Chapter 9: The Loofah Vine and the Nutmeg Whisker
"You kid is the first to the bottom!" Seeing Xiao Ming cursing himself like this before the exam, Chen Lin and Wan Tao were angry.
"Huh. Xiao Ming shrugged his shoulders and sat down in his seat, he was calm, and only took a black ink pen and a 2B pencil.
And Chen Lin and Wan Tao were dying, Chen Lin was writing something on the table with a pencil, and Wan Tao also took out a small note and recited a poem.
According to Wan Tao's words, he felt that this poem had to be examined.
The language test paper was sent out, and Xiao Chen began to answer the questions.
Language questions often have ambiguous answers.
For example, in the first question, the pronunciation of the word θ°θͺ is chΗnmΓ¨i (δΈι³, ει³) or (ει³, ει³).
Xiao Ming, who didn't take much Chinese class, was confused, and everyone usually didn't speak so standardly, and the two pronunciations were not about the same?
There is also reading, which is the most painful question. Many times, the author of this article is just a feeling, and he doesn't have any profound thoughts.
The teacher who came up with the question was trying to figure out how to come up with the question.
For example: "What feelings does this sentence express?" "How do you understand the role of XX words here?" "What kind of meaning does this article express?"
Xiao Ming: ......
Soon an hour and a half passed, and Xiao Ming didn't care if he would fill the void anyway, and the next thing was to compose.
Proposition Composition: "Luffa Vine and Nutmeg Whisker".
Xiao Ming: Labor and Management ......
Xiao Ming knew the loofah vine, but what the hell was the nutmeg whisker, and what the hell were these two nouns put together.
Will you fall in love or will you fight.
Loofah vine and nutmeg whiskers......
Xiao Ming grabbed his hair, but he still seriously underestimated the level of the teacher who asked the question.
Xiao Ming: Ruthless!
If you don't understand, you still have to write, Xiao Ming only wrote an argumentative essay that was not painful or itchy according to the routine operation, and he was disgusting to look at - the loofah vine climbs high, and the nutmeg beard climbs short.
The bell rang, and the two-and-a-half-hour language test finally ended.
Xiao Ming was about to go to the cafeteria to eat, but Wan Tao was still stunned in his seat and said something stupidly.
Xiao Ming leaned over, only to hear Wan Tao say to himself: "A piece of ice heart is in the jade pot...... A piece of ice in the jade pot ......"
Chen Lin shouted: "Wan Tao, let's go, eat." What to do stupidly, I also took the math test in the afternoon, and I went back to memorize two more formulas after dinner. β
Wan Tao looked sad, looking at Xiao Ming and Chen Lin and about to cry, "Xiao Ming, Chen Lin, what is the last sentence of a piece of ice heart in the jade pot? I just memorized it! I knew that I had to take the test, I knew that I had to take the test! But I only followed the back, knowing that the previous sentence would definitely be able to memorize the next sentence, this ...... How can I write the next sentence in this exam?"
Xiao Ming: ......
Chen Lin: ......
Knowing that after lunch, Wan Tao still didn't remember what the last sentence of "a piece of ice heart in the jade pot" was.
Back in the classroom, Wan Tao hurriedly flipped through the book.
Luoyang relatives and friends asked each other, a piece of ice heart in the jade pot. Wan Tao hugged his head and shouted: "I memorized it just now, why can't I remember it!"
Xiao Ming comforted and said: "It's okay, even if you fill in this poem, your language will still fail, and it won't affect the overall situation, so don't get entangled." β
Wan Tao roared angrily: "Xiao Ming, labor and management are going to kill you!ah!!"
Zheng Xuanyu turned his head to look at the errand students who were fighting, and then turned his head to continue doing math problems.
Afternoon math is definitely a nightmare for poor students.
The difference between poor and top students in language may be 120 points and 80 points, and in mathematics, it may be 140 points and 30 points.
The bloody math exam crushed the bodies and souls of many poor students.
Sure enough, Chen Lin and Wan Tao both scratched their heads and hesitated. When the test paper was issued, I saw the math symbols and Arabic numerals full of them, as if I had seen an alien language, and I was stunned.
Chen Lin bit the tip of the pen, Wan Tao bit his nails, he really couldn't put down the pen, and the two began to look around.
However, there are poor students all around, and everyone is looking around.
The invigilator patted the table lightly and reminded: "This is a medical exam, everyone should pay attention to the discipline of the exam, if you find that there is cheating, plagiarism, the results will be cancelled, and all the punishment will be recorded, and the punishment materials will enter the file, which will have an impact on you for a lifetime." β
The poor students immediately shrank their heads.
Xiao Ming looked at the math test paper, Xiao Ming, who has the memory of Pan Shaxing, is now a good hand in science, this math test paper is moderately difficult, and the rules are similar to the college entrance examination, the questions are not biased, and it is easy to get high scores.
Xiao Ming buried his head and answered the question seriously.
Smooth, very smooth.
Xiao Ming enjoyed the feeling of the tip of the pen scratching on the paper, he seemed to have returned to junior high school, at that time he had excellent grades, and it was a pleasure to do questions.
In the two-hour math test, Xiao Ming spent fifteen minutes to finish the multiple-choice questions, and many students were still struggling with the first five multiple-choice questions.
Xiao Ming made persistent efforts, and after brushing the fill-in-the-blank questions, he began to brush the big questions.
Xiao Ming's state was different from most of the people in the examination room, everyone shook their heads and sighed, Xiao Ming answered smoothly.
This kind of realization makes the invigilator a little confused, he is originally a math teacher, just read the test paper of this exam, I think it is not too difficult, but it is not very simple, and most of the students in this exam room are poor students, it is not so easy to answer.
The invigilator walked up to Xiao Ming and checked Xiao Ming's answers.
Xiao Ming's handwriting is very neat and beautiful, and it is pleasing to the eye.
The invigilator spot-checked the first short-answer question that Xiao Ming did, a geometric proof question.
Xiao Ming's thinking is smooth, the steps are clear, and he has a full score!
"That's a good student!" exclaimed the invigilator.
"Surprise value from Li Fei (invigilator): +50. β
Surprise total: 52 points.
Xiao Ming was happy, so he could also get surprise points.
Instead of looking up at the invigilator, he quietly removed his left hand, revealing the second question of the short-answer question, a probability question against the background of household water consumption.
Combining life and mathematics is the trend of high school mathematics development in the future, and it is also the weak link of many students.
Even if some high-achieving students are given simple number questions, he can do them, but when he combines number questions with common sense and words in life, he is confused.
In Mr. Li Fei's opinion, this question is a relatively difficult probability question, and the first question is to draw a probability distribution map, which is a very practical test.
"All right!?" Li Fei looked at Xiao Ming's neat pattern and the answer behind, and it was all right again!
"High-achieving students!" Li Fei couldn't help but nod again and again, and looked at Xiao Ming a few more times.
"Surprise value from Li Fei: +50. β
Xiao Ming stroked Li Fei with 100 points of surprise, he was happy, but it was difficult for Chen Lin next to him.
Chen Lin thought about taking out the cheat sheet and looking at the formula, where did he know that the invigilator was by his side and would not leave.
Chen Lin gritted his teeth with 10,000 XXX in his heart: "Xiao Ming is so good-looking, why don't you leave here all the time!"