Volume 1 Big Mouth Walks in All Directions Chapter 136 There is no door
On the outskirts, outside the desolate house, a large group of people are farming monsters with sharp blades, no, they are dealing with monsters.
Wu Gang kept talking trash at this time, and foul language was sprayed out like a surging river, regardless of whether the horse-headed monster understood it or not, he scolded as much as he could.
He scolded happily, but his feet did not stop, and he was all over the scene.
Everyone was stunned, even the gangster boss of the Zhou Dynasty had a stunned expression, he knew that Wu Gang was quite capable of talking, and he had enlightened their brothers before, but he didn't expect that this person would scold the street is also a must.
The horse-headed monster seemed to be able to really understand Wu Gang's words, and no one beat him, so he chased after Wu Gang.
At the urging of Wu Gang, Hongxuan and Meng Taiyuan shot arrows one and chased after the other to attack the horse-headed monster.
The dart masters were not stunned anymore, listening to Wu Gang scolding the street while chasing the horse-headed monster to fight.
This is probably the weirdest thing that Gao Zhuang has ever encountered, a large group of people chasing a monster to fight, and the monster is staring at one of them. What is going on?
Gao Zhuang burst into tears, he probably didn't expect that he would be so easy for the first time in his life, and he didn't need any moves, just poke with a spear.
The boss and the others also chased and beat the monster with various wooden sticks, and Wu Gang kept cursing in front of the monster, almost scolding this horse-headed monster from the microbial ancestor at the beginning of the earth to the present.
Lin Yue also looked surprised in secret, this Wu Gang was not a little too much, how did he do it to this extent?
As soon as he was about to make a move, he saw a golden keyboard appear in Wu Gang's hand, Wu Gang grabbed the keyboard and smashed it directly on the horse-headed monster's head, scolding while smashing it: "Think of your kind of garbage, I can beat ten by myself, don't think that your muscles are very good, you are all virtual muscles, I bah!"
His keyboard really floated out of these words, and flew directly to the horseman's body, turning its muscles into virtual muscles, the kind of muscles that looked very majestic, but were actually embroidered pillows.
"Oh my God!
Gao Zhuang stroked his forehead and sighed, he swept the horse-headed monster down with a strong shot, and everyone worked together to subdue the horse-headed monster.
A black mist drifted out of the horseman's body, and the horsehead gradually turned into a normal horse.
The black mist seemed to have spirituality and flew towards Wu Gang, Wu Gang stood there and sneered, seeing that the black mist was about to get closer, he opened his mouth and sucked the black mist in.
"Wu Gang, be careful!" Hongxuan was very nervous and stepped forward to check Wu Gang's condition, and saw that Wu Gang's face was normal, and there was no sign of being possessed.
Poof! Wu Gang let out a fart, and a gas with a very abnormal color was discharged, floating in the air for a while and disappearing.
"It's all right!"
Lin Yue's whole person is not good, the magic weapon of the battle of the gods, the resentful spirit on it has devoured countless ghost things, and after being inhaled by Wu Gang, it has become a fart???
Wu Gang opened his hands and said, "Don't panic, everyone, it's chicken-flavored!"
Everyone nodded and said, "It tastes like this, no, that's not the point! Why did you eat this black mist! Normal people wouldn't eat this thing!"
Wu Gang said with a smile: "A little black fog, it's not enough to worry about, everyone continue to sleep." ”
Meng Taiyuan stepped forward to observe Wu Gang and said, "If you have anything, just say it." ”
Wu Gang nodded, signaling that he knew. Gao Zhuang walked up and said, "It's because I looked down and looked away, it turned out that the cultivation of the Taoist was so profound." ”
Wu Gang glanced at him and said, "It's okay, it's just a cloud of fog, it's not a big deal." The taste is still ok. ”
A drop of cold sweat broke out on Gao Zhuang's forehead, and he hurriedly stepped back to check if there was anything wrong with the dart.
The white cat squinted at Wu Gang and said, "Yes, you're not afraid of diarrhea." ”
Wu Gang said helplessly: "No way, this thing rushed over by itself, I had to fulfill it." ”
He touched his belly, he didn't feel it at all, this black mist possessed horse turned into a monster is very powerful, but after entering his stomach, it becomes a fart, this logic, Wu Gang can't explain it.
Lin Yue fell to the side, and he had to rethink what method he should use to attract Meng Taiyuan's attention.
At dawn, everyone once again embarked on the road to Chaoge, and after last night's incident, everyone looked at Wu Gang differently.
This man ate a very strange black mist yesterday and didn't do anything at all, which shows that his cultivation is profound.
Wu Gang didn't explain, he couldn't explain either, at that time, he felt that this black mist looked like a marshmallow, and he couldn't help but eat it.
Gao Zhuang checked the white bone banner and found nothing unusual, so he hurried away with confidence.
In fact, at this time, the white bone banner has completely lost its efficacy, and it is a super ugly flag.
A large group of people suddenly appeared in front of them, looking at the bright weapon in their hands, it was obviously a professional robbery.
Wu Gang glanced at the boss, and this guy smiled and said, "If you don't go out for a walk, you're really a frog at the bottom of the well, haha, but I'm already a serious worker." ”
Obviously, this boss is also very convinced by this gang of robbers, and the weapons are obviously professional.
Wu Gang motioned for Hongxuan and Meng Taiyuan to observe secretly, and he stepped forward and said, "Dare to ask the strong man what is the matter." ”
Gao Zhuang looked sideways, and the young man snatched his lines.
Wu Gang didn't care about Gao Zhuang's reaction and said: "Passing by here today, I hope that the strong men will have a convenient way." ”
One of the robbers at the head said, "Let you go?" ”
Wu Gang knew that this group of people were all outlaws, and reasoning would not work for them, but he still said very politely: "Everyone is eating on the rivers and lakes, why bother to force each other?"
The robber said, "You have said that you will eat with all your mouths, so why don't you want to leave the money?"
Wu Gang looked at the robbers with a smile on his face, and the robbers thought that he had changed his mind and wanted to keep the money.
"You're all rubbish. ”
Wu Gang said this sentence lightly, with endless contempt.
"What are you talking about!
The robber waved his hand and was about to step forward and prepare to use force.
Everyone behind Wu Gang was about to start moving, but they saw Wu Gang take out his keyboard and said: "I said that you are garbage, as a garbage, you have to have the consciousness of garbage, you don't work hard, use violence all day long, is it still the Stone Age? Are your brains not purified? You are all primitive people, the kind of people that your father gave birth to you in the wild? Oh, maybe I'm right, otherwise you wouldn't have been so eager to come up and stop me from talking, right?"
"You ······"
The bandit leader felt a force rise in his chest against his heart, making him very uncomfortable.
His men looked at the bandit leader and said, "Boss, go on, don't talk to him." ”
Wu Gang looked at this little minion and said: "Oh, yes, I forgot about you, I'm afraid you're not a microbe, such a big person has no opinions of his own at all, and he also learned to come out to rob, may I ask if your parents are primitive people? Or are they gorillas? Do you like violence so much? But the violence you use is really funny, may I ask what else can it bring you besides making you full? Oh, I said it wrong." Do you like to use force so much? Just to eat well, is it a waste of it? How good is it to be a soldier in the army? I'm sorry, I forgot that you don't have a brain, so you like to follow the orders of garbage. ”
He said very seriously, although he didn't use the power of the keyboard in his hand, but the bonus of the keyboard also made these little minions fall into deep thought.
That's right, everyone is human, why should I listen to you? I lick my blood and eat every day, but I don't seem to have eaten a decent full meal until now, and my boss is fat and strong.
So many of the little minions stopped and watched their boss rush forward alone.
The leader of the robbers was furious, "Why are you stunned?
One of the little minions said: "Boss, it's not the time of the king of Shang anymore, you can eat anywhere you can farm or anything, why should I go out with you to rob the house." ”
The robber leader said angrily: "This is the rivers and lakes!"
Wu Gang fanned the flames next to him and said: "See, he's lying to you, it's the rivers and lakes that fight and kill, it's really funny, if that's the case, everyone should stop working hard, let's go fight with each other, at that time, no one works, no one farms, what are you going to eat? He just wants you to be cannon fodder, let you die, don't look at him rushing so fast, it's you who will start to die, or you, you, you!"
He pointed to the people in the group of minions and lit them casually, and the faces of the people who were ordered all changed greatly.
Even if they are really brainless people, they know how precious life is, and after listening to Wu Gang's words, they directly began to look at their boss with suspicious eyes.
The bandit leader was furious, pounced on Wu Gang and said, "I'll kill you villain." ”
Wu Gang also yelled: "Trash! You TM is a garbage who uses others, what qualifications do you have to say Lao Tzu!"
The keyboard in his hand blocked the big knife of the robber leader, not to mention, it is worthy of the magic weapon refined by Guangchengzi, although it is a keyboard, it is unusually strong.
"Boss, stop fighting, we're not going to do it. ”
One of the minions lowered his weapon and turned away.
His action was like a spark that directly ignited the crowd.
"Yes, boss, I haven't married a daughter-in-law until now, but I can't just die, you still listen to this brother, he robs his house every day, and it's not a troubled time, what's the use?"
The other, who looked very gentle, said, putting down the weapon in his hand.
He also said to Gao Zhuang, "May I ask if we can go?"
Gao Zhuang nodded and said, "Let's go." ”
Hula, the gang of bandits that was supposed to be a headache here has just dispersed.
The bandit leader wanted to cry without tears, and glared at Wu Gang angrily. Not to be outdone, Wu Gang shouted: "Hongxuan, Tai Yuan, this fool is unrepentant, take it for me!"
Meng Taiyuan and Hongxuan stepped forward in a daze and pressed down the bandit leader.
Wu Gang······ They really obeyed········
Lin Yue, who was secretly observing, spat out a mouthful of blood, this time, he still didn't find a chance to appear as a hero.