Chapter 1 Bragging is also taxable

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Xia Xuan parked the car in front of the Song Group, holding a bouquet of flowers in his hand, ready to surprise his girlfriend Huang Tingting on her birthday.

He and Huang Tingting are college classmates, and the two fell in love at the beginning of their freshman year, although they are no longer in the same city after graduation, they can only meet once a month, and their relationship has slowly faded with the passage of time.

He also realized the difficulty of a long-distance relationship, so he resigned and prepared to come to Huang Tingting's city to work together.

Huang Tingting wore a set of Chanel's goose-yellow dress, stepped on Gucci high heels, Hermes in her hand, a one-carat diamond on the middle of her left hand, and a Patek emerald watch on her wrist.

The beloved one is getting closer and the heart is beating faster.

Xia Xuan saw that Huang Tingting was about to come to the car, and was about to get down.

A man came down with a bouquet of flowers from the BMW next to him and handed it to Huang Tingting.

Huang Tingting accepted the flowers, her face was full of happy smiles, and she kissed the man.

Xia Xuan saw his girlfriend with someone else, and his heart hurt like a knife.

He wanted to surprise Huang Tingting, but Huang Tingting gave him a surprise, what an ironic reality.

Xia Xuan was unwilling to face this sad reality, and leaned on the steering wheel to play dead.

"I should be under the car, not in the car......"

Xia Xuan was about to leave when his mobile phone rang.

Huang Tingting also heard the mobile phone ringing, pulled the man to Xia Xuan's car and said, "Xia Xuan, it turns out that you are also here, are you waiting for me?" I'm sorry, I already have a new boyfriend, this is my boyfriend Zhao Gang." ”

Xia Xuan knew that it was useless to pretend to be dead now, so he could only face reality.

Countless thoughts flashed through Xia Xuan's heart, how to face this embarrassing moment.

Scolding Huang Tingting, who is empathetic and don't fall in love?

A rival in love who snatches love with a horizontal knife?

Xia Xuan shook his head, feeling that this was very cheap, and it would not be able to restore reality, and it would make him lose his dignity.

He gritted his teeth and pretended to be chic: "No, I'm not waiting for you, I'm waiting for my girlfriend." ”

Zhao Gang hugged Huang Tingting and said as if declaring sovereignty: "Hehe, isn't your girlfriend Tingting? But it's a pity, she is now my girlfriend, and you are destined to not wait for her." ”

Xia Xuan laughed and said, "Who said that my girlfriend is Huang Tingting." I'm tired of playing with her, I've broken up with her, you're just taking over. I just find a new girlfriend who is a hundred times more beautiful than her. ”

Zhao Gang originally wanted to step on Xia Xuan, but he didn't expect it, and was stepped on back by Xia Xuan instead.

He was upset for a moment, patted Xia Xuan's Baojun and said, "Hmph, you think that if you brag and don't pay taxes, you can talk nonsense." Just rely on you, a broken treasure horse, and you also want to find a beautiful woman as a girlfriend, dream. ”

Women are vain.

Although Huang Tingting didn't like Xia Xuan anymore, she still felt very unhappy when she heard that Xia Xuan could find a girlfriend who was a hundred times more beautiful than Huang Tingting.

She frowned and said, "Xia Xuan, you still don't change, you still like to brag so much, why did you break up with me, find a new girlfriend, and lied to ghosts."

With your 5,000 salary, you can only buy street stalls to buy clothes, you can only buy coarse grains when you buy a mobile phone, you can only buy Baojun when you buy a car, and the rest of your body reveals a cheap atmosphere, isn't it that I was blind at the beginning, will anyone like you?"

Xia Xuan's boast was punctured by the two, but he didn't feel embarrassed, but he still continued to brag without blushing and without a heartbeat: "It's really not me bragging, my girlfriend is not only beautiful, but also capable, if she wasn't busy working overtime, I would have let her come down to see you right away." ”

"Ding, congratulations to the host for bragging 100,000 times and activating the bragging tax system. As long as the host's boast is taxed, it can become a reality. ”

Xia Xuan couldn't help but get excited.

He was particularly fond of bragging, as a way to maintain his humble self-esteem.

It's just that bragging is bragging after all, and it can't become a reality, it can only be embarrassing, and once the cowhide is punctured, it will be extremely embarrassing.

But with the bragging tax system, it's different, and the bragging can become a reality, and there will be no more embarrassing bragging.

He said, "Bragging about taxes can be true? Then I can brag that I have a new girlfriend, and it can be true?"

"Yes, I'm the system elf Ding Ding, now I'm going to explain to you how to use this system.

One, you can communicate with me with your mind, so that others don't find out that you have something systematic.

Second, you have to take the password that it's really not me bragging, and turn on the bragging mode.

Third, after entering the bragging mode, the system will analyze the difficulty of your bragging, calculate the bragging tax for you, and automatically deduct the tax from your account.

Fourth, after the tax deduction is successful, you can cash in on your bragging.

Fifth, bragging is not nonsense, in order to avoid the host bragging, according to the level of the host, the tax amount of each bragging will be set, and the system is not responsible for cashing out the bragging that exceeds the tax payment limit. ”

Immediately afterwards, an attribute template appeared in front of Xia Xuan:

Host: Xia Xuan

Level: 1

Experience: 1/2.

Tax payment limit: 1000.

"Dingding, how is the bragging tax determined?"

"Host, in order to fulfill your bragging, this system can provide you with a magic rose, as long as you hold the magic rose in your hand and confess to any woman, you can make her your girlfriend. This magic rose is worth 10,000 yuan, boasting a tax rate of 10%, you need to pay 1,000 yuan in tax, the automatic tax payment is completed, and the magic rose is sent to the host instantly. ”

Immediately afterwards, Xia Xuan had an extra red rose in his hand, exuding a refreshing fragrance.

Xia Xuan looked at the roses in his hand and believed in the existence of the system.

Otherwise, how can you explain the sudden appearance of roses?

Now it's developed.

You only need to pay a 10% tax rate, and you can get ten times the revenge, which is too cost-effective.

After paying 999 yuan, you can have a new girlfriend, round your bragging, and you don't have to be embarrassed.

If you brag about yourself with 10,000 yuan, as long as you pay 1,000 yuan, you can get a tenfold reward, and it is not a dream to blow it all the time and become the richest man in the world.

Zhao Gang heard the first sentence of Xia Xuan's exchange with the system, and said with a smile: "Xia Xuan, you admit that you are bragging." How can you find a casual girlfriend who is more beautiful than Tingting? I think if you find an old woman who sweeps the floor, others may not look down on you. ”

At this time, a beautiful woman walked out of the door of the company, she was wearing a set of professional skirts, with neat short hair, and she was heroic.

Xia Xuan pointed to the beautiful woman and said, "Believe it or not, I just need to go over and give her a rose, and I can make him my girlfriend." ”

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