The well-known whitewashing article has some effect.

The reason why the base director Lao Niu was "poisoned" was because of the calf at home. Friday happened to be the day when the rap show was playing, and when he came home from work, Lao Niu saw the calf shaking his head and shaking his head with the "little gangsters" on TV, and he was angry, and he said: "I know to watch these messy things all day long, can't you read more books if you have time?"

Friday? What's wrong with Friday? What day of the week is the study? Do you know that there is a child in our base, who is not a few years older than you, you look at the people, they are already raising pandas at a young age, they have a house, and they earn a lot of money, so don't turn your brain too fast, and think one after another. ”

After speaking, Lao Niu's own face was hot, and the crooked ideas of the broken child all turned into a big slap, which was imprinted on his face......

Like Feng Shu, how do your children look at it and dislike it, glaring at the loose calf who is not doing right, Lao Niu continued to teach: "Look at you again, ah?

Let me tell you, if you can't get into a key high school in this high school entrance examination, don't go to this school, come to the base as a temporary worker, and then be responsible for sweeping the floor. ”

"Okay~" When the little cow heard this, he immediately said with a hippie smile: "Dad, don't wait for the high school entrance examination, you know like me, you will definitely not be admitted to a key high school, it is better to start next Monday, I will go to the base with you next Monday, learn how to raise pandas from Ji An, follow him to do live broadcasts, and pay my father's salary for a year." ”

The old cow was suddenly furious, two thick smoke erupted from his nostrils, and he raised his hooves to make a gesture: "Go back to my room and read!"

The calf went back to the room stupidly, and the TV was not turned off. In the kitchen, Xiao Tiantian was cooking dinner, the aroma was overflowing, the old cow picked up the remote control and was about to change the channel, and unexpectedly saw a middle-aged man coming out of the TV, wearing a polo shirt, dressed as seven wolves, and dressed in business casual.

Lao Niu stopped the remote control and wondered what a business person was doing on a rap show?

After watching it for a while, the middle-aged man picked up the microphone and came up with a business rap, the disobedient children at home, the colleagues and bosses in the unit made it difficult, and they were tired and tired at night and had to pay public food to Xiao Tiantian, the lyrics simply spoke to the heart of the old cow.

Then, Lao Niu remembered the whitewashing article a few days ago, any culture in the world is especially desirable, why don't you try to accept it? He took the remote control and sat down on the sofa.

And listening to it, when Lao Niu gradually got used to the rhythm and rhyme of rapping, he suddenly had a sense of familiarity, as if he had heard it when he was a child......

Lao Niushan l Dongren, Allegro to find out......

Because of a business rap, it resonated in my heart, and then remembered my childhood memories, Lao Niu gradually put down the mustard for the little **** he had been unaccustomed to before, and slowly began to accept it. As the social society tutor concluded that once he began to accept hip-hop culture, the symptoms of poisoning were significantly reduced, and after a few days, Lao Niu accidentally found that the problem of uncontrollable jumping out of "yo, saag" seemed to be better, and he did not recommit it recently, and he would hum a paragraph in the office from time to time: "A wave in the waves, a wave in the waves, a dozen bamboo planks......

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On this day, MC Nail was broadcast live on the platform for the first time

Due to its popularity on the Internet, coupled with the early publicity of the platform, soon after the live broadcast started, more than 300,000 people poured in, and it continues to increase.

According to the convention of the platform, MC Nail first shouted a song of Mai as the opening, looking at the snowflake-like rewards on the screen and all kinds of fancy praise for him, MC Nail lowered the brim of his hat and couldn't see his expression clearly, but he was laughing arbitrarily in his heart, these rewards are similar to the incense money he once experienced, and those fans who screamed "so handsome, husband" are so similar to the fanatical l believers around him in the past, and his current live broadcast is the opening of the altar once a month in the past, but there are more people who come to listen to his preaching. (Please read it before reporting, my brother won't give you a chance.) ：D）

For the sake of this kind of thing, it is obvious that MC nails are not the first time they have done it.

What god to worship, what incense to wear, according to Ding Lingxiang's perception of the world, MC Ding knew that he was going to do what he did in the past, and he was reported and arrested in prison every minute, so he changed his way.

Music is a kind of faith, and so is hip-hop, which is essentially the same as what he used to do, just old wine in a new bottle. But there are always some people in the world who don't like hip-hop, just like they didn't accept his preaching in the past, so MC nails force them to like it, and if they don't accept hip-hop for a day, they will continue to say "yo, saag" every day until they give up resistance. When they accepted hip-hop, they naturally accepted the rap of his MC nails, and then idolized him.

And as more and more people worship MC nails as idols, they receive more and more incense money, and the small purple flower on the top of the head becomes darker and darker, until it finally bears bad fruit.

The number of fans in the live broadcast room is constantly growing, slowly stabilizing to 900,000, MC Nail seems to have foreseen the scene of making waves in the world after gathering hundreds of millions of "fans".

However, times have changed, this is an era of information explosion, just find a high school student, he receives more information in a day than the emperor, the prime minister, and the court team combined.

If MC Nail is just honestly his hip-hop idol, this is no problem, but if he wants to do something else and try to fool the current netizens, I'm sorry, some time ago it was just because the first sister of the platform looked different from the live broadcast, The level 7 fan card said to throw it away, and turned black on the spot, no matter how obsessed it was, it was useless.

What's more, there is also a cheap monkey king who slays demons and destroys demons in the moon delivery room of Sifang Mountain.

Moon Maternity Ward

The time entered the middle of April, and this year's weather was a bit unusually hot, the temperature was as high as 27 or 8 degrees in the afternoon, and the moon hot spring was no longer visible, and grasshoppers were jumping around the delivery room.

On Saturday afternoon, Kiki ran out of the shady bamboo forest, with a few grasshoppers in the net pocket that Ji An had made for her.

"Brother, I'll play a trick for you. Kiki ran back to the glass room and said.

Soon, Ji An heard for the first time that grasshoppers could be demonized.

There is a lateral line on the thigh of the grasshopper, and by touching this lateral line, the original green grasshopper will not only change the color of the body surface, but also change the living habits and habits, and the harmless grasshopper will evolve into a "ferocious" catastrophic grasshopper. (Don't brag, you can find out for yourself when you have time.) ）