"Hey, you're stupid. ”

Sanmi has a headache.

The guests outside were seated, the newcomers were in place, the ceremony was about to begin, the atmosphere of the scene reached its climax, and the cheers were wave after wave, which was disturbed by Su Luo's words, and it was completely impossible to look good.

Obviously, when you play the piano, you can fascinate people and deer, and as soon as the lid is closed, you immediately become a nasty ghost, and you want to raise your hand to beat it when you see it.

Probably these two are depressed patients, so there are a lot of thieves between the two of them today, but it is obvious that Sister Sanmi and Su Luo still have too little time to stay together......

Leng Yuxuan covered her forehead painfully as soon as she saw Su Luo's expression, just Su Luo's hippie smile and smiling face, didn't she want to do something?

Xia Zihan's eyes lit up with a "ding", and he followed Su Luo around for a whole day, and he blinked his eyes and leaned up: "Hehe, what the hell are you doing?"

"What the hell is the idea......? It is the old feeling that the wedding ceremonies of ancient and modern China and foreign countries, whether it is a worship of heaven and earth, a high hall or a priest's church to exchange rings, are almost meaningless. Su Luo "coughed" and blinked his eyes: "What do you think?"

"I think it's all romantic, what's the problem?" Sister Sanmi didn't react at all, confused.

"Let's just talk about the most common wedding vows, and you can understand it if you listen carefully. ”

"Three thousand people in weak water, flowers and green life and death. ”

"There are no mundane things left in the world, and you and I will live and die to the end of life. ”

"Death and life are broad, and the son is said, holding the hand of the son, and growing old with the son. ”

"The mountains have no tombs, the rivers are exhausted, the winter thunder is shaking, the summer rain and snow, the heaven and the earth are together, but dare to be with the king. ”

"The valley is in a different room, and the death is the same cave. It is said that unbelief is like the sun. ”

"Don't say it, I don't understand, I think it's all good. Sister Sanmi rolled her eyes, unable to keep up with his brain circuits at all.

"Ouch, your IQ is really low. Su Luo hated iron and said with no steel: "These words are all promises and agreements, hey, I will only love you alone, I will love you for a lifetime, take care of you for a lifetime, I will take care of your right leg without my left leg, and take care of your lower body without my upper body, we will not be separated in this life, and it will be the same in the next life." promised the other party a lot of things, but he didn't say what would happen if the promises and promises couldn't be made.

I'll just ask you if it's like this! All vows are like this!"

Sister Sanmi laughed out loud, because this step was being carried out at the wedding ceremony at the moment, and under the auspices of the wedding master of ceremonies, Xiao Li was taking a serious oath.

"I hereby declare once again with sincerity that after marriage, all wages and bonuses will be paid, all leftovers will be included, all housework will be done, and all will be based on my wife's words, and I will follow two basic principles: first, my wife's words are true, and second, if my wife is wrong, I will carry out the ...... according to Article 1."

"My wife should be on the side of the meal, scoop the soup and serve the rice, and there must be no behavior of eating first!"

"I hereby declare once again with sincerity that after marriage, all wages and bonuses will be paid, all leftovers will be included, all housework will be done, and all will be based on my wife's words, and I will follow two basic principles: first, my wife's words are true, and second, if my wife is wrong, I will carry out the ...... according to Article 1."

"My wife should be on the side of the meal, scoop the soup and serve the rice, and there must be no behavior of eating first!"

"When your wife puts on makeup, she should wait happily, praise her heartily, and not be impatient......"

At the wedding ceremony, it is always necessary not to be funny, teasing and teasing the bride and groom, but Xiao Li is obviously prepared, and the guests are all amused to laugh, and Sister Sanmi listens carefully, and it is really as Su Luo said, there are some things missing, that is, there is only a promise, uh, with a sincere heart?

"Poof, then what do you say the wedding vows should be?" Sister Sanmi understood that Su Luo was going to do something, and asked with a smile.

And Xia Zihan couldn't hold it back for a long time: "Do things, just do things, say so much nonsense, hurry up, ink and ink." ”

"Hey, it's been arranged a long time ago, just look at it. Su Luo smiled like a fox who stole a chicken......

......

The guests at the scene were so amused by Xiao Li's funny oath that they couldn't straighten their waists and coaxed wildly, but on the stage, Aunt Wang, the witness who was also smiling from ear to ear just now, didn't buy Xiao Li's account at all!

"No, no, it's neither solemn nor sacred, this is a marriage ceremony, let's be solemn!"

Aunt Wang straightened her face and directly asked the master of ceremonies to go down, and she turned out to host the microphone.

This serious expression frightened Xiao Li and Che Xue, and they were nervous because they were too spoof and child's play just now, and the chairman didn't like it?

So, I hurriedly put away my laughter and followed the instructions.

Aunt Wang asked the two to stand face to face, and then the surrounding lights instantly dimmed, it was pitch black, and there were only two lights on the stage that hit the two of them, only to hear Aunt Wang, who was hidden and in the dark, cleared her throat and said solemnly: "The wedding ceremony starts now!"

Putting this situation on, the guests on the stage also put away their laughter, solemnly became solemn, and looked forward to it.

However, unlike the solemn and sacred that everyone expected and expected, in the darkness, suddenly ten thousand people spoke in unison!

"Marriage is a big event, the grave of freedom, once you enter this door, you will have no way back!"

The voice came from all directions, gathered together like a solemn Buddha name, and before the words fell, a burst of eerie and creepy music immediately sounded!

"Poof~"

"Haha!"

"Hahahaha!"

"What the hell!"

Suddenly, all the guests burst into laughter, and Xiao Li, who stood on the stage with a solemn and serious face, stumbled and almost didn't fall......

"Eh, be serious, this is a very solemn wedding ceremony!" Aunt Wang's emphasis triggered a wave of more violent laughter!

The guests finally held back their laughter, and in the gloomy and eerie atmosphere, the solemn voice of the witness Aunt Wang came:

"Woman, do you love your husband, or do you love gold?"

"Love my husband!"

"Man, do you love your wife or your brother?"

"Love my wife!"

"Haha!"

"Hahaha!"

It was obviously a solemn and sacred wedding ceremony, but it was like being made into an HB initiation ceremony, and the scene was already bursting with laughter, and Su Luo in the distance pouted: "It's really unambitious, if you want me, I love my brother's wife." ”

"Hahaha!!!" Sister Sanmi laughed and twitched all over, and gave Su Luo a thumbs up: "You are ruthless!"

Su Luo said confidently: "That is, most of the brothers in the world turn against each other not because of their brother's unkindness, but because their sister-in-law is too charming......"

"Hahahaha!"

.......

The more ruthless was still behind, Aunt Wang shouted: "Swear a big oa!" and then one of them issued a small card: "Just follow it." ”

Che Xue couldn't help but smile: "Since I entered your Li family, your parents are my parents, family affairs, respect and humility are clear, if you don't follow this example and don't read this feeling, it will be a breach of oath, and the five thunders will be destroyed!"

"Hmm, so you understand, right?" The light was given to Xu Qing'an, who was smiling and stunned on the main seat, and Aunt Wang asked in a serious tone: "If your mother-in-law asks you to wash the dishes and you don't wash them, what will be the consequences?"

"Five thunders extinguished. ”

"Hahahaha

"Okay, it's my husband. ”

Aunt Wang herself couldn't hold back her laughter, and she also accepted Su Luo's dead teasing.

Xiao Li couldn't stand it at all, it turned out that the chairman didn't dislike us for being too childish, he didn't dislike us for being spoofed enough, or the chairman you were more good at playing!

"The two of us have a friendship, although we are not born together, we are willing to die together. Today, we will share the same bed, take care of each other for life, be loyal and righteous, and make a fortune to the end. If there is a treacherous heart, there is no beginning and no end, God is above it, the ghost closes its door, three swords and six eyes, five thunders hit the top, the retribution is clear, and people and gods learn together!"

"Xiao Li knows what it means to have three knives and six eyes, right? Two eyes, three cuts, become six, the consequences are serious, don't do anything sorry for your wife. ”

"Hahaha!"

"Hahahaha!"

......