opened the conversation box and showed great interest to Xiang Yu.

People, no matter who they are, they like to listen to compliments, right, and they like to be exaggerated in front of outsiders.

There is light on the face.

"Tell me, what kind of person is your son?"

The enthusiasm and expectation on Xiang Yu's face were not fake, they fell under the eyes of Bei Mei and Li Xue, but they were full of scheming.

Lao Xiang scratched his head as if he was distressed, "My son, what do you say......

"Uh-huh......"

Although Lao Xiang rarely praises Xiang Yu in person, as a son, he can feel the love from his "single" father through his daily performance.

For example, when Yuan Hongmei's existence was not washed away by the Mary Sue modifier, she was in charge of the family's affairs.

Xiang Yu in the past never knew that Lao Xiang, like Comrade Yuan Hongmei, was also so capable.

Until, life changed, Comrade Yuan Hongmei's memory as a mother was insidiously erased by Mary Sue modifier, and Lao Xiang naturally replaced Comrade Yuan Hongmei, thinking about Xiang Yu's life, his three meals a day, he didn't even need to adapt to the process, he was extremely skilled.

Therefore, even if Comrade Yuan Hongmei is not around, Xiang Yu's life is not chaotic because of this, and it is not much different from before.

All of the above is the credit of Lao Xiang.

With his silent dedication, during this period, Xiang Yu did not suffer too much of a gap.

Sometimes, he also thinks that this is the heavy father's love.

Moisturizing things silently.

Xiang Yuzheng, who was immersed in his memories, was moved, and Lao Xiang, who didn't know how to express it, suddenly scratched his head.

"My son, how to say, is a freak. Then, he laughed out loud.

It's as if some switch has been turned on.

I didn't stop for half a day.

Xiang Yu: ......

Father, what about heavy fatherly love?

Is your moisturizer silent?

Even Bei Mei and Li Xue didn't expect Lao Xiang to be like this, they all had a demented expression: cough cough, under normal circumstances, shouldn't you praise your own children?

They even have a fresh amount of rainbow farts ready.

Outcome...... What's going on?

Calm down, Xiang Yu was unwilling.

It shouldn't be like this.

Today, I must let Lao Xiang boast about himself in front of outsiders!

So, Xiang Yu used his brain a little, laughed dryly, and guided: "Is it because your uncle's son is so good that you smile so happily?"

Xiang Yu had a villain with a gloomy face in his heart, and his expression was so bad that he almost took out a knife and threatened: Say it quickly, just say how good your baby son is!

As a result, Lao Xiang, who couldn't stop the car with a smile, slapped the armrest of the chair suddenly, "I laughed because he ...... My son is really a freak. ”

Xiang Yu: ......

Well, you're always happy.

However, my father, you see that you are smiling so happily and saying that your son is a freak, have you ever thought that it is because the upper beam is not correct and the lower beam is crooked?

Xiang Yu gave up, but his father was still chattering there, "That kid's mind is like being admitted to a psychiatric hospital, and all kinds of strange ideas will pop up all the time......"

Xiang Yu: ......

The description of a mental hospital in my head is quite strange.

And, what's the matter with your proud tone, my dear father?

Can I understand that you are complimenting me?

"In the past, his way of acting was already very strange, normal people can't keep up with his brain circuits, and in recent days there has been a more powerful trend. ”

Xiang Yu: !!

From this sentence, he decomposed more useful information: Is Shao Meiyun in trouble!

As Lao Xiang laughed out loud for no reason, and his puzzling words, Bei Mei and Li Xue secretly exchanged glances, and that expression seemed to say-the big guy can't be a psychopath, right?

Because their goal has not been achieved, they have to pretend to be very interested, and ask perfunctorily: "What's wrong with your son lately?"

Speaking of this, Lao Xiang smiled like a male duck pinched by the neck.

"Xiao Yu, as a manly husband, would sit on the toilet when he peed...... Aha!"

Xiang Yu: ......

Bei Mei and Li Xue pulled down three vertical lines on their foreheads, and said "haha" twice perfunctorily.

"I found out and explained in a panic that this is more comfortable?"

Gradually, with years of getting along with Lao Xiang's understanding of Lao Xiang, Xiang Yu observed that his father began to be wrong...... The dough is twitching......

Sure enough, the smile on his face became less and less, and his fingers unconsciously began to buckle the armrest next to him.

Xiang Yu: Look at what good things Shao Meiyun has done, ruining my image!

Bei Mei and Li Xue were both very shrewd, and when they noticed that something was wrong with the atmosphere, their laughter became more and more dry.

Lao Xiang continued to complain.

Yes, now you can clearly feel that he is whining.

"It's okay to sit on the toilet and pee, once he changed clothes, I pushed the door in to look for something, and he actually covered Yuehun and scream......ed!

Xiang Yu: I don't admit it, I don't!

In the past, I definitely didn't hang around without my underwear.

The most recent one was back when I was twelve......

Recalling that scene, Lao Xiang crossed his arms and gestured to the front of the moon.

The more he compared, the more anxious he became, and he let out a "sigh" of hatred and steel, and put his arm down heavily.

Xiang Yu: ......

Judging from the current situation, Shao Meiyun did not hide it very well.

After all, she is surrounded by people - grandparents, Lao Xiang, and Comrade Yuan Hongmei.

Fortunately, he lives alone, and has not been noticed until now.

The scene cooled down, Bei Mei and Li Xue looked at each other in private, and they really didn't know what to say.

Xiang Yu rubbed his forehead vigorously - he had a headache!

Just as he was hesitating to say anything to dispel Lao Xiang's doubts, he saw him raise his head again, as if recalling a terrifying scene, and his pupils fluttered very much.

"Also, that day, I saw her holding scissors and ......"

Seeing Lao Xiang's gaze glancing down, Xiang Yu: !!

No way!

In the past, she didn't offend Shao Meiyun, and she was able to change her body back if she found a way, why was she so vicious that she wanted to cut off my life!

Fortunately, Lao Xiang quickly completed the words, "...... According to the clothes, it is a pair of scissors, and he also takes out a needle and thread to sew and mend, saying that he doesn't like the style of the clothes and wants to improve it himself. ”

Xiang Yu breathed a sigh of relief: Fortunately, he thought too much.

Wait, what Shao Meiyun did was really inappropriate, it completely exposed the girl's various behavioral characteristics, and if it goes on like this, sooner or later it will be exposed!

Now that she has returned from the countryside, she will find a time to come out another day and admonish her.

The wine and food came up, and Lao Xiang was sad and drunk alone.

Xiang Yu couldn't stand it, so he poured himself a glass and collided with the wine glass in Lao Xiang's hand, "Uncle, will I drink with you?"

"Can you drink?" said Lao Xiang with a look of surprise.

After taking a bite, Xiang Yu, who was not used to the spicy taste, said "Siha", "In the past, I would occasionally accompany my dad for a drink." ”

Since Lao Xiang and Shao Meiyun don't know each other, they are definitely not familiar with her family situation, even if Xiang Yu talks nonsense, it may not arouse his suspicions.

As if he remembered something depressed again, Lao Xiang sighed heavily, "My son used to be like this, but I don't know what's wrong this year, he said that he couldn't get used to drinking, and he said that he hurt his throat and twisted the ground, but he refused to drink with me even if he didn't take a sip." ”

Thinking of the way "Xiang Yu" shook his shoulders coquettishly, Lao Xiang couldn't help but tremble.

"Could it be that he has reached his age and has such a thing as gender cognitive disorder?"

Xiang Yu: ......

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