After the audience laughed, they realized that studying excavator repair at the Faculty of Arts was not the most ruthless.

Tease: I didn't go to university, but I heard that Mr. Wang was one of the four great talents of the Faculty of Arts!

He still wanted to be modest, and hurriedly said, "No me." ”

Immediately a reversal,

Tease: "He can do nine!"

He glared at him and said, "I'll do it for nine ????."

Tease: "Uh-huh!"

"Don't, don't, don't be the four great talents, I'm not even the Eight King Kongs!"

"Aren't you ranked like 3579? The eldest is the third, the second is the fifth, the third, the seventh, you, the ninth, !!."

Tease the innocent face of the fingers, timidly look at the teasing, my explanation is perfect!

Tou: The Faculty of Arts sorted out the difference series?

Tease: This shows that you are both civil and military!

Spectator:

"Poof, equal difference series!"

"Hahahaha!"

In the burst of laughter, cross talk enters the main line, which is the traditional common "crooked criticism", this form abounds, but the two cross talk actors are martial arts and teasing, combining traditional Chinese cultural idioms, mythological stories and foreign myths, ancient and modern Chinese and foreign gatherings, the rhythm is compact, and the laughter is frequent.

Funny: "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" classic, how good Wei Shu and Wu are, especially when I look at the military division!

Hold: Strategist!

Tease: The strategists are fighting wits and courage, especially the strategists in it, my favorite three.

Tou: Which three?

Tease: Zhuge Liang, Kong Ming, Wolong My favorite ......."

Spectator:

"Poof!"

"Haha, in your eyes, these are three!"

......

Not only that, but it also organically combines various local dialects.

Tease: Emperor Yan's daughter, called Jingwei!

Hold: The nickname is Nuwa

Funny: One day rowing a boat on the sea, I saw a wind and waves coming, yes, I said in my mouth, "Niangniang (Baoji dialect), this wind and waves are too big!"

Hold: Hey, hey, where is this Baoji person!

Tease: Didn't you say that you were the daughter of Emperor Yan? Isn't Emperor Yan from Baoji? Emperor Yan's Mausoleum is still in Baoji!

Do you dare to say that he is not right?

"You say that destroys the beauty of mythology!"

"I'm respecting historical facts!"

is straightforward and irrefutable, and there is nothing wrong with even praising the father to chase the day with Baoji words,

"Not every tribal leader is a Baoji person. ”

"Descendants of Yan and Huang, do you want to change the Huangling dialect for you?"

Is there a problem, no, continue to be straightforward!

There is even more excessive, the third prince of the Dragon King who speaks Tangshan dialect brings a Yaksha who speaks Henan dialect, and there is still nothing wrong with it.

"Am I not trying to distinguish between the characters? Niania is too stormy, who?"

"Jingwei!"

"What the monkey is pinching, who?"

"Third Prince. ”

"What are you doing?"

"Nakshatra. ”

"Look, it's so clear!"

"Hahahaha!"

The audience burst into laughter!

The audience burst into tears, no matter how exaggerated and bizarre it is, in the end, they will give you a perfect circle back, knowing that he is messing around, but it just makes you have nothing to say, so I ask you if you are convinced!

"Oops, that's funny!"

"Every line is a joke!"

"Haha, my lower abdominal muscles, it seems that I won't be able to recover in half a month!

.......

The jokes are actually still relatively old, and there are a lot of crooked criticisms of famous works in the past, if they are mainly based on crooked criticisms of classical works, even if they cover Jingwei reclamation, Kuafu chasing the sun, Nezha making trouble, flooding Jinshan Temple and other jokes, it will inevitably make cross talk fans feel that they lack novelty and stamina.

But on the basis of this original, after rubbing Baoji dialect, Wuhan dialect, Tangshan dialect, Henan dialect, Sichuan dialect and other dialects into it, it immediately makes people feel bright!

There is a saying in the cross talk industry that "once in hand, over and over again, once in skill, again in dismantling and washing, and again in a new one." ”

If you have to find fault, it is that Su Luo is too hurried and the preparation time is too short, so that the two cross talk teachers do not have too much time for better polishing.

But this is an authentic Shaanxi cross talk, the northwest cross talk is characterized by a fast rhythm, and the old Beijingers in the teahouse leisurely make a pot of tea, first listen to the cross talk actors gag for half an hour, and then shake out the burden is a completely different feeling.

The rhythm of the whole cross talk is compact and there is a lot of baggage, this kind of cross talk is very suitable for the rhythm of the party stage, and there is almost no respite for people throughout the whole story, so that the audience laughs from beginning to end, and they can't stop at all.

On Weibo,

"It's been a long time since I've seen such a good cross talk, there is no ethics, no, no, no pee, no fart, and works that can make everyone smile, it's really rare in the current cross talk market, like it!"

"Ethics is greasy to listen to, and Internet jokes have already heard vomiting, and now I listen to this light-hearted cross talk, and I feel really good!"

"I don't know cross talk, and I rarely listen to it, but this cross talk made me and my dad laugh tears!"

"There is not a single Weibo joke in the whole article, it is definitely the conscience of the industry!"

"Poof, the third prince, kelp essence!"

"The third prince of the dragon king is dancing rhythmic gymnastics, haha!"

.......

In the second half of the Dream Home Spring Festival Gala, it is completely a comedy field, changing the style of the first half that shocked people to the point of exploding their scalps, first a fan-like funny skewer song Tianxiu, followed by a god-level sketch, and then a crosstalk with dense laughter, which made the audience's stomachs laugh again and again, and the rhythm of fainting without laughing and fainting in the past.

The cross talk was also performed, and the two young cross talk actors also withdrew in applause, and the lower abdominal muscles don't need to be rubbed, because they are rubbed in vain, and it is definitely very sour to get up tomorrow morning, and the audience is all out.

"Come on, who's afraid of whom!"

"If you have the ability, don't stop!"

"Haha, keep going, another language show!"

......

Hehe, I don't, I'm almost smiling, it's time to change it, and it's half past eleven, it's too much if you don't have a little creepy at this point in time!

screen,

The camera cuts from the stage to the audience,

"Ahhh!!!h

"Oh oh ~ ~~ !!!"

The scene was boiling instantly, and the crazy screams of the fans could puncture people's eardrums, and the audience watching the live broadcast in front of the screen instantly widened their eyes.

"Mom, look, it's Su Luo!"

"The pit master is back again, I knew he would come back, haha!"

Yes, it's Su Luo, who took off her women's clothes and changed into a black suit, so handsome, sitting in the middle of the first row of the audience at the moment, waving to the camera in a scream!

"Huh, what is he going to perform this time?"

"Why are you sitting in the front row!"

As soon as I saw the subtitles, the national audience was dumbfounded!

What the heck!

It's a magic show!

There is nothing unusual about magic shows, but it is very unusual for the performers to have Su Luo's name written on them!

Can the pit master perform magic tricks?

Are you meowing to me?

At most, he can be a magician's assistant, just hand over the props to run errands, and it won't be his turn to change people or anything, because they usually use sexy beauties, and he hasn't even changed women's clothes!

however

That's not the point, the point is the name of the magic show - "If I can't fool the world's magicians, even if I lose!!

National Audience: "......"

This title is okay, it's very domineering, it's very tricky!

But at this moment, fans just want to flip the table,

"What the hell!"

......