Outside the focus of the outside world, no one found that a spark had been quietly ignited!

At night, on the school road of the Beijing Conservatory of Music,

"Eh, boss, have you seen the big talk Journey to the West?"

"Uh, what's so good about that bad movie. ”

"Shenma? You say this movie is a bad movie? Believe it or not, I grabbed you, squeezed your belly, pulled out your intestines, and then strangled your neck with your intestines, and pulled ...... hard."

"What the hell, I don't even know what you're talking about!"

"What the hell! You don't understand the essence of Journey to the West, you're a specialty, no wonder you can't soak in a girl. ”

"What the hell, what the hell? Although the Journey to the West was filmed by Senior Brother Su Luo, the reputation is so bad, isn't it a waste of my time. “

"Damn, I took YOU, I like you so much, cough cough, no, I like this movie so much, you will die if you like it?"

"Poof, why are you so humorous today?"

"I learned it in the Journey to the West, Senior Brother Su Luo is known as the most beautiful lover in the world, do you think it's a joke? I think about it carefully, this movie is simply a bible for flirting with sisters, I feel like watching it a few more times, there is no sister paper in the world that I can't pick up, what kind of earthy love words you specialize in, it's too weak. ”

"Is it that exaggerated?"

"I'll give you a letter or not on the spot? You can find one at random, and I will confess to her on the spot, and then ask her to take a walk on campus. ”

"Hehe, you're floating now, come on, show me. ”

"Look at it!"

After that, I saw the old man walking straight to a junior sister who was watching the scenery alone.

"Hi classmate, hello. ”

The first point of the conversation, walk towards her from the field of view of the sister paper, don't rush out from behind people, it will scare people, and the sister paper will subconsciously feel that you are a stranger is very unsafe, beware of coming together, you have no chance.

In this regard, the highest level is to tease Bai Jingjing with the Supreme Treasure in Journey to the West, directly give the sister paper a handsome back, and then start looking for a topic. What's so powerful, you took the lead in showing that you weren't wary of her, and believing in her, naturally the sister paper will subconsciously feel that you are harmless. (Did you learn it?)

After the old man said hello, the junior sister turned her head,

"Uh, hello, what's wrong?"

"It's okay, I just wanted to tell you that, actually, I admire you. ”

The junior sister was a little confused: "Huh, admire me?"

"It's not just admiration, it's just a fear of losing you!"

"Poof... What!"

"Just kidding, I'm from the director department, and I have no intention of sleeping for a long night, and when I see you alone, I ......"

The boss just looked at the old man and the little sister who was a complete stranger, talking and laughing, and then walked together......

"Damn, I've learned!"

"What do I say I love you, I should use me to admire you, this confession is invincible! If you are rejected, with a sentence I like you so much, you will die if you like me? ”

The conversation is also invincible, how do you ask someone for a number on the road? Beauty, I admire you very much. Ah, admiration for me, not just admiration, but also for your contact information.

Journey to the West, is it really so ruthless?

No, I'm going to study!

......

In a dormitory of Tsinghua University,

The third child is very bored tonight, because the eldest and second child in the dormitory, the fourth and fifth children are all talking about the movie they saw in today's film and television appreciation class, yes, it is the super bad movie "Journey to the West" that was hyped up and stepped into the center of the earth, and he didn't take film and television appreciation, I didn't see it.

What is there to discuss about a bad movie, but the four of them chatted more and more, chatted more and more, chatted more and more, became more and more excited, and sang songs!

"Only you~~!

"Only you~~!can kill demons and exorcise demons;"

"Only you~~!Don't blame the master for muttering, put on the golden hoop, don't be afraid of death, don't tremble, I'll carry the black cauldron, send you to death, do your best for all sentient beings, the sacrifice is also worth it!"

The third child couldn't stand this kind of torture, and his curiosity and ears were tortured: "What are you singing?

Boss: "Ahem, third, do you know what Dangdang Dangdang is..."

The third child was confused: "What should be ......"

"Dangdangdangdang is ......." The other four people forced a forced laugh, and a collective chorus walked up: "Only you~~!

The third child lifted the table, damn, there was no way to play happily together! Lao Tzu also watched the big talk and traveled to the west, and I heard that there are files in the campus network, which can be read for free.

......

Chinese People's University, in a class group, all chatted about "Journey to the West"!

"Has anyone put together a complete timeline?"

"Wow, I watched it again, I was taking notes the whole time, I thought I was sorting it out, but at the end I found that Tang Seng had changed into a different person, and I was messy in an instant. ”

"Chatting and chatting, I'm hungry, is there any hero who can support me with a pack of instant noodles. ”

"I'm sorry, I only have one pack left, keep it for myself and enjoy it slowly. ”

"Damn, when I used to accompany me to watch the moon, I called someone Xiao Tiantian! Now the new person is better than the old person, and I call someone Mrs. Niu!"

"Haha!"

"Hahahaha!"

......

In Fudan University,

A professor is writing an article, "Journey to the West" In his opinion, except for the feeling that the picture is a little "dirty and messy", everything else is a work that cannot be in God.

didn't want to talk about anything else, just because of this movie, he saw his story and was moved.

Such a good movie, how can I tolerate it being hacked like this?

Especially the seventh teacher, in terms of acting, it is not an exaggeration for him to be a national treasure-level actor with the image of a Monkey King, but in terms of academics, in the eyes of this professor, you are not a cultural person.

What qualifications do you have to say that Su Luo's version of the Monkey King image is not good? You dislike Su Luo's Monkey King is too ugly, and he has no spirit at all, and I also dislike your Monkey King is too beautiful and beautiful!

Not to mention subverting the plot, Su Luo's Monkey King is the closest to the image of the original book, how does the appearance of Sun Wukong be described in the original book of "Journey to the West"?

In the twentieth episode of "Journey to the West" Huang Fengling, Wang Laozhi thinks that Sun Wukong is "a tuberculosis ghost with a kidnapper face, a don't chin cheek, a thunderous mouth, and red eyes".

In the thirty-sixth chapter of "Journey to the West", the monks of Baolin Temple saw that he was "really ugly: seven high and eight low, with a lonely face, two yellow eyes, and a kowtow forehead;

If you really want to respect the original work, the monkey you played is not right, if you talk about this, the first person who should apologize is you!

No one has said anything about you, because your image of the Monkey King is indeed deeply rooted in the hearts of the people, but really don't think that you are 100% right, but everyone is willing to accept it, willing to tolerate, and really want to be more serious, hehe!

What else do you say, "I hope that there is only one image of the Monkey King in a thousand audiences"?

Phew!

Why?

Is it to protect traditional culture, or to protect one's own interests? Combined with all kinds of disgusting deeds in the past, isn't it clear at a glance.

......

A spark can start a prairie fire!

Starting from Jingyin University in the capital, followed by Tsinghua University, Peking University, Minmin University, and Chinese opera......

The opera, Fudan, and Jiaotong University in the magic capital...... Heida, Jida, Liaoda, and Harbin Institute of Technology in the three northeastern provinces...... Sichuan University, Sichuan Agricultural University, Major, Southwest University in Chongqing, Sichuan...... Guangdong's Chinese Normal School, Huagong, Guangwai, Zhongshan University......

Zhejiang University in Zhejiang, Xiamen University in Fujian, Hong Kong University in Xiangjiang, Chinese University, and finally even Qing University in Wanwan were not "spared"!

The super bad movie "Journey to the West" in the summer file, and "Journey to the West", which was nominated for the most disappointing bad film of the year at the Golden Broom Awards, inexplicably aroused a wave-like response on college campuses.

"Journey to the West, this movie is so good-looking!" quickly spread among major colleges and universities at the speed of rumors, and unstoppably set off a strong whirlwind!

You said you haven't watched the big talk Journey to the West? Then you can't even talk about it!

"Classmate, have you seen the Journey to the West?"

"I don't have time, I have to study hard and make progress every day!"

"Big brother, you're just a robber investment, don't learn from others!"

"Huh?"

I understand the meaning, but I don't know what the stalk is at all, it's very uncomfortable, isn't it?

That's right!

Warmly welcome you to join our "Big Talk Fans" seminar club, there are a lot of girls here!

In just a few days,

The Beijing Conservatory of Music "Big Talk Fan" fan group was established!

Qing University and Peking University "Journey to the West Seminar Association" was established!

Shanghai Jiaotong University, Fudan University, Sichuan University, Nanjing University...... All kinds of "big talk" club fan group support clubs have been established, and the students' enthusiasm for the westward journey is like a surging flood, out of control......

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。 Nine Heavenly God Emperors