Chapter 15: I Don't Want to Eat Pee
Coastline.
Looking at the shark, which was nearly two meters long on the beach, everyone stared at it, full of disbelief.
They are all adults, and they have heard a lot of news about sharks, but they have heard of sharks eating people, but they have never heard of anyone killing sharks.
Think about it.
Even the movie about sharks was made, and the theme was a disaster movie about the shark's mouth, and there was no plot of anyone killing the shark in the movie.
But Fang Qiu did it, it happened so really in front of their eyes, Fang Qiu actually killed a shark with his own strength?
How is this possible?
Not to mention killing sharks.
When the TV is broadcast, even if they say that they have encountered sharks, the audience will not necessarily believe it.
After all, this kind of thing, from the perspective of a normal person, is really too.
Looking at Fang Qiu, who was lying on the beach, his face was pale and gasping for breath, everyone was not busy asking, but stayed by Fang Qiu's side first, allowing Fang Qiu to take a few breaths.
"How did you do that?"
Waiting for Fang Qiu to come to his senses, Liu Qingshi squatted beside Fang Qiu, and gently patted Fang Qiu's shoulder while asking in shock.
"What else can I do?"
Fang Qiu smiled bitterly and said, "Desperately!"
Hear the words.
Liu Qingshi was stunned for a moment, then took the camera from Fang Qiu's hand, and said while opening it: ", you are still holding the camera, you won't still record the process of drying sharks, right?"
As soon as these words came out.
The others were all shocked, all staring at Fang Qiu in shock, waiting for an answer.
"I don't know. ”
Fang Qiu shook his head and said, "I'm fighting hard with sharks, how can I still have time to film, as soon as I start fighting, I will still have the camera, and I don't know if it will be recorded." ”
Hear the words.
Everyone nodded.
Indeed, the camera is still a normal person's reaction, although Fang Qiu is a qigong master, but no matter how powerful the qigong is, it is impossible to kill a shark with one hand, right?
"I'll take a look first. ”
Liu Qingshi turned on the camera and played it back.
Outcome.
I really saw the whole process and picture of Fang Qiu and the shark desperately, and the picture was still very clear, even when the shark's blood stained the sea red, the picture could still clearly see Fang Qiu's body and movements.
"I got it. ”
Liu Qingshi exclaimed.
Everyone hurriedly gathered around and watched the replay carefully.
This look.
That thrilling picture immediately made everyone break out in a cold sweat.
They can see it clearly.
On several occasions, Fang Qiu almost died in the mouth of the shark, if it weren't for Fang Qiu's good water nature, cleverness, and finding the shark's weakness, it was really not certain that he or the shark would survive.
Especially the last.
Seeing what Fang Qiu said to the camera when he was chasing sharks covered in blood, this group of people couldn't help but give Fang Qiu a thumbs up.
"You know that the smell of blood will attract sharks, but you dare to chase after it?"
Liu Qingshi asked.
"No way. ”
Fang Qiu smiled bitterly and said: "The first time I fought with a shark in my life, I won by luck, since it didn't eat me, then I have to eat it, if I don't bring it back, there are so many of us, how can we fill our stomachs?"
Hear that.
Everyone was very touched.
Especially Ying'er and Song Yaqi.
Before the two of them, their eyes were red with sadness, but now Fang Qiu not only came alive and well, but also brought them a big meal.
No, it should be said that it is enough for three days to eat!
They no longer have to worry about food, they don't have to take risks for food anymore.
"Yes. ”
Gu Jianguo looked at Fang Qiu and said, "I have never served anyone else in my life, you are the first, I am really convinced!"
"Accept, it's unreasonable not to obey. ”
Zhang Junhe and others also echoed angrily.
"Yes, yes. ”
Liu Qingshi patted Fang Qiu's shoulder vigorously and said, "The master is worthy of being a master, it's good to have qigong, even sharks can kill you." ”
"Alright. ”
Fang Qiu straightened up and said, "Don't praise me, I just walked at the gate of hell, and my stomach is still hungry, now that the ingredients are available, let's find a place to live first, and then talk about filling my stomach." ”
"That's right. ”
Liu Qingshi stood up, looked at the sky that had darkened, and asked the funny trio on the side, "Have you found a suitable place to spend the night?"
"Yes. ”
William Zheng opened his mouth and said, "We chose a leeward place with relatively flat terrain, which is very suitable for overnight stays. ”
"That place is the most inhabitable place on the whole island, and we have all the dry wood and the like ready, and we can make a fire in the past. ”
Zhang Junhe added.
"Good. ”
Liu Qingshi nodded with satisfaction and said, "Let's go, take our stone and go back to the station." ”
Came to the station.
Everyone found that although the trio behaved very funny on weekdays, they were not sloppy at all when it came to doing business, and the location was still very well chosen.
It was between two large trees, surrounded by a few small trees, and at the foot was a green meadow without any bushes.
Of course.
Because it is on the island, this area also faces the sea, but it is a little bit away from the sea.
After everyone cleaned up and simply set up a rainproof tent, they started to get busy.
Fang Qiu was on the side, accompanied by two beauties, Song Yaqi and Ying'er, and continued to rest.
After all.
He just did such a big thing, and brought back enough ingredients for three days, and everyone couldn't bear to call him anymore, as for the two women, where can they do heavy work?
Naturally, all the work fell on the five male MCs.
The other side.
Several PDs who got Fang Qiu's hand-held camera, after watching Fang Qiu's desperate fight with sharks in the sea, passed the video to Director Liu Guobin who was far away in shock and secretly rejoicing.
Received the video.
Director Liu Guobin clicked on it with the director team to watch.
The moment I watched it, the director's face turned pale in an instant.
"Luckily, fortunately. ”
I said in a panic.
Then, director Liu Guobin suddenly became angry and shouted: "Why don't you stop Fang Qiu?"
The voice came out.
Thinking about it carefully, who could have stopped Fang Qiu at that time?
If you want to blame, you can only blame him for his own inexperience.
In fact.
It's no wonder that the director, who would have thought that Fang Qiu, a sophomore, would dare to go to the sea like this, and the water nature shown is so good, it is comparable to a national athlete.
With that in mind.
The director's eyes rolled suddenly.
"That's right, that's the breaking point!"
Suddenly, the director laughed.
With this picture of Fang Qiu and the shark desperately, this show is enough, even if the next program process is not interesting, this episode of the show will definitely be a big hit, because this picture is too shocking!
Of course.
As a senior variety show director in the entertainment industry, Liu Guobin also knows very well that after this episode of the show is launched, the first thing he will face is the attack of all netizens on the whole network, after all, this thrilling is caused by their program team not doing a good job of security measures.
Being scolded is for sure.
However, things have already come out, although they can completely suppress this matter and make everyone unable to see this paragraph, but this paragraph is the most absolute breaking point of the whole show, and it can't be cut at all.
In this case, you can only be scolded hard, and when the time comes, you just need to sincerely apologize to Fang Qiu, all Fang Qiu's fans and all the people who care about Fang Qiu.
Of course.
The most important thing is Fangqiu.
It is far better to get Fang Qiu's forgiveness than to get forgiveness from netizens.
"At this time, you can't tease them anymore. ”
Come to think of it.
Liu Guobin nodded secretly.
After the events of the afternoon, if you embarrass them again, maybe this group of people will really blow up.
"Cancel the link below, the game to get daily necessities, directly to them. ”
Liu Guobin ordered.
On that side of the island.
After receiving the order, several PDs immediately took out all the pots, large barrels of pure water, firers, and instant noodles that had been hidden on the island in advance, and sent them to Fang Qiu and the others.
"Because of your excellent performance at noon, the director team temporarily decided to cancel the link of playing games to win daily necessities, and instead give you free supplies. ”
Hear the words.
Everyone's eyes lit up.
"Hmph, you have a little conscience. ”
Liu Qingshi said.
"I'm going to grill sharks, I'm also a barbecue expert, and I can't miss the chance to grill sharks. ”
Huang Huachao proposed.
"It's okay to grill, but forget about eating. ”
Fang Qiu sat on the ground, looked at Huang Huachao and said: "Sharks, it is only suitable to eat without any food, because sharks are not delicious, because sharks are cartilaginous fishes, and its meat contains a lot of urea, so the bigger the shark, the bigger the urine smell in the meat, and urea is not a nutrition for humans, but a toxin, especially for people with poor kidneys, it is best not to eat it." ”
"Huh?"
As soon as these words came out, everyone was dumbfounded.
Such a big shark, can't eat it?
"Of course, there are also very clever chefs who can make sharks delicious, but in our current situation, without any cooking tools and seasonings, it can't be eaten at all, so if you can't eat it, don't eat it, anyway, the program team has sent something, let's eat the program team first, keep the shark for the time being, and eat it when there is really nothing to eat." ”
Fang Qiu suggested.
"It seems that this is the only way to go. ”
Liu Qingshi smiled bitterly and said, "I don't want to eat urine." ”
Everyone else shook their heads.
Everyone who originally had illusions about shark meat was quickly shattered.
Subsequently.
Everyone started cooking.
There are all kinds of fish, meat, and materials sent by the program team, as well as the two fish caught by Fang Qiu and Liu Qingshi, although there is no seasoning, but there are instant noodles.
Open a box of instant noodles and take out the seasoning, and the problem of no seasoning is solved.
Dinner is ready.
Everyone gathered around and ate happily.
Originally.
In the evening, the program team prepared some programs, but because they were too tired, everyone was not in the mood, so they simply made a place to spend the night, and after solving the problem of blocking the rain, everyone rested early.