Xu Qian was also secretly frightened, he didn't think that the book "Xueba's Black Technology Life" was so awesome, and now the popularity of this book is difficult to measure.

Xu Qian only felt that he could lie in bed in the next life, and this feeling was really refreshing.

Xu Qian rolled back and forth on the bed.

After the excitement passed, Xu Qian went to Longkong for a walk.

[Intellectual retardation in the online article?]

Xu Qian was attracted by this title.

"The heroine is panda blood, once she was seriously injured and needed a blood transfusion, and the male protagonist killed a panda. ”

Xu Qian。。。。。。。。

Such a plot is mentally retarded enough.

The heroine was forced to sleep, very reluctantly, and suddenly noticed that this man actually had thirty-six abdominal muscles, and then she was fascinated, and she fell asleep in a daze. ”

Xu Qian。。。。。。。。。

"Convinced, read the novel, the heroine is two months pregnant, and the doctor came out and asked, which one will be protected by adults and children? I'll take it, if adults go for two months, can the child be saved? Where is it?"

Xu Qian pursed his lips and smiled.

"Women are often in love, as soon as she sings, the emperor loves her, the prince loves her, even the eunuchs love her, and she is jealous of all women. ”

"Suddenly, Long Tianzhu felt that he was caught in the long river of love, I have never seen such a special person, and the white lotus that can be seen everywhere is completely different, and I want my money as soon as I come up, I, Long Tianzhu, the first president of the universe, fell in love with him deeply, I put the card in the hand of the male waiter, and blew him up. ”

"Woman, you are playing with fire, I imprisoned you, abused you, beat your children, killed your parents, and took your family's inheritance, just because I loved you too much. ”

。。。。。。。。。。

Xu Qian can only see here, and if he has time to watch it slowly, this kind of mentally retarded bridge is also quite interesting.

In the private street group:

Destiny God @ Xu Qian: "Cave God, take a look at this link." ”

Xu Qian opened this link, and it turned out to be an author's stop and comment that "the author submitted an article in Nature during the Spring Festival, and I didn't think about submitting it for review, and now the review comments are back, and two of the three reviewers suggested publication, and one was very interested, and it was recommended to do further verification." ”

"The author's lab was shocked, our lab had never published a nature-level article before, and my direction had never published a heavyweight article, so the author had no time to write a novel, and he had to focus on scientific research. ”

Xu Qian was stunned.

If this is true, then it is really amazing, the weight of nature needless to say, those who have read Xuebawen should know that the three major magazines of "Science", "Nature", and "Cell", the reality is even more exaggerated than the novel.

Zombie: "Big guy." ”

Aragami: "There have been a lot of strange endings recently, I saw an author who won the lottery and went straight to the eunuch. ”

Sword God: "I saw an author who was caught, not to mention it." ”

Dingding: "I saw an author go on a blind date. ”

Zombie: "I heard that an author was caught in a pyramid scheme. ”

Lion: "I heard that an author was green and went to the adulterer to take revenge. ”

God: "Who is responsible for this bad head?"

Zombie: "Who the hell started this bad head?"

Aragami: "Who is responsible for this bad head?"

Xu Qian。。。。。。。。。。

Xu Gan's strange ending made many people scramble to imitate, and all kinds of strange endings came out, but the first person to eat crabs was a genius, and the people after him were not as beautiful as Xu Qian.

An Zhishui: "...... Are you there?"

Xu Qian: "Aren't you broadcasting?"

An Zhishui: "Rest for a while, I want to talk to you." ”

Xu Qian: "Hmm. ”

An Zhishui: "Just now an audience asked me, she graduated with an ordinary master's degree with a monthly salary of 5,000, and a blind date with a man, the other party graduated with a master's degree from 211, and now works in a Fortune 500 company, with an annual salary of only 100,000, and no car or house, she looks down on each other?"

Forehead??????

Xu Qian was a little stunned.

Master's degree graduation looks down on 211?

The other party also works in the world's top 500 companies.

Xu Qian: "I don't think a man is worthy of her, she is at least worthy of a doctorate, what is a Fortune 500 company, at least the company's CEO can match her, how can you do it without a car or a house, how can you get millions in cash." ”

Anzhi Water 。。。。。。。。

Xu Qian: "Now in China, an annual salary of 100,000 yuan is not enough to see, look at those successful people who do not have an annual salary of one million." ”

Anzhi Water 。。。。。。。。

"Women can't wronged themselves, must not compromise, I used to have a friend, is to insist on not to settle on themselves, and finally a young man in our city who did business married her, younger than her, when the wedding sensation in our city, it is said that what are the top ten young entrepreneurs, and after marriage is particularly obedient, especially spoiled her, I also have a friend, in his forties, a little fresh meat in his twenties fell in love with her, and finally two people lived happily together, I also have a friend in his sixties, guess what, the richest man in our province is just this mouthful……”

"By the way, my 80-year-old single grandmother downstairs married a Saudi prince who is only in her twenties, and the prince picked her up on a private jet to Saudi Arabia for a vacation a few days ago, and the prince has thirty-six abdominal muscles and looks very handsome。。。。。 ”

An Zhishui watched a lot of coke, and chatting with Xu Qian every day was the happiest thing for her.

An Zhishui: "Don't be poor. ”

Xu Qian: "Hahaha, I just think this little girl is very funny." ”

An Zhishui: "Now many people have been brainwashed by the media, thinking that an annual salary of 100,000 yuan is not enough to see, girls only know how to spend all their money, thinking that this is economic independence, and the world is too harsh on boys." ”

Xu Qian: "...... You're so stupid, how come you're not brainwashed. ”

An Zhishui: "Hmph, ignore you." ”

Xu Qian: "I apologize. ”

An Zhishui: "Hahaha, I've been fooled." ”

Xu Qian: "Sample." ”

An Zhishui: "I think this girl is a little uneasy, the other party's conditions are good, you should think about it, the other party works in the world's top 500 companies, although there is no car or house for the time being, but there is a lot of room for improvement." ”

Xu Qian: "No, you are still too narrow-minded, now there are tens of millions more boys than girls, girls are cherished animals, boys will die if they don't get married, she should have better pursuits." ”

Anzhi Water 。。。。。。。

Xu Qian: "This girl just doesn't want to struggle, doesn't want to work hard, wants to find a ready-made car and house, but she doesn't deserve the life she expects, in fact, this boy is a potential stock, she doesn't want to bet on it." ”

An Zhishui: "I think you are the biggest potential stock. ”

Xu Qian: "Hahaha, I have a vision, I also think so." ”