What is a hammer called?

Yang Shubao saw it this time.

One baboon didn't know what was hiding in the treetops, and two mandrills sprang out, their skilful division of labor, one grabbing the baboon's head and choking it by the neck, the other pounding it violently.

Yang Shubao looked at it with a strong grin, it was so ruthless!

No wonder the ancient Chinese regarded mandrills as ghosts, this thing looks hideous, red and blue, and has thick fangs, if someone walks in the mountains and suddenly encounters such a thing, he is not so frightened that he pulls his pants on the spot and counts his anorectal sphincter developed and powerful!

But he didn't worry about the baboon, the mandrill was just hammering it, not tearing it with its fangs.

The mandrill's most offensive weapon is the fangs, they have well-developed fangs, and the ranking of the group status is based on the size of the fangs, the longer and more developed the fangs, the higher the status.

If they really want to attack their opponents, they must use their fangs to bite them.

The mandrill became a prisoner, Yang Shubao felt that he had become a tyrant, and the baboon was naturally a slave oppressed by the tyrant.

There are baboons and many dogs to clean and clean, and the garbage that blooms everywhere in the reserve is cleaned up in a few days.

Then, New Year's Day came.

Kurutantan came to the reserve again, but not for animals, but for gifts.

Yang Shubao opened the box and looked at it carefully, and nodded with satisfaction: "It's good, it's beautiful, I like it very much." ”

He used three 'very' in a row, and Kurutantan was also very happy, he said: "Time is a little short, in fact, it is still a little rough, next time give me more time, I will let our craftsmen carve it for you." ”

Yang Shubao patted the box and said, "That's good, by the way, why don't you send animals to the reserve during this time?"

"Because we don't go out hunting these days, we're all doing handicrafts, which is very profitable, and now it's enough to buy meat and food with the money we earn, so we don't have to hunt anymore," Kurutantan said. ”

In some magazines and newspapers, the propaganda of African tribes says that they are born hunters, and the interest in hunting wild animals has been engraved into their genes, but in fact, this is a calf, and there is only one thing that is really engraved into their genes, that is, enjoyment.

Hunting is a matter of physical strength and energy, and as long as there is food, no one wants to work hard.

Yang Shubao has nothing to say about this, this is the survival concept of the Sang people.

There is wine today and drunk today, and tomorrow there is no wine to steal wine and drink, and then continue to get drunk.

It was another year of Chinese New Year's Eve, Yang Shubao went to the sea for New Year's Eve this time, and he and Nicole, Zhang Jinjie and Agatha, Duren and Lu Penghui, six people went to sea together in the afternoon.

Before leaving, the yacht started in the bay, Zhang Jinjie looked at the radar and said in surprise: "Old man, you have a lot of fish in the bay." ”

The bay is not Yang Shubao's, but it is close to the protected area, and there are no fishing grounds or fishing boats around, so it is regarded as his territory.

Yang Shubao said: "Of course there are a lot, what you see is a white dolphin, we can't catch dolphins." ”

Zhang Jinjie shook his head: "No, I'm not talking about white dolphins, don't you see that there is an analysis on the screen? There is a lionfish underwater, although this fish is poisonous but very delicious, do you want to fish for two nights for supper? The taste is really good, I have eaten it." ”

The scientific name of the lionfish is scorpionfish, a more common fish in the Indian Ocean, it has poisonous spines on its back, and it will stretch out after feeling the crisis, like a porcupine, so Lao Yang thinks that this fish should be called porcupine fish, I don't know why it is called lionfish.

The yacht dropped anchor and came to a stop.

Yang Shubao distributed the fishing rod to Du Lun and Lu Penghui and said, "There are a lot of fish here, let's catch a few fish before going out." ”

Lu Penghui lifted his beach pants and said: "Mr. Yang, I don't think we need to go to sea, it's good to stay in this bay, you see the scenery is good, it's safe, there are more fish here, where do you say the sea can compare to us here, right?"

Durham added: "The main reason is that Agatha has a big belly, and it is too bumpy to go to the open sea, and I am afraid that she will not feel very good." ”

Yang Shubao felt that this made sense, and he told Zhang Jinjie, Zhang Jinjie was very regretful: "I still want to find a new beach." ”

"Forget it, let's look for it later, today is Chinese New Year's Eve, not suitable for adventure." Nicole also vetoed the proposal.

The yacht docked in the middle of the bay, the sea breeze blowing, the waves drifting, and the yacht swaying vigorously.

Yang Shubao squatted at the stern of the boat and looked down at the water, the sea water was clear, and the afternoon sun penetrated through the clear sea.

If you look around the border, the sea is beautiful, and he casts the Ganlin technique into the bay almost every day, and the corals and anemones under the water are vigorous and vigorous, and the sea bottom is full of colors.

In this way, when the sun hits the bottom of the sea, the light is reflected, and the colorful colors are carried into the seawater, so that the circle of the ocean becomes beautiful.

Nicole took a deep breath and spread her arms and said, "It's so beautiful." ”

YANG SHUBAO GENTLY WRAPPED HIS ARMS AROUND HER WAIST FROM BEHIND, AND LU PENGHUI NEXT TO HIM DUBBED: "YOU-JUMP, I-JUMP!"

Zhang Jinjie poked his head out of the cab and shouted, "Old man, your big turtle is here!"

Yang Shubao hurriedly looked into the sea, but there was no sign of the leatherback turtle, so he cast a little fountain of life, ready to attract it and ride it for a while.

Leatherback turtles are really powerful!

As a result, it was not only the leatherback turtles that were attracted, but also four or five white dolphins, who swam over in one breath, and then a white dolphin suddenly emerged from the water, and the waves were surging, and Yang Shubao, who was lying on the stern of the boat and looking down, was slapped by the sea.

"I got a headshot. Duren laughed.

Lu Penghui maliciously glanced at Yang Shubao's wet pants: "What details did you say, which head was exploded?"

Yang Shubao said: "I have to find a girlfriend for the two of you quickly, why are you two so sassy now?"

Duren was dissatisfied: "What does it have to do with me?"

Lu Penghui said with a smile: "Why does it have nothing to do with you? It has the most to do with you! Do you know why we went to be a singer in a fast food restaurant on Christmas Eve? That's a free singer." ”

Duren sneered: "Don't say it, don't say it, be quiet, I've got a fish hooked here." ”

Uncle Yang was interested: "You have a fart fish there who is hooked, tell me, why did you go to help for free?"

Lu Penghui touched his nose a little embarrassed, and said: "Richard fooled his stomach, saying that these foreigners are very open, and the girls inside like talented men the most, because talented and generous men are the most attractive, and then their stomachs are complaining......"

"What happened to him at that time? Singing and singing and running down, twisting his ass while soaking, what's the matter, you have a motor on your ass?"

Duren smiled but said nothing.

Lu Penghui said: "Why don't you say it, haven't you always been better than me?"

Duren said slowly, "What are you talking about? ”

Lu Penghui was stunned: "What do you mean?"

Durham took off his T-shirt and had lip and tooth marks on his chest.

All of a sudden, Lu Penghui was stunned.