The sketch begins.

Zhu Li: "Uncle Zhang, what about the leg press? ”

Uncle Zhang: "I can't do it with this leg." ”

Many people are surprised, what about Xu Gan? If they don't see Xu Qian, they feel uncomfortable, in fact, Xu Qian is not the absolute protagonist of this sketch, Zhu Li is.

Julie: "Why?"

Uncle Zhang: "This is a real leg." ”

The crowd burst into laughter.

"This is a real leg ......"

"I'm laughing to death!"

"It's so funny, I can't help it. ”

"Hahaha!!!!!"

"Laughing at the dead doesn't pay for your life. ”

Julie: "This is a prosthetic leg, how did you get it?"

Uncle Zhang: "Oh, I want to clean up the little hooligans in the factory back then, and act bravely, don't mention it, don't mention it, Zhu Li, the uncle's leg has been pressed for more than two hours, and no one has come, you can help the uncle take it down." ”

Uncle Zhang: "Okay, goodbye, Julie." ”

: Goodbye, Uncle Zhang.

Lee Hwan Young (elderly): "Zhu Li. ”

Julie: "Mom." ”

Li Huanying (elderly): "You stop for me." ”

Julie: "Oh Mom. ”

Li Huanying (elderly): "Zhu Li, I told you that this child is in a hurry, what are you doing? You said that I took you to your grandmother's house, what happened to you accompanying her? What are you running?"

Julie: "Mom, I can't accompany my grandma." ”

Li Huanying (elderly): "You have no conscience, you said that your grandmother likes you so much, and when I see you, I am behind your ass, Li, Li, why can't you stay?"

Julie: "She's going to sew my pants." ”

The crowd burst into laughter because the camera showed that her pants were bell bottoms.

Julie: "It's the 21st century, it's called fashion." ”

Li Huanying: "Your grandmother used to be a tailor, and when he saw that the pants were torn, can he not sew them for you? ”

Julie turned her head: "Is it good-looking?"

Everyone laughed, and saw a patch of flowers sewn on her buttocks.

Li Huanying: "Then she's all for your good." ”

Zhu Li: "Then she pulled out the needle after sewing and pricked her butt with blood." ”

Everyone burst into laughter again, just thinking that this line was too classic.

Li Huanying (elderly): "You child, can you make your mother happy for a day?"

Julie: "I didn't make you happy one day?"

Li Huanying (elderly): "You made me happy one day. ”

Julie: "I didn't make you happy one day. ”

Li Huanying (elderly): "You said that you made me happy one day, and you said that this kid is annoying." ”

Many people listen to this conversation and only feel a little familiar, as if they were talking to their parents, very cordial.

Julie: "Come after me." ”

Julie is hit by a car, and time and space are shifted.

At the beginning of the incident, the scene of Julie and her mother's daily relationship was selected, and it can be seen that the relationship between mother and daughter has always been so close. It's just that that kind of intimacy, although there are laughs and jokes, is still the most common mode of getting along between mother and daughter - the mother who is always worried about her daughter, and the daughter who understands her mother's love and care but always protests against her mother's excessive worry. This is the most common mode of getting along between mother and daughter.

Then, the shrill crash of a car accident suddenly appears and stops, accompanied by a very modern singing, a dreamlike scene appears, and Julie wakes up from her sleep to find herself back in the fertilizer factory where her mother worked more than 20 years ago.

Everyone else is very curious, can the sketch be like this?

"Girl, don't sleep here, hurry up. ”

Zhu Li woke up: "What? How can you talk? ”

Demolition Boy: "Let's go." ”

"Don't go. ”

"Do you want to go?"

"Don't go. ”

"Prepare for blasting, 3, 2, 1!"

Julie hurried away.

The crowd laughed.

"I'm laughing to death!"

"It's so funny, I can't help it. ”

"Hahaha!!!!!"

"Laughing at the dead doesn't pay for your life. ”

Demolition Boy: "I can't scare you." ”

"Beautiful Times" recalls in the ears, and many people seem to have returned to that era.

"Is this also Xu Qian's creation?"

"Sounds very old. ”

"Xu Qian's creative ability has nothing to say. ”

………………

Vendor: "Tofu, tofu just out of the pot." Tofu brain, just out of the pot tofu brain. ”

Female worker: "It's quite early to get off work, and there is a women's volleyball team in the evening, so I heard that it looks very good." ”

Uncle Zhang: "There is a women's volleyball team......, right?

Zhu Li was very happy to see Uncle Zhang, and at the same time very surprised: "Uncle Zhang, Uncle Zhang, how did you become so young?"

Uncle Zhang: "Who are you? Just call me uncle! ”

Zhu Li: "That, are you Zhang Jiang?"

Uncle Zhang: Yes.

Zhu Li: "I live on Dongfang Road. ”

Uncle Zhang: "Yes." ”

Zhu Li: "I have an injury to my right leg, because I was brave enough to break it." ”

Uncle Zhang: "That's not, my leg was discounted by people who were brave and righteous in molesting women." ”

The crowd laughed:

"...... discounted by those who act bravely"

"This script was only written by Xu Qian. ”

"I'm laughing to death. ”

"Not bad, not bad. ”

Zhu Li: "Uncle Zhang, what year is this?"

Uncle Zhang: Eighty-six years.

Zhu Li: "Is this the No. 1 fertilizer factory?"

Uncle Zhang: Yes.

Julie: "Where's my mother?"

Uncle Zhang: "How do I know where your mother is? Come up and find your mother, you are a little tadpole." ”

Everyone laughed again, this joke couldn't stop at all, and they laughed once in less than half a minute, this script was so well written.

Zhu Li: "No, where is that Li Huanying?"

Uncle Zhang: "It's right here." Who are you?"

Julie: "I'm a relative of his. ”

Uncle Zhang: Isn't this coming, is it there?

"You said that my right eyelid has been jumping lately, and I always feel like something is going to happen. ”

Uncle Zhang: "Stop." ”

"What are you doing? ”

Uncle Zhang: "Look who's coming." ”

"Oh my God. ”

Julie: "I didn't expect you to look like this when you were young. ”

"You are?"

Zhu Li: "You don't know me, but I know you, your name is Li Huanying." ”

An Zhishui: "Who called me?"

An Zhishui appeared, she was slim and wore a double ponytail, which was in stark contrast to the chubby Julie.

"Goddess ......"

"Is this going to kill me?"

"It's hilarious. ”

"Can't stop. ”

…………

"My name is Wang Tiegang, and you're all wrong. Come up and hug me, which scared me. I'll just say that this right eyelid is always jumping, and nothing may happen. ”

Zhu Li: "You're Li Huanying." ”

Li Huanying: It's me! Are you?

Julie was at a loss, and she had mixed feelings when she saw her mother when she was young: "I, I, I. ”

Uncle Zhang: "Isn't this your relative, from the provincial capital." ”

Li Huanying: "My relative?"

Zhu Li: "Do you know Liu Yufen?"

Li Huanying: That's my aunt.

Julie: "That's my aunt. ”

Li Huanying: So who are?

Jia Ling: "I'm your third uncle's or something." I call you Yingzi, and you call me Li. ”

Li Huanying: "Okay." ”

Master Feng exclaimed: "The performance is really good. ”

With Uncle Li's "Isn't she coming", a plump character attracts the audience's greatest attention, and it is easy to mistake this for Li Huanying when he was young.

If you are careful enough, you will find that in this ingenious misunderstanding, An Zhishui has been trying not to be discovered by the audience at this time.

The background music "The stars in the sky don't speak" sounded, and Julie expressed her surprise and excitement at meeting her young mother with a big bear hug.

Sister Tie Gang looked confused...

"Who called me?" the real Lee Hwan Young walked out

The background music "The stars in the sky do not speak" sounded again.

This paragraph is also obviously carefully crafted, compared to the previous paragraph, not only did not hug, but it was Li Huanying who was young and took the initiative to approach Zhu Li.

This paragraph has made Master Feng think about it many times, if the hug with Sister Tie Gang is for fun, then at this time, Zhu Li faced Li Huanying's unconscious small movements, and showed the ingenuity of the design to the fullest: slightly trembling and curling fingers, a slightly stagnant and shy smile, and even the whole body wanted to retreat.

The so-called "closer to home is more timid", this is the case.

The other viewers also sighed, Zhu Li had just crossed back, and a group of female workers saw Wang Tiegang, thinking it was Li Huanying, until the thin An Zhishui came out. We have never seen our parents when they were young, look at ourselves, look at our parents, and instinctively find that chubby mother. It turns out that my mother is a beauty, but time has not treated her well, she has also been a girl with spring, and she will be arrogant, but in front of you, I have never seen her like that, so young, smart, and brave, she is not like the nagging and cautious in your impression.

Uncle Zhang: "You came just in time. You talk to Li Huanying, you are worried about the object, you can talk about her. ”

An Zhishui: "Xiao Zhang, you see that you are in front of the public, what do you say you are doing." What do you make people think of me. ”

Julie: "How do you care what others think of you, aren't you happy?" Tell me what you like about that person, I'll help you chase him." ”

Uncle Zhang: "Isn't this good, you two can talk, I'll go." I can't talk about it, my leg can be restored. ”

Julie: "Don't believe him, his leg hasn't recovered." ”

An Zhishui: "Huh?"

Julie: "You haven't said that yet, what do you like about that person?"

Zhu Li: "Let me tell you, I like that person, his name is Ouyang Zhu, he is the envy of all female workers in our factory, and his voice is very good." Every day at 12 noon, he has a radio. Oops, listen. ”

Like a person, your eyes can't be hidden, and the smile in An Zhishui's eyes is overflowing.

"The goddess is simply beautiful. ”

"Wow, I'm drunk. ”

"It's beautiful, it's so beautiful. ”

………………

Narrator (Xu Qian): "Busy work needs a warm harbor, the fertilizer factory radio station, broadcast for you on time, a good man is me, I am Ouyang." ”

"Xu Qian!"

"It's Xu Qian!"

"Oh my God, it's really Xu Qian. ”

………………

The scene was a sensation, and the chief director of the Spring Festival Gala was shocked, Xu Qian hadn't appeared yet, so he caused such a powerful momentum, is this still necessary?

Julie: "Then where can we find him?"

Trio: "Little sisters, are you looking for your brother?" ”

The three young fertilizers appeared, with a flower shirt, a split head, translucent sunglasses, an exaggerated walking posture, and a background music that could not hear the lyrics clearly, full of comedy.

Julie: "Who is it?"

Threesome: "Three less fertilizers." We are three less fertilizers. I'm black fertilizer, I'm gray fertilizer, I'm gray. We are black fertilizers, and ash will volatilize. ”

"Haha, I'm laughing to death. ”

"It's so funny, I can't help it. ”

"Hahaha!!!!!"

"Laughing at the dead doesn't pay for your life. ”

Black Fertilizer: it.

Julie: Who are they?

Anzhishui: They are the worst people in our fertilizer plant.

Julie: We don't have any money

Gray Fertilizer: Who said I was going to rob you of your money? I'm here today to rob you, hahaha.

An Zhishui: Don't be like this, people haven't been in love yet. Don't do this to me.

Ash fertilizer: Go on the side. You look at you as thin as a knife mantis, don't you think you're beautiful? Hehe, can you get along with me?

"Haha!"

Everyone burst into laughter.

An Zhishui is a goddess in the minds of everyone, but now she is disliked, and the aesthetics of that era are ......

"Fat girl. ”

"It's making me laugh. ”

"It's hilarious. ”

…………

Julie: To tell you the truth, if it had been in my day, I would have agreed.

While everyone is smiling, they are also very sad, countless single dogs have enjoyed their own experiences, not everyone has a boyfriend and girlfriend.

Ash fertilizer: what does it mean?

Julie; Because in my day, almost no one chased me.

Black Fertilizer: That's right, in our time, no one is chasing our big brother.

Ash Fertilizer: Get out of the way.

Black Fertilizer: Big brother, if you don't do that, I'll leave the skinny one.

Gray Fertilizer: Here you go, don't get into it.

Xu Qian: "Stop, you're doing something." Let go of the girl, (coax me below). Let him fly freely in the jungle like a butterfly. ”

"Haha!"

"Xu Qian!"

"It turned out to be Xu Qian. ”

"Looking forward to the stars, looking forward to the moon, I finally looked forward to Xu Qian. ”

Xu Gan's appearance is very pleasantly surprised, although this sketch is also funny, but others can't see Xu Gan and always feel that something is missing, but fortunately he is now on the stage.

"It's cheap!"

"That's so cheap!"

"I'm laughing to death!"

"Laughing to death doesn't pay for your life!"

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Everyone laughed at Xu Gan's actions.

Many people also watched this scene in shock, they knew what this scene meant, which meant that Xu Qian had become the "laughing god" in the hearts of the people, he didn't need to do anything at all, he didn't need to speak, he just stood there, and the audience could be happy watching him.

Such a realm is beyond their reach!

This is the real awesome, this is the person who carries the Spring Festival Gala, this is the successor of the sketch king, and this is the well-deserved people's artist.

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