Chapter 156: Strange Two-Thing Illusion Demon Messenger

This guy has dizzy eyes and foams at the mouth.

It feels like the world is already spinning.

"Damn, how did the world start to move, I'm dizzy, I'm dizzy!"

The guy muttered as he staggered, looking like he was about to fall if he couldn't stand on his feet.

A few minutes later.

This can be regarded as a relief, he glared at Zhang Jun: "Bastard, dare to stun you Lao Tzu, I am a phantom messenger, you eat bear bile, right? I can't teach you a lesson!"

Phantom Bringleeer?

What's that?

Zhang Jun scolded secretly.

This guy's name is Tan Kuli, and he shouted and rushed towards Zhang Jun, wanting to beat Zhang Jun fatly.

However, when I looked at it again less than two minutes later, Tan Kuli didn't beat Zhang Jun, but he was beaten by Zhang Jun all over the ground to find his teeth.

Zhang Jun stood in place and stared at the two goods speechless for a while, and he had nothing to do but have nothing to do and had to fight with himself.

He smiled and talked to Kuli.

"Ah, ah, I'll take it, don't beat me again, if you want to beat me, don't hit me in the face, I eat with my face!" The guy covered his big face and didn't let go, as if it was so ugly and expensive.

Zhang Jun was speechless for a while.

Just looks like a bear, and he is ashamed to say that he eats with his face, which is really convincing.

"You're a magic messenger, aren't you? Okay, I'll talk to you. Zhang Jun said with a smile.

Tan Kuli became nervous, afraid that Zhang Jun would beat himself again.

"Talk, what are you talking about? Dude, at first, you knocked me down first, and you beat me so much that I couldn't take care of myself, how can this account be calculated? It's not fair!"

Zhang Jun rolled his eyes.

What's unfair?

It's you kid who wants to beat me first, whether I'm justified or not, you should be taught a lesson.

The guy said, "I, I don't want to talk to you now, say goodbye!"

As he spoke, the guy was about to rush in and out of the entrance of the monastic realm.

However, of course Zhang Jun couldn't tell him to run, he was forced back: "Dude, we haven't finished talking yet, what are you running?"

"I, I'm going to the monastic realm. Tan Kuli whispered, it was very afraid of Zhang Jun.

Zhang Junyi frowned, this person from the Phantom Demon Clan.

Why go to the monastic realm?

That guy gave a strange reason for Zhang Jun to laugh, he had long heard that the beauties in the cultivation world were like clouds, and the food thieves were energetic, he wanted to taste it, and it was good to go to the mountains and rivers.

Zhang Jun smiled, hehe, I am the same as you.

"I heard that you, the demon girl of the Phantom Mansion, are like clouds, and I heard that the food of the snake, insects, rats and ants is very distinctive, and I want to come and play, or you can lead the way, I see you can do it." ”

Zhang Jun didn't kill that talk, just to ask this guy to lead the way.

After all, I have never been to the Phantom Mansion, and with this guy, everything will be much easier.

"Damn, I'm a demon messenger, how can I give you a stinky boy to guide the way?"

Zhang Jun's eyes were very sharp.

"Who is scolding the stinky boy, do you need me to give you a few more strokes?"

"Hmph, I'm not afraid of you!"

The guy pouted.

Zhang Jun directly pulled out his sword: "If you kid don't obey me, then it's useless, you have to stab you with a sword." ”

"Ah, this!" Tan Kuli immediately slumped down, and he looked indignant just now.

In the next second, he squeezed out a smile: "Hehe, boss, you are really discerning, I am a very qualified tour guide, you are looking for me to find the right person, I have all the ways of the Phantom Mansion here, that is to close my eyes can walk there." ”

"Don't ink, get up for me and go!" Zhang Jun kicked the guy's ass and shouted, "Let's find a place for your eldest brother and me to rest first." ”

"Hey, obey, Boss!"

Tan Kuli smiled cheaply.

However, he was indignant in his heart, just now he clearly saw that he was going to leave this Illusory Demon Mansion and enter the cultivation realm, but he didn't expect to run into Zhang Jun.

Damn, that's too much of a back.

Tan Kuli led Zhang Jun forward.

Zhang Jun found that everything in the realm of this phantom clan was like hell, there was no vitality at all, and even the trees were so dry that they couldn't be done.

He asked the two goods directly.

"Hey, second goods, your Phantom Mansion is so gloomy, and you don't get angry at all. ”

"You're the second goods, I have my own name, please call me the messenger of the Dry Illusion, naturally, buddy, it's okay for you to call me Shuaiguo, haha. "It's shameless to talk about it.

A long black line on Zhang Jun's head.

I didn't expect someone to be even more shameless than myself, the name Shuai Guo is his exclusive endorsement name, and it was actually occupied by those two goods.

This is an act of misappropriation of other people's copyrights, and it is good not to hold it accountable.

Damn, shameless!

Zhang Jun glared at Tan Kuli, these two goods looked like a deflated cucumber, sobbing and smoking, which didn't look like a good thing, and even licked his face and called himself a handsome pot.

Zhang Jun was speechless.

"Hey, buddy, I advise you to be a little self-aware, I think you should call it a deflated cucumber. ”

What?

I even called myself a deflated cucumber!

Lao Tzu looks so handsome and compelling, is this kid blind?

The two were speechless, but they didn't dare to call to refute Zhang Jun, they were afraid that Zhang Jun would beat themselves again.

"Dude, please call your eldest brother and I Zhang Jun, I don't mind if you call me the boss!" Zhang Jun said lightly.

Zhang Jun was very puzzled.

A character like the Phantom Demon Emissary, why don't you carry a little bit of people behind your back, and still shout that you are the Phantom Demon Emissary.

Aren't you afraid of being beaten up?

Besides, how can you look at the cultivation and ability of these two goods, it doesn't look like they can be used as phantom messengers.

"Hmph! no one dares to mess with Lao Tzu!"

Tan Kuli raised his head, looking like no one looked down on him.

"This one, I'm the boss, I'm the sky, my magic messenger is not easy to bully!"

Zhang Jun really couldn't listen to it.

He smacked the shameless head hard: "Hehe, after I come, you will be nothing!"

Tan Kuli really wanted to beat Zhang Jun in his heart, but he still didn't dare, because he really couldn't beat Zhang Jun.

"Hehe, boss, if you have any orders, just mention it, I am happy to serve my little brother. ”

Well, yes, yes, you kid is on the road.

Zhang Junbei smiled and nodded slightly, this is two and two.

However, people are very supportive, and there is nothing bad about them.

In this way, the two walked forward together, walking together, Zhang Jun found that the place of the Phantom Demon Mansion was like a desert, there was no reference, a little lost in the feeling of self, everything was gray.

Zhang Jun talked with these two goods, and they talked about what they didn't have, but they could talk very well.

After walking for more than half an hour, Zhang Jun finally saw a small town in front of him.

"Hey, Boss, let's get here. Tan Kuli looked forward: "Boss, the demons here are more familiar with this place than me, or you can change someone to toss, I still have to rush to the cultivation world to play in the mountains and drinks, eat and drink, and say goodbye." ”