Chapter 2 Pick up a cheap daddy
At the door of a military compound in H City, a white-bearded old man with bright eyes was standing begging the doorman for something.
"I said why are you unreasonable, this young man, how many times have I explained to you, my pass was really lost on the road, I don't believe you can call the head of your military region surnamed Liu and ask. ”
The two guards standing on the left side of the gate with loaded guns and ammunition simply ignored the white-bearded old man's stubble and called?
It's useless to make a phone call, and maybe it's the assassination group that sent it to assassinate which army leader.
Recently, there have been several such troubles, so now the military region has strict regulations, and there is no green "pass" issued by the military region, even if the king of heaven and Lao Tzu comes, he can't let it go casually!
Besides, they are just a small janitor, and they are not qualified to call the leaders of the military compound at all.
At first glance, this white-bearded old man is bluffing, a thing as important as the green pass to enter the military region, he actually said that he lost it on the road, who is bluffing, fooling the child.
"Old man, don't stand here and talk nonsense, we don't have the time to accompany you to idle nonsense, and the leaders will not be able to eat and walk around when they see us, and even you will not be able to get rid of it when the time comes. ”
"He dares?!I'm his son, what does he dare to do to me?"
The white-bearded old man was anxious when he heard this, and a pair of small eyes also widened, and even the long white beard on his chin trembled.
"What? What the hell, you said you were the chief...... He Lao Tzu, old man, can eat whatever he wants, and he can't talk nonsense. ”
The two guards stretched their necks at once, and it was the first time they had met such a fierce old man, and they dared to call themselves the old men of the heads of the military region.
The white-bearded old man raised his hand and pointed to the courtyard of the military region, and shouted even more rampantly, "Go, you go and call that political commissar Liu to me, and you will know what he calls me when he sees me." ”
"Political Commissar Liu?"
Two guards, look at me, I'll look at you, "I didn't hear that we have a political commissar surnamed Liu here, there is only one Commander Liu!"
The two guards were only assigned from the army to serve as guards, and they usually only heard that the people in the military compound called the political commissar here the blood political commissar, so they didn't know that the real name of the blood political commissar was Liu Ying.
However, not many people know the name Liu Ying, but the blood commissar is known to everyone.
Although the two guards whispered together, they were still heard by the shrewd white-bearded old man, his face moved, and he scolded secretly,
"Liu Shaojun, I fuck your eight-generation ancestors, there is no political commissar Liu in the military region at all, and you asked me to find a chief surnamed Liu. ”
Although he hated it very much in his heart, the white-bearded old man smiled on the surface, and pretended to be surprised and slapped his head.
"Oh, I'm getting old, this memory just can't work, I just remembered that my son is a military commander in your military region, not a political commissar!"
"What, what? Old man, you repeat, you are our Commander Liu...... ......The guard was so frightened that he couldn't say anything about the word "dad".
The white-bearded old man was unceremonious, and replied sonorously, "Isn't it okay if I'm his father?" After asking, like a curtain on the door, his face fell "croaking".
"This, this can't be, I didn't hear that our Commander Liu still has a father. ”
The two guards were dumbfounded all of a sudden, everyone said that it was Commander Liu's father, and if you don't let it in, it's not a fly flying into the toilet, looking for!
But let him in, this old man has nothing to prove his identity, and in case, if he is mixed in with assassins like the previous times, he will not have to end up like the previous guards.
At this moment, a crisp and pleasant girl came, "Wang Xiao, you two don't stand guard well, what are you muttering there." ”
"Well, it's Miss Sasa. ”
The two guards breathed a sigh of relief when they saw that this "sassy and heroic" beautiful lady like a fairy was coming.
When the help arrives, the problem can be solved.
Didn't this old man say that he was Commander Liu's father, this Liu Sassa is the only authentic pearl in the palm of Commander Liu's hand without a little fake!
This Commander Liu's father, that is, the grandfather of this sassy lady, whether it is true or not, the eldest lady should always be able to tell it.
"Miss Sasa, this old man will say that it is the father of our political commissar for a while, and then he will say that it is the father of Commander Liu, which confused us, and I don't know whose father he is, so I didn't dare to let him in. ”
The tall guard hurriedly explained to the first sister of the military region.
"How can I drip, someone dares to come here to pretend to be my father, and I dare to pretend to be my father,"
Liu Sasa's eyes suddenly lit up.
Someone pretended to be her father's father, that is, her Liu Sasa's grandfather, not only was she not in a hurry, but she was also quite interested in carrying a pair of jade hands upside down.
Then he walked in front of the white-bearded old man step by step with a smile, put his face on the tip of the white-bearded old man's nose, and almost had an intimate kiss with the white-bearded old man.
Even the frequency of the white-bearded old man's panting could be counted clearly, and then he carefully observed it for a while, and said in a small voice,
"Old man, you are fat enough, you dare to pretend to be the political commissar of the military region, you don't want to live, do you?"
The white-bearded old man was forced by Liu Sasa to instinctively lean back, "Eh, eh, girl, don't be big or small, old man, I'm more than eighty years old, I have corrected them just now, my son is a military commander, not a political commissar, what do you want, in case my old man has a mistake, I'm afraid you won't be able to get out of the relationship!"
"Oh...... Look at you so seriously, that's not the political commissar's father, it's really the commander's father, the military commander is my father, then you are naturally my grandfather, it turns out that the grandfather has arrived, there is a loss of welcome, there is a loss of welcome. ”
Liu Sassa straightened up unhurriedly, saying that she hugged her fist at the white-bearded old man very arrogantly, and then she put her hands behind her back and muttered a strange thing.
Suddenly scolded loudly at the two doormen, "Dead Wang Xiao, how many heads do you have, dare to stop my grandfather from letting his old man in, don't you know that his old man came all the way from his hometown to see my father?"
When the two guards heard this, they immediately shrank their heads in fright, and the sweat on their heads came down all of a sudden, it was really a disaster flying from the sky, how could they know that this old man was really Commander Liu's father, and they didn't dare to stop them if they were killed!
The white-bearded old man was stunned when he heard this!
When did you give birth to such a fairy, fairy-like granddaughter?
No, I'm only twenty-one years old, and my actual age is not much different from this little girl's film, why did she suddenly pop up with a good granddaughter who recognized her grandfather?
Still so arrogant!
This girl looks very smart, and she doesn't look like she is brain-dead, why do you just open her eyes and talk nonsense, is her disguise really to the point of perfection? It looks exactly like her grandfather?!
Whose girl is she, Lao Tzu doesn't know at all, this, I'm afraid this play is really bad!
The white-bearded old man suddenly beat a small drum in his heart.
"Grandpa, ignore them, go, I'll take you home. This Miss Liu Sassa scolded the two guards, then stretched out her jade arm with a smile and grabbed the arm of the white-bearded old man.
The white-bearded old man was wearing a white shirt with half sleeves, and half of his arms were exposed......