10. This robber is a bit stupid
After learning this, Jiang Huai took a deep breath, "Fortunately, it's not, otherwise I would really have to eat the northwest wind." ”
After that, his mobile phone rang, he picked up the phone and looked at it, and let out a long breath again......
This was sent by his father Jiang Xiaodong, saying that he wanted to find out his own reason and then send it to him. Isn't this nonsense, isn't it just that the blind date was unsuccessful, it is necessary to be like a primary school student being assigned homework by a teacher...... Boring, boring, really boring......
His father was a teacher, and after he retired, he always gave us homework whenever he was free, even Jiang Hao, who was in his second year of college.
is also like this, Jiang Huai is very annoying, and he was also stifled by his beautiful love on the grounds of early love. I only learned about this later, I originally wanted to run away from home, but I thought about it and gave up, after all, he wouldn't harm me, and just like that, Jianghuai was like a spell, and he never fell in love again, and no girl was willing to approach him......
Time flies, I don't know if it's the year of establishment, and he has become the "leftover man" in the family, and the kind with gold.
The family also introduced him, but every time there was no follow-up, sometimes he wondered if he was not handsome enough, he couldn't chat? Obviously not, whenever he went on a blind date, the girls would ask some strange questions, such as, we will get married in the future, do you like boys or girls;
For example, do you have a house or a car?
For example, what will you do if your ex sends you something, etc.,
In short, there are all kinds of questions, but each time JAC passes by the standard answers...... As for the girl, she also shook her head and left, and there was no contact anymore......
What's even more strange is the question asked by the blind date girl, she actually asked: "1+1=?"
Jiang Huai didn't answer, just smiled, and there wasn't much communication during the whole scene, and only after the girl left did he burst out of his thoughts, "Is this a neurosis, this is a problem...... Is she stupid to ask such a question...... Also 1+1=?"
After that, he also hated blind dates, and if his father hadn't forced him this time, he probably wouldn't have go......
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Yu Ri.
Jiang Huai still got up early to make breakfast and went to work as usual.
The moment he entered the store, he was stupid, there was a robber in the store who was kidnapping Zhang Jiang, and his life was in danger at any time.
Jiang Huai didn't care so much, he rushed up vigorously, thinking that it would be surprising, but the robber turned his head and saw Jiang Huai rushing over, and kicked Jiang Huai to the ground, Jiang Huai got up from the ground and shouted: "You move him to try, believe it or not, I will beat you to death!"
Jiang Huai shouted, arrogant, but the robber was unmoved, and he didn't even say a word.
Seeing that it was not good, Jiang Huai said again: "Big brother, big brother, look, you can't do this, you must be tired after fighting for so long, how about sitting down and drinking saliva?"
"Drink water?" replied the robber.
"Yes, drink water, do you want to, you have been holding this for a long time, can you not get tired? Besides, everyone is supported by you, and we don't need to play any scheming, purely for your sake, or do you think about it?" Jiang Huai continued to guide.
"Really?" the robber asked, questioningly.
"Well, then, if you don't believe me, how about I get you a bottle of mineral water?"
Jiang Huai said, picked up the mineral water and was about to throw it over, suddenly, the robber's emotions became a little excited, "Don't move, or I'll kill him!"
"Okay, I don't move, I don't move, I'll put the water on the ground, you see......"
"Stand back, stand back, I said stand back......" The robber was suddenly very excited, and he didn't know what stimulated him.
"Okay, well, stand back, stand back......" What Jianghuai has to do is follow him.
"Big brother, have you ever thought about your wife and children when you do this?" Jiang Huai continued to guide.
"Miss her, her slut, I'll kill her sooner or later......" Hearing Jiang Huai talk about the robber's wife, his anger immediately exploded.
"Big brother, is there any difficulty, talk about it, it will be better to say it......" Jiang Huai continued to guide.
"MD: That slut actually ...... Dare to cheat, cheat on cheating, TMD also swept away Lao Tzu's savings for many years, you say, you say, that slut is hateful...... It's just pity for my five-year-old Tian'er, he's still young, he shouldn't have that kind of disease, yes, no, it's all the slut's harm, no, I want money, I want money, I need money, money...... Money...... Do you understand......"
When the robber talked about the sad thing, his emotions became agitated again, and he felt like he was dying, and it was very dangerous.
"In this way, we have some savings, we can save the child for you, but what, you have to let go of my boss, whatever, if you can, this will be for you......" Jiang Huai can only stabilize the robbers first and then find a breakthrough.
The robber was stunned, and then shouted: "I don't want to live anymore, don't force me to ......"
"No one forced you, you should think about it......" Jiang Huai said, although he gave Zhang Jiang a look.
Of course, Zhang Jiang also immediately understood Jianghuai's intentions, so he cooperated.
"Big brother, big brother, can you relax? My neck is uncomfortable and I can't breathe......" Zhang Jiang tried to start communicating with the robbers.
I knew that the robber was strangled even tighter, which made Zhang Jiang's face flush......
"Big brother, there is someone behind you. Jiang Huai reminded.
"Why? If you want to deceive me to save him, I tell you - dreaming, I won't be fooled......" said the robber, believing that Jiang Huai was lying to him, so he ignored it.
Syllable~
A crisp voice sounded, and the robber slowly collapsed and fainted.
"I said boss, you're too ruthless now. Jiang Huai felt pain when he looked at the fallen robbers.
"Is it ruthless? That's a robber, if I don't get knocked out, wouldn't my handsome husband be dangerous?"
Jiang Huai didn't say anything, just responded.
After helping Zhang Jiang up, Liu Wu hugged him: "I'm scared to death, I thought it was ......"
"It's okay, it's okay, I'm not fine?" Zhang Jiang comforted: "Okay, let it go." ”
"I don't, I don't!" Liu Wu was coquettish and hugged Zhang Jiang to death.
Jiang Huai couldn't get used to the rhythm of this dog abuse, so he hid in the kitchen, and at this time, Brother Liu also came to work and saw this scene: "That...... That one...... I didn't see anything, I didn't see it......"
Subsequently, he also hid in the kitchen.