Speaking of Dongwan Village, people in all towns and towns know one sentence:

There are four big ones in Dongwan Village, mosquitoes are bigger than flies, wasps are bigger than sparrows, women's farts are bigger than millstones, and sons-in-law are older than their father-in-law.

When Zhao Zhenhua heard this sentence before, he always felt that it was, and someone else buried Dongwan Village.

Don't say anything else, about women's farts stocks, Zhao Zhenhua has carefully observed.

Among the women in the village, only Xiuzhen, the wife of the pig killer Wang Xiang, has a small fart, big and full, and the cracked pants are about to come out, and she can compete with the grinding plate. That's also a good life, married to a pig slaughterer, there is meat to eat every day, pork for human flesh, and it has been piled up for many years.

However, on the day Annette Lu got married, Zhao Zhenhua suddenly discovered that the "Big Four" in Dongwan Village all existed, which was real and impossible to ignore.

That was thirty-three years ago.

Annette Lu and Zhao Zhenhua were high school classmates, as well as Qi Lei in the village.

In the first half of the year, the three of them were still studying hard in the No. 2 Middle School of the county fifty miles away, counting on the title of the gold list to glorify their ancestors.

It was about that year's examiner who couldn't do it, and once the list was revealed, Zhao Zhenhua and Qi Lei and Lu Xiulian fell to Sun Shan at the same time, like a bird with broken wings, falling on the land of their hometown.

Now, summer has just passed, and when it is autumn, Annette Lu is getting married.

The convoy of three vans and a large four-wheeled tractor was used to pull people and tractors to pull dowries.

The dowry got into the car, and the bride Annette Lu also got in the car.

The team that picked up the relatives lit the cannons, and in the crackling sound, the convoy slowly set off.

Zhao Zhenhua stood in the middle of the dirt road behind his house, and stared coldly at the oncoming wedding car.

The dirt road at the foot splits Dongwan Village and divides it into two natural villages, north and south. Annette Lu's family lives in the easternmost part of Beizhuang in Dongwan Village, which is the only way for her to get married.

The dirt road goes all the way to the west, extending to the town five miles away, and from the town, you can transfer to the bustling city.

Zhao Zhenhua has thought countless times that he must make money and make a fortune, and then pave this road with black and shiny asphalt, and install street lamps on both sides, which is as spacious and beautiful as the main road in the city. At that time, this road will have a name, called Zhenhua Road.

But Zhao Zhenhua didn't expect that among the three classmates, Annette Lu was the first person to leave from this road, went straight to the city, and completely abandoned everything in Dongwan Village.

On the day the college entrance examination results were released, behind the house of Qi Lei's house, under the gardenia tree, Zhao Zhenhua and Qi Lei Lu Xiulian followed the Taoyuan Three Alliances, put wine and incense, and swore to the gardenia tree that they would go together and stay together. If you leave, you won't come back, unless you return to your hometown with a high chariot and a fine clothes; if you stay, you will compete with this piece of yellow earth, and you will be upside down and generous, and dare to teach the sun and the moon to change the sky.

Qi Lei drank too much that night, and said with a big tongue: "Let's stay first, and then talk about it for two years; if you are still so poor after two years, go out!"

Annette Lu also drank too much, shook her head and said:

"Gou Jian is also three years, right? If you want to turn over within two years, it's impossible. So, I plan to stay in Dongwan Village for the rest of my life. Zhenhua, are you right?" As she spoke, Xiulian glanced at Zhao Zhenhua, rippling in the autumn waves.

Zhao Zhenhua understood Xiulian's eyes, staying here for the rest of her life, that is, she was going to marry in this village.

Who do you marry? Qi Lei's appearance, three inches of Dinggu bark, standing with people like a monkey, standing with a monkey like a person, Xiulian can't look down on it.

Therefore, Zhao Zhenhua knew what Xiulian meant, she wanted to be with herself, forever and forever.

The words are still in my ears, and the man who swore to stay for the rest of his life is going to get married.

Zhao Zhenhua stopped on the way to Lu Xiulian's marriage, just to ask to understand, is it that as a woman, you can talk and not count!?

The wedding car carrying the bride is approaching, and the firecrackers are still ringing loudly, and the smoke of gunpowder is in the nose.

Zhao Zhenhua felt that he was a defeated soldier, a tragic defeated soldier, and he was standing on the battlefield full of gunsmoke and artillery fire at this moment. That sound of firecrackers was the enemy's intensive machine guns, and every shot hit his Zhao Zhenhua's heart.

Zhao Zhenhua is not the only one who sees the excitement on this dirt road.

The villagers, who were seven long and eight short, all stood on both sides of the dirt road, stretching their necks, looking at the approaching convoy and Zhao Zhenhua in the middle of the road.

Everyone thinks that Zhao Zhenhua is a little weird, watching the excitement, and I don't know how to block the road while standing aside? Don't you want to learn from the mountain king of Wagangzhai, I planted this tree, and I opened this road?

Song Rengui, an old bachelor in the village and a hemp father, squatted on the side of the road, smoking a cigarette, squinting his eyes, and shouted at Zhao Zhenhua: "Xiao Huazi, what are you doing standing in the middle of the road?

Zhao Zhenhua didn't seem to hear it, didn't move, and didn't say anything. This reaction made the villagers feel even more strange.

Ma Dad's nephew, Song Jiacai, a little bachelor, walked up, patted Zhao Zhenhua on the shoulder, and grinned: "Huazi, are you standing here motionless, pretending to be a robber and robbing?

There was a lot of laughter all around, gossiping, and they all pointed at Zhao Zhenhua. As today's bride, Annette Lu was robbed of the limelight by Zhao Zhenhua.

"Go aside!" Zhao Zhenhua glared at Song Jiacai.

Song Jiacai was bored, shrugged, and retreated to the side of the road stupidly.

The wedding car came bumping, slowly approached, and stopped in front of Zhao Zhenhua.

The bride Annette Lu sat in the passenger seat of the first car, and there was a glass between her and Zhao Zhenhua.

Zhao Zhenhua can see every strand of Lu Xiulian's hair clearly, see the pink hairpin on her head, see her lowered eyes and curved eyelashes, and see every pattern on her red wedding dress.

But Zhao Zhenhua couldn't see Annette Lu's expression clearly, because Annette Lu didn't have any expression on her face at all, like a puppet.

Matchmaker Hao Guolan walked up, with a piece of sores plaster on the bridge of her nose, and said with a smile: "Zhenhua let me go, today is a good year, a good month, a good day, don't delay Xiulian's time." ”

In the team of the man's kiss, a Sven man in his forties wearing glasses also came over and handed over a cigarette, and said with a smile: "Brother smokes a cigarette, borrow a ......"

Zhao Zhenhua didn't look at Hao Guolan at all, didn't look at the man who was smoking cigarettes, and didn't take cigarettes, but through the car glass, he stared at Lu Xiulian's face and said:

"The rules of Dongwan Village are good things come in pairs. When the bride gets married, everyone comes to say goodbye and celebrate. Therefore, the likes of cigarettes and sweets are all double. If you don't believe me, ask the bride. ”

Sven Man was stunned for a moment, and then smiled: "Yes, yes, good things come in pairs, it should be!" As he spoke, he took out another cigarette from the cigarette case, and the two cigarettes were side by side and handed them to Zhao Zhenhua.

Zhao Zhenhua still didn't take the cigarette, and said lightly: "The good thing I said comes in pairs, it is two packs of cigarettes, not two cigarettes." ”

The Sven man was stunned for a moment, frowned, and said, "Two packs of cigarettes, how can there be such a rule?"

Zhao Zhenhua pulled the corners of his mouth and smiled, then raised his voice and said: "I'm talking about the people present, all men, two packs of cigarettes per person, and all women, two packs of sugar per person." Good things come in pairs, and that's the rule of Dongwan Village. ”

The Sven man changed color, his neck lengthened, and he said in a loud voice: "What? Two packs of cigarettes per person? Aren't you slandering?"

Zhao Zhenhua still stared at Lu Xiulian's face, and said coldly: "I didn't slander anyone, Dongwan Village is the rule, you can ask the bride." ”

While watching the lively Song Jiacai, he shouted at the top of his voice: "Yes, yes, Dongwan Village has this rule, good things come in pairs, two packs of cigarettes per person!"

Now Song Jiacai understands that Zhao Zhenhua blocked the road and begged for cigarettes. In that case, why don't you make a fuss and ask for two packs of cigarettes to smoke? If you can't get two packs, you can get one pack!

Song Jiacai had such thoughts, and most of the villagers also had such thoughts, so they shouted with a smile: "That's right, the rules of Dongwan Village are two packs of cigarettes per person!

Seeing the battle of the villagers, the Sven man immediately coaxed, hurriedly took out his cigarette, and made a circle, and smiled:

"Uncles, aunts, sisters-in-law, sisters-in-law, sisters Two days later, when the bride returns to the door, I will ask the groom to bring more cigarettes and candy to make up for everyone, okay?"

The matchmaker Hao Guolan also helped to speak, and she made a gesture, whispering, her fat face, and her smile was as bright as a chrysanthemum.

The villagers all felt that it was almost over, so someone said: "Zhenhua, let them go, you can't take it seriously if you're joking." With so many people, two packs of cigarettes per person, who can have such an atmosphere!"

When Hao Guolan and Sven Man heard this, they were like an amnesty, and they hurled at the people who said good things one after another.

Zhao Zhenhua didn't move, and said: "You said that you can make up for it on the day you go back, it's okay." It's just talking in vain, empty words, asking the bride to get out of the car and give me an IOU. ”

Song Jiacai followed up again: "Yes, yes, yes, let the bride get out of the car and make an IOU!"

Sven's eyes were on fire, he clenched his fists, and wanted to be rough with Zhao Zhenhua, but he didn't dare, his chest rose and fell in anger, and his nose was whirring. If his nose will breathe fire like a red child, the Sven man will definitely sacrifice the true fire of Samadhi, roast Zhao Zhenhua to death here, bake him into a ball of ashes, and then step on a few more feet.

When the bride gets married out of her mother's house, she can't get off the car on the road, she must go to the door of her mother-in-law's house and be carried into the marriage room by her husband. Even if she is incontinent, the bride has to sit in the car. It's called having a good ride from the beginning to the end. Let the bride get off halfway, isn't this a curse that people are husband and wife halfway?

Hao Guolan was also exhausted of patience, put away her smiling face, rushed to Zhao Zhenhua, took out the pungent nature and tongue fighting kung fu of the three aunts and six women, crossed her hands on her waist, and roared at full power:

"I think your baby is poor and crazy! Grab money! Bandits! This road belongs to your family! Why don't you let people go? Why do you ask people for two packs of cigarettes? People owe you! Does Dongwan Village have such a rule? Pull your mother's eggs! My mother has been a matchmaker all her life, and I have never heard of your mother and your sister! You have an ugly buttocks, and your pants cover it, and your face is so ugly, you don't take off your pants to cover it? Shameless, right!?"

Hao Guolan's scolding is not enough, although the words are like knives, they are commonplace in the countryside and do not have much lethality. But as soon as Hao Guolan started scolding, the saliva and bad breath were majestic and turbulent, overwhelming, extremely powerful, and overwhelming.

Zhao Zhenhua stood in place, facing Hao Guolan's tsunami-like saliva and bad breath, as strong as a wangfu stone on the seaside, not giving an inch, his eyes were resolute, and he said word by word: "I'm still crazy today, it's just shameless! If you don't give cigarettes or IOUs, let the car run over me!"

This sentence completely angered Hao Guolan, and the battle escalated instantly, developing from mouth to hand.

Hao Guolan pounced in a snort, took Zhao Zhenhua's lower three ways, tore his trouser belt with his hand, and scolded:

"The old lady has to pull your pants today, so that everyone can see if you are a man, and whether there is a man's thing in the crotch of your pants! The woman who squats and pees is also more backbone than you, a man who pees standing up! If you are poor and crazy, you will come to blackmail people for money?!"