Chapter 14 Part-time husband
Sure enough, Lin Xin picked up the ball made of cotton and began to hit the plush toys on the shelf, one missed, and the second one was taken.
As a result, he didn't hit until the thirtieth day.
At this time, even Li Mubai had to admire Lin Xin a little, that is, the distance of four or five meters, thirty, none of them hit, this level is really terrifying!
It wasn't until after the thirty-fifth that Li Mubai finally couldn't help laughing.
Lin Xin, who was drenched in sweat, scolded Li Mubai angrily: "Don't laugh! If you dare to laugh again, the old lady will castrate you!"
Li Mubai forcibly held back his smile and asked Lin Xin: "I didn't laugh, I just couldn't help laughing!hahaha。。。。。。 ”
Lin Xin grabbed Li Mubai's ear and said to him: "If you have the ability, you can go up and fight!
"What if I hit you?"
Li Mubai pressed forward step by step and asked Lin Xin.
Lin Xin squeaked and whimpered: "If you hit, I, I'll kiss you!" After saying this, even she herself felt ashamed, and at this time, she even wondered if these words came out of her mouth.
Sure enough, Li Mubai said: "It's so decided, but for the sake of fairness, how about I blindfolded? If I don't win one of the five, then how about I admit defeat?"
"Hmph, I'm afraid of you!"
Lin Xin snorted. She didn't know the bottom of her heart just now, but when she heard that Li Mubai was going to blindfold, she suddenly had confidence in her heart. She still didn't believe that Li Mubai had the ability to perceive dead things.
Also happy is this middle-aged trader, these plush toys are worthless, even if Li Mubai blindfolds a blind cat and hits one of the dead mice.
He won't lose money!
Suddenly, his heart blossomed, and sure enough, he met an idiot who was stupid and had a lot of money, and he was thinking in his heart that if he could meet ten idiots like Li Mubai who were stupid and had a lot of money in a day.
Then a year later, he could afford to buy a Mercedes.
After a while, Li Mubai blindfolded his eyes and said to Lin Xin: "I'm going to start!
"Don't talk nonsense, the old lady counts when she talks. ”
Lin Xin was extremely domineering, at this time, she had recovered from fatigue, and stared at Li Mubai tightly, afraid that Li Mubai would cheat.
At this time, Li Mubai picked up a ball and threw it on the shelf easily.
"Poof!"
The sound was not very loud, and he knocked down an off-white stuffed animal on the shelf.
"This 。。。。。。 ”
Lin Xin and the middle-aged vendor both showed a look of disbelief. However, they thought in their hearts that Li Mubai was just a coincidence.
After a while, Li Mubai picked up one again.
Then the second plush toy fell, and Lin looked at the pink plush toy with delight, because this plush toy was her favorite color.
The middle-aged vendor's face was not so good-looking, because the price of these two plush toys was worth a hundred yuan. There is no doubt that his money was in vain tonight.
At this time, Li Mubai said domineeringly: "It's really boring to fight one by one, Lao Tzu wants the three of them to fight together!"
He said this very domineeringly. Lin Xin and the middle-aged trader didn't look very good-looking, but the two of them were worried about different purposes.
Lin Xin was worried that Li Mubai would hit the three of them together, so she wanted to kiss her. As for the middle-aged trader, he was worried that Li Mubai would hit all three, so he would really lose money tonight.
Li Mubai didn't give the two of them any time to think, and directly threw the three regiments to the shelf. Then, three stuffed animals dropped.
The middle-aged trader almost scolded his mother for his impulse, only blaming himself for being greedy for money just now, if not, he wouldn't have lost all his money tonight.
At this time, Li Mubai took off the blindfold and said to Lin Xin: "It's easier to fight this thing than to eat, Lin Da Beauty, is it time to fulfill the promise?"
He looked at Lin Xin with interest.
Lin Xin blushed, at this time, her heart was extremely difficult, and she didn't know whether to agree or not. You know, this is her first kiss!
Even if Wei Shao had been in love with her for two years, she didn't even give Wei Shao a hand, let alone lips. She's not as open as other girls.
If other girls go to college, most of them will open a room with their boyfriends. As for her, it is from the bottom of her heart.
"Okay, just kidding. It's just a small bet, and I, Li Mubai, can still afford it. Li Mubai said with a smile. There was no disappointment in his eyes at all.
"Wait!"
"Poof!"
Lin Xin kissed Li Mubai on the cheek, and then lowered her head, at this time her heart was very embarrassed, wishing that there was a crack in the ground here and that she could get in.
Li Mubai smiled evilly in his heart: "Hmph! Play tricks with Lao Tzu, and Lao Tzu will retreat as advance!"
I have to say that Li Mubai is very familiar with Lin Xin's character, that is, he is very strong, so he came up with a strategy of retreating and successfully harvesting the first kiss of the goddess.
If he insisted on persecuting Lin Xin with a dead face, then this kiss might be in vain.
Seeing this, he said to the middle-aged trader: "Boss, I have all shot down these five, and now they are all mine!"
"To you, to you!"
This middle-aged trader still has to laugh, his heart is so hot and painful!
However, Li Mubai said: "Forget it, just think of it as buying a kiss from my wife, I only need the pink one!"
With that, he picked up the pink little dolphin plush toy and walked towards Lin Xin.
"Thank you!
The middle-aged vendor thanked. It's actually not bad to be able to earn fifty. However, he is going to brighten his eyes a little next time, if he encounters such a master, he will not have this luck.
"Who do you say is your wife!"
Lin Xin reacted immediately, and punched and kicked Li Mubai. It seems that she is not angry at all, but coquettish.
Finally, Li Mubai couldn't support it anymore and said to him: "Stop fighting, I was wrong, what do you think this is?"
With that, he handed the little dolphin plush toy to Lin Xin.
Sure enough, this is the killer feature, Lin Xin suddenly stopped making trouble, happily took the plush toy, and asked Li Mubai, "How do you know that I like this?"
Li Mubai smiled: "It's very simple! You stared at it from the beginning, so I dare to conclude that you absolutely like it." ”
"Thank you!"
Lin Xin thanked Li Mubai.
Li Mubai suddenly felt that the 100 yuan was worth it! Usually, if he took 100 yuan and handed it to Lin Xin, he said to her: "This is 100 yuan, you kiss Lao Tzu, and Lao Tzu will give you a plush toy." ”
In that case, it is estimated that Lin Xin will break his third leg.
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Subsequently, Lin Xin bought several beautiful bracelets, but they were not worth anything, just one or two hundred yuan. But at this time, it was Li Mubai who wanted to cry without tears.
It's good to earn 500 extra money! It's good now, not only did I not make any money. also posted hundreds upside down, and it was the first time that he had done business to this extent.
Li Mubai looked at his watch and found that it was already past two o'clock at this time.
He was just about to call Lin Xin that it was not too early, when it was time to go back.
Lin Xin turned to him and said, "I'm hungry!"
"Okay, I'll take you to supper, but it's on the side of the road, are you used to eating?" he asked Lin Xin.
Lin Xin pondered for a while and asked him, "I haven't eaten it!"
Well, everything is in vain, but this is also normal, how could Lin Xin, who was of noble birth, eat something from a roadside stall.
"Let's go, I'll take you to eat!"
"Good!"
Li Mubai took Lin Xin's hand and walked towards another night market. I don't know if it's intentional or unintentional, until both of them reacted, they let go of each other's hands awkwardly.
The snack street in the night market is absolutely lively, Li Mubai found a relatively clean stall and asked Lin Xin, "What do you want to eat?"
"What's so delicious?"
Lin Xin is coming to the night market for the first time, so I don't know what to eat.
"Look at me!"
Li Mubai shouted, looking extremely rude, causing Lin Xin to laugh. Then he ordered a few snacks that Haizhou City is famous for.
Lin Xi ate a few bites and said to Li Mubai: "It's not as delicious as the steak you made!"
At this time, Li Mubai was about to show off himself, and said to Lin Xin: "Of course, you don't have to doubt my skills, I want to be in the dragon group, no, when I was a soldier in the field, my teammates praised my skills very well! ”
Li Mubai hurriedly changed his words, almost exposing the word dragon group, you know, the dragon group is a taboo-like existence. He has also read a lot of online novels about how the dragon group is broken.
Of course, in fact, in the real world, the dragon group is only stronger than the stories described in the web novels. You know, he's an outcast of the Dragons.
After coming out of the dragon group, he joined the military directly and became the first soldier king of the military, you know, there are one or two old monsters in the dragon group, even if he is now, it is still difficult to reach.
"Okay, then from tomorrow onwards, you will be responsible for my three meals a day!"
Lin Xin's tone was full of undoubtedness, which made Li Mubai secretly regret it, if he knew this, why bother in the first place! Don't be at the beginning, if he just said that he would only make steak, maybe Lin Xin would not have made an unreasonable request.
Why is it unreasonable? Is it because this job seems to be my husband's profession! Could it be that I have an extra part-time job, a part-time husband?
But that's not going to work!
"What? You're not happy?"
Lin Xin asked Li Mubai coldly. Because she saw Li Mubai's expression of a mother who had just died, she was immediately dissatisfied.
Li Mubai had no choice but to reply: "Happy, why not happy! You must know that I am now dedicated to serving you!"
"That's pretty much it, I need two more skewers!"
Lin smiled happily.
"Boss, two more roasted kidneys!"
Li Mubai shouted rudely.
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At the same time, Li Mubai deliberately ordered a few bottles of beer, and the reason why he chose a roadside stall was to get back to the feeling of the past. Once upon a time, several of their good brothers who were born and died were also active like this! Unexpectedly, now they are separated by heaven and man.