Chapter 100: Anti-routines will never be absent (five more to subscribe and reward)
For a while, Yang Jian didn't speak.
The scene was eerily quiet.
The Queen Mother was obviously angry, and no one dared to explain anything for Yang Jian.
The Jade Emperor hesitated for a moment and said, "Queen Mother, you go back to Yaochi first, and then I will personally take Yang Jian to give you an explanation." ”
"Ouch, if you want me to say don't fix those troublesome things, teach him a lesson directly, and punish him to go to Nantianmen to see the gate for two hundred years. Sun Xiaokong pretended to be a peacemaker and said.
When Yang Jian heard this, his heart instantly became annoyed.
Looking at the way you spoke, I almost thought you were speaking for me, you are dead on the street!
To be honest, Yang Jian didn't know that he was beaten by Sun Xiaokong.
But Yang Jian can't help it, he said it himself, and he pretended to do it himself...
If you pretend to be yourself, you have to resist it with tears.
The Jade Emperor was speechless when he heard Sun Xiaokong's words, and said in his heart: "This dead monkey is too annoying." ”
Although the immortals didn't know what the situation was, it was obvious that they could see at a glance that the matter in front of them was inseparable from Sun Xiaokong.
The queen mother listened to Sun Xiaokong's words, glanced at Sun Xiaokong, and seemed to be a little dissatisfied with Sun Xiaokong's intervention.
Then he looked at the Jade Emperor and asked, "Your Majesty, what do you think?"
The Jade Emperor frowned, and understood that the Queen Mother was ready to do it with Sun Xiaokong's words.
But...
The Jade Emperor is very embarrassed!
This matter in front of him is really Yang Jian's fault.
If someone else finds it, the Jade Emperor can still protect it, but the Wang's mother finds it by herself, and the Jade Emperor is really not good.
After thinking about it, the Jade Emperor said, "Then... For now. ”
After speaking, the Jade Emperor gave Yang Jian a look, which meant: "Don't be impulsive, just the matter of the past two days." ”
Seeing this, Sun Xiaokong opened his mouth again: "Niangniang, Your Majesty, since it is a lesson, among the mortal servants, if someone makes a mistake, it is to beat fifty boards. ”
"In my opinion, Yang Jian (before his death) was also a decent person, let's cut him in half and hit twenty-five boards. ”
"Oh yes, I can endure hardships and stand hard work, I can do this job by myself, and I have my own stick. ”
"There are both gold sticks and wooden sticks, and Yang Jian can choose a style he likes. ”
Yang Jian is really convinced now, he hates Sun Xiaokong now, more than he hates the queen mother.
Xin said: "Why are you so good two days ago, big brother, big brother Yang, and our sister, and now you are actually going to die?"
The Jade Emperor also looked at Sun Xiaokong speechlessly, and said in his heart: "You clearly want to take this opportunity to teach Yang Jian a lesson." ”
The Queen Mother looked at Sun Xiaokong, nodded slightly, and said, "Your Majesty, what do you think?"
Clearly, the Queen Mother agreed again.
The Jade Emperor frowned, looked at Yang Jian, then at Sun Xiaokong, and said in a tangled manner: "Or... Just..."
"That's it, right?"
"Your Majesty is so merciful!"
"Yang Jian, the god of justice, you know that the law is broken, why don't you come over and subdue the law quickly?" Sun Xiaokong pretended to be righteous.
"Your Majesty Shengming!" the Queen Mother also said directly.
On the field, who couldn't see that the Jade Emperor was about to say, "Forget it", but now he was choked to death by Sun Xiaokong and the Queen Mother's words.
Yang Jian walked up to Sun Xiaokong's side, gritted his teeth and muttered, "Dead monkey, do you really want to do this?"
Sun Xiaokong held back a smile in his heart, and said with a cold face: "Get down!"
Yang Jian was also angry, looked at Sun Xiaokong, and said with a firm face: "If you want to beat you, you will fight like this, I, Yang Jian, will not be a good man if I make a sound." ”
Boom!
Where would Sun Xiaokong give him a chance to pretend to be forced, and directly slapped a stick on Yang Jian's ass.
This guy almost fell into a dog and ate when he beat Yang Jian with a stick.
"Damn... Dead monkey, do you really play?" Yang Jian was hit by Sun Xiaokong's golden hoop stick, and turned his head to look at Sun Xiaokong and said angrily.
This means that Yang Jian's physical body is strong, if it were someone else, he would vomit blood directly under this stick.
Sun Xiaokong said seriously: "This is not nonsense, if I don't come to the truth, isn't it playing the Queen Mother and the Jade Emperor?"
"The ass is pouting, and there are twenty-four sticks. ”
"Oh yes, why don't you choose this little stick?"
To be honest, Sun Xiaokong is also very uncomfortable now, and he can't hold back his laughter.
Drip!
"Justice may be late, but anti-routines will never be absent. ”
"The belated anti-routine succeeded and obtained: Jindan ×50. ”
Sun Xiaokong listened to the prompts of the system and became even happier.
Ouch I'll go!
It's even more beautiful in my heart!
At this moment, Sun Xiaokong couldn't hold back the joy in his heart at all, and laughed evilly.
"Hey, hey..."
Yang Jian listened to Sun Xiaokong's words, and he was even more uncomfortable.
Little Qibao Miaoshu, why didn't he know it, this thing was pumped, but it was more ruthless than the golden hoop stick.
Seeing Sun Xiaokong smiling, his hairs were about to rise.
Sun Xiaokong saw that Yang Jian didn't cooperate, and directly took the golden hoop stick, and walked over with a smile.
If the enemy doesn't move, I move!
So, Sun Xiaokong pumped another stick towards Yang Jian's buttocks.
Bang!
This time, Yang Jian actually blocked it with a three-pointed two-edged knife.
Sun Xiaokong was stunned and said angrily: "Dog raiser, you dare to disobey the will of the Queen Mother and the Jade Emperor?"
Damn, Lao Tzu is fighting well, you dare to resist?
Seeing this, the Queen Mother frowned and said, "What?"
"Are you not convinced?"
"Or are you going to let me do it myself?"
Yang Jian listened to the queen mother, and his face sank and he was ready to her.
Hemp eggs!
It's a big deal to continue to pour back into the estuary, and the judicial god Lao Tzu will not do it.
However, Sun Xiaokong leaned into Yang Jian's ear and whispered: "Don't be impulsive, I'll be gentle later." ”
"Don't worry, there's nothing wrong with the relationship between our brothers. ”
I'll fuck your uncle!
It's good that Yang Jian didn't listen to this, but when he heard this, he couldn't help but want to turn his face, isn't it all because you are cheating on me?
"If you want me to say, since you have already beaten it, Yang Jian also knows that it is wrong, so forget it. The Jade Emperor spoke.
Sun Xiaokong listened to the words of the Jade Emperor and hurriedly spoke: "Your Majesty, you have a word!"
"As the Lord of the Three Realms, how can you go back on your word?"
"Don't drop!"
Boom!
No, just as he was talking, Sun Xiaokong took advantage of everyone's inattention, and fell on Yang Jian's ass with a stick.
Although this stick was much lighter than just now, Yang Jian, who still hit it, couldn't help but take a breath.
This guy, the people in the Lingxiao Treasure Hall were stunned.
You're special...
Are you afraid that you won't be able to beat it?
Yang Jian looked at Sun Xiaokong's gaze, and he couldn't wait to eat Sun Xiaokong.
"Hey... Forget it, I'll hit it lightly in the back, and we'll get the meaning. Sun Xiaokong saw that everyone on the field was looking at him, and pretended to compromise.
Yang Jian didn't speak with a gloomy face.
The Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother did not speak.
Then Sun Xiaokong focused on it and hit it lightly.
Not to mention, Sun Xiaokong seems to have really compromised.
Thereupon...
Sun Xiaokong counted lightly: "Four, five, six, seven... Seventeen, eighteen, nineteen, twenty, eleven, twelve..."
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