Du Yun bumped into Teacher Tian Xin at school early in the morning.

Tian Xin's complexion was very bad, with dark circles under her eyes, and she looked listless, obviously she was tossed by that pervert all night last night.

Du Yun immediately walked over and wanted to talk to Teacher Tian Xin about catching ghosts, but as soon as the latter saw him, he immediately turned around and left, just like hiding from debts.

"Teacher Tian Xin, why doesn't she believe me? There really are ghosts in her house!" Du Yun sighed helplessly.

"Brother Yun, what the hell is in Teacher Tian Xin's house?" A crisp voice sounded behind Du Yun.

Lin Yuhan wore a ponytail, a white T-shirt with a short black skirt, the canvas shoes on his feet were cleanly washed, and his smile was brighter than the sun - Du Yun was in a trance, feeling that Lin Yuhan was not dead.

"Yuhan, why did you come to school?"

Lin Yuhan's mood was much better, and he said with a smile: "I remember that I had an agreement with Brother Yun, I will be by your side in the future, Brother Yun will not regret it, right?"

The school flower followed closely 24 hours a day, and if Du Yun refused this kind of thing, he would be punished by God.

"Of course I don't regret it, I wish Yuhan would follow me for the rest of my life, and I can see a big beauty of your level every day when I get up, and I will be full of vitality all day long. Du Yun was a little excited, he was going to live with the school flower.

Lin Yuhan's face was slightly red, and she lowered her head and said, "I hate it, I don't want to sleep in the same bed with you." ”

Du Yun's careful thinking was discovered, and he scratched his head in embarrassment: "Hehe! I mean to sleep in separate beds, otherwise it is easy to have an accident." ”

"Brother Yun, I usually see that you don't like to talk in class, but I didn't expect you to be so sullen in your heart. ”

"Yuhan! Usually you are high up and indifferent, but I didn't expect to find that you are very friendly after knowing you. ”

The two of them talk and laugh, like a young couple in love.

It's just that others can't see Lin Yuhan, they only see Du Yun talking to himself all the time, and his expression is still very rich, and they all suspect that he is crazy.

After entering the classroom, Du Yun sat down in his place, and then said to Lin Yuhan: "You will be my tablemate in the future." ”

Lin Yuhan nodded and sat down beside Du Yun obediently.

"Du Yun, what is wrong with you today? I have always been at your table. ”

The warm world of the two was broken by Zhang Bin's complaint, and Zhang Bin was staring at Du Yun with a strange expression at this time.

"Shut up! I didn't talk to you. Du Yun said aura. Didn't you see my brother picking up a girl, I didn't have any eyes at all.

Zhang Bin was a little flustered: "I said Du Yun, what's wrong with you lately? I said I met Lin Yuhan two days ago, and today I talked nonsense to myself, you can't be possessed by some dirty things, right?

"Du Yun, tell me out loud, did you watch a small movie all night last night?"

Lin Yuhan showed a puzzled look: "Brother Yun, what is a small movie?

Du Yun gritted his teeth angrily, eager to sew Zhang Bin's mouth shut: "Hehe! ”

As soon as he stabilized Lin Yuhan's side, Du Yun glanced at Zhang Bin: "Ahem! Are you mistaken? I haven't seen any small movies." ”

Zhang Bin couldn't understand at all: "What kind of wink are you kid throwing at me? Do you want me to spit out breakfast? This is the two of us, what kind of purity are you pretending, the night before school starts, you also asked me for resources, I knew that I wouldn't send you a 36g package at one time, I didn't expect your self-control to be so poor, stay up late these nights to watch it, won't you get tired of it? There are only a few women who play and act, and I know who is who just by listening to the screams. ”

"......" Du Yun.

Even if Lin Yuhan is simple, he will understand this.

A layer of blush crawled on her pretty face, as charming as the sunset, and she glanced at Du Yun lightly: "Stinky and shameless!"

Du Yun began to pretend to be deaf and dumb, but fortunately Zhang Bin didn't talk much about this topic, and watched the short video with his mobile phone.

"By the way, Brother Yun, you said earlier that Teacher Tian Xin met a ghost?"

"Yes, I saw it last night when I went to Teacher Tian Xin's apartment. Du Yun said.

Before Lin Yuhan could speak again, Zhao Bin put down his mobile phone and looked at Du Yun in surprise: "What? Did you go to Teacher Tian Xin's apartment? What did you see?"

"I didn't talk to you again, so I went to watch your short video. Du Yun complained.

Zhao Bin looked around blankly, who was he talking to, if he wasn't talking to himself?

"What is the relationship between that ghost and Teacher Tian Xin, is it bad for Teacher Tian Xin?" Lin Yuhan continued to ask.

"It's a pervert, and his behavior is very obscene, I told Teacher Tian Xin but she didn't believe it. ”

Zhao Bin patted his head, he felt that either Du Yun was crazy or he was crazy.

"Ah-it's a pervert, then you must help Teacher Tian Xin get rid of the pervert, this teacher is really good. Lin Yuhan frowned at the good-looking distant mountain.

Du Yun sighed and said: "I think so too, I saw Teacher Tian Xin before and planned to have a good chat with her, but she avoided me, and I couldn't help it." ”

"Why is Teacher Tian Xin avoiding you?" Lin Yuhan was puzzled.

"Teacher Tian Xin couldn't see that pervert, I said that a ghost touched her, and then there was a misunderstanding, you know. Du Yun looked depressed.

Lin Yuhan's tears fell out of her laughter, she could imagine the situation at that time, Du Yun was eager to let Teacher Tian Xin know that there was a pervert at home, but Teacher Tian Xin thought that Du Yun was a pervert and a madman.

'Bang'.

Zhang Bin's frightened mobile phone fell to the ground, and he was looking at Du Yun with a frightened look: "If you are doing this to me, I will call the police." ”

Du Yun really wanted to disable Zhang Bin, and it was best to lie in the hospital for a few months, so that he would not disturb his private appointment with Lin Daxiaohua.

"Your phone has dropped on the ground, call the police. ”

Du Yun, Zhang Bin and Lin Yuhan bent down at the same time to pick up their mobile phones.

Lin Yuhan stopped halfway through her movements, and she suddenly realized that she was dead and couldn't catch real-world objects at all.

But in the next second, a familiar feeling of contact came, Lin Yuhan's hand was grabbed by Du Yun by mistake, her body seemed to be electrocuted, and she hurriedly shook off Du Yun's hand and sat down.

"Ahem, I didn't mean to, but your hands are so soft. Du Yun glanced at Lin Yuhan awkwardly and found that Lin Yuhan's face was redder than her.

"me, Du Yun, when you're a brother, why do you want to sleep with me?

Zhang Bin couldn't stand it anymore, and ran out of the classroom in a panic and anger, because in reality, Du Yun also grabbed his hand.

Zhang Bin's words before leaving were shouted out, and the whole class heard them, and cast a strange look at Du Yun.

Lin Yuhan leaned forward and leaned back with a smile, Du Yun secretly glanced at the scenery of her skirt a few times, and said in his heart that if there is this kind of eye blessing, it will be misunderstood.

After laughing for a while, Lin Yuhan wiped away his tears and said, "Brother Yun! ”

"Yes, if you hadn't been a ghost, we wouldn't have been able to say a word in four years of college. Du Yun sighed.

Lin Yuhanqiao's face crawled with a layer of red: "Then why didn't you take the initiative to talk to me?"

"How dare I! Your suitors are lined up from the south gate to the north gate, and the second generation of officials and the rich second generation grab a handful, and a small person like me can't get into your eyes. Du Yun laughed at himself.

Lin Yuhan's beautiful eyes suddenly widened, and he said a little angrily: "It turns out that I am the kind of snobbish woman in your eyes." ”

Du Yun hurriedly waved his hand: "I thought it was wrong, after in-depth understanding, I found that you are very approachable." ”

"If you can chat, then I won't bother with you...... By the way, let's think about beating off perverts. Lin Yuhan pulled the topic back.

"If I can go to Teacher Tian Xin's apartment, there will be a way to beat away the pervert, but the misunderstanding is over, and Teacher Tian Xin is afraid that she will never let me go to her apartment again. Du Yun raised his eyebrows.

Lin Yuhan's big watery eyes turned around a few times, and suddenly said happily: "Yes, I can go to Teacher Tian Xin's house and let that pervert get out." ”

Du Yun shook his head: "No! That pervert is also a man, you little girl can't fight him at all, but don't do it well, you yourself are also planted in it." ”

Lin Yuhan has only been a ghost for a few days, and he still doesn't know the dangerous darkness in this new world.

Du Yun continued: "But with your reminder, I have a better ghost choice. ”

"Who?" Lin Yuhan looked expectant.

"The uncle who lives in my house is also a ghost, and I am very relieved that he is an old man. ”

……

After school.

Du Yun went home with the school flower, ready to officially start the day of living with the school flower.

"It's coming, brother...... Oh, I'll go! My brother can flirt with her sister, this little girl is really handsome. ”

Lin Yuhan looked at the uncle sitting on the sofa, then at Du Yun, and saw Du Yun nodding at her, so she was sure that the one in front of her was the ghost uncle in Du Yun's mouth.

"Hello uncle! My name is Lin Yuhan, and I am Brother Yun's classmate. ”

Bai Fucheng, who was watching TV, was startled, looked at Lin Yuhan suspiciously, and said, "Such a handsome little girl is dead? ”

Lin Yuhan said with a smile: "The murderer has already paid the price, and I have nothing to regret now." ”

"What a good girl, beautiful and broad-minded, very compatible with the little brother. Bai Fucheng finally said something that made Du Yun secretly happy.

Lin Yuhan's face was blushing, her head was lowered and she was silent, neither admitting nor denying it.

"Uncle, there's something I want you to help with. Du Yun sat down next to Bai Fucheng and smiled evilly.

Bai Fucheng's first reaction was that nothing was good, and he hurriedly moved his butt to keep his distance from Du Yun.

"I'm a ghost, you're human, what can I help you?"

Du Yun immediately said with a straight face: "You old guy crossed the river and demolished the bridge, why didn't you say such things when I helped your son deal with the female ghost last night?"

Bai Fucheng said confidently: "You still have to thank me for last night's incident, you are collecting money to do things, and I will help you earn Xiaohan's tuition fees." ”

Du Yun knew that his uncle would refuse, so he ran to the kitchen and walked out with a kitchen knife, which startled Lin Yuhan.

"Brother Yun, what are you going to do?"

"Yuhan, don't worry about it, it's a matter between our men. After Du Yun stabilized Lin Yuhan, he shouted at Bai Fucheng, "Do you agree?"

"What do you want to do?" Bai Fucheng looked flustered.

"If you don't do me this favor, I'll kill you with blood!" Du Yun looked serious.

Bai Fucheng said angrily: "You are intimidating, this is a crime." ”

"There is no such thing as scaring ghosts in Chinese law. ”

……

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In the end, the battle ended with Bai Fucheng's compromise and seeking perfection.