Chapter 539: The monkey gets angry, it's not trivial
The monkey's eyes opened, and his eyes were full of coldness.
He jumped straight up, full of alcohol.
"Master. Tang Yuxuan saw the monkey and called directly.
"Who is this skinny guy? What, is he also a waiter in this bar?"
Then, he casually pointed at the monkey: "This person is drunk, and he is carrying a bottle of wine in his hand, and he looks like a drunkard, and this person can't ask for it." ”
"It's really unruly, this staff member actually stole the wine in the bar to drink, look at the wine on that table, he drank it, right? I said Young Master Li, you really can't be the boss, do you have such an indulgence of employees?" Bai Ma looked at the monkey and asked Li Fan for a while.
As soon as the white horse finished speaking, the monkey's eyes shrank for a moment, and then, a playful smile appeared on the corner of his mouth: "Who the fuck are you, what do you like to do, it's not your turn to point fingers at me here, do you hear?"
"Before your grandfather and I get angry, you'd better get out of here, otherwise, I'll break your dog's leg and knock out your mouth full of teeth, so as to teach you a great disrespect for me. ”
A sneer appeared at the corner of the monkey's mouth: "I only count three numbers, you'd better cherish these three numbers, do you understand?"
"I'm really convinced, this is really a few bottles of wine, and I don't know what my surname is, what, your name is monkey, right? Drink a few bottles of wine, and become a Monkey King? Give me three numbers, look at you to be capable, tell you, from this moment on, this bar belongs to me." ”
"I'll give you three numbers, you get out of here, otherwise, I...."
The white horse learned to speak with the monkey, and before he could finish speaking, the monkey picked up the beer bottle and threw it at the white horse.
This beer bottle whistled past Li Fan's ear, and made Li Fan shiver.
This white horse, apparently not a fuel-efficient lamp, he actually dodged this blow.
The monkey smiled coldly and said, "I didn't expect that I was still a practitioner." ”
"You're not bad, it seems that you have some ability, no wonder your tone was so crazy just now. Bai Ma smiled slightly and looked at the monkey: "Forget it, I was wrong just now, how about everyone shake hands and make peace?" If you are willing to stay, I will give you one percent of the shares of the bar, but the premise is that you are responsible for showing me the field." ”
"This bar is so hot, there is no master to watch the scene, I don't worry. Hakuba said abruptly.
Whether it is Mazi or Changqing or Ma Chao, Bai Ma does not dare to appoint.
After all, this reminiscence of the past is too hot, maybe these people can suppress the gangsters in the East China Sea, the ruffians or something, but what about from other places?
Those thorns from the provincial capital, as well as the big and young people from all over the country, these people, Mazi and others can't be suppressed!
Hakuba has his own business to deal with and can't come to the bar every day, so as soon as the monkey makes a move, he sees the monkey's extraordinaryness and wants to subdue him.
"Otherwise, what kind of treatment did you say before, I specified that it would not be worse than what Li Fan gave you, how about it?" Looking at the monkey, Bai Ma asked with a smile.
"You want me to give you my life?"
When the monkey heard this, the corner of his mouth smiled disdainfully, he took a few steps towards the white horse, and said with a smile in the corner of his eyes: "Okay, it's not a big problem, it doesn't matter how much money you give, after all, I'm not very short of money." ”
"You just have to promise me a few conditions. The monkey looked at the white horse and laughed.
"Tell me about it. A smile tugged at the corner of Hakuba's mouth.
"Before I go to work, you have to come over and kowtow to me, as a sign of greeting me, and besides..."
As soon as the monkey made the first condition, the white horse became angry, he frowned, and directly interrupted the monkey's words: "You are playing me?"
Li Fan and Tang Yuxuan next to him couldn't help laughing.
"I don't have it, I'm serious, you just need to kowtow to me twice at work, kowtow to me twice after work, I can barely show you the field, besides, I like to drink, and I love Louis XIII, just drink enough for me every day, I don't drink very well, I drink more than ten or twenty bottles a night, how about it?"
Looking at the white horse, the monkey smiled and said, "If you can meet these conditions, then I will add more." ”
"For example... Do you have a wife? If so, send it to me, and let her come and accompany me at night, if not, your mother can do it. ”
"Grass mud horses... You look for death. The monkey's words fully angered the white horse.
But the monkey still smiled and said, "If you can meet all this, then I can only say nothing." ”
That's right, the monkey is indeed playing white horse.
No matter how generous the white horse offers the monkey, the monkey will not agree.
There is only one boss of the monkeys, and that is the rakshasas.
Monkeys only do things for one person, and that is the rakshasas.
Looking at the white horse, the monkey said calmly: "I gave you three numbers just now, but you didn't cherish it well, so from now on, you will begin to regret it." ”
"Hmph, I really thought that if I had two hits, I wouldn't be able to take anyone seriously, right?" Hakuba smiled coldly, and instantly poked out his fist and came towards the monkey.
The monkey looked drunk, and even walked a little unsteadily, but in the face of the white horse's attack, he was able to dodge them one by one.
It's like a coincidence.
", the master will still get drunk. Looking at the monkey, Tang Yuxuan showed a look of adoration.
"What a drunken fist, he just drank too much. Li Fan said lightly.
The monkey kept backing and retreated to a wine table, where he suddenly fell on his stomach.
", what's wrong with the master?" Tang Yuxuan said nervously.
Li Fan also swallowed his saliva: "The monkey won't drink too much, will he faint?"
The white horse showed a sinister smile on the corner of his mouth, and he thought that his opportunity had come, so he pounced directly.
Unbeknownst to him, the monkey suddenly turned over, and his arms were full of beer bottles.
The monkey threw it casually, and a beer bottle smashed directly into the white horse's body.
With a bang, the beer bottle shattered.
Li Fan frowned and was stunned for a moment, how could this beer bottle shatter when it hit a person at such a close distance? This is not in line with common sense.
Immediately afterwards, the monkey threw out another one, Li Fan observed carefully, the moment the monkey threw out the beer bottle, he clenched it hard, if you get close and observe carefully, you will find that the monkey's grip actually made the wine bottle crack.
The monkey picked up a dozen bottles, and I don't know how he held them.
It's like he has a suction cup on his body, which is specifically capable of sucking this bottle.
Bang bang more than a dozen wine bottles, all of which smashed on the white horse's body, and finally the white horse turned red in his white clothes.
A lot of glass pieces have pierced the white horse's body.
In particular, Hakuba's face was disfigured.
"Grass mud horse, Lao Tzu will kill you. ”
At this moment, the white horse was anxious, he directly took out his gun and aimed it at the monkey.
When the monkey saw the gun, not only was he not afraid, but he laughed hesitantly: "Play with me? ”
"Die. ”
Bai Ma didn't hesitate and directly pulled the trigger, Tang Yuxuan screamed in fright, and wanted to rush up to block the gun for the monkey, but the monkey just had a calm face, and he also took out a gun in his hand, aimed it at the white horse, and directly pulled the trigger.
With a loud bang, the two bullets collided in the air, forming a spark that dispersed.
"What?
When the white horse saw this scene, his eyes widened and he was surprised, after all, two bullets collided together, what a coincidence.
Of course, this is not a coincidence, this is the monkey's mastery of marksmanship.
Bai Ma's expression was just flustered for a second, but then, he pulled the trigger again.
He knew that the monkey also had a gun in his hand, that is, whoever shoots fast will win.
But just as he was about to pull the trigger, a bullet inexplicably hit his thigh, and he knelt down directly, and when he raised his head, the monkey was already holding a gun to his head.
White Horse's face showed a look of fear: "Who the hell are you?"
Hakuba's face turned pale from fright, and the monkey smiled and said, "I'm just a little bar waiter." ”