Chapter 20: Drunkenness
"Miss Lan?" the housekeeper opened the 'door' and looked at the flat-mouthed Lan Xiaoliang with a surprised face, if it weren't for this signature expression, she might not have recognized this ancestor. , the latest chapter access: .
"Auntie, woo woo woo ......" Lan Xiaoyan hugged the housekeeper with her shoes in one hand, and without saying a word, she opened her throat and began to cry.
"Okay, okay, Miss Lan, what happened?" The little ancestor didn't have a single person around him to protect him, and he was still wearing such a ...... Clothes that make you feel like you!
A certain housekeeper instantly felt a little dizzy - this kind of unbelievable thing can't be regarded as her dereliction of duty, right?
"Auntie, I'm so hungry!" The person who vomited out the gastric juice 'pumped' his nose and wiped away his tears, determined to turn her grief and anger into appetite to make up for her fragile young 'girl' heart.
"Huh?" the butler looked stunned. Coming back from outside in the middle of the night to cry so sadly, is it just because you are hungry?" "Does the young master know that you went out?"
"Don't mention the uncle!" she thought he liked her a little, so why did he want to 'kiss' her back!
"Okay, good, don't mention it!" Needless to say, this matter must have something to do with that young man, a certain housekeeper has become a 'fine', so there is no need to ask more. "Whatever you want to eat, I'll have someone make it right away. ”
"Anything, the more the merrier!" Lan Xiao obediently put on a pair of slippers and strode towards the restaurant, trying to tear the overly long skirt as she went.
"If the skirt is uncomfortable, go change it first, it will take at least ten minutes to eat anyway. The butler watched the little white hands twist the fabric in vain, and he really felt the roots of his teeth sore.
"I don't want to go upstairs!" the little devil 'girl' twisted her head and continued to sulk at some people. Why do you want to make her happy in vain? Is it really fun to hit her like this? It's really too much to shut her out of the 'door'!
"Okay, don't go upstairs. "This is obviously an awkward fight with the young master! What kind of trouble did these two people make in the big night?" "Miss Lan, do you want to ask the young master to have supper together?" a housekeeper asked tentatively.
Lan Xiaoliang raised her eyelids and looked straight at the housekeeper, until she looked at the person and felt 'hairy' in her heart, and then she sullenly, "Hmm." A sigh of reply was an answer.
Does this "um" agree or disagree? The housekeeper instantly had a headache, and he knew that it was better not to ask more. And the young master didn't make any movement when he came back, is it really good for her to bother?
The little devil and the butler stared wide-eyed, and in the end, no one called the master.
"Give me some wine, beer. Lan Xiaoliang waved her hand, and the 'girl' maid hurriedly took a can of beer and brought it forward. The little devil 'girl' pulled the ring open and drank most of it in one go. "A few more. ”
Cooking and frying stir-fried were served one after another, Lan Xiaoliang ate and drank under the gaze of everyone, and soon three cans of beer were in his stomach, and he had no scruples about talking.
"Auntie, sit down and talk to me. The little hand pulled the people around him, and the pleading tone made it difficult to refuse.
"All down. The housekeeper waved away the crowd and sat down honestly and unceremoniously, he had long wanted to chat with this little ancestor who couldn't be a man, and now the opportunity should not be missed.
"Auntie, do you know uncle?" a certain 'woman' almost made the person who had just sat down fall off the chair.
"Please, Miss Lan, you really have to change your name. How can the young master be so old, you call him uncle?"
"It's not important, I just want to know, what kind of 'female' person does he like?" Lan Xiaoliang waved his hand, and it really wasn't the point to call or not.
"I don't know what kind of 'female' person he likes, I just know that the young master is actually a soft-hearted person, don't look at his usual fierceness, in fact, most of them are really just scaring people, as long as you don't mess with him, he is actually very good at 'serving'. The disadvantage is that he is picky when eating, his tone is a little worse, and he is anxious and angry......"
"Then he still locked me out of the 'door'!" Lan Xiaoliang interrupted a housekeeper's verbosity, and when she heard this, that person was so soft-hearted to others, he only didn't care about her at all, didn't this make her even more aggrieved?
"Ahem! I'm not done yet. Miss Lan, you are a little too much, it's not that I am biased towards our young master to speak, I have only seen him bullied so badly by you alone for so many years. With his temper, it must have been quite hard to endure you. This has to be replaced by other subordinates, and he doesn't like to hear a word, so he will be dragged out and whipped immediately!"
The corners of Lan Xiao's mouth frantically 'twitched', just now he said that someone is soft-hearted, and now he is upset for his subordinates, this housekeeper's words are too much!
"Does Uncle often beat people? Has he ever spanked anyone's ass?" Could it be that it is not her alone?
"Spanking? Haha! What kind of character is our young master, how can a big man of his level beat people with a whip, he always uses a whip to 'whip' people, and he will make you hurt as much as he wants!"
Just talking was not enough to express, the housekeeper got up and 'touched' a leather whip more than three feet long from somewhere, and shook it, and sure enough, it looked quite powerful.
Lan Xiaoliang unconsciously laughed out of a mouthful of small white teeth, picked up the beer and took a sip of it. So spanking is her own patent! But no, what is she happy about?
"Miss Lan, do you like our young master?" the housekeeper stepped forward.
"Hmm. Lan Xiaoliang nodded.
"Then you can't be like this. A man is meant to be pleased, and you can't always make him angry. ”
"Then what should I do?" Lan Xiaoliang immediately sat up straight in a posture of humbly seeking advice.
As long as you do what he wants, he promises not to hate you anymore. The butler said as a matter of course.
"Do what you like?"
It makes sense, but where does she start to do what she likes, go with him to the clubhouse to make green tea, or take a whip with him to teach people a lesson?
Seeing a certain 'female' little eyes sweeping towards the whip she placed on the table, the housekeeper immediately became alert and took the whip away and hid it behind his back.
"The young master likes a lot of things, such as waking up in the morning, he loves to run, he works out in the gym every day, he goes horseback riding and shooting, and he likes to taste red wine......"
"Red wine? Lan Xiao pouted, although she was a wealthy lady, she really couldn't get used to that kind of thing.
"Then you are wrong, red wine is very good for 'women', I see that every time you come to 'women' things are uncomfortable, I'm afraid there are some small 'hair' problems in the body, drinking some red wine in moderation can also help you regulate your body, if your health is not good, you will marry our young master in the future, you can bear it if you are anxious to hold your grandson." ”
Although the butler's words are not very good, they do have some truth. Lan Xiaoliang looked at the beer in his hand, his stomach had begun to swell after drinking too much, in fact, it was really not a good choice.
"Then take a bottle and let me try it. "Do what you like?
So the little devil 'girl' was sad, drank beer and red wine, and half an hour later, a certain 'woman' was drunk like a mess of mud and was carried back to the bedroom by the 'woman' maid, and finally stuffed the person who wanted another drink into the quilt, and the little devil 'girl' kicked off the quilt again.
For fear of 'making' the movement, the people hurriedly tossed for a long time before they helped Lan Xiaoliang take off her dress, and before she could change into pajamas, a certain 'woman' jumped out of the 'bed' and rushed into the bathroom all the way upside down, drinking too much beer, and couldn't help but 'pee'.
"Miss Lan, are you going alone?" asked the butler with his head stretched out uneasily.
"Let's all go out, look at me again, I'll whip you guys!" the little devil 'girl' waved her hand, burped and said something amazing.
The housekeeper only felt a 'yin' wind blowing behind her, and she had a very bad premonition -- she was doing her own evil and couldn't live! Thinking that she could transform a well-behaved 'female' master, she didn't expect that at the moment, it was obvious that she had to cultivate more violent 'female' tendencies.
"Hurry up, hurry up!" I hope that the little ancestor will wake up tomorrow and forget what she said, don't remember it!
Lan Xiaoliang was in a good mood and held the wardrobe all the way to the 'bed', her little feet stumbled on the edge of the carpet weakly, and she fell to the ground solidly.
"It's okay, it's okay, it doesn't hurt...... Why did you get drunk like this? Red wine is really powerful......"
The drunk and dizzy person wanted to see what he looked like when he was drunk, so he stretched out his little hand and grabbed the lamppost and climbed up, the lamppost couldn't support her weight and fell to the ground.
The sound of scattered items finally made the person next door who couldn't sleep at all unbearable, and put on a nightgown and planned to settle accounts with the crazy villain!
"Lan Xiaoliang, what are you doing in the middle of the night...... The angry man entered the room, but saw a certain 'woman' standing in front of the makeup in a daze, and that unexpected appearance made the person who had a temper instantly feel like a cotton 'flower' in his throat and couldn't speak.
"I, I, I wore a small one. Lan Xiaoliang was also stunned because he found his strange appearance, and when he heard a certain young man roaring angrily, he turned around, and a pair of small hands 'shot' back to protect 32c. She also thought that she wasn't wearing Xiao Nei just now, and it took a long time to remember that it was because she wore a dress with 'meat', 'color' and 'chest' stickers. Just now, the 'maid' took off her clothes but didn't have time to change her pajamas, and the pajamas were thrown on the side of the 'bed' waiting for her to summon them personally......
Ling Mofeng stood quietly in the middle of the room in his nightgown, unable to take his eyes off the white luminous body not far away.
The burgundy 'color' curls were scattered and 'messy' draped over her shoulders, and the little devil's girl's beautiful figure was in front of her, and that beautiful appearance made a certain young man once again 'mix' her with the familiar appearance of 'flower' Shuiji, his breathing was unconsciously messy, his hands trembled slightly, and he wanted to rush forward and hug the person who made him unforgettable into his arms.
However, knowing that she was not that person! Ling Mofeng clenched his fists and forced himself to turn around and exit the room without saying a word. He's going crazy!How could he associate Lan Xiaoliang with 'Hua' Shuiji again and again?
The little devil girl slowly sat down on the ground with her legs out of strength, and the man looked straight at her, making her think that something was likely to happen, but in fact nothing happened. Was this the Ling Mofeng she knew? Why did the person who was obviously full of anger have such a sadness on his body that made her feel trembling?
She's drunk too much, so she can't judge the exact 'sex' of any feeling, just like she can't judge the distance between the 'bed' and her real self at the moment. The little hand stretched out and tried harder, and finally climbed into the 'bed' and closed her eyes, she needed to sleep well and continue to work hard to please that person from tomorrow!;