was a fairy of the Nine Heavens descending to the mortal earth, and as long as she had a seductive look, all the ordinary people in the world were chasing after her and threw themselves under her pomegranate skirt, even if she had a breath left, she would crawl forward, I imagine that kind of spectacular scene, seve

al was so thin that he crawled on the ground, shouting: Xue Bing, don't go, wait for me...... And then goosebumps, this woman, when she was the master of the Qinglou in the capital back then?

But later I knew that it was completely her own passion, because finally one day Xue Bing couldn't bear the surging affectionate torment in his heart, and after a strong confession flame erupted, the other party, that is, Jiang Ning, was stunned and didn't burn with her, and threw her a sentence that still makes Xue Meishen sad to this day: "I'm not interested in you." ”

What a shameless situation! If I do, I guess hide my face and cry, turn around and run wildly, and target the smelly Xixi River (now that it has been governed, the situation has improved, and those who have this idea can find another good place), even if they can't drown and smoke to death, how can they still have the face to live in the world!!

But Xue Bing is Xue Bing after all, she is not Lin Shiyin, she asked rhetorically: "Then who are you interested in?"

Later, when I heard her snot and tears describe it to me, I wanted to smash her to death with a small hammer made in military class, the same person, why is EQ so bad? ”

Xue Bing analyzed that sentence like this: He must have a girl he likes, otherwise why would he tell me? He must have it, there must be something, there must be something......

Finally, one night, when the breeze was blowing, and I couldn't see my hand when I stretched out my fingers, she pulled me into the women's toilet in the dormitory where the lights were miserable and flickering, and said in a very gloomy tone: "I must know who Jiang Ning likes, I want to duel with her!"

Oh my god! Where are you? This guy is crazy, summon her back!

But God didn't hear my pure New York voice, so I could only be bombarded by Xue Bing continuously: "You have to help me, you are familiar with him, help me ask." ”

At that time, where would I be familiar with Jiang Ning? Which eye did she see that I was familiar with him?

Later, I had a meal with him, during which someone was so excited about his long-lost freedom that he finally got drunk and was carried back to his bedroom by a vegetative person.

Where did I get acquainted with him!?

However, Xue Bing's words are orders, and they must be carried out seriously, otherwise I will be drowned, I study water conservancy, and I am most afraid of flash floods, frequent waterlogging, the Yellow River bursting, and the Yangtze River bursting...... My little liver has been a little ploppy under my rough management for many years, and as soon as she cries, I plop up!

So, the next day I went to reconnoiter the enemy, I deliberately pretended to borrow the notes of the professional class from the squad leader, God knows how much I lost, I remember more than the whole person, but I was stunned and said that I didn't remember it completely, and I had to contribute to the squad leader, and the squad leader said: "What about the dormitory, and I don't take the exam, so what are you doing in a hurry?"

I flattered: "I'll take it, I'll take it myself, I can use it." ”

A few guys next to him quickly coaxed: "Zhou Hui, shouldn't you have taken a fancy to Chen Jun!"

I rolled my eyes and said straightly: "Go, go, am I at this level?!" Looking at the squad leader's face again, he realized that the big thing was not good, "I mean how dare a toad like me touch a noble swan like you?" After saying this, my Chinese New Year's Eve dinner last year was out!

In the end, I successfully entered the boys' dormitory, the class leader was the only boy who lived in the mixed dormitory, just together with the Chinese department, which was convenient for me to dig into the enemy army to dig up the gossip, I gave full play to the spirit of the eight women since entering the school, and talked to the group of talented people in the Chinese department: "That, I think Xiao Jiang rejected our Comrade Xiao Xue, or from a humanitarian standpoint, mainly for the good of Comrade Xiao Xue, if she doesn't pass the fourth level of the major, she will be in trouble!"

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"However, I think Comrade Xiao Xue is still good, it's not good for him to say that, and if he has a girlfriend, can he say it, it's not interesting for him to hide it, isn't it ......"

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However, a few classmates were able to understand my hard work and immediately said, "We didn't see that guy had a girlfriend." ”

"That's it, it's like giving Megumi Yanagishita!"

"What, it's basically a monk who precepts 0 precepts 0 ......"

Haha, speaking of which, the crowd was excited, more and more outrageous, but after a few seconds, they all suddenly lost their voices, according to my summary of many TV series and novels, in this case, often the subject we are talking about appears, so I immediately turned my head, and sure enough, Jiang Ning, with his standard distorted expression, stood behind me.

Jiang Ning's prestige in the Chinese Department can be seen from all the people in the squad leader's dormitory in the next few seconds, our squad leader originally wanted to save me from the dire situation, but because his height of less than 170 is too big compared to Jiang Ning, who is 182, so he shrugged his shoulders at me and also - ran for his life!

Then, suddenly, a gust of wind closed the door to the dormitory!

Heaven will die for me!

I stepped back step by step, and kept smiling: "Well, I didn't mean to say you, I meant to play ......"

He pressed closely, until the window, I had no way back, he grabbed me, bloomed a brilliant and boundless big **ile, just when I was bewitched by beauty and my brain couldn't think normally, kissed down, although it was just touching, quickly let go, but really, it was a kiss, and it was - my first kiss!

After that, the 286 in my brain couldn't run again, it was so shocking! It was terrifying! It was too much......

But he smiled and said, "Do you want to know who I like? It's not the one who gave me flowers, I don't care what kind of card, you are the one who stuffed the flowers into my arms when I opened the door, you were the one who chased me in the cafeteria, you were the one who kicked me in your student union, and you were the one who hugged me when I was drunk." ”

Later, I ran away from him because I was so shocked, pushed him away, screamed, and rushed out!

There is only one concept in my mind: how to explain it to Xue Bing!

One afternoon a few years later, Xue Bing murdered my napkin in my office, and then dropped a sentence: "Jiang Ning is back, what should I do, he is still very handsome, but when he sees me, he is just as lukewarm!"

Then he took me by the hand and asked, "You don't want him anymore, right, you won't like him anymore!"

I had insomnia last night, and I didn't have the heart to work at all this morning, and then I was desperate to find someone to marry someone who was pleasing to my eyes, immediately, immediately!

When it was almost noon, I once again deeply realized that it was impossible for me to fish during working hours as a public servant of the people, and the belief in serving the people did not allow me to fall so deeply, so after a remote phone call from the director, I jumped up and devoted myself wholeheartedly to the great cause of water conservancy!

The director's phone number was like this: "Xiao Zhou, you summarize some materials, but people are asking Section Chief Zhou of the Water Resources Section to report by name, behave well!"

I immediately said, "Okay, don't worry, Taijun! I will do my best to live up to the expectations of the party and the people." The director laughed: "You girl." ”

Then, because the elevator was too slow, I ran from the office on the 7th floor to the defense office on the second floor, asking for a bunch of short- and medium-term forecast materials for this year, long-term outlook, etc., and went upstairs to study.

In the afternoon, Xue Bing came to report on time, and I was thinking about how to use a sentence to slick and lose no time in patting the fart of the director of the secretariat, after all, the secretary comrades are all celebrities around the city leaders, and I also hope to continue to leap forward on the road of life.

But Xue Bing, this guy is definitely here to make trouble, his eyes are red, and he is pitiful: "Zhou Hui, Jiang Ning refused to ask him for a meal, why is this so?"

As soon as I heard it, my head was big, and it was Jiang Ning again, I finally concentrated on working hard, and she came to talk again, and she didn't let people live! So the attitude was arrogant: "Go away, go away, when did you succeed in chasing him! Don't tell me this, it's annoying! The mayor's secretary is coming, I'm too lazy to pay attention to you!"

Xue Bing gave me a strange look and asked, "Which secretary?"

"Who knows? You think I'm going to identify the faces of those leaders all day long? ”

She muttered: "Slap the sycophants, cross eyebrows and cold to the big beauty, bow your head and be willing to be the secretary cow, no wonder you can't get married!"

I smashed her with information: "What are you talking about! You can't get married!"

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In the end, the leader is the leader, and Director Ding and I waited in the conference room for more than half an hour, and the brewed white tea was cold for two stubbles, and the footsteps of the leader came from far and near, and it was long overdue. Director Ding jumped up like an electric shock to welcome the door, but I felt like I was nailed to a stool after hearing a voice, it must be an auditory hallucination, I didn't sleep well last night, auditory hallucinations are possible.

Director Ding said at the door: "Director Jiang, hello, thank you for guiding our work in your busy schedule......

Another voice said: "Where, I just arrived here, I don't know the situation, I also need to come down to take a look, Lord Huang is very busy, but he told me to pay more attention to your work in the near future, and also mentioned Director Ding's name, saying that the short-term forecast you made is quite level." ”

"Where, Where, ......"

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I couldn't hear the words anymore, I opened my eyes wide and looked at the person who walked in the door first, wearing a green casual shirt and beige pants, and his appearance was still as chic as I remembered, Shi Shiran entered the conference room, stood in the first place, and then looked down at me - a slight smile.

I heard my heart beating, biting my lip and pinching the information, temporarily losing my ability to speak.

Do you know what it means to be stunned?That's me!

I can't figure it out, how can Director Jiang be Jiang Ning!

When did Jiang Ning become Director Jiang?!Why did this guy climb faster than me and rise higher than me—looking down on me from a high and powerful position?

I used to think that being able to become a section-level cadre at the age of 27 was a great success in my life, and in my life experience in the past 27 years, the one who can make my mother praise and not talk nonsense is to be an official this time and when I was 3 years old, I handed my mung bean popsicle to her mouth and said: "Mom is hot, Mom eats." ”

But the moment I saw Jiang Ning, I completely subverted my thinking, and I didn't have the same fate!

But the facts are there, and I can't afford not to admit that when I was eagerly going on a blind date and being on a blind date and arranging a blind date, some people had already run ahead of me in their political lives barefoot.

My reverie was finally interrupted by Director Ding, who said, "Xiao Zhou, you report to Director Jiang about the work of the previous stage, and I will analyze the water situation this year." ”

I woke up like a dream, "ah" sound, opened the information in my hand, sprinkled, but almost nothing to do with the flood situation, originally, Meixun has not yet begun, this year's flood season so far can be regarded as smooth wind and rain, except for the forecast of the piece, there is nothing to say, forecast, to be honest, I don't understand.

But Jiang Ning's guy didn't understand, he kept looking at me, nodding while laughing, I had to bury my head in the materials, I was afraid that he would see too much, so I couldn't help but rush up and beat him: "Who allowed you to look at me so fascinated!"

Maybe he will say, "If you weren't looking at me in fascination, how would I know I'm looking at you in fascination?"

When the winter vacation was about to end that year, I had been deliberately avoiding Jiang for a month, in fact, the school was so big, as long as he didn't deliberately appear, basically I could have no contact with him, but, given his high-profile pursuit, I could only avoid it in a low-key manner.

You can't look at Xue Bing sighing all day long, weeping until dawn! Xue Bing said to me at that time, the sky was very blue and the wind was very light, and we sat on the lawn of the school: "No matter how I look at it, I want to have good looks, what I want, I want to be popular, I want to be virtuous, I want to be virtuous, you say that Jiang Ning is glaucoma or color blind?

I slammed her head and viciously: "What do you say? I am a talented woman, soft on the outside and strong on the inside, and smart on the outside, what's wrong? If you look at me, it means that he has a vision, after all, he sees the essence through the phenomenon." ”

Xue Bing sighed again, and said leisurely: "That's right, then why are you avoiding him? Accept him, I don't agree that he likes other girls, but it's you Zhou Hui, and you can barely accept it." ”

After hearing those words, my heart trembled, and I wanted to hug Xue Bing and shed sincere tears, but I held back and only said, "Then what should you do?" I'll accompany you. ”

"Forget it, am I afraid that a big beauty like me will not be liked by a man? I'm also worried, if I am caught in love early, I don't know how many boys in the school are going to commit suicide, and the bishop's building has been built recently, so high, it's terrible to think about. ”

Hahaha...... We looked at each other and laughed, in fact, Xue Bing is really a good girl.

A few days later, I "met by chance" with Jiang Ning in the third canteen, he sat opposite me, staring at me, and I finally couldn't help but slap the mung bean soup in my hand on the table, and roared: "Who allowed you to look at me like that?"

The other party was calm and calm, and said: "If you weren't looking at me in a daze, how would I know that I was looking at you in a daze?"

Later, later, then I finally learned how to love, and there was one more person in the school who I enslaved.

My fugue was quickly caught by the commissioner comrade who was seated, and he asked mercilessly: "Section Chief Zhou, I want to know some questions about the current total water resources and water quality of the city, can I ask you?"

"Oh, of course, I can give you a detailed copy of the material, as well as the communiqué that has just been produced this year, and there is a piece of it in today's paper. ”

"Well, I see it, but it's simpler, I need to be in more detail. ”

"Okay, I'll go upstairs and get it for you. ”

"Don't bother, I'll just go with you, there's a lot more to ask you. ”

Director Ding is definitely an old soft-shelled turtle, as soon as he saw the signs, he immediately saw the wind and rudder, and the whole wall was grassy, and immediately said: "Okay, Director Jiang, Comrade Xiao Zhou is a good hand in business, and I don't know much about some aspects, so it's better to let Xiao Zhou explain alone." After saying that, he gave me a look and slipped away.

I had no choice but to ask Director Jiang to work with me upstairs and to my small office to listen to my report.

The bureau conference room is located on the 5th floor, and my office is on the 7th floor, in fact, if you are willing to exercise, this small staircase is nothing, compared with the 25,000 miles of the Red Army, it is the first step of the Long March, but Comrade Jiang has probably been pampered for a long time, standing firmly at the elevator door, and refusing to take a step forward on the side of the stairs, I had to accompany him to wait for the elevator, and greeted their whole family in my heart, with a respectful smile on his face.

Finally, the elevator arrived with a "ding" sound, I asked him to go in first, and he went in like a dog's leg, as soon as the door closed, there were only me and Jiang Ning in such a closed and narrow space, even if it was only a few seconds, it made me almost suffocate, so I had to lower my head like someone on the ground who had fallen 100 oceans, and I didn't dare to look at him, I was afraid that if I looked at it more, I would be a nymphomaniac!

But he didn't seem to want to let me go, and as soon as the door closed, he asked, "Is there any money on the ground?"

"No, no. ”

"Then what are you looking down for?"

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"Why are you still so thin...... "The elevator finally arrived, and he let me go.

I breathed a sigh of relief, and I still had some regrets.

This guy Jiang Ning always thinks I'm thin, saying that I'm like a reed stick, which always reminds him of all evil capitalism. In the spring of many years ago, he said with an angry face under a willow tree on the edge of the West Lake: "Zhou Hui, you are too unrighteous!"

I was called back from the beautiful scenery in front of me by his words, and I turned back to him and asked, "What's wrong with you? Today is a beautiful day, and it doesn't look like a sick day!"

"Go, go, what do you say, is it good for you to curse me?"

"Then what are you nagging?"

"You've been my girlfriend for so long, and you don't grow more meat, and you don't even feel a touch when you hold it, can't you eat more and gain weight?"

"Get out, how can men be like this, go out skinny, go home with 0 sense, you are so beautiful!"

"I don't have that much of a request, and besides, don't we go to bed either?I just want you to have 0 senses! I will talk about the flesh when I get to bed later!" he sat down and leaned against me on his right hand, "It's not good for your body to be too thin, a little longer flesh, I don't need you to have a body like a model." The tenderness in my eyes almost drowned me.

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The sky was blue, the water was green, the flowers were fragrant, and even the short messages were sent back, but now Jiang Ning was sitting on my office chair with a big grin, looking left and right, looking east and west, where there was a little bit of the appearance of a city leader, fortunately, Yao Gong had a field work meeting in the afternoon, otherwise where would I put my face? A strong contrast! Life is happy in contrast, compared with the past, I felt hellish pain.

Jiang Ning rummaged through things for a long time, and finally stopped, saw the office door completely open, walked over to cover the door, and then walked towards me, I nervously thought: This guy is not going to stretch out the criminal salty pig hand to me here!

The more I thought about it, the more terrifying it became, I blushed and pinched the communiqué and retreated behind the desk, I didn't want to go to me in the next second, he simply came to me, took my hand and took the communiqué, and then turned around and went to the sofa of the guest, crossed Erlang's legs, and spread out the notebook: "What are you nervous about? It's polite to cover the door of the office when you meet guests, you are the section chief, you don't understand this?"

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"What are you doing, come here, I'm afraid that I will eat you, I won't eat here if I want to eat, it's not that I haven't eaten. ”

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"I'll leave if I don't come again, I'll call your director!" he looked at me, his eyes blazing, his teeth grinning.

I sat beside him reluctantly under his threat, and began to instruct him on the common sense of the profession, during which he played a very serious student, occasionally holding my hand to see, sometimes pinching my hair to play, but always asking a few key statistics when I was angry, so that my anger could not be helpless.

When he finally asked what he wanted, I unconsciously said, "Did I say that I hate people in the Chinese department?"

"As I said, in October 2001, you said that you hated Chinese, especially one named Jiang Ning. ”

"Then you still provoke me, don't get out of here!"

"But I think you were duplicitous, and you loved me a lot back then. ”

"Get out of here, don't talk about the year, you're busy, it's rare for you to be a leader?!"

"If you don't call me to dinner, your director will blame you, Xiao Zhou. He looked at me with a smile and even a wink.

I suddenly remembered about the dinner, and asked him, "Why don't you go to Xue Bing looking for you to eat?"

"Do you want me to have dinner with the women who covet my beauty? ”

"Stinky beauty, go aside, wait for our Director Ding to be happy to accompany you to a simple light meal, Director Jiang!" he gritted his teeth and turned to ignore him.

This guy walked up behind me like a Xiao Qiang who couldn't be beaten, grabbed me, and said in a low voice: "I just want to eat with you." ”

……

Forced by the situation, I still had dinner with Director Jiang, the youngest director in the city, accompanied by Director Ding, during the banquet, he and Director Ding staggered, and talked about wine, and under Director Ding's persuasion, he almost even said how many diapers he used when he was a child, but when Director Ding asked: "Brother Jiang, now everyone drinks and doesn't talk about work, you are my brother, I can be a brother a few years older, why don't you tell the eldest brother, brother, how have you solved your personal affairs?"

Jiang Ning suddenly put down his wine glass, didn't say a word, and said to Director Ding for a while: "Thank you, big brother, for your concern, this is my own business." ”

After eating this meal, the idiot could also see that the atmosphere was moving from white-hot to glacial period, Director Ding understood that this was almost too much, and he didn't say anything at the moment, a few minutes later, he called the waiter to sign the order, walked hand in hand with Jiang Ning to the lobby, and asked with concern: "Does Director Jiang need to send a car to send you back?"

"No, I don't. He waved his hand, "I walk by myself, I like to walk." ”

"Where does Director Jiang's family live? I'll walk with you along the way. ”

"Fly White Apartment. ”

"Oh, is it in a community with Xiao Zhou's family, that's good, our Section Chief Zhou was also walking to and from work, just enough to accompany you to the river, you seem to be still alumni, I won't be caught in it, you can also chat." "This fellow, knowing that he had said the wrong thing, pushed a big burden on me, and left softly by himself, waving his hand, without taking a cloud with him.

How many years has it been since I walked on the street like this with Comrade Jiang Ning? I pinched my fingers and counted, the child born back then can now run all over the ground, we haven't seen each other for so many years, how can he pretend to be an acquaintance and get drunk on me?

The 101st time I pushed away the pig brain, I finally said: "The surname Jiang, in front of the public, what are you teasing me? I also pointed to the marrying person to get back all the red envelopes sent out, don't ruin my name." ”

Because the sound was too loud, I didn't pay attention to the surrounding situation for a while, and finally found that my hair fluttering did not get Jiang Ning's quick response, but attracted the strange eyes of many people, so I had to laugh and drag him to the stool on the side of the road to sit down, avoiding the caring eyes of many grandparents, uncles and aunts.

One of them finally had to return to the world after my three loud slaps, and the first thing he did was to grab the perpetrator's hand: "Why did you hit me so hard?"

"Who told you to drink so much? Didn't you pretend just now? I can't do it now, tell you to drink!"

He suddenly smiled, his eyes shining and shining, which reminded me of the children's rhyme of the year: big eyes that flickered and twinked...... Don't talk nonsense, let's talk about the point, where can I see the slightest trace of drunkenness in his smile, and I should be stupid, I have been tested by the party and the people for so many years, I have not grown my brain, I have mixed up with his situation, is it possible to have no pound height? This is only a bottle of red wine is a P!

Deceived again!

He smiled brightly, and I was so annoyed that I finally heard someone Jiang speak: "You still care about me so much, in the end, my wife is good." ”

"Who's your wife? We didn't get divorced a long time ago...... Cut, I was so stimulated by you that I was demented by my teenagers, and it was a breakup. ”

He stood up suddenly, pushed me away, and said coldly: "That's your feeling, it's never mine! I'm telling you now, if you want to marry, you can only marry me Jiang Ning, and you are not allowed to continue to go on blind dates everywhere!"

Then I walked to the side of the road, took a taxi and left, the whole process was only a minute, and I was stunned on the spot, and when I came back to my senses, someone and a car passed away without a trace!

I'm dancing on the side of the street, why is it that Jiang Ning guy beckons when he's cool, and the taxi stops, as if a director has arranged it, but I can barely even lap dance on the side of the road

CE, or can't wait for a taxi?!

Give me strength, O Almighty God, give me a taxi!