Sometimes, I would get carried away by a strange feeling and yell, and she would tell me to go out and sit on the bench in the hallway! The other children never played with me or anything, except chased me or made me cry so they could laugh at me, except for the cuckoo?

Sometimes after school, she even asked me to walk home with her!

But in the third year, they arranged for me to go to another school, and I told you, that school was so weird! It was as if they had gathered all the weirdos they could find, some of them my age, some younger than me, and older boys as old as sixteen or seventeen!

They are all mentally retarded and epilepsy sufferers, and children who can't even go to the toilet and eat on their own!

There was a big fat man, at least about fourteen years old, and he had a disease that made his whole body tremble when he had a seizure, and he seemed to be sitting in an electric chair or something!

My teacher, Miss Miyuki, told me to accompany him to the toilet every time, so that he wouldn't do anything weird! However, he did not know how to stop him! I didn't know how to stop him, so I simply locked myself in a toilet and waited for him to finish before walking back to the classroom with him!

I was in that school for about five or six years!

Actually, the school wasn't too bad, they would let us draw with our fingers and make small things, but most of the time, they only taught us how to tie our shoes, how to do it so that we wouldn't spill food, and we didn't go crazy yelling and crying, throwing all over the place, etc.!

He didn't teach us to read—except to know the road markings, and to distinguish between men's and women's toilets! In short, there are so many strict fools in the school, it is impossible to teach diǎn other things! And I think the purpose of this kind of school is not to annoy others! Who wants to let a bunch of fools run around outside? I even know this truth!

When I was almost thirteen years old, something very unusual began to happen to me! First, I started to grow taller! Within six months I had grown six centimeters, and my mother had to put my pants down all day long!

And then I started to grow sideways! By the time I was sixteen, I was two meters and three meters tall! They said they couldn't believe it!

What happened after that changed my life completely!

Dinner in the evening, that is, the kind of ¥$d ǐng¥$di ǎn¥$ small ¥$ said, .←.o♀s_(); Cabbage soup with little water, Clumsy always walks into the rooms where her uncles, aunts, and parents live to listen to their stories, and then says goodnight to them after listening to the stories, and then she goes to bed!

The four old men were all over eighty years old, and they were as shriveled as peaches, and haggard as skeletons!

Every day, before Stupid went to visit them, they curled up in a bed, two people slept on one end, wearing nightcaps to keep their heads from cold, and just dozing off to kill time, doing nothing!

But as long as Clumsy opened the door and said, "Papa Bear, Mother Anne, Uncle Doudou, Aunt Sweet, good evening!" Suddenly the four old men sat up suddenly, their old and wrinkled faces glowing with joyful smiles!

And then the conversation began!

They all loved this little girl very much, she was the one who brightened their lives, and all they looked forward to all day was her arrival in the evening!

From time to time, stupid parents would come in together, stand at the door, and listen to the old man's story!

Every night for about half an hour, the room was filled with joy, and the whole family forgot about hunger and poverty!

One night, Clumsy came in to greet her fathers and mothers, and she asked them, "Is Zhou Bo's cheese castle really the largest in the world?!"

"What?" the four old men cried out together, "of course it's true! God, don't you know it? It's about eighty times the size of the other castles!"

"So is Zhou Bo really the smartest cheesemaker in the world?"

"My dear child," said Papa Bear, lifting his body slightly from his pillow, "Ms. Long is the most amazing, incredible, and outstanding cheesemaker of all time!

"I know she's famous, Dad, and I know she's very smart—"

(Note: In the stupid legend, Zhou Bo is a lady!)

"Clever!" cried the old man, "she is not only clever! she is a cheesemage! she can make anything she wants—is that not true, my dear?"

The other three old men slowly nodded their heads and said, "Absolutely, it's true!"

Papa Bear said again, "Didn't I ever tell you about Lady Dragon and her castle?"

"Never," replied the little stupid!

"Oh my God!

"Will you please sue me now, Daddy?"

"Come, sit next to me, honey, listen!"

"Oh, what an amazing person Ms. Long is!" exclaimed Papa Bear!

"For example, she created more than 200 new cheeses, each with a different filling, each sweeter, creamier, and more delicious than the cheeses produced in other cheese castles!"

"One diǎn is right!" exclaimed Mother Anne, "she sends these cheeses all over the world, isn't it, Big Bear?"

"Yes, my dear, it is so, she gives them to all the kings and presidents, too! But she doesn't make more than cheese! Oh, no!

Ms. Long secretly has some truly wonderful cone in the dark! You know, she has created a way to make a cheese cone that doesn't melt without putting it in the refrigerator! It doesn't melt even if you leave it in the sun all morning on a hot day!"

"That's impossible!" said the little stupid as he stared at his father with wide eyes!

"Of course it sounds impossible!" cried Papa Bear, "and it's ridiculous!"

"一diǎn is not fake!" The other three old men all nodded their heads and agreed with him!

"Ms. Long made this cheese!"

"And," continued Papa Bear, who was now speaking so slowly that she could hear every word he had to say, "Lady Long can make violet-scented fruit juice gummies, hard candies that change color every twenty seconds of sucking, and small, thin candies that melt in your mouth!"

She can also make chewing gum that never gets off the flavor, and sugar balloons, which can be blown up so big that you have to pop them with a needle before you can eat them!

She also uses an extremely secret method to make cute blue bird eggs with black spots, put this kind of egg in her mouth, the egg will get smaller and smaller, and all of a sudden the egg is gone, but there is a very small violet sugar chick sitting on the tip of your tongue!"

Papa Bear paused for a moment and slowly added a circle of lips with the tip of his tongue!

"The thought of it makes my mouth water!" he said!

"I'm going to drool too," Ben said!

"But let's keep talking!"

"Tell the mad queen of the Jiaozhi Kingdom about it," said Mother Anne, "she must love to hear it!"

"Are you talking about the Vulture Princess?" asked Papa Bear, and he began to laugh!

"That's a complete lunatic!" said Uncle Beanie!

"But very rich," said Aunt Tiantian!

"What did she do, huh?" asked Ben impatiently!

"Listen," said Papa Bear, "I'm going to sue you!"

One day, I was coming home from school for fools and walking down the street when a car stopped next to me!

The guy called me over and asked me what my name was! I told him, and he asked me what school I went to, and he had never seen me in the neighborhood!

After I sued him for a fool's school, he asked me if I had ever played baseball!

Actually, I can tell him that I've seen other people play, but they never let me play! However, as I said, I'm not very good at talking to people for a long time, so I'm only diǎn big! That was about two weeks after school started!

After three days or so, they got me out of that fool's school! My mom was there, and the guy who was driving the car that day, and two thugs—I guess the reason they were there was just in case I got into trouble!

They took everything out of my drawer and put it in a brown paper bag and told me to say goodbye to Miss Miyuki, and all of a sudden she started crying and hugged me again!

And then I'm gone!

Mom and the guy sat in the front seat and I sat in the back seat between the two thugs, just like the sheriff in the movie who took the prisoner "into the city"! Only we didn't go into the city! We went to the newly established high school!

When I got there, they took me into the principal's reception room, my mother and the man went in with me, and the two thugs waited in the hallway!

The headmaster was an old man with gray hair, a sore tie, and baggy pants, and he looked like he had come out of a fool's school!

We all sat down, and he began to explain something, and asked me that I was just a diǎn head, but their purpose was to make me play baseball!

I didn't go into the classroom that day, and I didn't have any classes or anything, but the coach took me to the cloakroom, and one of the thugs found me a jersey with shoulder pads and those things, and a great plastic helmet with something on the front of the helmet to prevent my face from being flattened!

The only problem was that they couldn't find a pair of sneakers that I could wear, so I had to wear my own sneakers and wait for them to order them!

The big head coach and two thugs helped me put on my jersey, then helped me take it off, put it back on, and repeat it ten or thirty times until I could put it on and take it off myself!

There's one accessory I can't wear well for a long time, and that's the guard - because I don't see any reason for babies to wear it!, they tried to explain it to me, and then one of them said to the other that I was a "stupid" or something!

I guess he thinks I don't understand what he's saying, but I do, because I'm so careful about this kind of! Not because it hurts my feelings! Hey, people have scolded me with worse eyes!

After a while, a bunch of kids came into the cloakroom, took out their equipment and put it on! After that, we all went outside, and the big head coach called everyone together and told me to stand in front of everyone and introduce me! He said a lot of, which I didn't quite understand, because I was half scared to death, because no one had ever introduced me to a group of strangers!

Anyway, some people came up to shake hands with me and said they welcome me and wait!, and then the big-headed coach blew a whistle and scared the hell out of me, but everyone started jumping around and practicing!

What happened next was a long story, but all in all, I started playing baseball! The coach and a thug trained me because I didn't know how to play, and the team had a trick to block the opponent, and they tried to explain it clearly, but after a few practices, everyone seemed to get bored because I couldn't remember what I had to do!

Then they practiced another move called defending, and they put three guys in front of me, and I was supposed to break through them and catch the guy with the ball!

The first half was easier because I could easily push the three guys down, but they didn't like the way I grabbed the guy with the ball, and in the end, they wanted me to hit a big oak tree ten or thirty times — get a feel for that, I guess! But after a while, they figured I had learned something from the oak tree, and told me to practice with the three guys and the guy with the ball!

They got angry because I didn't pounce on the guy with the ball after pushing away the three blockers! I was abused a lot that afternoon, but after the practice I went to the coach and told him that I didn't want to knock down the guy with the ball! Because I was afraid that I would hurt him! The coach said that it wouldn't hurt him because he was wearing a jersey and was protected!

Actually, I'm not so afraid of hurting him, I'm afraid that he's going to get angry with me, and if I don't treat everyone well, they'll come and beat me up!

Besides, I have to go to class! At the School for Dummies, we didn't actually have any classes, but this school takes our homework much seriously!

Anyway, somehow, they managed to arrange for me to have three self-study classes, which were the kind of classes where you just sat in the classroom and did whatever you liked, and three other classes where a lady taught me to read!

There were only two of us in the class! She was so nice and beautiful, and I had evil thoughts about her more than once or twice! Her name was Miss Xianyu!

Suffice it to say, I only like the lunch class, but I don't think it's a class!

When I was in school for fools, my mom would get me an egg tart, a piece of bread, and a piece of fruit — except for the apple — and I would bring it to school!

But the school had a cafeteria with nine or ten things to eat, and I couldn't decide what to eat!

I think someone must have said something, because after a week or so, the coach of the big head told me to eat whatever I wanted, and said that I would "hit diǎn"!

Guess who's in my study hall?

She came up to me in the hallway and said she remembered being my classmates in the first grade!

She was already slim, with bright black hair, long legs, and a pretty face, and more, I dare not say!

The big head coach is not happy with the situation of the team!

He always seemed to be upset and was always yelling! He yelled at me, and they tried to get me to stand still and just stop the guy with the ball from us, but it didn't work unless they passed the ball to the halfway line! )