Xiang Yu gave an order, and He Yingcai snatched the bowl in Hu Ke's hand as quickly as possible.

In the remorse that Hu Ke didn't have time to eat the last bite, he rushed to the stove again, pinched the ashes at the bottom of the pot, and wiped it on Hu Ke's face.

"Quick, get into the pigsty!"

The whole process only took two minutes, and by the time Xiang Yu pressed the answer button, Hu Ke was already standing in the pigsty bitterly.

I can't help but sigh, the world is really changing. Just now, I was still nesting on the warm kang, sucking fans, and in a blink of an eye, I ......

Hu Ke's eyes slipped back one by one, feeling the approach of the sows, and their heavy breathing, and the hairs on his body were about to stand up.

"Woman, I am glad for you that you have finally met each other. After answering, Xiang Yu showed a confident expression in his chest.

Hearing him shout that women are going to vomit, but they have to endure the sound. There are more important things that need to be addressed urgently, and the focus cannot be misplaced.

"Is Huber safe?"

"What do you see?"

The camera pans in the direction of the pigsty.

Getting the hint, Hu Ke howled desperately again, "Miss, come and save me, it's too stinky here!"

Especially after eating a bowl of vermicelli, the smell of pig made him sick to his stomach.

Xiang Yu was very dissatisfied with Hu Ke's performance: Can stinky be a reason for you to be rescued?

originally thought that this time there was no drama again. Unexpectedly, Wen Yin in the video call had an understanding expression - let her stay in the pigsty, even for a while, it is better to kill her!

She pondered for a moment and said decisively: "Don't hurt him, I'll go tomorrow." But don't get me wrong, the purpose of negotiating with you is not for Huber, but for the land that I am bound to obtain. ”

Even if Xiang Yu knew in his heart that he was worried about Hu Ke when he heard the sound, he didn't expose it.

"Okay, woman, I'll wait for you. ”

The high-minded tone made Wen Yin feel like he was defeated after the game, and he was immediately very annoyed, "It's always women who call me, and as the person who is about to negotiate with me, don't you know my name?"

"Hehe, woman, think back to me, when we first met, what did you call me?"

What is it called?

Wen Yin bit his fingernails and recalled carefully. Soon, her face darkened.

There is an urge to bury my head in the quilt: yes, I also called him by a man at the beginning!

It's like many years later, looking through the diary of my youth, the remarks of the second year of secondary school often arouse a strong sense of shame, and I can't believe how my past self could write such words!

Oh my God, what happened to me in the past?

Even if he is conscious, he must still hold on to the surface of the sound, "Haven't I changed my name to you Iron Pillar now?"

On the surface, the clouds are light and the wind is light, but in fact, there is a sword and sword shadow in the dark - this is a duel between the two bosses!

Wenyin took out his sword and tried to humiliate him with the bad name that Xiang Yu had given himself.

Xiang Yu squinted his eyes, ready to take the call, "Then for the sake of fairness, I will also give you a unique nickname...... Well, how about Cuihua?"

Wenyin's brows jumped - he was angry, "I don't agree!"

"Do you know what a nickname is? Don't talk nonsense, Cuihua, follow my guidance and find it tomorrow. Otherwise, the consequences you know ......"

In the dark, Xiang Yu made a gesture of wiping his neck with his hand.

The nervous emotions were transmitted through the picture, and he swallowed hard, still trying to blur the focus, "Okay, I'll go talk to you about the land tomorrow, Tiezhu!"

After speaking, she hung up the video first.

Looking at the phone screen, Wen Yin's expression was proud: This time, it was me who won, Tiezhu.

On the other side, Xiang Yu showed a faint smile, shook his head and chuckled: It's really naïve, Cuihua.

In the dark pigsty, Hu Ke let out a mournful cry: "Iron Pillar, can I come out?"

He Yingcai hurriedly released the person, "Congratulations, your eldest lady will come to pick you up tomorrow." ”

"I heard it, I heard it, fortunately, my old bones, I can still have the eldest lady to remember. By the way, the chicken stewed mushrooms should be cold, and then bring it to the stove to heat it up. ”

So, the three of them returned to the clay kang, surrounded the kang table, and began to suck again.

After more than two hours, the grandfather who went out to visit the house came back with the wild rabbits hunted by relatives, "I plucked the hair at night, marinated the rabbit meat, and I can eat braised rabbit meat tomorrow." ”

Hu Ke happily busied around the stove.

Xiang Yu took a nap on the kang - as soon as his stomach was full, he was prone to sleepiness.

He Yingcai, who was holding a handle next to him, suddenly screamed, "Senior, you have a nosebleed!"

Xiang Yu, who was napping, woke up instantly and looked outside.

"Hey, no, get me the paper. ”

Seeing the nosebleed dripping, Grandma Xiang Yu, who heard the movement, hurriedly handed over the toilet paper.

"Is it too hot in the house?" the old man asked worriedly, after all, it was a guest brought by his grandson, for fear that he would not take care of it properly.

"Or maybe it's too good to eat. ”

For dinner, Hu Ke ate three bowls of chicken stewed mushrooms alone, and the hens in the yard were scared when they saw him.

"Hehe, it's just that the food is so good. Hu Ke smiled embarrassedly, wiped the nosebleed off little by little, the cement floor under his feet, wiped it twice with paper, and did not wipe it off.

There are still a few traces.

"In the past, I lived abroad with the eldest lady, and what did I eat, hamburgers, pizza, butter, how can I have the right taste of our country's food. In those years, I just survived, and after returning to China, the eldest lady ate lightly, and I also followed the tonn of green vegetables and tofu. It's been an appetizer these days, and it's normal to get a little angry. ”

Ignoring the nosebleeds, Hu Ke is passionate about dealing with hares.

It's just a small episode, Xiang Yu didn't pay attention to it anymore and continued to nap.

Life now can be described as a fairy-like day, at least before the arrival of the boss.

I slept in a daze, and heard my grandfather chatting with He Yingcai about family life.

"Young man, how old are you, are you married?"

He Yingcai replied shyly: "Not yet, it's just twenty-four this year." ”

"It just so happens that I just came back from Xiaoyu's second grandfather's house, and there is a girl in his family, who is about the same age as you, and also works in a big city, a very decent person, you can take the opportunity to meet and get to know each other. ”

Xiang Yu woke up again, sat up suddenly, and asked, "Grandpa, you can't be talking about the Sixth Tang Aunt, right?"

"Yes, yes, that's her. I've asked, but I haven't had a partner yet, I think it's a good match for Xiao He, you can try to find out. ”

Xiang Yu's second grandfather is the younger brother of his own grandfather, and he gave birth to six children, and the sixth Tang Gu is the youngest one, who is twenty-five years old this year. Don't look at the age, but the seniority.

If this thing really came to pass, wouldn't He Yingcai become his uncle?

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