I haven't gone on a blind date since November last year.

I have always read on the Internet that people say that they will always be taken on a blind date during the Spring Festival, but I still don't believe it.

In the past, I went on a blind date at any time, but I didn't go on a blind date during the Chinese New Year.

But I really ran into it today.

The story begins on January 30th.

It was my cousin's wedding day.

My cousin was born on December 12, 95, and his daughter-in-law is three years older than him, to be precise, his daughter-in-law is older than me.

I was born on December 31, 92, and his daughter-in-law was born in June 92.

Let's not talk about other people's things, let's talk about the beginning of my blind date.

He got married that day, and I went as a matter of course.

By the way, I gave him a 1000 red envelope, and then I drove a wedding car, but there was no red envelope for me.

Ahem, the book is back to business.

At the wedding that day, an old sister of my grandmother also came.

Maybe I saw that I was more handsome, so I talked about it after coming and going.

The grandmother said that her niece's children were also single, so why don't the two children meet?

My grandmother immediately agreed.

I don't care, I'll see you when I see it.

And so it is today.

Last night, I stayed up late until four o'clock in the morning, and before 8 o'clock in the morning, my dad scooped it up for me: "It's one o'clock in the afternoon!

As soon as I opened my eyes, I looked at my watch... My father, is it your blind date or my blind date?

But there is no way, start~

So I got up, shaved, washed my face and brushed my teeth, finished lunch, changed my clothes and combed my hair to look like an adult, and went to pick up someone.

As soon as we meet!

Ooh~~~!

Visually measure the weight of 130~140 with a height of 1.55 meters!

Nice, daddy, this is the girl you're talking about!

In fact, it's not that I judge people by their appearance, but the first thing I see on a blind date is not the first impression.

Actually, it doesn't matter if you're fat, if it's a potential stock, right?

What's more, I'm not the kind of person who is unreasonable, so I set off with others.

I wanted to go to the movies, but later I found out that the recent screenings were full.

Let's go to a café.

But we have few cafes here, and few of them are open for the Chinese New Year.

So in the end, I had to go to Starbucks under Wangfujing.

It's the Starbucks that only has a medium cup, a large cup, and an extra-large cup.

Go in and order a cup of coffee casually, a cup of 58.

Forget it, blind date, happiness is the most important thing, money is outside the body, just order.

Then sit there and start talking.

I'm actually very introverted.

The reason why I write at home, in addition to love, is that I don't have to contact the customer's boss.

But it can't be helped, people don't like to talk.

On the way, when I asked where I was going, the answer was always one word: "Hmm".

Me: "Did you watch a movie?"

Girl: "Hmm. ”

Me: "The movie is out of tickets, café?"

"Hmm. ”

"What do you like to do?"

"Hmm. ”

"What's your favorite food?"

"Hmm. ”

“......”

I can't talk anymore these days.

So I had to introduce myself first.

Actually, now I'm letting go.

I still remember the first time I went on a blind date, as soon as the girl sat down, she slipped away with questions.

"What kind of work? Is there a garage? How much is the salary? ”

At that time, I didn't understand, and I was quite resistant, I thought to myself, what about your police station to check my household registration? Why don't you ask me if I am a man or a woman?

Do you want my ID card to show you?

So later, I also asked her a question: "Sister, I just have a question." Have you ever had a baby?"

Of course, that first blind date ended here.

Now that I think about it, it's true that I did something wrong.

Blind date, that's what it is, it's not about falling in love, what should everyone do.

Actually, it's kind of weird right now.

I had a good female friend before.

I usually make all kinds of jokes or something, and I treat people as buddies completely.

Later she hinted that I was chasing her.

I think people are good, so let's chase them.

As a result, people have changed at this time.

Became a little princess.

What could be said before cannot be said now.

The jokes that used to be made can't be made now.

Every day, I guess what other people think, and that face changes faster than a book.

Well, I can't hide if I can't afford to provoke me.

Everyone is an only child, who is not the intimate little padded jacket of their parents?

So I embarked on a blind date......

The topic pulls back.

Let's sit there, she watches Tik Tok in a muffled voice, and I desperately find a topic.

I asked people about their hobbies, and they loved to follow dramas.

I became interested: "Costume or love?"

Girl: "Idol drama." ”

Well, another topic.

I started talking about my psychology when I wrote it, how I conceived the plot, and how excited I was when I suddenly thought of a good idea.

They said, "I don't." ”

Well, then change the subject.

I started talking about my previous job (the reason why I don't talk about her work is because she just quit her job a few years ago, and I change my face when I mention my job, and I'm not the kind of person who doesn't look at the atmosphere and simply doesn't talk about that topic).

I said that I used to do weddings, corporate videos, and education.

No one is interested.

Then I said that I was doing a WeChat public account before I wrote it, and eh~ people are interested.

"Do you know Mimon?"

I was shocked, and I suddenly felt bad.

"Yes, yes. Last year, I also met Mimeng at the official account Internet conference in Xinbanglang. ”

The girl was excited: "Isn't she very beautiful? ”

Me: "Uh...... That's all P's, real people aren't beautiful, and they're quite fat. ”

Girl: "But she writes well." ”

Me: "......"

It seems that this is indeed a fan of Mimon.

In other words, I have almost 1,000 WeChat friends, and the Mi content rate is about 3 percent, that is, more than 30 friends have followed Mimeng.

But I never knew which thirty or so people were.

Anyway, since I can see who among my WeChat friends likes this public account, the like rate of Mimeng's article has plummeted, which is too true.

Then we started talking about Mimon.

Girl: "Mimon's essay resonates with me. ”

Me: "Uh-huh. ”

I also understand Mimon's routine.

is to invent a false word that seems to be true, such as a man's shortcomings, and then desperately amplify it, use language to provoke the hatred of little girls, and finally another girl counterattacks and marries a better man to slap her face.

Isn't this the same routine we wrote!

Actually, I appreciate women's rights.

In the past, women had little work, and the feminists were not satisfied: "Men and women are equal! We have to fight for our own status! Why do we work less? You are discriminating against women! We also demand the same work! We can also support ourselves independently!"

Taizu has said: "Women can hold up half the sky!"

This is the true feminism that I admire.

is not the current group of Muyang dogs on Weibo, and the so-called "marrying into a wealthy family" and the like.

It is said that there is a large bride price and "marrying into a wealthy family", isn't this kind of objectification of women themselves?

Even if there is really that kind of person who is considerate of you, still does housework and cooking, and starts a company to make a lot of money, and is still young and handsome...

Are you sure you can really achieve their goals?

Therefore, everyone has three views and discord, so don't talk about it.

So we chatted happily, and she had a great sense of attracting me as a confidant.

Finally, on the way home.

I asked her who her favorite idol was.

She said: "TF's three little ones. ”

Then she asked me.

I said: "I like Wu Yifan, skr~~"