"Don't let this pig fall asleep again, take a basin of water and wake him up......"

Chen Guangda looked at a carriage very depressed, Wang Dafu was lying on it on all fours and fell asleep, even if a basin of cold water was splashed down, he didn't wake up, but Cong Xiaowei hugged his arms and sneered: "I actually dare to drug my aunt and grandmother, of course I have to pay it back twice, he won't wake up if he doesn't sleep until tonight!"

"Look at what I'm doing, it's not me who made him drugged, when he wakes up, you can settle accounts with him......"

Chen Guangda glanced at her very weakly, and threw the black pot to Wang Dafu very unjustly, so he rode on the war horse and ordered to set off, and Cong Xiaowei of course understood what was going on, but he didn't bother with him for the first time, just looked back at the carriages with nuclear bombs, and sighed deeply.

Three full days passed, and the long army finally drove in front of a daunting desert, a world of almost yellow sand as far as the eye could see, and the rolling sand dunes brought only a strong sense of despair, and humans were no better than a grain of sand here.

"Guangye, there is the famous Sea of Death in front of you, and the nearest water source will take three days to walk after entering......"

The middle-aged guide rode up on a camel, and Chen Guangda also took off the scarf on his face, licked his chapped lips, and then asked, "Now that the compass is no longer working, are you sure you can take us to the center point, instead of consuming us alive in the desert?"

"Guangye, please rest assured, the geological team was the way I led back then, and I never used a compass to argue the direction......"

The middle-aged guide nodded confidently, and Chen Guangda also waved his hand and said: "Inform the logistics troops to abandon useless materials, and the combat troops will each carry five days of dry food and travel lightly, everyone must be prepared for sun protection, and the military doctor will check the physical condition of the personnel at any time to prevent heat stroke!"

"Yes!"

Several heralds immediately scattered backwards, and the order was quickly conveyed, and after about half an hour everyone was ready, and Chen Guangda shouted loudly: "The combat troops will speed up with me, and the logistics troops will meet us at the oil field and go!"

The long procession went directly to the desert, everyone with a momentum of no regrets, fortunately this is not the Sahara Desert, the Sea of Death is also a combination of the desert and the Gobi, under the leadership of experienced guides, as long as there is no problem, you will definitely be able to reach the center within four days.

The combat troops and the logistics troops quickly distanced themselves, and naturally they brought more than one guide, and Chen Guangda even secretly hid a few guides in the team, in case the guides had bad intentions and led them into a desperate situation.

……

"Whew~ This fucking must be fifty degrees, when is this going to be a head......"

The sweaty Wang Dafu kept complaining, the gauze on his body was almost wet and dry, dry and wet and so back and forth, and even the fat in his body was evaporated a lot, and this was only noon on the second day of entering the desert.

"Guide, what are you hesitating about, you won't get lost......

Chen Guangda's face was a little gloomy and looked at the guide who led the team, the guide hurriedly reined in the camel and stopped, and said in a panic: "It's impossible to get lost, but we're afraid that we've taken the wrong road, because the topography of this place has changed too much, let's take a break for a while, let me go up and take a look!"

"Rest ...... place"

Chen Guangda waved his hand and jumped off the camel directly, they now have no other way than to trust the guide, after all, in this kind of place, even if you look at the map, it is useless, even the military map is almost blank.

"Guangye, there has been a big earthquake in this place, and I am afraid that I will not be able to find the way according to my previous experience......

Three little old men in military uniforms suddenly walked up, it was the guide hidden in the team, and said helplessly: "Since the cataclysm, the weather here has become strange, this place is not a desert at all, I am afraid we can only follow the general direction, but the wrong road is estimated to be indispensable!"

"Five days! We only have five days of dry food, and if we get separated from the logistics troops, we will all be finished, so you guys should think carefully......

Chen Guangda sat on the sand dune with an expressionless face, and the three guides immediately glanced at each other, and hurriedly climbed to the top of the sand dunes to discuss countermeasures, but Wang Dafu suddenly shouted: "Hey~ There is a sand snake! It's an uninfected sand snake, hurry up! Catch it, we're going to have dinner at night!"

Wang Dafu immediately threw away the straw hat on his head, chased the fast-swimming sand snake and ran out, but there were very few responders, everyone was almost collapsed by the scorching sun, and Wang Dafu, a foodie, still had the strength to catch snakes to eat, and he ran as fast as a rabbit.

"Ah......h

Wang Dafu suddenly screamed, and rolled down directly from the sand dune, followed by a black and a bright in front of him, and when he raised his head with a gray face, the sand snake had run away without a shadow, and no one followed him to help him catch the snake.

"Nima, how can this sand dune be like a cliff......"

Wang Dafu scratched his head inexplicably, and this fall was like stumbling off the cliff, but he just wanted to turn back, but suddenly heard a whirling sound, and when he looked back, there was actually a curly-haired earth dog standing on the sand dune looking at him.

"Damn, force your grandfather to eat a big meal......"

Wang Dafu was happy, this is actually a normal dog without a corpse, he immediately pulled out a dagger and ran towards the puppy, and the stupid puppy tilted his head and didn't run, he almost rushed to the sand dune at the speed of a 100-meter sprint, and pounced directly on the puppy, but before it hit his heart, it was cold for most of the time.

"Puff~"

Wang Dafu fell to the ground and gnawed a mouthful of yellow sand directly, but he lay in the sand with a bitter face and did not move, all because there were more than a dozen people standing behind the dunes, and he was directly surrounded, and a girl in a red jacket sneered directly: "Dead fatty! Why do you want to kill my dog?"

"Don't get me wrong, I'm teasing the dog......"

Wang Dafu hurriedly got up from the ground with a smile, he obviously fell into someone else's dog trap, but the girl took off the windshield on her face and said disdainfully: "Teasing the dog?"

"Beauty, don't be angry, smoke a cigarette first and listen to me tell you slowly......"

Wang Dafu smiled and took out a cigarette from his pocket, he couldn't figure out who these people were, looking at their heavily armed desert traveler outfits, it was obvious that they couldn't be ordinary adventurers, in case it was a nail buried here by the coffin mountain, his more than 100 catties of fat would be an explanation.

"What are you smoking! You scared my dog, and you lost money......"

The girl scolded violently, but Wang Dafu was relieved when he heard the word "lose money", as long as he didn't run into the bat monster, he was not afraid, so he lit a cigarette and said with a cruel smile: "Little Niangpi's breath is very big, which oasis are you, do you know who the fat man and I am?"

"Yo~ Could it be that you are still in the desert underworld......"

A tall guy suddenly raised an axe and pointed at Wang Dafu very arrogantly, but Wang Dafu smiled, took out a fireworks stick directly from his pocket and said: "Boy! You're right, fat man, I am the biggest underworld in the country, today I will let you see what a cloud-piercing arrow is, and thousands of troops will meet each other!"

"Huh~"

Wang Dafu pulled the fireworks stick in his hand violently, and a red signal flare immediately rushed into the sky, and a big firework exploded in the air with a "bang", and the faces of a group of men and women immediately changed, and they looked behind the sand dunes with a little nervousness, but after waiting for a long time, no one came out.

"Where's your army......

A group of people all laughed evilly, Wang Dafu blinked in confusion, and hurriedly took out a whistle from his pocket and blew it violently, but the girl suddenly rushed up and kicked him off the sand dune, scolding: "Kick you fat pig to death, see if you dare to pretend to be forced!"

"Don't come here, or I'll kill you......"

Wang Dafu didn't look like a fat man at all, not only did he jump up directly as soon as he rolled on the spot, but he also took the opportunity to pull out the corpse claw spear behind him, and then held the corpse claw spear high and shouted loudly: "Open your dog eyes and take a good look, the six-bar golden hoop corpse claw spear, Lao Tzu is the four demon kings of the corpse collector!"

"Hahaha......"

A group of young men and women all laughed wildly, even the curly-haired puppy barked, and the girl leaned forward and laughed loudly: "The four demon kings, you have read too many fantasy novels, dead fat man, I warn you, if you don't lose money again, we will do it!"

"Okay, if you come up, let's see which of us kills who......"

Wang Dafu spat directly in the palm of his hand, and finally began to move seriously, as long as the other party is not a mutant, he is still no problem dealing with a dozen young people, but the other party actually flinched when he saw his murderous appearance, the girl frowned and snorted coldly: "Hmph~ It's really unlucky, if you encounter a neuropathy, let's go!"

"Brother Liu, has the car been repaired, we're dying of heat......"

The guy with the axe also shouted loudly, but before his words fell, Wang Dafu's eyes suddenly burst out, and he saw two domestic off-road vehicles driving from behind the dunes, he immediately rubbed his eyes vigorously, and suddenly found that the axe in the guy's hand was also rusty, obviously an iron axe.

"I'm going! is there no magnetic field......"

Wang Dafu looked at the two cars in disbelief, but when he saw that the other party was leaving, he hurriedly rushed up again, and said with a smile on his face: "Wait a minute! Ladies and gentlemen, where are you from, can you sell these two cars to me, how much money you can drive, I promise not to bargain!"

"A million! ...... you?"

The girl looked at him like a nervous disorder, but Wang Dafu directly took off his backpack, took out a large handful of gold chains from his bag, and even a lot of diamond rings and necklaces, and said with a smile: "So many jewelry should be enough, I still have two Xixia cigarettes for you, how about it?"

"Get out! take a bunch of fakes and try to cheat us on the car, when we are idiots are not, if you want to buy a car, take out the RMB......"

The girl didn't even look at the jewelry in his hand, but Wang Dafu almost thought that he had heard it wrong, but when he subconsciously looked into the car, there was not only a lot of change and toll bills on the dashboard of the car, but also an Apple mobile phone with a WeChat interface lit up.

"Dear listeners and friends, hello everyone, now insert an emergency road condition information, a three-car rear-end accident occurred on the elevated highway in the east of our city, and the road surface ...... from east to west"

The music in the car suddenly changed, and it turned directly into a radio station, Wang Dafu suddenly looked around at the group of people dumbfounded, pinched his thighs hard, and then asked: "Excuse me! Can you tell me what month and day this year is?"

"September 18, 16 years, ......"

A group of people all looked at him inexplicably, Wang Dafu instantly shook his fat body, and threw the necklace in his hand to the driver like crazy, and after snatching the mobile phone on the center console, he directly pressed a string of phone numbers, and soon heard someone on the phone muttering: "Xixia's phone number?

"I ...... I'm looking for Wang Dafu......"

"Who am you......"

"Click~"

The phone in Wang Dafu's hand fell to the ground, his face also changed dramatically, and he turned around and trembled: "It's over, it's over! It's a trick, it's a fucking hallucination, this is absolutely impossible to cross, yes, yes, yes! Hurry up and take drugs!"