[Today, the chapter of the three little pigs was complained by four-leaf clover, Lu Kuan opened the envelope and saw that it was a blade, and the fart and urine flowed in seconds, so he immediately changed it. 】

On the morning of May 1, the scenic spot was crowded with tourists, Dayu and Ji An got off, and immediately the reporters who contacted the city department followed, and then, I saw Dayu holding the PAD to scan the code one by one, and Cai Leader and Chen Ju looked at each other with no meaning.

The tourists waved their mobile phones one by one and enthusiastically shouted that Dayu would come over and give it a red envelope. There are too many people, Dayu can't take care of it all, it is inevitable that there will be leaks in the middle, and he immediately said urgently: "Dayu, you haven't swept me yet, Dayu ......"

It is indeed difficult to understand the enthusiasm of the tourists from the perspective of a bystander, but it seems that it is not incomprehensible when you think of the madness of the fans during the star concert, the world is crazy.

During this period, a little boy was squeezed down by the people around him, sat on the ground and cried, without making any waves, the cry was drowned in the call, the parents carried him away from the crowd, and the reporter who followed Ji An squeezed out of the crowd, and the camera was aimed at the little boy.

Many people present are sending red envelopes to Dayu, Dayu is happy to receive it, and the tourists are happy, most of them are 5 yuan and 10 yuan, and no one thinks there is anything wrong with this.

Dayu is sweeping, at this time, the sky came from the sound of "whooshing" rain, as if a dark cloud blocked the sun, forming a shadow on the ground to move forward, the tourists raised their heads, and the screams sounded.

51 Almost all the tourists who come to the scenic spot are children in the city, and most of them have caught a single grasshopper, but it is inevitable that a large number of locusts will be overwhelmed by such a black pressure, and it is impossible to be as calm as Qin Laohan.

Screams rang out, some parents held their children in their arms as humanoid shields, some ran to the side to avoid the locust swarm, and even Ji An subconsciously raised his gloves wearing cat's claws to cover his head and face.

Then a locust fell in front of Dayu, and the big bear slapped Chengxiang in the face.

MC Nail, who was undercover in the live broadcast room of Ji An, saw people's panic reactions, and laughed in front of the screen: "Panic! Fear! Soon, the locust plague will continue to grow and gnaw away everything they see, muhahaha~"

In the scenic canteen/souvenir shop, Qin Laohan sneered in a low voice: "I haven't seen the world, so I don't want to give money for nothing." On the shelves around him, there are all kinds of handmade bamboo dragonflies, bamboo grasshoppers, and bamboo crickets woven from bamboo strips, all of which are colored and look vivid.

In the live broadcast room, after all, across the screen, the audience is very calm,

"It turned out that there was a locust plague in Guanzhong, and when I saw the news in the morning, I thought it was a lie. ”

"I also saw the news in the morning, the locust plague should be real, but the big grasshopper in the size of the kitten in the photo must be fake. ”

"Hey, it's like this every time, always fooling people with some blurry, dark, and unclear photos, isn't it interesting? ”

"I don't agree with what you say, how do you know it's all fake, what if there's a photo in it that's real?"

"I shot a big locust in 1991, I was on the news, and now I can still find photos, and the locusts are bigger than the ones in the morning news. ”

"Please, 1991 was fake news or not, the photos were obviously photoshopped. ”

"You had a computer in '91, and it was all the time, and no one can prove that it was fake news. ”

"Honestly, there is no arthropod in the world that is so big that it needs 10 times more oxygen in the atmosphere than it is now. ”

"I'll tell you the truth, are coconut crabs arthropods? 1 meter coconut crab video don't tell me you haven't seen it. ”

"Hahaha, joke, that's a crab, it lives in the sea, can it be the same as on land?"

"Hahaha, I'm sorry, coconut crabs really live on land. ”

"You are messing around, stealing concepts, coconut crabs and grasshoppers are not the same species, how can they be compared. ”

"I think you are vexatious, and you have the ability to prove that there are no such big grasshoppers in the world. ”

"It's because it can't be proven, so it's said to be false. The essence of science is falsifiable, and everything that cannot be proven false is a bull, a ghost, a snake, and a god. ”

"Forget it, it's not fun to talk to people like you. ”

Many years ago, people insisted that they didn't believe it, so as to show their IQ and not be easily deceived, but now, more and more people choose to believe with their eyes closed, not that they don't know the truth or falsehood, but if they don't believe anything, what's the meaning of a dry life?

More than 80% of foreign leaders and scientists choose to believe that there is a special existence, are they really stupid?

Believe it or not, in fact, it is just an attitude to life.

Since Ji An had already predicted that he would enter the mountain with Dayu today, the number of people in the live broadcast room has exceeded 4 million one after another, and seeing the arguments between the two parties in the barrage, many people are the same as Ji An, and they are also confused: "What news are you talking about?"

"yes, yes, tell me about it. ”

"You can see the big locusts in Baidu, and the news just came out in the morning, a farmer photographed a fried chicken the size of a kitten in the field where the locust swarm flew last night, and according to the farmer, the big grasshopper flew into the mountains. ”

"Really?"

After a while, many friends searched for the news, and the essence of foodies was undoubtedly revealed

"6666, it's a pity that it's too far away from my house to catch it. ”

"Added to the KFC Nutritious Lunch. ”

"Good fellow, such a big grasshopper, doesn't it roast like eating chicken legs?"

"Where, where, tell me! I'll do it for the people of the Heavenly Path!"

"Get out!

MC's face darkened, and he sent with a trumpet: "Are you still catching such a big locust?"

"Why are you afraid?"

"Can people still be afraid of eating?"

"Isn't it just a chicken that can fly? ”

"Ahhhh!!h ”

"Yes, if there is, my brother will definitely find it. ”

"Anchor, I'm a staff member of the XX Museum, if you can catch it, whether it's dead or alive, we will pay 1 million to collect this grasshopper corpse. ”

"Little brother, you must not sell it! Just this one, you can make more money, it would be a pity not to eat it!"

"Mmmm, support the little brother to eat this grasshopper essence~"

"People have said that no matter whether he lives or dies, the little brother can eat half and sell half. ”

Ji An, the unscrupulous anchor, patted his chest and said: "Okay, I'm sure everyone will eat it! I don't want the money!"

Seeing a large wave of 666 on the screen, the corners of MC nails' eyes twitched, and the foodies of the Great Huaguo made it feel afraid, and unconsciously worried about the plague locust that had been fed the evil fruit, according to their taste, if their own bane appeared in the world, I am afraid they would not be able to escape the fate of being eaten......

What made MC nail vomit blood even more was that the friends near the city in the live broadcast room ganged up and went to the Guanzhong Plain for a picnic as a family.

In fact, its first evil fruit was very bad at the right time, just in time for the 51 long holiday and seven days of happiness, full of food and drink enough for you, me and him~ Those locusts on the Guanzhong Plain are really not enough to eat......

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